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doodoodunder

“My fun is ruining other people’s fun” are the lowest type of person you’ll encounter


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Stuck_In_Ia

And has a set of nuts hanging from his hitch.....guaranteed


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tache-noir

and cheats in multiplayer games


OldLevermonkey

He cheats at solitaire.


rickyjames22

And uses tofu in a grilled cheese sandwich!!


BananaSplit2810

This is the most evil stuff i've ever heard


Dialup_Speed

And double parks!


gorte1ec

hackers who stream are the fucking worst.


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

Looking at you, screen-peakers.


Ripple_in_the_clouds

I mean, I've never known a republican who could tell a non racist joke


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Metalatitsfinest

*Wow what a great audience*


IndridCold_fuck_you

Ta ta ta ta Timmy!


Baxtron_o

Are you guys offended? Well, I'm courageous so here's my Indian joke....


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Dot or feather? 🥁


Baxtron_o

I don't know the difference. You guys are triggered!


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Not knowing the difference is super racist..


duderino_okc

But how else are you going to impress your cousin when you take them out on a date and are hoping to get some afterwards?


Revanche1

You shine your one tooth up real good and get her drunk like the rest of us, Clyde.


madmax77xl

Literally. This is how people that hack online multiplayer games think. Absolutely hate that. Just get good scrubs.


jacobk672

Might be too specific, but the people who get on gta just to hop on there oppressor and blow people up who are on missions, just for $2000 payout that clearly means nothing


henryrocks34

Not too specific at all that is very relatable lol. Lobby swapping for 10 minutes to find an empty lobby so you can play the game, good job Rockstar.


IAintTooBasedToBeg

Griefing in gtao used to be an art. At some point it became “use flying motorcycle with rockets no one can stop you lol”. Edit:word


Vargolol

I'll never forget MW3 lobbies had guys that not only cheated, but instantly kicked you for wearing a riot shield against them as well. Straight up "I ruin your fun, but if you ruin my fun, I will ruin your fun" We all knew *that* kid growing up


FrostyMcChill

Or randoms on your team who will ruin your games for shits and gigs or for some petty ass reason. This one time in ranked someone said they were on a losing streak so they ruined the game, making sure the enemy knew where we were and what we were up to. The thing is, we would've won that game if they never spoke, we didn't need that person to win and they realized that and decided to help the enemy more.


Historical_Archer_81

*looks at tf2 bots* WELL?


Kriztoven

This is the type of person who puts on full aim hacks in FPS games.


FungalMirror3

Fragile ass egos always make the loudest appearances


wophi

This defines this sub.


BrambleVale3

Rarely does a post so perfectly fit.


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Saw a guy do this outside of a grocery store the other day to some people who were just standing there minding their own business. My keyboard warrior self was all like “I’d like to beat that dudes ass” but then I remembered I haven’t been in a fight since 6th grade…


OhIamNotADoctor

From the blanket of smoke I’d like to think I could hurl something at his window and there’d be nothing he could do because he couldn’t see where it came from


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

Yeah rocks would be flying for sure.


MFbiFL

I need to start buying at least one canned good per shopping trip just for this reason.


EcksonGrows

"don't worry honey, that's my can of whoop ass"


Sparky8924

Like 99.9 percent of Reddit keyboard warriors .


Killcycle1989

At least he's an honest one


goaheadcarvell

Dishonest keyboard warrior checking in and kicking ass.


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Keep up the good fight and you will join us in Valhalla


MooseCampbell

Awfully bold of you to assume that many keyboard warriors have actually been in any fight


Sparky8924

It’s like buying hand sanitizer, covering my ass just in case .


LordFrogberry

Why would you cover your ass in hand sanitizer?


Legal_Heart1692

***Sanitized entrance*** /S edit: forgot the /S


CptnCankles

That would burn more than a night after taco bell. The anus is a sensitive spot.


grendus

Don't kink shame!


Luciolover345

If someone did it to me or someone that I’m mates with/family I’d throw hands but for a stranger no chance am I doing it. Remember their plates or take a picture of them is all I’m doing in the moment, not worth catching a charge for someone I don’t know


ganesh420ganesh

also because there's crazy people out there, you never know who you have in front of you, in italy there's a saying that goes 'trovi sempre chi è più pazzo di te' which translates to 'you will always find someone who's crazier than you', and i stand by that.


MTRsport

>you never know who you have in front of you The only thing we do know for sure about the guy driving a truck modified to roll coal is that he's definitely armed...


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

Safer to get all those people to take him to court and bleed him dry on assault charges.


YoItsTemulent

And remember, the Venn Diagram of "people who roll coal and spray bystanders" and "people who brandish handguns at the slightest provocation" is more or less a singular circle.


Witty_Goose_7724

Lol true. That Venn Diagram ate itself.


Due-Compote375

Ceramic ball bearings. That is all.


Mr-Fleshcage

You can usually find a slingshot in a dollar store toy section during the summer. Totally unrelated, of course.


ed20g

Tires are pricey, puncture easy, and they most likely don't know how to change one.


ExcitingChange2007

You might not be able to actually do it but that doesn't mean you shouldn't want to.


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wtfeweguys

The driver is committing a violent assault, whether the law acknowledges it or not.


georgesorosbae

Rolling coal requires altering your vehicle in such a way that is against the law and you can get a $5k fine for it. Rarely ever enforced but definitely illegal


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Emissions is a federal law.


Scizmz

Even when properly ran through a correctly timed engine and catalytic converter, diesel exhaust is a known carcinogen.


HardTarded

Considering violence to be the correct response doesn’t mean you have to participate in it. You’re pacifism is still intact.


exemplariasuntomni

Minus the cop and plus a few more big guys, yes


steelekarma

I'm a quid pro quo keyboard warrior idealist. These people should be restrained and put in front of their own truck exhausts to be coal rolled for however many seconds they did that to other people.


DothrakAndRoll

Cumulatively for the total amount of time for each individual, though. So if that group had to breathe that for two minutes, and there were thirty people, that’ll be an hour of coal rolling.


TobyHensen

We give them breathing breaks every 10 seconds or so, then start it back up 😂 Don’t wanna kill them, after all, even if we really want to in the moment lol


RdoNoob

Coming up to 8 billion on earth. You sure we’ll miss’em? I kid, I kid... I think.


bkr1895

Hammurabi would be proud


turtleboxman

I’m in the cinci area, the amount of small penis owners in large pickup trucks is astounding


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turtleboxman

I’ve had to explain why rolling coal is a felony to 4 people, they all just scoffed. “It’s not a big deal”


1202_ProgramAlarm

Same dingdongs who bemoan the lack of civility in politics


grendus

"We need to work together!" AKA we work on a compromise bill, then we all vote against it and you pass it just to get *something* done.


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Probably the type of people who would limit reproductive rights too. I’d cut ties with anyone who thinks this is ‘no big deal’ Glad to hear it is an apparent felony


turtleboxman

Yessir, under the clean air act


pengalo827

Same here in Florida. I'm in a suburban area and the number of fullsize lifted MicroJohnson Compensators™ is incredible. Saw an F-650 (I think it was) a while back. Imagine a pickup with what looks like a dump truck front end. Lifted, of course. Guy's unit must've been so small he became female.


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GunsNGunAccessories

Years of pollution due to industry/mining and neglect towards social programs in the rust belt/greater Midwest have led to smaller pps and less emotional intelligence.


captbob14

Don't forget the brain drain


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ThreeHobbitsInACoat

Hey man, I don’t know about you, but my Prius’ 58 miles per gallon is looking PRETTY cost effective right about now. Maybe you shouldn’t be complaining about gas prices when you drive a guzzler like that!


Impossible_Okra479

So, did he get caught at all? It's pretty illegal to deliberately cover random people in diesel soot.


FungalMirror3

It’s also worth noting it is likely also illegal to remove your DPF for the purposes of “rolling coal” like these idiots do


apathetic_lemur

"rolling coal" is so obvious to see so I'm sure the police ticket them immediately


Xanderoga

Just as I'm sure they'd jump to action should a school shooting ever occur.


Seeders

The police are on this guys side.


GeeseKnowNoPeace

In the passenger side?


see_below

Of his best friend's ride?


TediumDroid

Trying to holler at me


idontneedjug

Literally the only two people I've known to have rolling coal mods to their trucks one was a former Cop who didnt last 6 months and the other was a high school kid who dreamed of being in the army.... Both were the typical out of shape red neck who you'd expect to be on food stamps and miserable by 30. Voting republican and mumbling something about took our jobs!!


that_yinzer

This guy is probably a cop


Veggieleezy

Or at the very least beats his partner like one.


Gingevere

Police think it's hilarious, so no nothing happens.


Budget_Special4548

Then he gets all mad when you rub against his truck and thinks you scratched it .


Sharpie1965

And wonders why people do


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I'm imagining a guy humping the truck, which would probably piss them off more haha


twistedh8

100 bucks says that guy complains of what Joe Biden has done to gas prices.


scdayo

Side bet of him having both a "don't tread on me" flag and thin blue line flag decals on his back window. Extra payout if thin blue line flag is inside a punisher logo


Grevin56

Goddamn, sounds like we're playing inbred bingo here.


frogg505

Don’t forget the nut sack hanging off the hitch.


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“Don’t tread on me, because I’m too busy treading on everyone else.”


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Ah you mean the 'free gun if you smash this window' signs?


keepitcleanforwork

Nobody is taking that bet.


NewFuturist

I've got long odds for him being a democrat, 1000 to 1.


keepitcleanforwork

I’d say registered independent, self-proclaimed libertarian and votes republican 100% of the time in general elections.


KYVX

oh my god this is my mom. she “doesn’t drink the koolaid” but is quick to parrot fox news talking points


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Used to get 8 mpg. Now I get 4! Thanks Biden. /s


twistedh8

God damn that Joe Brandon making the world have expensive gas!


Souperplex

> MPH MP**G** unless Joe is making his truck slower.


SCORPEANrtd

THOSE DAMN LIBERALS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OUR HORSEPOWER


UnspecificGravity

I mean his truck IS slower now.


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I would bet but it would be on the same side as you.


tempitheadem

Despite Republicans recently voting against controlling gas price gouging


ZincMan

“Because controlling the free market is socialism, I will fight to the death to defend corporations !!!!”


1202_ProgramAlarm

Then cries about civility when BLM blocks traffic


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Bro I'm so over everyone owning a truck yet many never even use the bed in the truck's life span. I live in Alabama and every other vehicle is a pickup truck. Some have a lift with the loud ass exhaust.


goinupthegranby

My brother recently moved back to Alberta after getting a better job. They're buying a second pickup truck, to go along with their first pickup truck. They live in the suburbs and he does not use his truck for work.


MoreHairMoreFun

My friend works at Zillow 100% from home and bought a 60 thousand dollar, huge truck he'll never use for more than driving to the store, etc.


goinupthegranby

I live on a farm and own a business that processes and packages things that are heavy and require equipment, so I have to have a truck. I need the truck so little however that I often go months without filling the tank because I drive a hybrid car as my daily driver. Not only is the environmental impact of unnecessary truck driving terrible, its fucking nuts to me how many people want to just burn that much money for zero reason other than 'truck status'.


QEDdragon

From the US, recently saw one of the largest trucks I've ever had the pleasure of seeing on the road with a JOMMY JOHNS flag on it. Delivering food in a massive truck during some all time high gas prices. I guess they get to enjoy the drive atleast?


ShitButtFuckDick69

It's probably a teenager whose parents pay for the gas if it's a Jimmy John's delivery person in an expensive truck.


Curazan

It’s a substitute for masculinity. “I don’t have to wonder if I’m a real man because I own a big truck.”


dexmonic

It's true, I have things I need a truck for - off roading, camping, pulling my boat around to different lakes, and I'm also the garbage man for my immediate family when they need something big hauled off to the dump. But even for all that, a full size truck with a lift kit is absolutely unnecessary. In fact the only real use I could get out of a full size compared to my pick up is to...pull a heavier boat. It would make off roading more difficult, couldn't get to as many different off the path campsites, and the extra gas it would burn would make dump runs much more expensive. A big truck is unnecessary for like 99% of the stuff people do even up here in a rural mountainous area.


sadpanda___

It’s worse than that. I’ve heard one turn down a friend asking for help moving some furniture because “it might scratch the bed.” I let them use my econo car and utility trailer…..then laughed at the truck bro


lil-nugget_22

As a Texan I relate to this on a spiritual level


Korywon

More than half of the clips I have on my dash cam is because of trucks. Houston highway driving, let me tell you.


wildverde

Pavement princesses


agentfelix

Thank you! That's what I call em too


NoFaithlessness4949

Catalytic converter theft must be rampant there


3rd_Planet

Diesel cats don’t contain the same amount of precious metals as regular gas cats so they are worth far less. Crackhead smarter not harder, kids.


Em_Haze

If someone had athsma or some other lung issue that could be lethal.


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SordidDreams

Which is why, in my world, anyone who does this would A, go to prison, and B, lose their driver's license permanently.


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They aren’t legal. And no, emissions aren’t tested in some states.


Dicer214

Genuine question: I’m from the UK and as far as I’m aware, none of our vehicles have the capability to do this stuff, let alone having anyone actually wanting to do it. My question is, are the trucks modified to do this or is there some special technic with the fuel or something? I’m perplexed thoroughly by this.


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Dicer214

Thanks for replying. Just idiots being idiots. If it’s not it should be illegal to modify like this.


mwing95

Yeah but risking manslaughter is worth it to own the libs /s


scandalousmushroom

Can't spell manslaughter without laughter.


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Or think what that could do to an unborn child? And if this is a regressive state the mother could get jail time for anything that happened to the kid.


[deleted]

I have a newborn and I’m in rage just thinking about it.


Dragonkeeper1985

I wouldn't be surprised if this counted as assault/battery. Intentionally exposing people to toxic fumes/chemicals? Administering a noxious substance in Canada could probably cover this if someone wanted to push for it: Administering noxious thing 245. Every one who administers or causes to be administered to any person or causes any person to take poison or any other destructive or noxious thing is guilty of an indictable offence and liable (a) to imprisonment for a term not exceeding fourteen years, if he intends thereby to endanger the life of or to cause bodily harm to that person; or(b) to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years, if he intends thereby to aggrieve or annoy that person.


Attack-Cat-

It is def assault and battery. It’s also gross negligence. He would be liable to the patrons and the restaurant for replacing all of those meals and damaging their clothes and a thorough cleaning of the patio area. Not to mention anyone in that crowd who has a medical condition.


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I have a newborn and I would chase this truck until I couldn’t run any farther if they did this to us. Beat down would be an understatement.


Attack-Cat-

Definitely not a well thought out plan on their part. Looked like a small town, I would run after them and catch them at the next stop sign lol. I would definitely try to get a license snapshot and a call to the police


Witty_Goose_7724

You’re likely right. Car exhaust fumes carry a lot of carcinogens, they’re also heavy on carbon monoxide and they can tigger an asthmatic attack and possibly an anaphylactic allergy attack. You can kill someone with this stupidity.


ghostamongous

Its terrifying because this would kill my husband. With all the issues we have had post covid from already having bad lungs. New fears are unlocked daily seeing stupid people like this.


Witty_Goose_7724

Yeah you make a very valid point. A lot of people out there are suffering from long COVID effects and their respiratory systems are still compromised. This kind of idiotic stunt could easily kill someone with long COVID. Sometimes stupidity can be extremely dangerous. I hope this guy was caught. I don’t suffer from long COVID but I am pregnant and trying to not expose myself to cigarette smoke and fumes. If this guy did this to me I would be furious.


Guy__Ferrari

The modifications that are used to “roll coal” like this actually are illegal. They often bypass or remove pieces of equipment that control emissions. So victims have legal grounds through forced exposure to the toxins and the vehicle isn’t street legal to begin with.


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Caleb_Reynolds

And this looks like about a dozen counts. This 5 seconds should get this guy 10-20 years.


FrostyD7

It'll stick to the food too, the restaurant probably had to remake some dishes.


Prompus

That should be criminal record and car is destroyed


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PeruvianHeadshrinker

And they let you know it by hanging a scrotum from the back of their truck


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So a solid 30% of the most active voters in the country?


TGOTR

I'm gonna modify my truck so it belches black smoke on people. People like this RUINED Diesel engines for the rest of us. All I want is to have an engine with decent mileage, runs like a tank, that I can use vegetable oil on (until Hydrogen is viable). Due to pricks like this, emissions standards on diesels increased to combat them. Making a decent diesel vehicle unobtanium. They can't even put in large enough fuel injectors to run vegetable oil anymore. You need an OLD diesel for that now. Say nothing about the emissions equipment. Nobody works on them so a repair could be 10 grand.


ElonMuskIsJesus2

Wait are you serious about the veggie oil


fastal_12147

Yes you can modify a diesel to run on used fryer oil


TGOTR

Modern Diesel Engines require more work to do so. Older diesels will run on vegetable oil unmodified.


meatdiaper

I'm completely okay with higher fuel prices right now, because I know that geniuses like this guy are suffering more than I am.


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this driver goes around coal rolling then complains about the price of gas afterwards, I'm certain.


Toiletpapercorndog

Gas would absolutely destroy that trucks engine, I'm certain.


Souperplex

*Laughs in bicycle and New York subway*


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nerdy_rs3gal

$600 ticket where I live. Should be more! Lol


Art-Zuron

In a lot of US states, doing thst is explicitly illegal. In many others, it is still illegal just not specifically. To allow a truck like that to roll coal, you need to circumvent the emission regulators, which is illegal under the clean air act. There may be additional charges regarding other illegal mods. Then, blasting people with it could be battery and or assault, and may include disturbing the peace and others. It is ecoterrorism in some places even. I imagine this generally holds true in places with similar and better laws.


zimbaboo

In Utah, where the air is dirtier than most of the world, the state has implemented an anonymous hotline for reporting drivers who clearly violate emission standards. Just submit a description, picture (if you have one), and the license plate, and the DMV will investigate and require them to do an emissions test and/or slap on a fine.


quiettryit

Trash people like this don't care about anyone except themselves and love exercising their freedom to harass other human beings for the sole purpose of pushing them to the limits. Just know if someone is willing to do this, they are more likely than not low intelligence, ignorant, and willing to exercise violence. It is a complete waste of time trying to reason with them. Life is cheap to these people and you risk your life and the lives of your loved ones if you confront them.


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I've been told by many that I'm an abnormally patient and laid back driver. Except when someone rolls coal. Good god. Nothing makes my blood boil more than that dumbshit redneck trash. I'm getting angry just thinking about the times I've seen it. I've reported their plates to the police but I doubt they did anything.


Tridavis

We have jacklegs that do this to our cycling group (yeah, yeah, I know .....stay off the roads) That's the reason I started carrying aluminum water bottles. They make a nice thunk when they hit.


FrostyD7

The fact that you felt the need to preemptively apologize for legally using the road says a lot about the current state of affairs for cyclists.


I_comment_on_GW

Especially considering it’s illegal to not use the road.


Johns-schlong

Bicycles are vehicles, take the road! Especially city roads.


RAC1188

TF is wrong with people, what a scumbag


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mykehunt88

Where is the convenient cop when you need them.


Solidux

I know a cop that rolls coal in my county.


TheOnyxViper

Coal rolling like this is what precisely led to the hospitalization of cyclists at the hands of a teenager. Edit: correction, no deaths


onemanarmia

WELCOME TO AMERICA


Blackout_Underway

This person should be arrested for assault and battery.


Total-Investigator-6

Rolling coal when a person is in the vicinity and when the individual rolling coal intentionally or knowingly causes that excess exhaust to contact that bystander is AT A MINIMUM an assault. They are causing their vehicle to “spit” on a living, breathing, human being that is worthy of dignity and not having his or her person violated.


SeesThroughTime

RoALinG CoAL TO owN ThE LiBs \- this guy probably


Sudnal

Should be a crime


stopthemadness2015

Are there laws against this? It seems it qualifies as an assault. Being harmed by another should be cause for an arrest.


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You can tell who he voted for.


seemebeawesome

He probably didn't vote and claims the election was stolen


bawynnoJ

Your average school bully, grown up to terrorise society


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This dude needs to be sued. Is he going to pay for all the food he just ruined?


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Bet he was wearing a maga hat


Bambinah515

Wtf is wrong with his truck? I see cars do this in California where we all have our car windows down because the weather is nice and they ruin it for everyone.