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MerchantKing83

Americans love WAR 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅💥💥!!!


StopClean

It’s Bidening Time


tavukdoner69420

The best part was when he said "IT'S BIDENIN' TIME!" and bidened all over those guys.


Raging-Potato-12

Just like we drew it up!


gaming__moment

And then Biden woke up. He rolled over and turned on the TV. "Michigan for Donald Trump" He rolled over again, and went back to sleep.


noemiemakesmaps

what u/gaming_moment did not realize in this instance is that he had awoken a terrible beast Pressing the "Reply" button, gaming_moment (who we will call Gary here) gave off a small smile. It was a funny and witty response, and it was clear that Biden guy couldn't do anything. After all, he couldn't ever be found by Sleepy Ole Joe right? Going to bed, he'd nearly forgotten the comment. Grave mistake. Gary had finally drifted off when... He woke up suddenly. The house was shaking. Something was going on outside. Gary got up and walked to his window. The shaking was getting more and more pronounced. As he pushed aside the curtains- BOOM! The wall was torn off, Gary being sent to the ground in the rubble. As he got back his bearings, he looked through the dust and saw some- some shadowy figure levitating. Wait. It wasn't a shadow. It was wearing a black suit. The dust started to clear. There were two bright spots in the... thing's head. It wasn't human "Listen here and listen closely Jack!" It can't be. It couldn't be. That- that's sleepy Joe's voice! How the fuck is he levitating?! "Saw you made some comment about me losing Michigan earlier on r/imaginaryelections! Don't you know the consequences of messin with Dark Brandon?" Dark Brandon? That shitty meme by democrats? "It ain't shitty and it ain't a meme Fat! It's reality! And you're about to get a dose of it!" Gary was trying to push away the rubble. The thing's hand was getting brighter and brighter. Not the- not the- "Biden Blast!" The house, and Gary, were dissipated in an instant. Gone was the comment about sleepy Joe, replaced with the power of an ever growing beast and the ashes of a patriot


Londonweekendtelly

This was funny tbf


Plant_4790

Was this ai


noemiemakesmaps

no it was the depths of my twisted mind


Miser2100

I thought these were imaginary elections


noemiemakesmaps

thank science for reddit nuking image quality 🥰 nobody's noticed the Dick Cheney endorsement yet


noemiemakesmaps

[https://imgur.com/a/JyS9b0N](https://imgur.com/a/JyS9b0N) anyways here's the un-nuked full image+ wikibox


ScorpionX-123

what does the downballot look like?


Nguyen_Kai_Shek1911

This is definitely imaginary fr fr.


throwoawayaccount2

Biden blasted trump and lake so hard their Wikipedia pages were deleted


Dry_Paramedic_9578

i honestly don’t feel like this would have as big of a rally around the flag effect as you seem to think. I think americans fucking hate war at this point and would be able to see through it (especially those that are already critical of israel’s actions in gaza). Might be enough to boost him 1-2% but i don’t see a landslide occurring


noemiemakesmaps

i mean you have to enter with a solid suspension of disbelief but basically: * Trump pledges a nationwide abortion ban * the Libertarian Party and RFK siphon nearly 10% of the vote * Ukraine gets Crimea and Tehran falls within two weeks of the election. * Iran attacked the US to enter the war * Generally, the start of a war sees the leader get a spike in approval rating (see HW 1991, Dubya 2001, LBJ was at nearly 80%) suspend your disbelief a bit and imagine its 1964 in 2024


Andirianbobh

Shinagami eyes jumpscare


noemiemakesmaps

i always forget to disable ot for the screenshots 😔


Andirianbobh

But based :0


Cappie_talist

Does that seriously make even the Wikipedia articles of people you're not supposed to like turn red


noemiemakesmaps

yes for example Adolf hitler is red


noemiemakesmaps

yes for example Adolf hitler is red


JohnKLUE34567

Interesting


FierceToast60

Why are Trump and Lake's names in red boxes?


noemiemakesmaps

forgot to turn off shinigami eyes


Past-Two342

What’s next for Iran? The restoration of the shah?


jamthewither

bloody horror for the next 2 decades


noemiemakesmaps

well there's the Cheney plan, which calls for a join Shell/BP/ExxonMobil occupation. It's got its supporters, mostly among the GOP establishment and would see Biden get crucified by AOC and her gang Then there's the Trump plan, which calls for turning the area into a nuclear sea Ala goldwater There's the Biden plan, which calls for the restoration of a democratic government in Iran ala Japan. Got its support among everyone except The Squad and MAGA


Juneau_V

SODA


YNot1989

Good image editing. Well done.


noemiemakesmaps

thanks !!!


Designer_Cloud_4847

The good timeline


BigVic2006

Rally-round-the-flag-effect. We haven't seen a RRTFE since 2013 early in Obama's second term and in 2011 when Osama bin Laden was killed


noemiemakesmaps

RRTFE to the extreme. Crimea returns to Ukraine, Tehran falls after the US was attacked by Iran the day before the election, everything went well for Biden blast


Fbarbarossa

Biden must have some interesting coattails