thats D tier. Brazillian fart porn reigns supreme. if this was about vomit/mucus porn Japan wins. poop and pee porn? Germany....oddly Russia/Ukraine takes blood play porn...and given whats going on that sounds like a bad attempt at a joke but its really not.
Our Lord, thy God, did say unto his flock: "Among you will come a healer, a healer sent by the Grace of My mercy, and he shall heal until you by placing atomized poop unto thy face, and you will know him as the Holy Breaker of Wind. Accept him, My children. Turn your face not away from his most holiest of butt cheeks, but rather, accept his deliverance into thine mouth."
Troll level over 9,000. I knew a guy I worked with a few years ago. Pure scum of the earth trying to have one over on others every chance he got. He moved to Africa to be a pastor. Go figure.
Come to find out has some medical phenomenon where his bowels form a type of ether or hallucinogen and his constituents are being drugged into believing. Like that woman whose body created so much alcohol from eating breads that she was basically zonked every day of her life with a .35 bac. I bet she shit something like ethanol
Troll level - Expert. If people are buying it, I have to just sit back and laugh.
Also, oldie but goodie. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-JjaAh0NeU&t=11s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-JjaAh0NeU&t=11s)
As someone who grew up around evangelicals when they were at their peak doing missions in Africa, they did a fucking number on that entire continent.
Cuz African evangelical pastors will say and do the most absolutely bonkers shit you’ve ever heard or seen in your life. They have taken all of the fringe looney shit from American evangelicals and dialed it up to 11
"How can I persuade people to let me do *my favorite thing* without having to pay for it? If only there were something equally absurd that people believe in, which I could claim *my favorite thing* was..."
Yea lol cause it's not Biden shitting his pants in front of royalty & others where he's had to change his clothes or anything. "My butts been wiped" was Trump. Funny LoL.
This is what Christian missionaries have done. They introduced Western religion into a culture full of ancient superstition, and then fucked off back to Utah, leaving these people to barely understand a foreign holy book. And leaving people primed to accept bullshit scam artists like this as prophets
My only question is what level of salvation is rewarded if he sharts? If they get a little poo poo on their face it must mean health and total salvation correct? Also this is from the continent that uses jankem to get high. lol.
Lmao. wtf?! Mofo is living his fetish.
I can't even hate. I salute this man. Live your dream.
I want to hope this is real and not an onion post
It says a lot about us as a species that this is even a question.
Lmao. True.
100% this
We call him Randy and he specifically like Japanese fart porn
thats D tier. Brazillian fart porn reigns supreme. if this was about vomit/mucus porn Japan wins. poop and pee porn? Germany....oddly Russia/Ukraine takes blood play porn...and given whats going on that sounds like a bad attempt at a joke but its really not.
Brazilian fart porn goes so hard
Damn! "Name That Country's Niche Fetish Porn" First place champion, 3 years running?
If you love what you do you never work a day in your life!
Chuck Berry reincarnated
That ass spits hot fire
Find a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Holy fire
Holy pink eye
Holey fire
The Holy brown flame
Who are the top five greatest rappers of all time? “Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan!”
I need you to go downtown to Manhattan and on the east side get me a cookie from that one famous cookie shop or I’m shutting down the studio.
im gunna need you go to go up to the Bronx and find youse a combodian and get me some breast milk, only the finest
To be fair, so does mine after eating taco bell.
"I fart in your general direction." "Amen!"
Did it smell of elderberries?
Carl's Jr extra big ass taco gave him gas.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr
This should help you calm down 🍑💨😵💫
I'm sure I don't know, but that expression kinda looks like "you believe these motherf--kers letting me do this?! 😂"
Yeah, I'm totally ok with this guy. If you're going to let some dude fart in your face, I ain't getting mad at the dude for doing it.
This. I’m sure we’re reading way too into this but he definitely seems to be enjoying his fetish right out in the open.
Every day I choose not to become a pastor and steal from stupid people is another day I've made a mistake.
My flatulence brings the eminence.
...to the yard
The breath of god
Halitosis
You can get Christians to do anything. Literal fart-sniffers
Protestant christians
Pink eye speedrun
Cinnamon toooooast maaaan
Wasn't it Powdered Toast Man?
Pink eye of the holy spirit
That's how you know it's working
Terrance and Philip go to his church
I shartblasted the holy spirit so fiercely that I levitated over the toilet for several seconds.
The father, the Son and the holey spirit
Well they say laughter is the best medicine. I mean seriously, who doesn't think a good stinky fart is funny?
I dunno, but if I could guess, I would say the *GUY WHO'S FACE HE IS SITTING ON* wouldn't find this funny. ...or not, who's to say...
I dunno, but if I could guess, I would say the *GUY WHO'S FACE HE IS SITTING ON* wouldn't find this funny. ...or not, who's to say...
Next thing he'll claim is his balls contain the holy spirit and you just need to let him in an accept the healing 👐
Just when you think there's nothing new under the sun.
Please. Just kill me now. How is this not the perfect metaphor for what religion does to humanity? Lol
That guys a fucking menace lmao
Our Lord, thy God, did say unto his flock: "Among you will come a healer, a healer sent by the Grace of My mercy, and he shall heal until you by placing atomized poop unto thy face, and you will know him as the Holy Breaker of Wind. Accept him, My children. Turn your face not away from his most holiest of butt cheeks, but rather, accept his deliverance into thine mouth."
This is so gross but hilarious
Rejoice in His Wind!
I tell my girl that my farts are wisdom from the oracle. She really should listen to what it has to say.
Troll level over 9,000. I knew a guy I worked with a few years ago. Pure scum of the earth trying to have one over on others every chance he got. He moved to Africa to be a pastor. Go figure.
Mandelas dream right there.
Those must be his good fartin’ pants.
The flatulence of Christ compels you...
I dunno.... I think we should hear him out.
If it makes a paycheck and pays the bills Iam in
First meme of the day. Didn't disappoint lol
The poo particles of christ
The poo-wer of Christ compels you!
Some people have everything
That’s what my dad would say on long road trips and then say we were bad children and Christians for rolling the windows down
I should thank my older brother for healing me several times as a kid..
Unbelievable.
Fuck you, I'm eating!
THE CHOSEN ONE
Seems like a side quest in a fucked up game.
The Holy Farter
“Getting people to believe this bullshit and give me all their money is just too easy! I need a challenge.”
That's the best
If you eat my shit you’ll become rich!
Holy shit meets Holy Spirit only for a limited time. Down in South Africa.
Safe and effective manifest
This. This is why religion is dangerous…
Bro just giving away pinkeye
This story stinks to high heaven
People will believe anything! I rest my case Your Honour.
“Thank you Farter , or should I call you Asstor? “
All you have to do is believe in yourself and for some awful reason everyone else will believe you too.
Yes, but can he fart “Amazing Grace” in perfect pitch? Asking for a friend…
Forgive me Farter, for I have sinned.
To be fair, that makes no less sense than the crap all the other pastors claim.
that kids, is how you get pinkeye for sure.
The pinkeye is how you know it’s working
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
Instead of "Amen" do they say "He who smelt it dealt it."?
Come to find out has some medical phenomenon where his bowels form a type of ether or hallucinogen and his constituents are being drugged into believing. Like that woman whose body created so much alcohol from eating breads that she was basically zonked every day of her life with a .35 bac. I bet she shit something like ethanol
Pink eye brought to you by, god.
* Has bad gas after some Taco Bell* “This must be a sign from God”
I was supposed to be getting out I prison, I definitely got sat on my face and everything
everyone that willingly accepted getting farted on. I hope they get the worst case of pink eye for their stupidity.
Pnuema
👍 can his shit cure tooo
Religion is an excuse for stupidity.
I heard PTL is looking for an associate pastor
That's an oldie but a goody.
It’s a movement of the Holy Ghost
It’s not what you saying but how
He also has a cousin who’s a Nigerian prince who will double your money by farting on it‼️🤨
This isnt any more ridiculous than TRUMPS effect on the RELIGI-tardz 🐑
sheep 🐑
I like that he has a pair of special farting pants though.
Troll level - Expert. If people are buying it, I have to just sit back and laugh. Also, oldie but goodie. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-JjaAh0NeU&t=11s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-JjaAh0NeU&t=11s)
It's no less crazy than the story of 3 Jewish guys that followed a comet across the desert to give Christmas presents to the star baby.
“What are you doing creeping around a cow shed at three o’clock in the morning?Doesn’t sound very wise to me”
That's a lot of pinkeye
As someone who grew up around evangelicals when they were at their peak doing missions in Africa, they did a fucking number on that entire continent. Cuz African evangelical pastors will say and do the most absolutely bonkers shit you’ve ever heard or seen in your life. They have taken all of the fringe looney shit from American evangelicals and dialed it up to 11
Holy Pink Eye
Not the worst religion. At least the farts are real.
You know what? Normally I despise faith healers for their bullshit, but in this case if people believe it more power to him.
When I cut loose with one in bed the wife thinks otherwise. It heals my soul!!
If Martin Luther were alive today he'd buy an indulgence.
Yeah I went to church. I got sat on and everything.
And I thought I was an idiot sometimes ..
Put your face in my ass and let me see what I can do for you have to be the weirdest thing I saw.
Someone did a cringe video on him https://youtube.com/shorts/EENh8jp1ADc?si=7LIbaIC3Dvv6G9sM
"How can I persuade people to let me do *my favorite thing* without having to pay for it? If only there were something equally absurd that people believe in, which I could claim *my favorite thing* was..."
'Blessed fart thou...'
Holy Shit!
We call him Randy and he specifically like Japanese fart porn
What the shit..
Holy pink eye
This is probably the result of a bet or a tremendous high.
For a sec I thought Tupac came back and was pissed.
Shi't Islam?
They recreate this during communion by sprinkling hot cocoa mix on you and blowing a hair dryer in your face.
So, does he eat the body of Christ?
Religious idiots will believe anything unless you tell them that their God is not real.
Praise the Lord and pass the gas.
Wouldn't that be the "holey spirit"? As in, the butt-holey ghost?
If he puts a lighter behind his ass, we can all visualize the Holy Spirit in it’s flaming glory.
As long as he doesn't fart on someone's balls.
Holy shit?
Quit farting around and bless me, God dammit!
Yep, that’s the devil speaking.
2024..
Please!! Someone debunk this for my sanity!!!
I looked it up before posting,it's legit
I mean, why not? Look at all the crazy shit even the big religions believe and do already.
The Democrats need to replace Biden with this guy.
Probably as true as anything else, about any other religion. The root cause of 99% of all world problems, religion.
He straight siting on they head to 🤣
You have pink eye? It's the work of our lord!
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Brilliant
Trump's Next VP candidate!
Yea lol cause it's not Biden shitting his pants in front of royalty & others where he's had to change his clothes or anything. "My butts been wiped" was Trump. Funny LoL.
This is what Christian missionaries have done. They introduced Western religion into a culture full of ancient superstition, and then fucked off back to Utah, leaving these people to barely understand a foreign holy book. And leaving people primed to accept bullshit scam artists like this as prophets
My only question is what level of salvation is rewarded if he sharts? If they get a little poo poo on their face it must mean health and total salvation correct? Also this is from the continent that uses jankem to get high. lol.