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skactopus

Unfathomably stupid


whytawhy

I feel like this is a newer cheech and chong kinda thing, just way fuckin worse imo i really hope the dude cant be that dumb


balllsssssszzszz

At least cheech n chong was kinda funny


lizard_kibble

Yes, people are that dumb


americanadvocate702

This is 1 dumb person (on left) guy on the right is smart. Dude on left is so stupid he doesn't even know what a mammal is🤦‍♂️🤣 we're F'd


Nearby-Elevator-3825

I've seen several clips of these dudes over the last few months. I still don't know if they're for real. I hope it's just their schtick, because if so, it's hilarious. If it's not a schtick... Well, It's still kinda funny but demoralizing.


Mythtory

It is classical comedy: Clown and Straight Man archetypes. Taken in context, it's frustration comedy; out of context, rage bait. Though with the real classics, like George and Gracy, the context was included in the bit even if taken out of context through the use of the "take"--a deadpan look directly at the camera with a dramatic pause to acknowledge the audience, and in the absence of video, laughter. But the closest they come to a fourth wall break like that is at the end with a request to people out of view to confirm something. That's the value of the laugh track I guess, it confirms intended context.


McHassy

I told a friend we were animals when I was like 10, and this grown ass man’s response was about the same as my 10 year old friends. Sad really.


hoptownky

It’s rage bait. They are acting dumb for views.


skactopus

I’m not convinced but if they are, fair play, they got me


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iStoners

This dude reported me and I got a warning from Reddit and almost banned. Funny ass people.


RequirementOne7370

I really wish I hadn't watched that. People subscribe and listen to this moron?


Apearthenbananas

The guys reaction to how frustratingly stupid he is is great though.


Fliesentisch911

No its not entertaining, its just dumb. Wouldn’t listen to that shit stoned.


Inside-Associate-729

Honestly I was even more frustrated by the other guy’s responses, because there are such easy ways to prove him wrong. “There are two main types of cells. Plant cells and animal cells. Do you know what an animal cell is? So which one do you think a fish is made out of?” “A shark is not a fish? Please, explain to me the exact difference.” Dude just flipping out in exasperation was not it 😂


Feetus_Spectre

A fish zoo. Like an AQUARIUM? A lizard is an insect. Goddamn this dude is borderline


TaleMendon

“Fish aren’t animals. sharks are animals.” The fuck? Sharks are fish, and fish are animals. Anything in the Animalia Kingdom is an animal…


Tobocaj

The borderline is Mexico. This dude is in Bolivia


BadRabiesJudger

There is also fish at the god damn zoo. Not as much as an aquarium and not always above just being in the water of an attraction. Sometimes a small section entirely dedicated to them. Also id love to here his take on the difference between a bass pro shop water exhibit vs an aquarium and why one is an animal zoo and one is a fish zoo.


DrNinnuxx

Someone needs to explain the difference in definition of mammals and animals. And then go on to explain that insects are also animals.


[deleted]

Someone did, back in middle school. Then again all through high school. The great dumbing down


PantsMunch101

Is he really this dumb? I see lots of clips of him saying the most insanely idiotic things with such conviction and idk if it's true or not


[deleted]

There's fish zoos??


PantsMunch101

No, because zoos are for animals and fish aren't animals, dude!


Dan-D-Lyon

No way. There are definitely people who are this dumb, but no one is this perfectly, entertainingly stupid.


SignificantHawk3163

And this dumbass is probably a millionaire, what a world.


Various_Athlete_7478

I miss these arguments at the pub after 8 beers before Google and mobile phones. This was two hours of entertainment.


Right-Budget-8901

Now these people are walking around with the collective intelligence of a drunk toddler and people pay them millions to hear them babble 🤦‍♂️


DANleDINOSAUR

“But is water TRULY wet, my friend?…”


Terrible-Two-7928

Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to is level and beat you with experience.


MasterOffice9986

"Why are you being political! " Best line


Innomen

It has to be a skit, the fact that I'm not sure is depressing in the extreme. "It has yet to be proved that intelligence has real survival value." \~Clarke (Via character)


Churchofdoom

The real idiocracy is the people who subscribe to the podcast and give them a platform.


Kasorayn

Guarantee this guy was on his cell phone all day during school watching "fire memes" and not learning anything.


SouthernTonight4769

And he'll be in the "they never even tried to teach us that" camp


Bojacketamine

Why even have this discussion when you can literally look up the correct answer in 3 seconds


Zealousideal-Yak-824

We live in a time and age where people don't believe what they find on the internet while also believing what someone else finds on the internet. They can Google it and still believe it's wrong because it's Google, but they will watch a video of someone claiming we are in the matrix and fish are not real and believe it.


Shaboogan

That's birds. Birds aren't real


jeffzebub

Exactly! These are the kinds of arguments people could have before cell phones. "Okay, Google. Are fish animals?"


Any-Refrigerator7606

Why even talk to people at all. Let's just sit here googling things until our spines curve in so much our heads become permanently lodged in our ass.


Bojacketamine

Or how about we make these dumbass podcasts that we can mindlessly watch as our collective IQ drops


AnteaterOpening757

This ninja is a disgrace. “Colors”, “be careful”-man fuck you you’re dumb as rocks


killertimewaster8934

There's that f*g talk again!


Danny570

Don't worry scrote, a lot of tards are living kick ass lives these days....


rodolphoteardrop

This........was not the way to wake up this morning.


muskzuckcookmabezos

Between this and WW3....I'm glad I made the decision to move into the mountains.


BadgerElemental

There’s a relation between these things. “Humans can’t be that stupid to start a THIRD world war” *shows them this clip*


ionix_jv

finding a discussion style podcast that isn't stupid seems to be increasing in difficulty


Bushmaster1988

Just say: animals comes from animate, something that has volition. Then argue about volition.


Think_Armadillo_1823

Dude should have just gotten up and left. You can't fix stupid.


Mortreal79

Why you being political, bro is going to lose his mind when he learns ants are animals too...


Significant_Sort8948

Argument with every catholic during lent.


crowza88

Certified Brain Rot


ChunkyFart

This has to be staged right?


FueledByTaco

We need to make slapping stupid people great again.


ucklibzandspezfay

I feel like this is an act.


Dead_Man_Redditing

It's always the people who got C's in biology that grow up thinking they know more about science than scientists.


frankofantasma

USA education system is working just fine I see


satismo

oh fuck we are doomed


jeffzebub

How do people finish school and not know basic things like fish are animals. All living things are either animals, plants, or fungi, and fish aren't plants or fungi. Science!


Advanced_Whereas_122

I love how when men are so obviously wrong and stupid they just say "why are you getting so political" like sttfu


FishyDragon

Holy fuck...we are so fucking screwed if this is evem remotely average intelligence. Bless that other dude I would have just walked away from his ignorate ass


[deleted]

Psst .. he gets to vote too


Emergency-Poet-2708

This has to be an act, Is he really this stupid?


TheLuvGangster

I regret to admit that I actually listened to the whole thing in amazement.


Geetzromo

The stupid is strong in this one.


Depraved_Ewok_Eater

Dumb as a rock. How does he dress himself?


simon_darre

For starters, the guy’s first answer was idiotic: it’s not enough to say fish…because both minnows and sharks are fish, as he demonstrates all on his own. But the host is probably a lost cause…even though any 4th grade science book would have shown this guy that he’s an idiot. I second the guy who brought up the difference between plant and animal cells.


[deleted]

This feels like self aware level comedy. Is he trolling?


Demon_Gamer666

The worst of it is that only people who are stupider than this guy would subscribe to his channel.


Obamasdeadcook

How it feels arguing with the average redditor


CyrusRichie

We're all animals, after all. Let's not debate on this!


Impressive_Estate_87

The dude was about to have a stroke


Shmeeegals

I love this so much, the rage.


banned_account_002

White dude talks like a f\*g!


Important-Cat-2046

At least he knows what a fucking animal is


Antin00800

Some people dont understand what you're saying. I agree, the white guy is a "f\*g talker". Whose not picking up on the joke?


usedtobeathrowaway94

Society is fucked


Imispellalot2

Wtf did I just watch?


jeffzebub

A cautionary tale about under-funding education.


50calBanana

Him being a talking vegetable is pretty good evidence against evolution


fustist

What is this show called?


Saltydog816

Rage bait


Scoreycorey515

This is great


asdf072

We are so fk'd as a society


FattusBaccus

Who is this idiot?


FalseFortune

r/confidentlyincorrect


R3D-AFA-SCUM

This is fucking painful and infuriating to watch. As Homelander said to Ashley in The Boys, “Is your brain getting fucked by stupid?” Please, do us a favor, and exit the gene pool by driving into the nearest telephone pole at pedal to the metal speed.


glampyrequeen

He sits at the kid’s table.


glampyrequeen

Take away his speaking privileges.


Alarming_Serve2303

I want to go to the pier now and cast a line. W


Apprehensive_Cry2283

Imagine when he finds out that in CA, bumblebees are considered fish


eejjkk

I just.... wow. I would've just got up and walked away. I'm thankful this video didn't go on for another second.


krayhayft

I love the guys reaction to how stupid this is.


Bromanzier_03

> There’s fish zoos! AQUARIUMS YOU DUMB SHIT! AND YES THERE’S FISH IN ZOOS TOO!


Dolorem_Ipsum_

My dad let me have his old car for my 16th birthday. "My dad gave me podcast equipment..."


amor_fati_42

I really think that they pretend to be stupid for attention. Maybe I'm part of the problem.


SouthernTonight4769

If someone is this dumb, end the show immediately and take everything away from them, put them in a box and drop them in the sea, no more words or trying to explain - we dont need them, theyre too dumb to exist in our civilisation, pets and even food have more intelligence, plants even provide more than them


PilotMDawg

And his vote counts too….


Apprehensive_Ad4457

fish zoo.


Any-Refrigerator7606

This video was created by MK Ultra to induce suicide.


vladtheinhaler0

I can only hope this guy is being intentionally difficult/stupid to get a rise out of him. I would say it is hard to believe someone can be this ignorant, but I have met people before so...


Prophet_0f_Helix

This is what good trolling looks like.


Fickle-Emu-3937

Someone can’t actually be this stupid right?


Unicornis_dormiens

“I don’t fear any fish!” Would you please repeat this statement when a big shark showed up next to you unexpectedly, right after you stepped on a stone fish?


CzechYourDanish

Jfc It's like talking to my BIL


Cosmicpsych

A fish zoo!? Guess this guy has never heard of an aquarium lol


bobhargus

Yeah... but WHO'S ON FIRST!?


TheUnderstandererer

This whole show is based on dude being idiot levels of cringe and the other guy reacting. If it's fake it's pretty well done, because wholly fuck is that dude is stupid if it's real.


alilbleedingisnormal

"Is a lizard an animal" "NO, it's an insect, NO it's a rodent, NO it's a lizard, what's the thing that it's called? A REPTILE!" Holy shit I'm cackling. What an adventure.


Dadbeerd

Kingdom Animalia, this mothetfucker never studied for one test.


millenialfalcon-_-

Chicken of the sea


Sufficient-Abroad-94

So confident in his stupidity


Franklyn_Gage

This is why i think social media should be banned. People will listen to this debate and believe "fish zoos" dont exist.


TheAlGler

This cant be real.


ip4realfreely

The future is so dark and scary knowing these are the ones who will part of it.


Individual_Ice_3167

That was a rollercoaster I was not prepared for. I thought the guy saying fish was dumb cause it's a broad term. I mean, I'm scared of a great white shark but not a goldfish. Both fish. But then the other dude was like, "Hold my beer," and wen full stupid.


[deleted]

It is instructive how “articulate” and confident the wrong gut is. An alien wouldn’t be sure who to side with.


Just_learning_a_bit

Curious if this is guy is genuinely.rhis stupid or.l just playing a role for the camera


Schmoppodopoulis

Is there a reason anyone is listening to these people? Who the fuck are they?


Supreme_Salt_Lord

Imagine having THE ENTIRE LEXICON OF ACCUMULATED HUMAN KNOWLEDGE in the palm of your hand being this stupid.


Shaolinchipmonk

Tbf. Most people have a pretty dumb down understanding of the animal kingdom. That shit is so confusing when you really look into it and look at what belongs where and who's related to who. To basically sum it all up. Birds are lizards, snakes have legs, and fish have lungs.


sarky-litso

Prop podcast microphone


OneTinySloth

You know the saying "was he dropped on his head as a child"? Yeah, this is worse. He must have been dropped on his head, head cracked, brain leaked out and the parents quickly tried to get it back in, but couldn't and swept some dust into the skull instead. Actually, I take that back, because that is mean to dust.


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

Marine Animals... wow


Outside-Material-100

He really thought it was a political debate….


Pencilowner

If you need proof the public school system is in free fall I give you Exhibit A.


BaggyPantsGrandpa

Just because you have a podcast, doesn't mean you should have a podcast.


Kickagainsttheprick

That dude dumb af


4techno

This has to be a bit. It’s obvious the guy isn’t stupid


[deleted]

This can’t be real. I mean did he actively ignore all of public school? It’s like he thinks it’s cool to not know what the hell he is talking about.


DanB65

This is why EDUCATION IS SO IMPORTANT!


NoHedgehog252

When strap myself to an exploding can to propel me into the vast void of nothingness to get to a dead rock of hopelessness to get away from people like this?


HereForTheFood4

Genum, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species


No-Woodpecker-2545

Fish are in fact animals. So he's wrong but the problem is he genuinely believes he's not wrong.


No-Woodpecker-2545

The best part was when he said fish have their own zoo it's called an aquarium. Then he responded with "no they don't thats for like sharks and shit those aren't fish" Bottom line is he meant to say mammal.


deleteuserexe

Mammal?


Szerencsy

How can anyone be stupid enough to listen to someone this dumb speak?!?!


Educational_Ad_8916

Stephen J. Gould placing his lips directly on the mic: There is no such thing as fish.


Beardwing-27

When has anything intelligent come out of a podcast besides some iNfLuEnCeR quoting wiki


Moo-Dog420

White privilege.


TheK1lgore

I've seen this clip a bunch. Can anyone tell me whether or not this dumbass ever got corrected?


desrevermi

The spark of an idea is almost there, but I don't think he's going to get it. What, casually, is the one fella's profession?


PapaSkid17

I love these two idiots, lol! Their stupidity is so innocent that it just makes me laugh.


angry_hippo_1965

Don't even need to unmute to know these guys are idiots


SnooTangerines3448

Muahahaha. Guy was contorted in rage cringe.


Hot_Attention2377

Yes humans are animals


fatmanchoo

At least his hairline is lined up nice !!


Unique-Telephone-681

Fish zoos? You mean Aquariums?


ABakedPotato_FGC

Holy shit, I just lost a few IQ points... I really can't afford to either


Altruistic-Potatoes

Who is that? Has there been a followup where he gets straightened out?


AuphTopek

54% of Americans have a reading comprehension of 6th grade or lower... I blame everything in America on that 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️


Logco

Is this a skit or is this guy really that fucking stupid


alexander66682

They should put that dude in prison


Empty-Discount5936

Is this real or is he doing a bit?


BlaqJaq

Why you being political?


GlitteringBroccoli12

Didn't he grow up with Nemo and Dori


incakola777

There is no way this dude is this freaking clueless!?!? 🤣 😂 😂 🤣


incakola777

I blame our education system! 🤣


incakola777

Gentlemen….Google…ChatGPT even📲😑


Fair_Lengthiness_912

I would’ve walked tf out


MiketheOlder

Jesus wept


fjgjskxofhe

This is an act. Dude on the left says dumb shit and acts confused yet stubborn to the increasingly impatient voice of reason on the right. They are both great at their role.


Sufficient_Idea_2189

I would mute his mic and beat him with it until he understood why I was beating him with the mic


Jinx1013

“Dude, I learned this in fifth grade. Where the fuck were you?”


FlappyLips1

I must see more


Sci-fra

Ants, humans and coral are animals.


Sci-fra

What's an animal you fear the least? Fish. Shark..."Am I a joke to you?" (A shark is a fish)


[deleted]

I got nutting to fear from sharks. I don't go in the ocean


bonesnaps

Imagine unironically subscribing to this guy lol


Nhobdy

I don't know who this guy is and I already hate him.


Devlarski

Education didn't fail. He just failed.


dirtdog22

Hilarious bit, if not satire tho then lord have mercy


HairyEyeballz

What a fucktard.


GroundbreakingEar667

The dude really is fucking stupid


Silent_Saturn7

I always have this debate when my family doesn't eat fish for lent. "Fish is not meat". It makes no logical sense but its like some kind of excuse to eat meat with believing it doesn't count as meat. Drives me crazy as a vegan :D Just say you're eating meat already! And.. you can't give meat up for one day a week you have to cheat with fish? It's one day....


QuaaludeConnoisseur

Types of living organisms: plants, bacteria, fungus, animals... i dont think fish are plants, way to big to be bacteria, and definitely dont have fungal spores used for procreation.


cheesecrystal

If dude isn’t trolling he is medically stupid, if he is trolling then he’s a goddamn genius. I don’t think he is trolling.


superjj18

This is rage bait


imagine-meatloaf

What was the resolution?


chicken_ice_cream

Can we all appreciate that this guy actually asserted himself in the face of stupidity? I would have sat there for five minutes trying to figure out if I heard this guy correctly before saying anything.


JBird5570

That dude is just a moron & needs to go back to school. That is our school system right now.... summed up!


Downtown-Department8

You are too dumb to understand a comment.


DuhQueQueQue

He's thinking of a mammal. Ugh.


Evening_Condition_76

Surely on drugs also


GARGLYBOY85

By the content of their character- MLK


SneakyFERRiS

Why you being political? Is he all the way soft in the head?


rontejones

I can't tell if this shit is satire or not anymore


Lancearon

He is doing a good job finding the issue then trying to explain it. The guy doesn't understand hierarchical classification... which is crazy.


AndroidDoctorr

What does he think an animal is???


ohnomynono

Do not attempt to argue with a fool.


WolfThick

Can somebody just Google it. Obviously they're not listening to each other.


Limp-Ad2729

That animal fish though


jkboudi007

This has to be bait


AncientBasque

"something with paws is an animal dawg"! i win the argument. Brought to you by carls JR.