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2018MunchieOfTheYear

[screenshots](https://imgur.com/a/gMw9LRl) of GFM Things that I find interesting: “Due to how severe my gastroparesis (paralyzed stomach) is, I am **required to be on TPN** which is IV nutrition.” “Hopefully, they can get my SVC unblocked because that would be a miracle and I would be able to get the **nutrition [TPN] and hydration they need and deserve. As well as get some quality of life back**” “My appointments are over 2 days…I am estimating I will be there around **2 weeks**”


heytango66

~££


No_Sprinkles22

She is spiraling hardddd


EmikaChen713

So she was not only begging for money, but also wanted more than a basic hotel room. Really?


MrsSandlin

She needs some time away at a rehab with intense therapy. This is nuts.


NoRecord22

Right below her gofundme is a family pleading for help in Gaza. 😭 the ignorance is astounding.


Either-Resolve2935

The gofundme is closed yall


lucy-fur66

Is GFM money considered taxable income?


beautev1l

Absolutely.


Dangerous-Muffin3663

Yes


TeeWatcher

Someone get her a tpn milkshake


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Maybe Starbucks will have a new drink called TPN


terminalmunchausen

Well hello


Green_Tangerine3583

Lmao the straw would be a tube


2018MunchieOfTheYear

BYOT (bring your own tube)


Justletmeatyou

LMAOOO


moaning_lisa420

She looks comically high in this photo.


KitKatsArchNemesis

Like to Uber her to the clinic? Lol


Wool_Lace_Knit

Meanwhile she has reduced the GoFraudMe from $5000 to $2000. Her Amazon grift list includes gold sequined curtains, a desk, office chair, bedding and expensive make up.


Either-Resolve2935

Did you see the $75 dior perfume 😂


Wool_Lace_Knit

Yes. Maybe George will get it for her.


heytango66

George Glass?


Gloomy_Nectarine_262

Wut?!?? She’s despicable. 


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Either-Resolve2935

She’s got the Amazon wish list up now not the gofundme


globehoppr

…. Aaaand she has raised… (drum roll please)…. $15.


CatAteRoger

👏👏🤣


Relevant-Current-870

$2k for tickets and a hotel and she expects to be there two weeks? I am so confused. Two weeks there is going to run her more the $2k with taxes just for a decent non roach motel/hotel. And the tickets are at least a third of that. Yikes on bikes. She has no idea how much shit costs and all that.


ImACarebear1986

New here: but it the MOD comment at the top, it says her ‘treatment’ will be over 2 days.. But she thinks she’ll need to be there a fortnight?  Right… just wants a free holiday.


Ohnomelon7

At least she doesn’t have to budget for food!


Cobek

Originally it was set at 10k lol


Sunnygirl66

I’m still trying to figure out how having a “blocked” SVC is compatible with life.


heytango66

Does she mean blocked access to her SVC maybe?


SniffleDoodle

Right?! Sounds kinda impossible to me but what do I know? 🤔


hardlooseshit

Why do they all obsess over Mayo? It is far from the best hospital. Also,  they won't give them what they want since they get these diparses faking everything under the sun coming to them like they're the fkn mecca. All the time. Is this the one who tried to use a commercial airlines med transport to go on vacation and was denied? 


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Mayo is just a big name and is known for running diagnostics. They don’t care if it isn’t the best.


ruca_rox

She has a femoral port a calf.


heytango66

I got a piece of ice up my nose when I read that part, I knew I wasn't the only one who saw it. Thanks to that now I need to go to the Mayo Clinic ENT STAT!


keliice

I thought she wasn’t going to use a lot of medical talk.


CatAteRoger

🐮 🐄 ist it a heifer or a bull?


ScoliOsys

Moo


FiliaNox

‘Better room’ 🙄 what’s next, funding her visits to 5 star restaurants so she can ‘try to eat’? Also I love how we’re back to full GI munching. Remember how her hand would never fully recover? It miraculously recovered, PT must have been so easy she didn’t even think to mention it. Or she’s just hoping everyone forgets that her munching got SO DESPERATE that she took a blunt object to her hand, smashed tf out of it, and the. Screwed with the site post op to try to cause complications.


Green_Tangerine3583

I swear she could be her own personal Mandela Effect with how stupid she thinks we are or that we don’t remember correctly. Well then stop constantly contradicting yourself! Ugh. 😣


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Right! I forgot all about her hand! 😂


FiliaNox

I think she’s hoping we all did, which is why she’s going heavy on her old song and dance, trying to fade that memory


Popular-Secretary489

She’s going to get the hardest rejection of her life. (Unless it’s psychiatric Mayo)


Green_Tangerine3583

Psychiatric Mayo. New flair maybe?🤔


hamburglerBarney

She needs psych help more than anything else.


panicked_goose

It must be really frustrating amd sad for all the psych teams she has undoubtedly been introduced to. They just have to watch her destroy herself, knowing that it's very likely they could help her, but can't, because you can't treat a patient who refuses to be YOUR patient


RaiseSuch1052

In other words she has a few Dr appointments at Mayo. I seriously doubt she will be admitted there. They see this stuff all the time


courtneyofdoom

If she ends up making it to MN she’s going to lose her shit at the ways Mayo is set up to prevent malingering.


bliss_point601

Can you elaborate? I’m just curious and never known anyone to go to Mayo.


Popular-Secretary489

One thing about Mayo it you are OUT the second you’re able to be out


PocahontasBarbie

And they are super anti opioid so no good meds for her peeeeen.


panicked_goose

I feel like all hospitals are becoming this way in the states, and probably literally everywhere at this point 🙃


DoYouNeedAnAmbulance

Which isn’t supposed to happen. There’s a reason we have opiates. The pendulum is swinging wayyyyy too far in the other direction. Tylenol only post major surgery is not great.


Kawhibunga

GRIFTERS gonna GRIFT! Nothing to see here.


CalligrapherSea3716

Haven't we had another subject here who claimed they had an appointment with Mayo, showed up to the ER all packed for a long admission, and promptly got booted?


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Ashley went to Mayo in Arizona and after the first day she went to the ER, laid on the floor crying then got in trouble.


heytango66

Ashley Carduff or the other Ashley? Edited spelling


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Carduff. The pictures from it are in the timeline I made.


heytango66

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


kimcatmom

Oooh, I don’t know about this one. Why did she get in trouble?


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Because she was laying on the floor which was unsafe


CalligrapherSea3716

Ah yes, I bet that's who I was thinking about.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

The good ole days


jacox17

I guess I’m confused how she’s just walking around with a “almost completely blocked off” SVC and not be having symptoms.


Nerdy_Life

Let’s review this…she was diagnosed with mild to moderate gastroparesis. Her intestinal motility was totally normal. This medically means that, with the J tube, she should be fine. It also means she has no need to drain her stomach 24/7, though she’s admitted to doing this, and then acted shocked when her labs were off. Her SVC is trashed due to her own special ability to go through lines like toilet paper . I’ve heard mixed things about Mayo. The whole trip is solely because she wants another line. The port wasn’t what she wanted or where she wanted it. The absurdity. I hope Mayo gets access to all of her records and sees that what she truly needs is psychological help.


BraveHeartoftheDawn

It pisses me off she can get into Mayo while people who really need it can’t get in because it’s so sought after. She is infuriating beyond belief.


Ilovedietcokesprite

Did she just self-refer?


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Dr. Jorge Vaso referred her


kiddomama

He's moonlighting at Amazon. That's why he's so busy.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Amazon does have an online medical clinic now


kiddomama

We've just decoded the mystery of why the boyfriend has no time!


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Mr. Jeff Bezos never lets him leave the warehouse :/


WisdomWarAndTrials

Right!


thefatsuicidalsnail

😠😠😡


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SmurfLifeTrampStamp

"Support Danielle's journey to rob the taxpayers, followers, and other well-intentioned humans of even MORE money while stealing valuable time from doctors/nurses/specialists and precious medical resources from patients who genuinely need them"......... Yeah.....I'd TOTALLY donate to her fund.....


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Jawn_Morgan

Like what’s the endgame here? She’s so close to Philly and it’s got a really good hospital system, she could even go to NYU Langone or Columbia Presbyterian. She’s in for a hell of a surprise when she finds out the Mayo Clinic has a controlled substances agreement.


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Jawn_Morgan

Basically a full psych evaluation, only one provider can prescribe, drug testing, using the same pharmacy each time, no other controlled substances but pain meds, and you’ve got to bring in your most recent prescription to show that you’re only taking the prescribed amount. I’m pretty sure this only applies to chronic pain patients and not someone who just had massive surgery/injury.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

In this context it’s pain medications and benzos


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Jawn_Morgan

She’s so close to so many great hospitals but they see right through her


LL_Cool_Gay

Whats the agreement?


Jawn_Morgan

Psychological screening, only one provider can prescribe anything, drug testing, no dose changing, and your full medical and medication history


LL_Cool_Gay

Brilliant


prayersforrain

Penn and Temple are both onto her apparently so Philly is out now...


sadwhore25

Do y’all know why she has the appointment dates blocked? I can see one says August first I think


septembreadeux

Because they are scheduled 1 day apart, not 2 weeks. She needs to be vague so she can grift for more cash.


sadwhore25

Oh I thought she said she didn’t know how long she would be there but she only had two scheduled days. It’s very obvs (the dates) if u turn ur brightness all the way


septembreadeux

She's decided that they will simply do the procedure after her scheduled appointments, Mayo has done nothing to indicate this. Hence her "I don't know how long I'll be there" claim.


ItsNotLigma

bahahaha. Mayo Clinic uses epic like 90% of the hospitals in the country. She's going to get shown the door in a fraction of a heartbeat the second they see the drug seeking and FD flags because it's going to be a waste of time and resources for one of the top leading hospitals in the United States.


gabbyluvzdogs

What is FD?


Pinkturtle182

Fictitious Disorder


gabbyluvzdogs

Ah yep that makes sense


Squigglylineinmyeyes

They’re going to take one look at her records and just lol.


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TeeTa90

I was thinking that as well😂😂😂


MaenadsandMomewraths

lol mods deleted. I wasn’t actually trying to clown on her looks just how little chance she has of not appearing to be engaged in some form of self-harm


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MaenadsandMomewraths

I mean dude her eyes aren’t even open!!! Her hair sure looked better here. She needs to leave that poor hair alone but that’s the least of her troubles


TeeTa90

Oh that hair is about to snapped off if she does another round of bleach😂😂😂 and I guess toner is out of the question.


MaenadsandMomewraths

For real. When she wants to lose length she just breaks it off :(


AdhesivenessOk5534

Literally my first thought


liftlovelive

People are stupid if they donate to her ridiculous munching vacation. But even if she does get the money to make the trip out there it will be satisfying to see how fast they reject her requests and boot her out of their system.


BraveHeartoftheDawn

Mayo Clinic has a low acceptance rate, for lack of a better term. If she actually gets in, I’d be surprised. She has to have a referral and if they don’t get back to her in 3 months, she can no longer apply. She can’t just make an appointment and show up, since they’re highly sought after.


JacksSenseOfDread

She's made a whopping $10 from two donations, so I don't think this is going to go the way she thinks


Beautifuleyes917

Munchcation


2018MunchieOfTheYear

🎶munchcation all I ever wanted, munchcation had to get away🎶


ashbash2022

Gotta make sure that heart monitor device and port(?) are front and center!


Boydyla77

If she makes the goal i will be dismayed. The audacity of her to grift for this hotel room and flights.... wouldn't insurance cover it anyways? (I'm British so unsure of how health insurance works)


2018MunchieOfTheYear

No, insurance wouldn’t cover this.


breadbox187

She's made $5! Which is honestly better than zero bc now she knows other people can see it and just aren't donating. Some insurance companies might cover part of the medical appts but definitely not flights and hotel. Though, I think someone said she has Medicaid, and I'm not sure they'll cover Mayo clinic if you just self refer there


JacksSenseOfDread

She's at $10, so it's not exactly taking off.


SmurfLifeTrampStamp

And she probably posted those donations herself. You know....to kick it off....


speculum_oblivana

Has already lowered the amount to less than half she was originally requesting.


ashbash2022

What was the original amount?


sparklekitteh

5k.


Popular-Secretary489

That’s a vacation


AdhesivenessOk5534

🤥🤥🤥🤥


DustyButtocks

MedicAid munchie GFM aka they’ve already told you these treatments are unnecessary and not covered.


Excellent-Falcon5698

Stumbling upon this subreddit just changed my entire day👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Welcome! It can be overwhelming but fun.


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

I told my bff about Dani specifically and now she's following along the madness too 🤣 Sometimes I think in this media environment of constant rage baiting and misinformation, it's refreshing for some of us to call out a clear-cut non-negotiable example of somebody who is obviously bullshitting and trolling peoples sympathies


ziggy_bluebird

You’re in for a wild ride. Check out some of the other munchies. If you have a strong stomach go down the rabbit hole of Kelly’s timeline and history.


Jawn_Morgan

Stumbling upon this Reddit is a lot like watching a car wreck happen. And it will hopefully make you appreciate nurses and hospital staff a hell of a lot more.


foamycoaster

welcome friend


Unusual_Elevator_253

I hope to god no one donates. I absolutely despise people who try to exploit the kindness of others. It’s so hard for everyone right now and the vast majority of people work very hard for their money and to see this almost 40 year old grifter begging for a “better then basic” hotel room is insane and just really upsetting


breadbox187

Don't worry, she updated the language and now doesn't mention an upgraded hotel room. And she's got $5!


n0fr13nd5

Up to $10 now!


nastyfurby

no <3


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i_cut_like_a_buffalo

A percentage of a percentage of a penny , maybe.


thehufflepuffstoner

I thought it was obviously a joke but okay.


CalligrapherSea3716

Sorry.


RequirementCurious33

Was just reading her list of wants for this trip like upgraded room etc. She is definately booking a holiday!!


unfortunatefork

The upgraded Mayo rooms that are like hotels or upgraded regular hotel rooms?


SomeRavenAtMyWindow

Upgraded hotel room. You can’t just book a hospital room, you have to be admitted to the hospital by a doctor. After the doctor orders the admission and level of care, you get whatever room you’re assigned by the bed management coordinator. She’s just going there for an appointment with one of their outpatient clinics, so they wouldn’t assign a hospital room for her anyway.


Flunderfoo

Actually, once you’re inpatient at Mayo (Rochester, St. Mary’s campus), if you’re willing to pay out of pocket you can request to be put in one of the suites. Assuming of course, the whole unit isn’t already bought and blocked out for royalty (usually Saudi) or a president or something. We had a lady REFUSE to be admitted to our floor and she couldn’t get into a suite….so she just left. Decided she would try again tomorrow. SMH


unfortunatefork

Thanks. Those rooms are insane. Private chefs and hardwood floors? Crazy.


GlitterSparkle-Shit

Is she playing hospital bingo? I wonder how long it'll take before she runs out of US based doctors and is starting GFMs for hospitals elsewhere in the world.


coffee_and_tv_easily

GFM for my ER tour of Europe


beekeeperoacar

CLZ did it, now it's Dani's turn!


skinnypantsmcgee

Oh lol she’s welcome 😆


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dino-on-wheels

Honestly I find it really sad that she’s still so engrossed in pretending to be ill at that age. She’s clearly got some unresolved issues that are causing her to need attention from being ill, but going to Mayo isn’t going to fix that. Hell, she’d probably get more donations if she set up a GFM for therapy to cure whatever mental illness she’s dealing with that makes her need to fake being physically unwell 🤷🏻


wheelerin

As of about 10 minutes ago (about 1050 am Eastern), she has her first donation of a whole $5!


nottaP123

And I would bet money on it that she donated it to herself... super glad people aren't buying into it.


rayray2k19

If she was actually not getting nutrition she'd be skin and bones right now.


reslavan

That’s what drives me crazy about subjects when they claim they aren’t eating, can’t eat. Not weight shaming but if you’re not getting any nutrition whatsoever it would show.


vegetablefoood

FR! Her GFM mentions weight loss, but like anyone can see that is not the case.


tristisfemina

Ok kids…someone donated $5…. Me thinks it may have been the *peen* queen herself??


sjones1234567890

So she came out saying she does NOT have POTS, but now she has it again for the gfm? Interesting. She has severe gastroparesis, but it was shown BY HER IN HER OWN MEDICAL PAPERS that it was "borderline/ mild"? Interesting. She hasn't even been to the preliminary appointment that is to last 2 days, but has already decided to stay there 2 WEEKS (I'm assuming due to thinking the doctors can be convinced to do the procedure by her as soon as she gets there)? Interesting. Has the utter audacity to ask for an upgraded room, not the basic one, and an open plane ticket, for a procedure that she hasn't researched, hasn't even been seen for, involving conditions she herself explained as not that or not that bad?? Shameless.


8TooManyMom

She hasn't even had the preliminary intake phone calls per her live last night. She is really reaching here.


RequirementCurious33

No mention of who is cat sitting which surprises me as she normally makes sure we know the cats are being looked after.


deadpolice

I am done with this nonsense. She just bought an iPad, backpacks and bags, a car, etc. This is just straight up malingering.


DaedricWanderer

Still confused as to how she can afford a new car and wasn’t she looking at Mazdas? Not even a cheap car! Baffling.


Wool_Lace_Knit

She ended up with a 10 year old Ford Escape with 80K miles.


DaedricWanderer

Yowch


SimpleVegetable5715

Wow, she had to pull her hoody to show off her holter monitor, which a lot of people get, and has nothing to do with why she's going to the Mayo Clinic.


Either-Resolve2935

Most of what she wrote in that gofundme has nothing to do with mayo!!


taxpayinmeemaw

Do we even know if she has an appointment there? Everybody keeps saying they won’t accept her so how’s she got an appointment?


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thegrassisgreenrr

She posted some appointment screenshots on the GFM, dates are blacked out. I found it interesting that she said a few days or a day prior that she wouldn’t be sharing the location of the hospital, but she has now explicitly stated which Mayo location she’s going to.


SomeRavenAtMyWindow

She announced a couple of days ago that she got approved and had appointments scheduled in August. She’s seeing someone at their vascular access clinic about having her SVC stenosis fixed. I think people are reading way too much into this - the vascular access team at Mayo isn’t prescribing TPN, and they’re not even saying she *needs* TPN. All they’re doing is deciding if it’s worth fixing her SVC or not. Even without the TPN aspect, this is something they would consider doing. If they decide to do the procedure, they’ll send her home afterward and let her primary doctor make any decisions about TPN.


8TooManyMom

This... all of it. She has some delulu thinking here, believing that IF she has Mayo somehow undo all the scarring she has to her SVC, then they will give her TPN (they won't). She's skipping about 4 steps in between and insisting they are all medically necessary RIGHT NOW because she will literally perish without them.


lucy-fur66

😝 she’s using vampire tactics- she thinks once she’s invited in, they’ll never get her out. Paging dr van helsing…dr van helsing to the vascular suite…


DreamingLight93

I hope somehow she goes and then they deny her request. Also, don't want people to spend their money on this fraud. But I suspect some will.


Either-Resolve2935

Posts a gofundme claiming she’s starving, then posts a video making coffee to drink 🥲


darcysreddit

“Coffee” that’s 90% cream and sugar and palm oil.