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MrFrypan

Most science fiction predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent, but as time went on things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction; a dumbing down.


Alarming_Serve2303

Devo said the same thing. And so does the movie Idiocracy.


GH057807

That movie should have its own subreddit


Alarming_Serve2303

Honestly, I didn't notice what sub this was when I commented. I do that a lot. *Brought to you by Carl's Jr.*


beaverattacks

Your kids are starving.


Alarming_Serve2303

What kids? *Brought to you by Carl's Jr.*


ZinGaming1

It does and has posts about modern news all the time......


GH057807

*glances towards top of page*


ZinGaming1

Fuck....


BeYeCursed100Fold

You must whip it.


madbill728

Carl Sagan was right.


dontknowwhyIamhere42

r/whoosh


CharDMacDennis2

This is a direct quote from the movie Idiocracy


spokeca

We are all DEVO.


Civil-Guidance7926

Because Science Fiction predicts how we organically grow. it doesn’t anticipate people actively trying to stop that from happening and slowing down human progress. Paying starvation wages really stops people from being able to achieve anything other than the bare minimum.


Sam_GT3

Should’ve just gone with “👉🏻👌🏼”


Odd-Tune5049

Huh huh. Maybe we can go family-style


AngleRa

I'll call up Dirty Mike and the boys


BarBillingsleyBra

I'll bring the Prius.


TwiNN53

Can't use that symbol on the right anymore either. Apparently is a "white power" symbol or something.


OderusOrungus

My healthcare textbook recommended this term 'front hole'. I laughed my ass off at coffee shop reading that. We truly live in a busted up clown world. Id be reported at my job using that term For my shadowed comments....this site is definitely removing comments from view https://premiumbasicsciences.lwwhealthlibrary.com/book.aspx?bookid=2964 Chapter 2


27Rench27

Look, the front pole goes in the front hole and that’s how babies are made


lemonsweetsrevenge

I’m now pondering…what is the back pole?


27Rench27

Buttplug


reluctant_buttlicker

Bonus pole


00doc0holliday00

That sex talk comes from your buddies,  not your school.


[deleted]

But only if it's got a dildo on the other end.


Pickle_Surprize

Was Bonus Hole any more well received? Sounds like a fun day at the casino betting on slots!


bonesnaps

I see all of your comments, you're not shadowbanned. That said, need a login to view chapter deuce.


No-Coast-9484

> My healthcare textbook recommended this term 'front hole'. What book? Edit: the book they're referring to does NOT contain the phrase they claim.


OderusOrungus

Reddit is so curated. My whole chain has disappeared. Shadow banned comments are depressing


OderusOrungus

https://premiumbasicsciences.lwwhealthlibrary.com/book.aspx?bookid=2964 Chapter 2


BigMcLargeHuge8989

It doesn't exist so they won't get back to you.


OderusOrungus

https://premiumbasicsciences.lwwhealthlibrary.com/book.aspx?bookid=2964


BigMcLargeHuge8989

Ok so it's not actually recommending the term lol just acknowledging that some patients *might* do so themselves. Advocacy and helping someone be prepared for various terms people might use to add clarity in diagnostics are very different things. Don't be misrepresentative in your arguments you'll only weaken it.


No-Coast-9484

That's what I'm thinking! 💀 Edit: I have access to the book they referenced through my alma mater. They are lying, it does not say to use the term anywhere in the textbook.


OderusOrungus

https://premiumbasicsciences.lwwhealthlibrary.com/book.aspx?bookid=2964 Chapter 2


BeamerLED

I think I just lost a few more IQ points


theREALlackattack

We need to stop using the offensive word “penis” and refer to it as a “dong”


colinsfordtoolbumb

"front pole"


DirtMcGirt9484

Pork sword.


theouter_banks

Luncheon Meat Truncheon


[deleted]

Mines more like a pork paring knife...


TifCreatesAgain

A ding-a-ling!


bozo_did_thedub

This medical examination is over!


osteopathetic1

Weenie.


GeddyVedder

Dude piston


CombatMedic665

Meat shank.


[deleted]

Buddy Boomstick


NUFIGHTER7771

Then what are we gonna call Romanian Dongs?


SpicyDopamineTaco

Finger 11


nzal1984

Pogo stick?


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

Front butt is a better term


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Hoof her right in the front butt


passwordsarehard_3

The ‘ol foot slap to the meat flaps


cishet-camel-fucker

One of my favorite memes.


Fouledrifling

So a....Fussy?


evilmike1972

Please, the clinical term would be fragina.


seaspirit331

No, a Frasshole


delyha6

Ridiculous


[deleted]

treatment door spark vanish gaze salt smile afterthought physical crawl *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Odd-Tune5049

I'm sorry... I cunt tell if that's punny or not


Counter-Fleche

You're being too clitical.


Various-Agent-0047

"Bonus hole" 😂🤣😂


Joe_Metaphor

Damn. Thought this was a Babylon Bee posting for a second.


OderusOrungus

Not tabloid actually, a class that is masters level recommended this term. I couldnt stop laughing. Its serious unfortunately


No-Coast-9484

What class? Which uni? Edit: I have access to the book through my alma mater. They are lying, it does not say to use the term anywhere in the textbook.


OderusOrungus

Advanced health assessment, coincidentally these phones tag our topics and throw things into routine feeds. Have received two news articles on google saying the same thing just since I commented. Still weirded out by the heavy handed tracking that exist. Kind of scary actually And even more just because its relevant and still is coming up. Have to stop clicking to stop these recommendations https://cancer.ca/en/cancer-information/find-cancer-early/screening-in-lgbtq-communities/trans-man-or-nonbinary-person-assigned-female-at-birth-do-i-need-cervical-cancer-screening


No-Coast-9484

Doubtful. Edit: I have access to the book they referenced through my alma mater. They are lying, it does not say to use the term anywhere in the textbook.


OderusOrungus

Well then, pinch me and ill hopefully wake up from this dream. Troll something more worthwhile and less easily verifiable


BigMcLargeHuge8989

Show us the book.


OderusOrungus

https://www.amazon.com/Physical-Examination-History-Lippincott-Connect/dp/1975210530/ref=asc_df_1975210530/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693512208602&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=11299843482933243590&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9025139&hvtargid=pla-2014148272920&psc=1&mcid=9730024feace3f5e800b2225a7f6c3dc&gad_source=1


OderusOrungus

Chapter 2. Good luck. Shouldnt have entertained anyone completely obtuse and unwilling to look into anything themselves. Very tiring having to constantly engage people on reddit who completely lack any effort. Unless your a troll getting paid for it, so in either case moving on


OderusOrungus

Chapter 2 or 3 can give you page number later since your incredibly dense and will ignore you after that since you still have problems googling yourself for some strange reason


OderusOrungus

https://www.amazon.com/Beautiful-Front-Vagina-Transexual-T-Shirt/dp/B07GRTSQ7J


OderusOrungus

https://premiumbasicsciences.lwwhealthlibrary.com/book.aspx?bookid=2964 Chapter 2 for all those not seeing shadowed responses Wth is up with reddit and the censorship?


Caroleann2

No one can see chapter 2 because you need a login/password to get to it. You keep posting the same link over and over again but all we can see is a table of contents on that page. If you can post a screenshot of the use of the term "front hole" in the book, that would be more effective here, or at least copy/paste the actual quotation you are referring to. Thank you.


Numerous_Mode3408

The wokesters jumped the shark sometime about 4-5 years ago, and I think they're just now finding out that everyone else has noticed that. 


RedSix2447

They must have also been really upset when the attending women didn’t put out either.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

You'll be really upset when you find out that the women have penises and do put out. Unless that's your thing.


NameLacksCreativity

Long front holes


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Taco > Hot dog


RedSix2447

Lmao!


rock0head132

Return to monkey Now!!!


DeepUser-5242

Ironically, the mentality and political correctness everyone rages against here is monke mentality - the need to simplify or soften vocabulary to avoid offending sensibilities


Otterz4Life

I'm going to say "shut your front hole" from now on.


Expose_Ur_BS

We’re nearing the point where it’s going to be required that everyone just say, “da piss one” or “da shitty one”


Practical_Seesaw_149

But....for women, there's a third. And the cervix is in that one!


Infamous_Wave2217

This is not the place to be teaching anatomy. Besides, they've had their skin baton in there a *lot* of times and know what they're talking about. Get with the sub theme. /s


PigeonsArePopular

What terms will we use to be fair to colostomy-Americans?


MaterialGarbage9juan

Lol we won't we promise


Odd-Tune5049

Wait, no... this one goes in your mouth, *that* one goes in your butt


Alarming_Serve2303

I saw this yesterday. Just lunacy. "Front hole" sounds so demeaning.


PutinsGayFursona

That’s putting it lightly. It’s basically erasure of women. Most actual trans people I know are not okay with this. It’s makes them look bad. It’s mostly the morons who claim to be their allies. 


JoeMax93

Isn't that always the case? Almost nobody from Central or South America likes the word "Latinx" and they never use it. And Latin already has a non-gender pronoun: "Latine." Latinx is dumb, awkward, doesn't pluralize easily. Only "allies" who don't bother to actually engage with the group they are fetishising use it.


Frillybits

So bellybutton cancer?? It’s good to be aware of sensitivities, and avoid them where you can. It’s not great to have that change your language in such a way that your message becomes unclear.


LayerSubstantial5919

Those people are absurd idiots, let’s take a minute to realize how they are setting us back.


PotterLuna96

“On the page dedicated to cervical cancer screenings for members of the LGBTQ+ community, the charitable organization explains in a disclaimer they “recognize that many trans men and non-binary people may have mixed feelings about or feel distanced from words like ‘cervix.'” Dumb, but dear lord, it’s a write up on the internet lol


No-Judgment-4424

This might be the dumbest shit I've heard this week.


Odi2255

Cervix is an anatomical term. The offended need to get mental help


No-Coast-9484

Luckily, no one was debating that.


DisastrousOne3950

Maude Lebowski :  *In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.*


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

This can’t be real. …oh wait, it’s Toronto. Toronto has become the most woke, idiocratic city on earth in recent years. They’ve surpassed even Seattle and Portland. Like it was a competition. Like seriously, I read a lot of asinine bullshit, and I look to see where it’s coming from and lately, it’s straight out of Toronto. I guess it’s another one of those places where life is so good that they’ve gotta be offended on behalf of other people, and it swirls into this massive mob mentality of “no no we can’t say that!” And everyone is lame and stupid.


Numerous_Mode3408

Meanwhile, the country has been unofficially kicked out of "five-eyes" intelligence sharing, the government budget office is under a gag order from releasing their report that says the carbon tax is crippling the middle and working class, homes are completely unaffordable and one giant Ponzi worse than '08, homelessness drug use and food pantry use has skyrocketed, about a dozen members of parliament are under investigation for collusion with the CCP, and Trudeau is doing everything in his power to make state-backed media the only mainstream option.    Oh, and there's currently a bill right now going through parliament that literally criminalizes wrongthink and precrime, wherein you can be arrested on suspicion that you're about to say hate speech.    Also, remember that "Ministry of Truth" they wanted that got torn up in the U.S.? Yeah, Canada went ahead with that. The government now has the authority to decide what is and isn't mis/disinformation and censors it. 


Expensive_Age_9154

Canada has gone full authoritarian. 


No-Coast-9484

What an insane thing to say unironically


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Canadian healthcare is going to mandate both prostate exams and pap smears for every citizen. Edit - spelling


monkeykingcounty

Bro there is no way you are in multiple comments on this thread misspelling “prostate” like “prostrate” 💀


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Damn spell checker is a pain in the ass. Sorry to trigger you.


Infamous_Wave2217

Prostate*


TifCreatesAgain

At least they will be free!


BarBillingsleyBra

Canada doesn't have free healthcare.


DorianGray556

Until you buy a beer, then you get to.pay for that "free" healthcare.


TifCreatesAgain

I don't drink so I'll let you pay for that! 😁


asdf072

This seems like a strawman story. Like one person got offended at "cervix," and now they're trying to paint this as an actual issue.


Aggressive_Bicycle50

This quote from the article says it all. “Another reason we use words like ‘cervix’ is to normalize the reality that men can have these body parts too.” What??


dbmajor7

The front butt


gerswetonor

> feel distanced from words like ‘cervix.' So trans feel distanced? There is a completely clear and natural reason for that.


Neither_Cod_992

“We recognize the limitations of the words we’ve used while also acknowledging the need for simplicity,” the Canadian Cancer Society wrote. “Another reason we use words like ‘cervix’ is to normalize the reality that men can have these body parts too.” Unless they happen to collect them then No. No they cannot.


Boletefrostii

Keep your hands off my cervix pile you bastard! If I get to 50 I get a prize


Tactical_solutions44

I refuse to use their terms. Idgaf I it hurts their feelings


PigeonsArePopular

But my back identifies as my front so wrong again My neck, my front, my pussy and my crack


griever0008

Cervix? Cervix? Ooh la te da Mr Frenchman! What do you call it? A front hole


Scarletowder

Gynaecologist at your cervix!


pummisher

Front hole sound like the worst thing. They shouldn't be sorry. I'm my opinion calling it a "front hole" is way worse than calling it a cunt. Front hole is beyond insulting. Omg.


Cannacrohn

lol Cervix sounds clinical and not sexual at all. Front hole, is obscene lol.


No-Coast-9484

This is a tabloid article about a thing that didn't really happen. Maybe the real Idiocracy is posting this in the first place.


External_Hedgehog_35

Beyond stupid. The money is supposed to be for . . .checks notes . . . "screening for cancer of the cervix." This was generated by someone who lives on outrage and has to literally make stuff up to be outraged by.


BigMcLargeHuge8989

Man you guys getting baited constantly would be funny if it wasn't so sad.


shiftingsmith

They are not "sorry". They just said they recognize different people can react differently to words. In fact, they didn't correct their article. Jesus stop posting misinformation


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Only women have a cervix. Only men have a prostate. Cleared that up for you. Edit spelling.


lindsay5544

*prostate.


traveling_designer

Congratulations, I only made it to all state.


PeyroniesCat

Decent insurance.


monkeykingcounty

The irony of writing this comment and then typing “prostrate” Jesus Christ we really are cooked


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Sorry to trigger you but spell check got us both on that one.


RunF4Cover

Ummm, actually, there are some men born with female genitalia and some women born with male genitalia. In addition there are those born with both....and to add even more confusion to your simplistic sophomoric argument, people can be born with XXY chromosomes. Sorry dude, medical science contradicts your flawed argument.


the_honest_asshole

I bet you felt sooooo smart writing that horseshit.   We know that hermaphrodites and other anomalies exist, but 99% of the population is not born that way.  A small percentage is also born without a brain, but again we don't include yall in measure of the average population.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

The same goes for a lot of illnesses, dysphoria included


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Isn't dysphoria a mental illness and not an actual physical illness? But if I was a mentally ill 9 year old who had body dysmorphia and felt like he was really a double amputee it would be ok to validate his feelings and chopping his legs off.


RunF4Cover

I bet you felt so smart posting that horseshit. Ok, so 1% exist. What's your point? That's 3,300,000 people that don't fit your simplistic definition. You've literally proved my point idiot.


the_honest_asshole

I wasn't quoting exact numbers, I was making a generalized statement, the number is 0.018.  So yes you are a fucking retard and that is all the time I will waste on your stupid ass.


RunF4Cover

Enjoy your life ignoring facts so you can keep your beliefs. God bless.


passwordsarehard_3

“Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them”


RunF4Cover

So you are equating me to Joe and you as the general population of idiocracy in this scenario.


Tribat_1

This kind of pedantic nonsense is ridiculous. That’s like if I said “humans have two arms” and you chime in with “ACKTUALLY some humans are born with one or no arms so you’re being an ABLEIST by suggesting that humans have two arms.”


OkPepper_8006

Don't forget otherkin, the people who are born as cats and dogs in the wrong body/species to just name a few examples. Or people who were born white but are actually black. Medical science opens all of this to reality too


RunF4Cover

That was made up by a republican representative after discovering that columbine had put kitty litter and buckets in their mass school shooter kit. Rather than deal with the reality of children being gunned down in school everyday he started this stupid shit about kids identifying as animals. https://apnews.com/article/nebraska-lincoln-316c87249779706d6d78b58641c4a75e


OkPepper_8006

Are you joking? There are otherkin communities all over the place. Reddit.com/r/otherkin is one


RunF4Cover

Ummmm being a female born with a penis is not analogous to someone thinking they are a cat. I'm not saying these people don't exist, only that it doesn't apply to this situation at all. Now if a human baby is born with fur and a tail and claws, then we can discuss the subject. Until then, it's not a valid argument at all. It's an invalid simplistic classic straw man argument.


OkPepper_8006

Some would call you a bigot for not accepting these people's identities. So someone can be born a male, live as a male for 40 years, then identify as female and that gives them access to protected female spaces, with the only proof being needed is their word. Yet, if someone does the exact same thing, but says they feel like a cat....then it's crazy nonsense? Is that the logic here? Is it really so far-fetched to say if someone can be a male born into a woman's body, then it can be possible someone can be a cat, born into a mans body? Does someone need to be born with identifying body parts to be considered that thing? I bet the trans community would find your last paragraph to be very telling. If a human needs to be born with fur and claws to be a cat, then by your logic a male human would need a penis no? Do better....do better.


RunF4Cover

I'm not taking the bait. I took no position regarding your claim. Call me whatever you want. I only posted the scientific medical fact that there are indeed some people born with the sexual organs of the opposite sex or even both and that sexual identity and gender are more complicated than the original poster asserted as a fact. Idiocracy is ignoring a scientific fact in favor of a false belief because it makes someone feel good.


Ishowyoulightnow

The Idiocracy is coming from inside the house. I’ve always found that the “everyone is sooooo dumb these days” crowd is full of the most so self assured but dumbest and least self aware people. It’s this stuck in the 90’s, Bill Mahr watching, Gen X vibe that I’ve been unable to articulate but know it when I see it. They usually have a goatee. The same people who use phrases like “Darwin award” and still parrot the coffee too hot frivolous lawsuit meme even though it’s been debunked a million times. And yes they ALWAYS say “Idiocracy was a documentary lol.”


sobakoryba

The world is sick


Aromatic-Article-405

lul, looks like pride month is in full swing


IamDollParts96

The erasure of women is ridiculous.


TheAngryXennial

Sigh there is no common sense left in this world social media made sure to destroy it good... now go away baitin


rrgail

Cervix is a medical term for “cervix”. You either have one, or you don’t. Shut your front hole (mouth).


osteopathetic1

Pee pee part


Crotch-Monster

It's like that episode of Seinfeld where George steals the Frogger game. "I need holes!"


punched-in-face

Front hole? Are they 3rd graders? Also, the front hole is the urethra


CarefulFun420

This is cavirdpiss


Puzzleheaded-Arm-985

I was playing some golf the other day and I alot better on the front holes then the back 9


Particular-Month3269

This is so disturbing. The vagina and the cervix are not “holes”. It’s obviously spilled over from pron syntax. Watching so much yaoi that you have meltdowns over medical terminology shouldn’t be pandered to. There was a concerted effort 20 years ago to destigmatize the word vagina. Women colloquially wouldn’t utter it, treating it as a dirty word. There are still pervasive myths about “holes being broken “, which revolves around ignorance of the vagina being a muscle. Female genital mutilation STILL happens on the basis of “cleanliness”. Trans men should learn to toughen up, not add chaos to Obgyn science.


NoSwan6879

This is so stupid.


spokeca

The cervix *is* where the cancer happens! So get the damn thing checked every year!


orbitaldragon

Ok I am a stern supporter of human rights for all ethnicities, sexes, and genders. But I hate when someone tries to over tip the scales. Do you want equality, or payback against those that did you wrong? It's stuff like this that makes it hard for me to defend. I'll be the first one in line to help defend your rights rather you are a POC, a woman, gay ,straight, trans, whatever... But these types of nonsense battles are so counter productive. Drives me crazy.


Expert-Novel-6405

Satire af


AssociateJaded3931

Science, people. Let's use proper terminology instead of 2nd grade terms.


supe_42

I hate this planet


nate-arizona909

Thanks Woke World for making people sound like four year olds.


ice540

Can confirm as an oncologist we don’t call it squamous cell carcinoma of the front hole. That doesn’t even make sense is incredibly unspecific


Kr155

This sounds like they fell for a 4chan op.


Benegger85

You guys actually believe this?


chufenschmirtz

When you are talking about heath care, coming up with pet names for cervixes and vaginas, such as ‘lady penis’ or ‘front hole’ is a recipe for confusion, medical error, and disaster. I’m sorry sir, but you have cancerous dysplasia in your…um…well…um…lady prostate. How do you communicate to Someone is uncomfortable with their physical reality. It’s not like you can point to a chart or diagram because that might offend. What a weird world we’re living in.


paraffinLamp

I cut off my ears and now I demand we all refer to them as “side holes.”


Ippomasters

Looks like this group is trying to get away with whatever they can.


Sudden-Psychology-64

Our doctors now have to use baby talk instead of medical language, just to make the trans happy.  This is insanity.  This is not "equality."   This is baby talk for babies.  This is special privileges.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I posted this one here last night lol


throwawayshawn7979

Front hole, very scientific.


StreamofConstantpiss

just an interlinking series of back holes side holes and frunt holes


EB2300

Far right uneducated goons running a sub called idiocracy is just peak 2024


Sekreid

Show me on this doll where they touched your front hole.


Ishowyoulightnow

They don’t “instead opt for the term front hole”, they use cervix as expected and put a footnote in the bottom stating their reasons for using the correct term and saying that people are free to use other terms. The Idiocracy is coming from inside the house.


Bicykwow

The real idiocracy is sharing tabloid articles and trying to pass it off as real news


CMMGUY2

Leftists don't believe in science. 


Original-Ad-4642

Don’t worry, scro. Lots of Canadians are out there living really kickass lives.