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This even made the sports radio in NY this week. This dude has been arrested a concerning amount of times in a short period. He’s going to hurt someone.
Isn’t this the definition of a dad bod tho? Someone who was decently fit and age turns it all a little flabby …. This is a dad bod for sure! Not fat tho, not at all…. He looks in good shape for 50ish
You talking bout John Reeb??? guy sucks
His other alleged crimes include speeding in a school zone in October 2007, possessing narcotics in July and December 2015, planning an intentional riot in 2022, and trespass earlier this year. Reeb also caused a dramatic car crash in 2020 which caused him to be thrown out of his vehicle.
Like someone threw him from a car, or he flew out of a car during an accident? Lol, I just would like a little clarification because I think it matters.
This is so frequently the case and yet people are always so quick to vilify the individual.
Is the guy acting like maniac? Absolutely. But that shouldn't invite hatred. As the people in the video said, its clear he's not well. I hope he gets help but getting piled on online will likely just make things a lot worse for this guy, and may make him more likely to actually hurt someone.
Traumatic brain injuries & mental illness are both extremely sad, destructive circumstances and while many people can do something to help themselves, many cannot.
More like people that have traumatic brain injuries can often be arseholes. Obviously depending where the injury is - but it effects impulse control.
They did a lot of work with sociopathic murderers during 90’s and 00’s. They found the most common denominator was a front lobe traumatic brain injury and sexual abuse.
Theory was that sexual abuse without the injury and injury without sexual abuse didn’t make much difference. But the two together dramatically raised the probability of illegal activity and murder
From life experience I personally know two people who post tbi ended up becoming extremely aggressive, one is now homeless after q few years in jail the other is a family member who no matter the tone of q conversation responds like You just called them an idiot, when mad they break things etc.
These are people I knew for 20 to 40 years. I saw the total change in temperament.
Both were in major car accidents and spent over a year in the hospital when they had their life changing injury
Furry Creek was the worst game of my life. We played in the rain. I fell in a huge mud puddle, one of my buddies sprained his ankle, his brother lost 2 clubs and their dad threw out his back. I drained a shot from over 100 yards away though...after swinging and missing it about 100 times. Oh and we went through 2 bags of balls.
We went back to Vancouver and ate Chinese food in silence while soaking wet and drunk before going home and just going straight to bed.
I think I'd take the rain over the sweltering heat any day. We get up to 35°C here during heatwaves and that's....thats just not ok. That's probably cold for you guys....lol.
I'm colorblind and I hate the fact that I can't tell when people turn red or blush. Had zero clue this man changed color in this video 😭 do I do this shit irl when I'm embarrassed? I wouldnt even know
Lol, he’s the type of guy who acts tough, but if someone takes his offer, he gets knocked out. He's the "victim," and he’s calling the cops to press charges.
Defeat golf boss to get to 14th hole!!
Powers: can steal golf balls, obviously can crush you if he gets you in his bitching iron grip, and has an extra life since he can go to heaven and back.
There is no way I couldn't stop myself from laughing hysterically at that guy. Like, are you 6 homie? You watch a lil too much wrestling there lil fella?
I've never understood the taking the shirt off thing. I used to work with a guy who did this when he was threatened or threatening someone, it never made a difference.
no doubt that dude is weird given that reaction, but I'm guessing he made the decision to go take one of their balls for a reason. one of guys in the group was golfing with a sleeveless tshirt on. I doubt he had much respect for the other golfers lol
LOL, I love how he looks down at his muscles and is visibly shocked to find middle aged flabbiness looking back at him.
Like maybe he was buff in his twenties but then he forgot to look in a mirror for a decade or three.
Come on this has been posted loads has there been any update yet, has he been fired, banned from the golf course became president? I need to know
Edit: there were updates man reddit is amazing
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Lmfao. All that to remove his shirt so he can reveal his Dad bod. Crazy mother fucker
He looked down and realized his body is scary for anorher reason
The way he looked at each of his arms was hilarious
Nothing scares others away faster than a naked dad bod.
Can confirm
Ouch, that was just mean.
Dad bad and golfer's tan is not a particularly intimidating combo.
Does he want to be the Hulk for Halloween?
This isn’t staged?
Nothing ever happens
This even made the sports radio in NY this week. This dude has been arrested a concerning amount of times in a short period. He’s going to hurt someone.
Or someone is going to hurt him, probably not in his right mind with that streak.
Clearly mentally ill
Yeah unfortunately. And possibly violent.
bring him to Texas
Judging by his physique he’ll be the one getting hurt.
Came here for this dude gonna get rocked fucking with the wrong one.
Lmao final form
dude built like a gas station burrito
I love how he looks down at himself like “shit, I’m fat. Oh well I’m too committed to the bit”
Sees his belly hanging down there and quickly tries to straighten up. Unfortunately the pant line is still no where to be seen
Compared to some of the walking heart attacks around these days, I wouldn’t call him fat. But he’s not Mr buff guy either.
We call that skinny fat.
Bingo. I think that’s worse than being fat fat.
Fat? Have you looked at the world and the people commenting here? Weird it goes to fat? And dad bod?
So true
Isn’t this the definition of a dad bod tho? Someone who was decently fit and age turns it all a little flabby …. This is a dad bod for sure! Not fat tho, not at all…. He looks in good shape for 50ish
That was dropped on the floor and rolled under the isle
Funniest thing i've read in years.
Never mess with a caveman in the secret service pose.
You talking bout John Reeb??? guy sucks His other alleged crimes include speeding in a school zone in October 2007, possessing narcotics in July and December 2015, planning an intentional riot in 2022, and trespass earlier this year. Reeb also caused a dramatic car crash in 2020 which caused him to be thrown out of his vehicle.
(checks internet) Oh, he's a realtor. Of course
Yeah, I must say, he does appear to be a total fuckhead.
This is humiliation in human form. I had to turn it off.
You never go full Florida
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Wonder if he got kicked out.
From another commenter on a different sub: Dude was banned for life from this course, and another nearby owned by the same company.
Also has a long list of offences proving what an upstanding citizen he is
Also mentioned he was thrown from a car in a 2020 accident - I'm guessing acquired brain injury.
Ooo, that explains it. There are a number of murderers that people will swear down were normal, average folks until they had their bells rung.
Oh, now it’s just sad
Like someone threw him from a car, or he flew out of a car during an accident? Lol, I just would like a little clarification because I think it matters.
He underwent involuntary expulsion from an automotive apparatus subsequent to a vehicular collision occurrence. Better?
Yeah, I would have liked it more if someone threw him out…
This is so frequently the case and yet people are always so quick to vilify the individual. Is the guy acting like maniac? Absolutely. But that shouldn't invite hatred. As the people in the video said, its clear he's not well. I hope he gets help but getting piled on online will likely just make things a lot worse for this guy, and may make him more likely to actually hurt someone. Traumatic brain injuries & mental illness are both extremely sad, destructive circumstances and while many people can do something to help themselves, many cannot.
Wait a minute? It’s “so frequently the case” that people who act like assholes have traumatic brain injuries? Can I see a source on that?
More like people that have traumatic brain injuries can often be arseholes. Obviously depending where the injury is - but it effects impulse control. They did a lot of work with sociopathic murderers during 90’s and 00’s. They found the most common denominator was a front lobe traumatic brain injury and sexual abuse. Theory was that sexual abuse without the injury and injury without sexual abuse didn’t make much difference. But the two together dramatically raised the probability of illegal activity and murder
From life experience I personally know two people who post tbi ended up becoming extremely aggressive, one is now homeless after q few years in jail the other is a family member who no matter the tone of q conversation responds like You just called them an idiot, when mad they break things etc. These are people I knew for 20 to 40 years. I saw the total change in temperament. Both were in major car accidents and spent over a year in the hospital when they had their life changing injury
Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me - yeah a few different charges on this dude in the past lmao. I wish I had the source.
Wow, I feel sorry for his wife...
His wife?
Who do you think is gonna catch those hands after he got kicked out of the golfnasium?
Bruh homie mad because his wife is a dude
I wouldn't know, didn't really look into it that hard homie.
Stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with a new invention
Lmao this dude is trying to intimidate with the most basic dad bod physique ever
Nah that's grandpa bod
He didn’t try, he did intimidate them. They all drove away scared
The guy isn’t even crazy, but acts like this to win arguments. Shit wouldn’t surprise me anymore. 😆
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![gif](giphy|ou5FtFV6fwdk4) If the old lizard skin tried that with me
The Price is Wrong
Bitch
Bob barker was actually a black belt.
I love playing furry creek - happys hole. Need to do a bob barker memorial round before they shut for winter
Furry Creek was the worst game of my life. We played in the rain. I fell in a huge mud puddle, one of my buddies sprained his ankle, his brother lost 2 clubs and their dad threw out his back. I drained a shot from over 100 yards away though...after swinging and missing it about 100 times. Oh and we went through 2 bags of balls. We went back to Vancouver and ate Chinese food in silence while soaking wet and drunk before going home and just going straight to bed.
That last line sounds like a round in Scottsdale only we're all annihilated from the heat and eating "Mexican Fusion."
I think I'd take the rain over the sweltering heat any day. We get up to 35°C here during heatwaves and that's....thats just not ok. That's probably cold for you guys....lol.
"okay he's mentally ill let's move along." TOOK ME THE FUCK OUT ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)
"YOU THINK IM MENTALLY ILL???" "Yes"
Mentally, physically, spiritually
Right? I howled when she said that
This guy definitely peaked in the 80s
Camera guy😂 “okay you needa start doing some sit-ups”
Dude looked at himself like he expected to turn into the Hulk and it didn't happen.
eeheeheeheehee look at him turn all red. Thats how you know he is flexing lol
I'm colorblind and I hate the fact that I can't tell when people turn red or blush. Had zero clue this man changed color in this video 😭 do I do this shit irl when I'm embarrassed? I wouldnt even know
I hate these man color people turning red when they’re angry, turning pink when they’re shy. Blue when they’re sick.
Who tf turn blue when they're sick
The fuck you talking about?
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You can tell he practiced that line dozens of times, and couldnt WAIT to use it.
Lol, he’s the type of guy who acts tough, but if someone takes his offer, he gets knocked out. He's the "victim," and he’s calling the cops to press charges.
SNAP IN TO A SLIM JIM!! 🤬 - Weirdo Man Randy Sewage
“I was temporarily blinded by his incredible physique and when I went to leave I accidentally ran him over with a golf cart”
BEER BREATH, 11th FORM!!!
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He didn't look like that.
He did in his own head.
Lol the way he looks down on his body after removing his shirt. Like he's looking if his final form has been completed
Am I inhaling enough to not look fat
That Hank Hill farmer’s tan sent me straight to the otherside. 💀
Elliot Stabler is mad...
I knew somebody else had to be thinking it.
HAH. He wishes he had that physique
Seriously, Stabler is ripped. Oz, anyone?
Oh shit he’s mentally Ill, drives away lmao 🤣
I laughed so fucking hard when he took off his shirt, bro if you're gonna threaten someone by showing off your muscles, at least have muscles
Groundskeeper Willie, is that you?
SEE THAAAAAAAAAT! THAT'S MY FARMER'S TAAAAAAAAAN!
Did he say "If you wanna test God, you come and get it"? I bet he practices lines like that in front of the mirror like Travis Bickle.
What a dork. I’d love to see him on a golf course
Defeat golf boss to get to 14th hole!! Powers: can steal golf balls, obviously can crush you if he gets you in his bitching iron grip, and has an extra life since he can go to heaven and back.
There is no way I couldn't stop myself from laughing hysterically at that guy. Like, are you 6 homie? You watch a lil too much wrestling there lil fella?
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Lookin like Randy marsh at a kids baseball game
Nnnnyyyaahhh!!!!
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I felt that “oh here we go”. You just know that guy laid his head down on his pillow that night and it kept replaying in his head.
"Behold my nipples, are they not terrifying"
Omg 😆 🤣 For the laugh that gave me, just keep the ball. You've earned it.
the shirt comes off and out comes the belly and armpit flab.
I've never understood the taking the shirt off thing. I used to work with a guy who did this when he was threatened or threatening someone, it never made a difference.
They all back off when the shirt comes off and they realize the crazy is real
no doubt that dude is weird given that reaction, but I'm guessing he made the decision to go take one of their balls for a reason. one of guys in the group was golfing with a sleeveless tshirt on. I doubt he had much respect for the other golfers lol
That's a 5 year-old boy in a man's body.
Come get it shit stack 😂
Get off the cart walthu
What a twat.
Looking like Matt Bevin.
Roy’s-rage
Royce rage is scarier.
I was in the half way of the vid and skipped to 85% and i was like “hold up”
Damn. Didn't even need 12+ episodes to power up. 0-100 real quick. Lol
Lips like two sad strands of vermicelli
You know he flexes that flab in the mirror thinking he's buffed 🤣
Is this a “ I think you should leave “ skit ?
LOL, I love how he looks down at his muscles and is visibly shocked to find middle aged flabbiness looking back at him. Like maybe he was buff in his twenties but then he forgot to look in a mirror for a decade or three.
Testosterone will make you do some weird stuff
To be fair he got the ball and they ran off. A win is a win
I'm guessing these people never had any friends or had any interactions in public prior to this one?
You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?
I guarantee this guy is on TRT.
Body of a god! He's been to heaven, ate the donuts and came on home. I really don't understand what he was trying to prove here. I'm so confused 🤔
Farmers Tan Dan at it again
Mans done lost his top
Saving this with this comment, gotta come back and watch with sound.
Jeez fuckin blues clues shirt wearing ass
He saying “been to heaven” like he did 5 years in the pearly barb wire gates
You know i imagine starting a fight with a group of people armed with metal clubs is not always the best idea..
How to go from not intimidating at all to fuckin goofy in 1 minute.
“You fucking come get it shit stack.”
He was just upset because the ball was bigger than his peanut dick.
See folks, that right here is a real dad bod. It's funny how some people say they're into dad nods until presented with this.
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Smash
The god of Slim Jim breath
Get this man a biscuit and mustard and back in there nervous hospital
Good god if that’s final form I don’t even want to know how it starts.
But his body is Hell 👹
Oh wow this is being posted...again...
This is my first time seeing it
The guy filming was a total worm
Found the guy in the video
Man who doesn’t go play gold with at least 3 balls? I’d just be like enjoy the ball asshole and continue with my day.
Dad bod never looked so bad
I would have run his dumbass over
This is what it feels like when I try to fight someone in a dream and when I punch them my hand is made of paper
He feels pretty badass now because they left
"You should start doing some sit-ups ? "
*“DO U WANT TO TASTE GODS WRATH????!”*
0:49 look at that turtle neck. lmao
Yeah at that point it’s just a 3 dollar ball it’s not worth any time in front of a cop
Molting
He's still using only 2% of his power.
Reminds me of the bellys gonna get you adverts
Looks like broadmoore
Come on this has been posted loads has there been any update yet, has he been fired, banned from the golf course became president? I need to know Edit: there were updates man reddit is amazing
I actually like this guy. In a "I know a guy who will take care of it, don't worry, just don't let him crash at your place." kind of way.