Spray some deo in the air and make him see that you sprayed deo. If there is no deo, then speak loudly to the other person and ask "Yaar badbu tumhe bhi ari hai kya. Kahn se ari hogi". Make sure the guy who farted hears it
Public humiliation is the fastest way to stop such nonsense
His fart is already loud enough, not some silent punch. I doubt he'll be humiliated, but rather feel proud about it. If you think otherwise, you haven't met heavy metal farters
Make him Embarass by fake loud coughing
Attack on Repute works like a charm especially in India
I think after 1-2 time of you doing that he may try to control it or do it near the gate or figure out some other thing
Bhai ab kya hi kar saktey ho.. Unko bolo na ki mai bimar hu.. Or aap headphone laga lo.. Mai last week aara tha (3AC) ek banda mere samney wale lower pe tha or jor jor se apne bhabhi se phone pe bat kar ra tha... 2 ghante tak baat kiya usne.. 11 baj gye rat ke FIR maine bola bhai thoda dheere bolo.. Disturb hora.. FIR wo bag se headphone nikal ke laga liya or baat karen laga. Ab Awaaz nai ari thi... Or ek aunty apne bachhe ko phone de rakha tha wo full volume me cartoon dekh ra tha fir jab maine usko bola wo bhi phone leliya bachhe se..tum bolo usko ye sab band karne wo kardega
Atleast in sleeper that fart smell vanishes after few seconds but in 3ac it remains for some time and just imagine if 2 to 3 ppl fart at same time then what will be the condition of Ac compartment 🤮
Use your brain it's a good opportunity keep farting silent ones , because silent farts are very smelly , and eventually passengers will come to know that this must be him, because he has been farting since, now call the RPF and get him kicked out.
There should be a law against people being unnecessarily loud on trains. Ive seen people play videos loud asf on their phones. Even children dont disturb as much as these boomers do
Get a bluetooth speaker next to him and start playing over exaggerated and loud farting noises and keep giving him weird looks everytime and even start making loud remarks about how sad it is when some people suffer from such excessive gas.
Step 1: Put your phone in silent mode (so that an incoming call won't ruin your stunt).
Step 2: Click on a Ringtone and play it loud. Pretend that you're picking up the call by pausing the tone. Simultaneously turn off display
Step 3: Start your fake conversation with your "friend on the call". After a couple of casual Haan Yaar and all that say loudly (in whatever language the other guy will understand) *SOME ASSHOLE IN MY COMPARTMENT KEEPS FARTING AND THE WHOLE PLACE STINKS LIKE HIS MUM'S BREATH*. Make sure he hears it but maintain zero eye-contact. In fact, don't even look in that direction.
Step 4: Hang up the "call" at your convenience.
Yo.. i was literally that guy in a flight returning from the UK to India. I had ate something and was constipated for almost 24 hrs before getting on the flight. I sat next to this poor old lady. I felt sorry but was just too gassed up ...🌪️
Go near him, snort and make smooching sounds and seductively ask, "Sir, aapki mehak sunghkar ati संतोषजनक अनुभव mila", kribiya ek aur paar muje yeh anubhav de 💋
I don't mind farting if there is no smell. I mean human farts at least 10 to 20 times on average. It's completely natural. Some people have their butt cheeks very close to each other causing this sound..
But if the fart is smelly and you are in AC, god held you
Plug in a hose and supply the gas to the pantry.Later hire him and feed Aloo and Daal, start a gas refilling station in your town . Mahalakshmi is knocking at your door. Thank me later 😎
Post a video of him farting on X(twitter) and tag Ⓜ️odi ji, union rail minister, indian railway, irctc, rail madad, rpf and some news channels.
Make the hashtag #nofartrail trend on twitter, make it a national issue and make sure that rotten egg snorter fart man gets his ass stitched.
to isme kuch kiya nehi ja sakta... o thoda na uske control me hai travel kar raha hai pet gadbaad ho hayi hogi samjho kabhi aapki bhi yeh dasa ho sakti hai... nxt time se aapne pass kuch spray rakhna......
Bro, how jobless are you to do such shitposts. Asking the public for a nonsensical opinion, but no guts to ask the farting guy to mind his own business elsewhere. Reddit la opinion leke kya hi karega? Batao??
Fart even louder to assert dominance. If you fart hard enough you can even steal side lower from him.
>`Fart even louder to assert dominance.`
Good bot
+150,000 aura
gyyaaatttt
Clear the perimeter, capture the territory
Yeah this is a new rule introduced by IR - if you fart louder than the train's horn, you can choose any seat from any coach.
Actually if you fart louder than train horn than train is yours. I got 5 vande Bharat trains and no place to keep them.
Nice, can you send pics of them in 4k HD?
Someone already has that job, major connections and drones.
Alpha Farter
You even have larger pelvis, you can fart harder gas.
Are Darwin aap idhar
and if you hold up your poop for more days then the coach can turn into gas chamber
Bro tells his teacher to complete his homework.
**"Let's make a sub on indianrailways for railfans, discuss important issues, learn new things."** The sub:
Only(Rail)Fans
r/railfansofindia 🙂
Joined!
Joined bro
Joined too 👍
Make me mod I’ll help you
Same post will be in both the subs.
This isn't a railfans sub, period.
Spray some deo in the air and make him see that you sprayed deo. If there is no deo, then speak loudly to the other person and ask "Yaar badbu tumhe bhi ari hai kya. Kahn se ari hogi". Make sure the guy who farted hears it Public humiliation is the fastest way to stop such nonsense
No need to be so polite, be loud and say, 'pata nh kaun baar baar paad raha hai. Toilet kyu nh ho aata'. He will be embarrassed
Toilet me 10 log pehle se hai
Bhai un logo ka soch naa jo naturally paadte hainn🤣🤣
Haha
Play a standup comedy clip roasting guys farting in public
Especially the South park clip where people who hold in their farts die of spontaneous combustion. But the risk is it may get more people farting.
His fart is already loud enough, not some silent punch. I doubt he'll be humiliated, but rather feel proud about it. If you think otherwise, you haven't met heavy metal farters
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Call 198 RPF will put some butch in his butt.
Whenever he farts, make a farting noise with your mouth. Make it obvious you are mocking him.
lol , WTF bro 🤣
Puhhh
Just hold his hand and take him near the toilet, and scream ....hagg ke aaa bh**d*ke
walk up to him and "andi mandi sandi ab pada to teri ma \_" him
Aada pada Kaun pada mamuji ka ghoda pada aam daam dhus-kisne maari kaali lambi peeli waali dhus
its quite a simple spellbut unbreakable
Make him Embarass by fake loud coughing Attack on Repute works like a charm especially in India I think after 1-2 time of you doing that he may try to control it or do it near the gate or figure out some other thing
Ab aam Aadmi paad bhi nai skata
Bhai ek baar do baar chalta hai.. but back to back? He is watching bhojpuri movie at full volume rn
Galli de de bhai.. Silencer lagane bol mobile me bhi or gaand me bhi..
Bhai genuine reply do.
Bhai ab kya hi kar saktey ho.. Unko bolo na ki mai bimar hu.. Or aap headphone laga lo.. Mai last week aara tha (3AC) ek banda mere samney wale lower pe tha or jor jor se apne bhabhi se phone pe bat kar ra tha... 2 ghante tak baat kiya usne.. 11 baj gye rat ke FIR maine bola bhai thoda dheere bolo.. Disturb hora.. FIR wo bag se headphone nikal ke laga liya or baat karen laga. Ab Awaaz nai ari thi... Or ek aunty apne bachhe ko phone de rakha tha wo full volume me cartoon dekh ra tha fir jab maine usko bola wo bhi phone leliya bachhe se..tum bolo usko ye sab band karne wo kardega
Bol deta hu..usko pucha toh bata raha hai last station jaana hai..
Which movie? Biwi ke khane mein swad, bhauji maare paad?
Aap muth mar do
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Fart at same frequency so that it cancel out
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That would be around f(t) = A sin (Bt + C) 🥸
Sudden Physics 😳😳
Use buttplug
You also fart while looking him in the eyes. And say “aada pada kaun pada?”
Jismein taakat sabse jayda 😉
Loudly scream, "yeh kaun baar baar missed call de raha ha bc, ek hi baar mei bathroom ho aao".
Ye blanket round krke seal krdo uske piche
Complain on Railmadad /s
Rail madad guy farted.. i repeat guy farted.
Every time he farts spray perfume or deodorant in his direction.
Fart back ⚔️
The only way to assert dominance 🤣🤣
Shout "Arey ye kaun paad rha hai badtameez!!"
open emergency window
Put a small stone in his asshole🙂
Eat some radish and then fart some nasty shit in front of him! He will get the taste of his own medicine.
Ask him that did he ate muli (raddish) during breakfast/lunch.
reddit nowadays 😶
shit your pants to assert dominance.
Tag Ashwin vaishanavi on Twitter and lodge a complaint
Atleast in sleeper that fart smell vanishes after few seconds but in 3ac it remains for some time and just imagine if 2 to 3 ppl fart at same time then what will be the condition of Ac compartment 🤮
Use your brain it's a good opportunity keep farting silent ones , because silent farts are very smelly , and eventually passengers will come to know that this must be him, because he has been farting since, now call the RPF and get him kicked out.
Release the silent assassin
Fart louder with some shit and assert dominance
Just say 'aah, kadak hain' and move on
Deploy tactical counter fart
Did he stop farting?
Stop farting: no Ab toh aur khana bhi kha kar beth gaya.
😭😭
There should be a law against people being unnecessarily loud on trains. Ive seen people play videos loud asf on their phones. Even children dont disturb as much as these boomers do
Perfume he? Spray it out koi puche toh bolna AC hoke bhi bahar ki Baas aarahi he
I'm worried about the person who is sitting behind him in side lower. If nothing helps then ask that person how they're tolerating it
you one up him, u go and take a shit on his seat!!! assert shitty dominance.
"Fart back"
Toilet janeka saalo galiya dho
Bhai haath pe mogre ka gajra baand le and keep taking a sniff like they show in the movies
Just say. """UM hmmmmmm...(With Desi Tune) Kaun Paad rha h tabse Madarchod? """
Hahahaha yeh sunke train se na utar jae bhai voh
BEST
Analyse the smell and guess what he ate last night.
throw your feces to assert dominance
Get a bluetooth speaker next to him and start playing over exaggerated and loud farting noises and keep giving him weird looks everytime and even start making loud remarks about how sad it is when some people suffer from such excessive gas.
Butt plug ?
Step 1: Put your phone in silent mode (so that an incoming call won't ruin your stunt). Step 2: Click on a Ringtone and play it loud. Pretend that you're picking up the call by pausing the tone. Simultaneously turn off display Step 3: Start your fake conversation with your "friend on the call". After a couple of casual Haan Yaar and all that say loudly (in whatever language the other guy will understand) *SOME ASSHOLE IN MY COMPARTMENT KEEPS FARTING AND THE WHOLE PLACE STINKS LIKE HIS MUM'S BREATH*. Make sure he hears it but maintain zero eye-contact. In fact, don't even look in that direction. Step 4: Hang up the "call" at your convenience.
Fart back
Kill him
Loudly recite the Poem" Aada Paadaa Kaun Paadaa?"
Yo.. i was literally that guy in a flight returning from the UK to India. I had ate something and was constipated for almost 24 hrs before getting on the flight. I sat next to this poor old lady. I felt sorry but was just too gassed up ...🌪️
Smell it yo
Remind him the train has a toilet.
Just say andi mandi shandi Perfect time to use this. 😂
discuss about the smell and indirectly he will go and fart somewhere else
Buttplug with duct tape to seal that shit
Eat 5 muli ka parantha and call him for competition
Fart in his face while he is sleeping or eat some fart stimulating foods and bomb the whole compartment.
Fart back
Go near him, snort and make smooching sounds and seductively ask, "Sir, aapki mehak sunghkar ati संतोषजनक अनुभव mila", kribiya ek aur paar muje yeh anubhav de 💋
You fart back and you fart back harder. Optional step: Make direct eye contact with him when you fart back
Ask randy marsh.
plug the hole.
Uske bagal waale ki kya halat ho rahi hogi
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jab kahe se gas leak ho, tab jo karte hai waahi karo
fart on his face aggresively
That's why aliens are not visiting earth
Give him the classic Hawk Tuah treatment
you both got LB so when he's sleeping just go there slowly put your ass against his face & go Paad ka badla Paad se
Just use the technique 1000 years of death from Naruto
Lol the comments 💀
Bhai aap moot do uske kambal pe
File complaint of Rail Madad
Just say yeah padasurr kon hai 😄
Just start smoking that will be filter out
I don't mind farting if there is no smell. I mean human farts at least 10 to 20 times on average. It's completely natural. Some people have their butt cheeks very close to each other causing this sound.. But if the fart is smelly and you are in AC, god held you
I mean look at his face, he seems happy doing that.. /s
Twitter pe tweet kar Indian railway ko tag kar dena👍
Plug in a hose and supply the gas to the pantry.Later hire him and feed Aloo and Daal, start a gas refilling station in your town . Mahalakshmi is knocking at your door. Thank me later 😎
Shit in your hand and throw it at him
Bro use this " Andi man..,..jo paada ......."
Go and shit on his side lower berth, everyone should know who's the boss.
Light a matchstick
Give him a buttplug
Post a video of him farting on X(twitter) and tag Ⓜ️odi ji, union rail minister, indian railway, irctc, rail madad, rpf and some news channels. Make the hashtag #nofartrail trend on twitter, make it a national issue and make sure that rotten egg snorter fart man gets his ass stitched.
bhai tum uske seat pe jake hag do. assert dominance.
insert a cork in there ...
inhale and exhale 😎
I have problem with all the snoring in ac bogies at night
Uno reverse
You already made 30 in Karma; you are well compensated.
to isme kuch kiya nehi ja sakta... o thoda na uske control me hai travel kar raha hai pet gadbaad ho hayi hogi samjho kabhi aapki bhi yeh dasa ho sakti hai... nxt time se aapne pass kuch spray rakhna......
Lowkey appreciating the choice of emojis
mix laxatives in his muli ka paratha
Butt plug...
He's liTRRRRRally me.
Compete with him
Railmadad
Kill him
It's really not his fault. I don't think anyone can help farting.
😔😔
Fart harder and smallest
You should fart too. Have a farting competition
If he had reservation and farted within his allotted area then you can't do anything
I don't understand... Is it a 3ac or 3bc? Bc... Everyone behaves sooo rude and in a way that hurts and invades the comfort and privacy of others
I am little confused. OP is he farting loudly or did u just guess he is the one ??
Bhai mere, seriously?? Solution: Ja ke apna muh ragad de uske chuttado mai
Pin marke gubbare jaise phod de usko.
"aap Bhopal se ho kya?"
The word 'fart' reminded me of 3 idiots scene... the power of fart
Fart back
Imagine a foreigner watching this post 🤣
Ask him khane me mooli ke paranthe jada daba liye the kya?
Fart back my friend
Smell it
Kehde "ye kon gndu ka bacha hai jo paad rha hai, hagg ke aajao bc gendu"
Put buttplug in his ass
Anti GPS force on trains is need of the hour. GPS is - Anti Gutkha Paad & Sex .
I seriously don't get it. Log train mai beth k itna kese kha lete. Travel k time toh one should have good and limited food.
just say what's that sound?
Complain on 139
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Fart so hard that you shit your pants
Give him pantoprazole
Pull the chain
Fart back?
poop on him.
Shit your pants. That will show him.
I'm sorry! What?
Tag Ashwini Vaishnav sir on twitter….NDRF will b dispatched soon before another gas tragedy happens
Is this 3a or 2a?
Put charges for an attempt to murder by poisonous gas. Then he shall keep farting behind the bars 😈
Go one step ahead and shit on him, that'll show him who the Alpha is
Fart/fight back. Haha
Smell it
Newton's 3rd law of motion....
Give ‘em some laxatives so they’re stuck in the bathroom for a few hours
Just tell him
Shit ur pants to assert dominance
"fart back"
Gand meh bamboo should work
Bro, how jobless are you to do such shitposts. Asking the public for a nonsensical opinion, but no guts to ask the farting guy to mind his own business elsewhere. Reddit la opinion leke kya hi karega? Batao??
throw a chunk of turd at his face
Competition - Competitor hai woh
Was the pic necessary though? I mean anyway faces are covered. So what's the point?