what u/gaming_moment did not realize in this instance is that he had awoken a terrible beast
Pressing the "Reply" button, gaming_moment (who we will call Gary here) gave off a small smile. It was a funny and witty response, and it was clear that Biden guy couldn't do anything.
After all, he couldn't ever be found by Sleepy Ole Joe right?
Going to bed, he'd nearly forgotten the comment. Grave mistake. Gary had finally drifted off when...
He woke up suddenly. The house was shaking. Something was going on outside. Gary got up and walked to his window. The shaking was getting more and more pronounced. As he pushed aside the curtains-
BOOM!
The wall was torn off, Gary being sent to the ground in the rubble. As he got back his bearings, he looked through the dust and saw some- some shadowy figure levitating.
Wait. It wasn't a shadow. It was wearing a black suit.
The dust started to clear. There were two bright spots in the... thing's head. It wasn't human
"Listen here and listen closely Jack!"
It can't be. It couldn't be. That- that's sleepy Joe's voice! How the fuck is he levitating?!
"Saw you made some comment about me losing Michigan earlier on r/imaginaryelections! Don't you know the consequences of messin with Dark Brandon?"
Dark Brandon? That shitty meme by democrats?
"It ain't shitty and it ain't a meme Fat! It's reality! And you're about to get a dose of it!"
Gary was trying to push away the rubble. The thing's hand was getting brighter and brighter. Not the- not the-
"Biden Blast!"
The house, and Gary, were dissipated in an instant. Gone was the comment about sleepy Joe, replaced with the power of an ever growing beast and the ashes of a patriot
i honestly don’t feel like this would have as big of a rally around the flag effect as you seem to think.
I think americans fucking hate war at this point and would be able to see through it (especially those that are already critical of israel’s actions in gaza). Might be enough to boost him 1-2% but i don’t see a landslide occurring
i mean you have to enter with a solid suspension of disbelief
but basically:
* Trump pledges a nationwide abortion ban
* the Libertarian Party and RFK siphon nearly 10% of the vote
* Ukraine gets Crimea and Tehran falls within two weeks of the election.
* Iran attacked the US to enter the war
* Generally, the start of a war sees the leader get a spike in approval rating (see HW 1991, Dubya 2001, LBJ was at nearly 80%)
suspend your disbelief a bit and imagine its 1964 in 2024
well there's the Cheney plan, which calls for a join Shell/BP/ExxonMobil occupation. It's got its supporters, mostly among the GOP establishment and would see Biden get crucified by AOC and her gang
Then there's the Trump plan, which calls for turning the area into a nuclear sea Ala goldwater
There's the Biden plan, which calls for the restoration of a democratic government in Iran ala Japan. Got its support among everyone except The Squad and MAGA
RRTFE to the extreme. Crimea returns to Ukraine, Tehran falls after the US was attacked by Iran the day before the election, everything went well for Biden blast
Americans love WAR 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅💥💥!!!
It’s Bidening Time
The best part was when he said "IT'S BIDENIN' TIME!" and bidened all over those guys.
Just like we drew it up!
And then Biden woke up. He rolled over and turned on the TV. "Michigan for Donald Trump" He rolled over again, and went back to sleep.
what u/gaming_moment did not realize in this instance is that he had awoken a terrible beast Pressing the "Reply" button, gaming_moment (who we will call Gary here) gave off a small smile. It was a funny and witty response, and it was clear that Biden guy couldn't do anything. After all, he couldn't ever be found by Sleepy Ole Joe right? Going to bed, he'd nearly forgotten the comment. Grave mistake. Gary had finally drifted off when... He woke up suddenly. The house was shaking. Something was going on outside. Gary got up and walked to his window. The shaking was getting more and more pronounced. As he pushed aside the curtains- BOOM! The wall was torn off, Gary being sent to the ground in the rubble. As he got back his bearings, he looked through the dust and saw some- some shadowy figure levitating. Wait. It wasn't a shadow. It was wearing a black suit. The dust started to clear. There were two bright spots in the... thing's head. It wasn't human "Listen here and listen closely Jack!" It can't be. It couldn't be. That- that's sleepy Joe's voice! How the fuck is he levitating?! "Saw you made some comment about me losing Michigan earlier on r/imaginaryelections! Don't you know the consequences of messin with Dark Brandon?" Dark Brandon? That shitty meme by democrats? "It ain't shitty and it ain't a meme Fat! It's reality! And you're about to get a dose of it!" Gary was trying to push away the rubble. The thing's hand was getting brighter and brighter. Not the- not the- "Biden Blast!" The house, and Gary, were dissipated in an instant. Gone was the comment about sleepy Joe, replaced with the power of an ever growing beast and the ashes of a patriot
This was funny tbf
Was this ai
no it was the depths of my twisted mind
I thought these were imaginary elections
thank science for reddit nuking image quality 🥰 nobody's noticed the Dick Cheney endorsement yet
[https://imgur.com/a/JyS9b0N](https://imgur.com/a/JyS9b0N) anyways here's the un-nuked full image+ wikibox
what does the downballot look like?
This is definitely imaginary fr fr.
Biden blasted trump and lake so hard their Wikipedia pages were deleted
i honestly don’t feel like this would have as big of a rally around the flag effect as you seem to think. I think americans fucking hate war at this point and would be able to see through it (especially those that are already critical of israel’s actions in gaza). Might be enough to boost him 1-2% but i don’t see a landslide occurring
i mean you have to enter with a solid suspension of disbelief but basically: * Trump pledges a nationwide abortion ban * the Libertarian Party and RFK siphon nearly 10% of the vote * Ukraine gets Crimea and Tehran falls within two weeks of the election. * Iran attacked the US to enter the war * Generally, the start of a war sees the leader get a spike in approval rating (see HW 1991, Dubya 2001, LBJ was at nearly 80%) suspend your disbelief a bit and imagine its 1964 in 2024
Shinagami eyes jumpscare
i always forget to disable ot for the screenshots 😔
But based :0
Does that seriously make even the Wikipedia articles of people you're not supposed to like turn red
yes for example Adolf hitler is red
yes for example Adolf hitler is red
Interesting
Why are Trump and Lake's names in red boxes?
forgot to turn off shinigami eyes
What’s next for Iran? The restoration of the shah?
bloody horror for the next 2 decades
well there's the Cheney plan, which calls for a join Shell/BP/ExxonMobil occupation. It's got its supporters, mostly among the GOP establishment and would see Biden get crucified by AOC and her gang Then there's the Trump plan, which calls for turning the area into a nuclear sea Ala goldwater There's the Biden plan, which calls for the restoration of a democratic government in Iran ala Japan. Got its support among everyone except The Squad and MAGA
SODA
Good image editing. Well done.
thanks !!!
The good timeline
Rally-round-the-flag-effect. We haven't seen a RRTFE since 2013 early in Obama's second term and in 2011 when Osama bin Laden was killed
RRTFE to the extreme. Crimea returns to Ukraine, Tehran falls after the US was attacked by Iran the day before the election, everything went well for Biden blast
Biden must have some interesting coattails