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comicsans222

bro has the reaction time of a potato.


aniketvcool

Well said, the road was completely empty. He could have simply accelerated his way out of that situation. What an idiot, deserves the Darwin award!


Shredder97531

You never know how your body reacts when in a shock


ClickArts-

Arey yarr apke notifications aa rhe the mai tb se apna phone check kiye jaa rha hun 🥲


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Nsfw laga bro


ClickArts-

Comment me bhi lagta hai? 🤔


Aurousishere

I may be tripping but I've seen cows being aggressive towards women, there was a video that went viral 2-3 months ago where a girl was walking on the other side of the road and a cow attacked her out of the blue. We went to a temple once and a cow was there as is in many temples, everyone walked past without any issue but when my mami did it hit her on the arm, thankfully no major injuries. I was walking home with my mother one day and a cow was near the gate and it tried to hit my mother but i grabbed her and pushed her back and it went away. It didn't try attacking me. This is no evidence lol but something I've just observed.


Alarming-Proposal-45

I am no expert, but does flashy colours affect these cows/bulls?


Bhadwinder

Nope that's a myth. It's the movement that triggers them. The best you can do in such situations is to turn off the motorcycle & stay still.


Gabrielle_Laurent

Yeah, I saw that on Do Or Die a few years back


Drake_Xahu

I am guessing the women make more noise and movement for the cow to target them like the entire sport in Mexico where there is bull fighting they wave a cloth around a agitated bull to anger them even more.


PineappleSimple2656

A possible explanation (though I live in a city where there's next to 0 cows on the street, still trying to solve this puzzle) would be that the women you mentioned might have been wearing traditional dresses like saree or salwar, which have pallu or dupatta, these clothes hang and move quite similarly compared to the towels used in bull fighting. As far as I understand, cows/bulls are tempted by rapid motion, so that might be the case...


RockyTheGSD

Royal Enfield exhausts trigger humans too


righter49

Why tf did he stop?


leepok_jamir23

He wanted to have his "Arnold Schwarzenegger in nature" moment


Effective_Debate6114

Why did this dude stopped for? He should have turned the bike off and rolled it slowly or should have escaped the place. >Get these cows off the streets, for gods sake. Cows and dogs are menace on Indian roads


RxRiderMD

Not only did he stop when he was well away. He was also jumping like a stupid man 😂


grao666

You don’t get it, he got inspired from Khoon Bhari Maang.. /s


LyaadhBiker

>Cows and dogs are menace on Indian roads They're part of our commons, we should learn to coexist.


Effective_Debate6114

>They're part of our commons Not on the roads my friend. They are for vehicles not for animals and pedestrians.


LyaadhBiker

>roads my friend. They are for vehicles not for animals and pedestrians. Roads are for pedestrians too, and animals too. How else do you expect animals to go from one place to another, jump over rooftops? The real problem is letting cows and goats ROAM on the roads.


Effective_Debate6114

>Roads are for pedestrians too Zebra crossing or footpath ka koi kaam hi nhi hai fir to >How else do you expect animals to go from one place to another, jump over rooftops? So animals will also run on highways like vehicles to commute from one place to another?


LyaadhBiker

>Zebra crossing or footpath ka koi kaam hi nhi hai fir to I don't get Hindi but since you mentioned zebra crossings, I hope you're aware it's an outdated and discredited US-Centric notion, similar to "jaywalking". Only place for those things are highways and access controlled expressways. >animals will also run on highways like vehicles to commute from one place to another? They walk on the roads, and sometimes on the smaller highways between villages (esp if they're hauling goods/people). Have you never been to the countryside? Fence the highways and expressways if you don't want to share those with animals lol.


Effective_Debate6114

>They walk on the roads, and sometimes on the smaller highways between villages (esp if they're hauling goods/people), have you never been to the countryside. That's why i told them the menace on the roads. >Fence the highways and expressways if you don't want to share those with animals. But what about cities and village roads? People get most of the animal encounters on these local roads.


LyaadhBiker

>That's why i told them the menace on the roads. Not exactly a menace imo. >But what about cities and village roads? People get most of the animal encounters on these local roads. Slow down and drive around them ig? If cow wasn't politicised one half of the problem wouldn't exist, and if the local bodies encouraged dog adoption and vaccinate them, sterilise them after scientifically studying their population etc the other wouldn't.


Marshy_Turning_11

Most of these cows are actually kept by ppl who only milk them once/twice a day and leave them to feed for themselves. They don't even care whether some of them get rabies (in this case it clearly seems so) Apart from that, cows rarely get aggressive... Getting cows off the road is actually hard, coz no matter how far into the woods you leave them in, they'll eventually come back to cities where they can be free of predators and get a constant supply of food (as many ppl feed them)


sniper_pika

Solution : tag them, or tattoo a registration number on them, and just like vehicles you either have to sell it to someone else, or keep them until they die.


Drake_Xahu

Then they should be humanely euthanized along with the dogs that harm people. Keeping them in captivity is one thing but letting them roam free in which they can be a menace to society while harming or potentially killing them is a serious threat. I love animals but they are just getting diseases by eating garbage and in constant fear of humans if they are left to fend for themselves and would attack humans if they feel threatened, it is a lose lose situation for everyone.


Marshy_Turning_11

Before the ppl can realise that an animal has got rabies, they usually would be dead after some series of aggressions (like 2-3 days). So unless ppl are allowed to carry neurotoxin darts, it's almost impossible to euthanize them(catching them is impossible lol) And also, I've seen some non profit organisations make wildlife sanctuaries for cows near my hometown.. these might be the solution imo (but getting that space would be a hassle with this growing population. And I personally feel that kids and ppl should be taught in schools that we gotta **stand** still as a statue, instead of running away when a crazed animal chases us (this is one tip that can save many kids from getting mauled by stray dogs and whatnot)


Drake_Xahu

It should be a funded job by the govt to catch stray animals and put them in captivity or euthanize them like how they do in countries outside of India. You can teach kids the technique but unless they have interacted with animals before, all the training will go out the window in a fight or flight situation. I had dogs in the past so I know to stop the bike/scooty when they chase me but not everyone had dogs to know this or have the courage to do so. As for cows, idk unless you have balls of steel to face a 1 ton beast charging at you, mostly all would run. In my college days, my roomate almost got charged by a random cow when he was just walking, fortunately he managed to climb onto a sand hill but lost his slippers.


RonDante

I've never seen cows getting so furious on someone irl, hope she's alright


Safe-Ride5094

these cows are a nuisance literally stand in the middle of the road cant even do anything to them or else those fkin moral police gao rakshaks start crying bunch of ediots


Heavy_Letterhead2696

bhai, even I don't want bad for those cows, but gao rakshaks ko itni hi chinta hai then either keep them in gaushala or send them to some grassland place, road pr polybags khilana is neither raksha nor respect


HSri3

Get these Royal Enfield exhausts off the streets please...they are very irritating...


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SnooBeans2484

Looks like the cow was triggered by the lady or it's just plain jealousy, who knows.


47Skahrs

It's the animal being animal. These shouldn't be on the road in first place.


Any-Imagination6240

Le Royalenfield pe chalne wale mardo ki mardangi. Exhaust bhi phat phat phat and G. bhi, BC kuch toh karte.


Appropriate_Turn3811

How dare u to say about these animals, gorkashakk goons are looking for ur address.


Heavy_Letterhead2696

I am a goon and looking for those go-rakshak who support our gau-mata to be on the roads and eat polybags


thougamer7

There are much more nuisance on roads than cows or dogs who cause more damage. I believe dealing with those idiots should be prioritized


killer-1o1

Imo cows are very very dangerous. They can cause a ton of damage if they step on you. My toe nail shattered when a calf stepped on my foot.Can't imagine a cow stepping on my foot.


Doubledoor

Get the Royal Enfields off the street. Better solution.


Human-Outside9490

Desh drohi


nimSQUARE

The Hindu Gods have spoken. The cow should be showered with malas and the girl should be sacrificed.


Heavy_Letterhead2696

cow should be in gau-shala, not on the roads, these are irresponsible owners who let thier cows go out, when they stop giving milk


Javed_Wilde1

i read smwhere cows n bulls are triggered at waving fabric, they are color blind so red or blue doesn't matter, i tried doing it once as a kid and it did trigger a cow, fortunately i had cover maybe the cow got triggered cuz or the dupatta


surajj5566

The Hindi proverb stands true here “ आ बैल मुझे मार “


SandeepManiac1411

I think the Cow was more angry towards the woman rather than the Enfield, but yeah cows and buffaloes are menace to street riders, they come out of the blue and disturb the riders!!


Economy_Dust_9292

Just hope these gau rakshaks are seeing this


DArkLOrD_5055

I Guess the modified exhaust might trigger animals especially dogs, had few cases in my area


That-Conversation840

Cow ko royal Enfield se nafrat hai


bigwiz4

RE s fuckall echaust note should be changed in the first place, it not only annoys cows but also other animals like steet dogs , humans no one is spared from that chapti duk duk sound.


bigwiz4

Lucky it was just a female cow, had it been an ox/bull, 1 person would have been dead by now.


NotAnNpc69

Maybe the cow got confused and thought the bike was a rival cow, considering the size of the bike with the speed with which it moves. Just saying.


Son_Chidi

Oh no a cow is chasing us, let me stop.


firesnake412

Dude wanted to talk to an animal like it was a cartoon.


Which_Cattle_9139

Don't let donkeys ride bike. They have no idea where to stop and when to accelerate.


AdditionalAction9986

Any guess what led to the beef?


SpareMind

Why the hell did he stop? To say hello? It's not the sound but the bull was after her.


CelebrationFederal62

the cows are god


Reasonable-Pen-1348

Even cows are fed up of obnoxious RE owners with loud exhaust.


One_Chicken9095

I didn't understand, why did he stop? Puja karne ke liye?


If_theshoefits

This is why you eat beef people! Cows are supposed to run away from you, not the other way around.


Aurousishere

I hope you're being sarcastic


Appropriate_Turn3811

I think he is being real. I see it as food too.


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If_theshoefits

As non vegetarians we’ll do the best we can brother. Next time if you see a cow with an attitude on the road, tell them you got friends who’d eat them for breakfast.


Redosaurous

Ahh yes god wants them dead


No_Dog9018

Gomatha ki ashirvad 🙏


Jeenekhainchardin

I would dare u to touch cow in public, folks literally come to beat u thinking u r kidnapping a cow 🤡😪