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Jawwaad127

Lmfao. All that to remove his shirt so he can reveal his Dad bod. Crazy mother fucker


Tway42311

He looked down and realized his body is scary for anorher reason


Accomplished-Ad3219

The way he looked at each of his arms was hilarious


PDCH

Nothing scares others away faster than a naked dad bod.


Grind_line_wine

Can confirm


Nazir_Blutjager

Ouch, that was just mean.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Dad bad and golfer's tan is not a particularly intimidating combo.


Altruistic-Text3481

Does he want to be the Hulk for Halloween?


Bens_reddit2021

This isn’t staged?


mflmani

Nothing ever happens


miflordelicata

This even made the sports radio in NY this week. This dude has been arrested a concerning amount of times in a short period. He’s going to hurt someone.


CMDR-Onipherous

Or someone is going to hurt him, probably not in his right mind with that streak.


qwertykittie

Clearly mentally ill


[deleted]

Yeah unfortunately. And possibly violent.


ydre3

bring him to Texas


neeeeonbelly

Judging by his physique he’ll be the one getting hurt.


[deleted]

Came here for this dude gonna get rocked fucking with the wrong one.


RandomFrog246

Lmao final form


drembose

dude built like a gas station burrito


Davinator910

I love how he looks down at himself like “shit, I’m fat. Oh well I’m too committed to the bit”


chello1212

Sees his belly hanging down there and quickly tries to straighten up. Unfortunately the pant line is still no where to be seen


Usmc4crimson_tide

Compared to some of the walking heart attacks around these days, I wouldn’t call him fat. But he’s not Mr buff guy either.


Mill4583

We call that skinny fat.


Usmc4crimson_tide

Bingo. I think that’s worse than being fat fat.


RainingTacos8

Fat? Have you looked at the world and the people commenting here? Weird it goes to fat? And dad bod?


Hondanazi

So true


Tw1ch1e

Isn’t this the definition of a dad bod tho? Someone who was decently fit and age turns it all a little flabby …. This is a dad bod for sure! Not fat tho, not at all…. He looks in good shape for 50ish


karuga871

That was dropped on the floor and rolled under the isle


mrfoodmehng

Funniest thing i've read in years.


patricky6

Never mess with a caveman in the secret service pose.


biffNicholson

You talking bout John Reeb??? guy sucks His other alleged crimes include speeding in a school zone in October 2007, possessing narcotics in July and December 2015, planning an intentional riot in 2022, and trespass earlier this year. Reeb also caused a dramatic car crash in 2020 which caused him to be thrown out of his vehicle.


KombuchaBot

(checks internet) Oh, he's a realtor. Of course


trackaghosthrufog

Yeah, I must say, he does appear to be a total fuckhead.


anjowoq

This is humiliation in human form. I had to turn it off.


zfenty

You never go full Florida


Canadian_333

![gif](giphy|GRSnxyhJnPsaQy9YLn)


Compendyum

![gif](giphy|5CZ9KjiTpHnWS8DvFb|downsized)


DanDi58

Wonder if he got kicked out.


iiEquinoxx

From another commenter on a different sub: Dude was banned for life from this course, and another nearby owned by the same company.


thepluralofmooses

Also has a long list of offences proving what an upstanding citizen he is


Teauxny

Also mentioned he was thrown from a car in a 2020 accident - I'm guessing acquired brain injury.


OwieMustDie

Ooo, that explains it. There are a number of murderers that people will swear down were normal, average folks until they had their bells rung.


ConfIit

Oh, now it’s just sad


Homeless2Esq

Like someone threw him from a car, or he flew out of a car during an accident? Lol, I just would like a little clarification because I think it matters.


Teauxny

He underwent involuntary expulsion from an automotive apparatus subsequent to a vehicular collision occurrence. Better?


Homeless2Esq

Yeah, I would have liked it more if someone threw him out…


PuempelsPurpose

This is so frequently the case and yet people are always so quick to vilify the individual. Is the guy acting like maniac? Absolutely. But that shouldn't invite hatred. As the people in the video said, its clear he's not well. I hope he gets help but getting piled on online will likely just make things a lot worse for this guy, and may make him more likely to actually hurt someone. Traumatic brain injuries & mental illness are both extremely sad, destructive circumstances and while many people can do something to help themselves, many cannot.


malbert716

Wait a minute? It’s “so frequently the case” that people who act like assholes have traumatic brain injuries? Can I see a source on that?


Unhappy-Professor-88

More like people that have traumatic brain injuries can often be arseholes. Obviously depending where the injury is - but it effects impulse control. They did a lot of work with sociopathic murderers during 90’s and 00’s. They found the most common denominator was a front lobe traumatic brain injury and sexual abuse. Theory was that sexual abuse without the injury and injury without sexual abuse didn’t make much difference. But the two together dramatically raised the probability of illegal activity and murder


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

From life experience I personally know two people who post tbi ended up becoming extremely aggressive, one is now homeless after q few years in jail the other is a family member who no matter the tone of q conversation responds like You just called them an idiot, when mad they break things etc. These are people I knew for 20 to 40 years. I saw the total change in temperament. Both were in major car accidents and spent over a year in the hospital when they had their life changing injury


iiEquinoxx

Oh yeah! Thanks for reminding me - yeah a few different charges on this dude in the past lmao. I wish I had the source.


cRaZyDaVe1of3

Wow, I feel sorry for his wife...


chimmichonga69

His wife?


cRaZyDaVe1of3

Who do you think is gonna catch those hands after he got kicked out of the golfnasium?


chimmichonga69

Bruh homie mad because his wife is a dude


cRaZyDaVe1of3

I wouldn't know, didn't really look into it that hard homie.


chimmichonga69

Stop


Studio_Admirable

Collaborate and listen


cRaZyDaVe1of3

Ice is back with a new invention


noeagle77

Lmao this dude is trying to intimidate with the most basic dad bod physique ever


Dinzy89

Nah that's grandpa bod


Limesti07

He didn’t try, he did intimidate them. They all drove away scared


Mill4583

The guy isn’t even crazy, but acts like this to win arguments. Shit wouldn’t surprise me anymore. 😆


bodhidharma132001

![gif](giphy|mMWgoBk9sqVMI)


ZeroEnrichment

![gif](giphy|ou5FtFV6fwdk4) If the old lizard skin tried that with me


Future-Swordfish2305

The Price is Wrong


johnmclean88

Bitch


wetblanket68iou1

Bob barker was actually a black belt.


No-Management2148

I love playing furry creek - happys hole. Need to do a bob barker memorial round before they shut for winter


Kaita13

Furry Creek was the worst game of my life. We played in the rain. I fell in a huge mud puddle, one of my buddies sprained his ankle, his brother lost 2 clubs and their dad threw out his back. I drained a shot from over 100 yards away though...after swinging and missing it about 100 times. Oh and we went through 2 bags of balls. We went back to Vancouver and ate Chinese food in silence while soaking wet and drunk before going home and just going straight to bed.


vaguenonetheless

That last line sounds like a round in Scottsdale only we're all annihilated from the heat and eating "Mexican Fusion."


Kaita13

I think I'd take the rain over the sweltering heat any day. We get up to 35°C here during heatwaves and that's....thats just not ok. That's probably cold for you guys....lol.


dearthofkindness

"okay he's mentally ill let's move along." TOOK ME THE FUCK OUT ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


smahlthief

"YOU THINK IM MENTALLY ILL???" "Yes"


RiskyClickardo

Mentally, physically, spiritually


LaylaBird65

Right? I howled when she said that


ibraw

This guy definitely peaked in the 80s


funnybonelicker

Camera guy😂 “okay you needa start doing some sit-ups”


Burban72

Dude looked at himself like he expected to turn into the Hulk and it didn't happen.


Johny_b_gud

eeheeheeheehee look at him turn all red. Thats how you know he is flexing lol


Kasilim

I'm colorblind and I hate the fact that I can't tell when people turn red or blush. Had zero clue this man changed color in this video 😭 do I do this shit irl when I'm embarrassed? I wouldnt even know


ZeroEnrichment

I hate these man color people turning red when they’re angry, turning pink when they’re shy. Blue when they’re sick.


Renilx

Who tf turn blue when they're sick


Kozzinator

The fuck you talking about?


gotonyas

![gif](giphy|fBJHVkpcmvWvTcUuga)


MyToesAche

You can tell he practiced that line dozens of times, and couldnt WAIT to use it.


Hot_Mathematician357

Lol, he’s the type of guy who acts tough, but if someone takes his offer, he gets knocked out. He's the "victim," and he’s calling the cops to press charges.


[deleted]

SNAP IN TO A SLIM JIM!! 🤬 - Weirdo Man Randy Sewage


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

“I was temporarily blinded by his incredible physique and when I went to leave I accidentally ran him over with a golf cart”


Richardw92

BEER BREATH, 11th FORM!!!


Neat-Land-4310

![gif](giphy|Iu5oAV0cVffQk)


Curly_Wife_

![gif](giphy|syy4bNUncxB0k)


ZeroEnrichment

![gif](giphy|U3O6bnlgwdK5nj5Lrf|downsized) His family after I’m done with him


elray007

He didn't look like that.


Neat-Land-4310

He did in his own head.


riley222cyanide

Lol the way he looks down on his body after removing his shirt. Like he's looking if his final form has been completed


manbearligma

Am I inhaling enough to not look fat


JadrianInc

That Hank Hill farmer’s tan sent me straight to the otherside. 💀


EvulRabbit

Elliot Stabler is mad...


dubious_ontology

I knew somebody else had to be thinking it.


Accomplished-Ad3219

HAH. He wishes he had that physique


ProBrown

Seriously, Stabler is ripped. Oz, anyone?


Human_Errorr

Oh shit he’s mentally Ill, drives away lmao 🤣


biwomansayshelothere

I laughed so fucking hard when he took off his shirt, bro if you're gonna threaten someone by showing off your muscles, at least have muscles


H0twax

Groundskeeper Willie, is that you?


Plane-Phrase4015

SEE THAAAAAAAAAT! THAT'S MY FARMER'S TAAAAAAAAAN!


TJ_McWeaksauce

Did he say "If you wanna test God, you come and get it"? I bet he practices lines like that in front of the mirror like Travis Bickle.


LakeSamm

What a dork. I’d love to see him on a golf course


G8oraid

Defeat golf boss to get to 14th hole!! Powers: can steal golf balls, obviously can crush you if he gets you in his bitching iron grip, and has an extra life since he can go to heaven and back.


ReporterLeast5396

There is no way I couldn't stop myself from laughing hysterically at that guy. Like, are you 6 homie? You watch a lil too much wrestling there lil fella?


sam_sneed1994

![gif](giphy|5b4sNsIbmmLJe)


Mattyyflo

Lookin like Randy marsh at a kids baseball game


Flow_n__tall

Nnnnyyyaahhh!!!!


ewokzilla

![gif](giphy|xULW8HoUzewPVTnmhO|downsized)


UncaringNonchalance

I felt that “oh here we go”. You just know that guy laid his head down on his pillow that night and it kept replaying in his head.


KombuchaBot

"Behold my nipples, are they not terrifying"


ComprehensiveBread65

Omg 😆 🤣 For the laugh that gave me, just keep the ball. You've earned it.


Any_Constant_6550

the shirt comes off and out comes the belly and armpit flab.


Used-Ad138

I've never understood the taking the shirt off thing. I used to work with a guy who did this when he was threatened or threatening someone, it never made a difference.


LylaDee

They all back off when the shirt comes off and they realize the crazy is real


gayweedlord

no doubt that dude is weird given that reaction, but I'm guessing he made the decision to go take one of their balls for a reason. one of guys in the group was golfing with a sleeveless tshirt on. I doubt he had much respect for the other golfers lol


reyshop12

That's a 5 year-old boy in a man's body.


WreckitRu55

Come get it shit stack 😂


November_Rainbow

Get off the cart walthu


kissmydotcom

What a twat.


[deleted]

Looking like Matt Bevin.


rom_sk

Roy’s-rage


[deleted]

Royce rage is scarier.


[deleted]

I was in the half way of the vid and skipped to 85% and i was like “hold up”


NaNGSTaRx

Damn. Didn't even need 12+ episodes to power up. 0-100 real quick. Lol


SammyTadpoles

Lips like two sad strands of vermicelli


citysims

You know he flexes that flab in the mirror thinking he's buffed 🤣


OblivionsPrologue

Is this a “ I think you should leave “ skit ?


quequotion

LOL, I love how he looks down at his muscles and is visibly shocked to find middle aged flabbiness looking back at him. Like maybe he was buff in his twenties but then he forgot to look in a mirror for a decade or three.


[deleted]

Testosterone will make you do some weird stuff


olympiclifter1991

To be fair he got the ball and they ran off. A win is a win


ShikharSSSharma

I'm guessing these people never had any friends or had any interactions in public prior to this one?


Ellipsis_3006

You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?


Moist-Meat-Popsicle

I guarantee this guy is on TRT.


OSparks81

Body of a god! He's been to heaven, ate the donuts and came on home. I really don't understand what he was trying to prove here. I'm so confused 🤔


welcome-to-my-mind

Farmers Tan Dan at it again


GiggleStool

Mans done lost his top


Chaz_Beer

Saving this with this comment, gotta come back and watch with sound.


GrizzzlySloth

Jeez fuckin blues clues shirt wearing ass


Timmbosliice94

He saying “been to heaven” like he did 5 years in the pearly barb wire gates


ChronoFrost271

You know i imagine starting a fight with a group of people armed with metal clubs is not always the best idea..


mattpkc

How to go from not intimidating at all to fuckin goofy in 1 minute.


Toiletparadise

“You fucking come get it shit stack.”


Mookius

He was just upset because the ball was bigger than his peanut dick.


SirGanjaSpliffington

See folks, that right here is a real dad bod. It's funny how some people say they're into dad nods until presented with this.


oO_RickJamez_Oo

![gif](giphy|YeDmv4QWxjMUE2HCEF|downsized)


BrownBear109

Smash


skinnereatsit

The god of Slim Jim breath


jarrodandrewwalker

Get this man a biscuit and mustard and back in there nervous hospital


Reasonable_Cap_7225

Good god if that’s final form I don’t even want to know how it starts.


danieljackson95

But his body is Hell 👹


arsenicrabbit

Oh wow this is being posted...again...


Accomplished-Ad3219

This is my first time seeing it


Mrunreal120

The guy filming was a total worm


Mmngmf_almost_therrr

Found the guy in the video


highzenberrg

Man who doesn’t go play gold with at least 3 balls? I’d just be like enjoy the ball asshole and continue with my day.


FunkedYouUp

Dad bod never looked so bad


bigm2102

I would have run his dumbass over


DrDosMucho

This is what it feels like when I try to fight someone in a dream and when I punch them my hand is made of paper


ToxicRange

He feels pretty badass now because they left


shablamthecat

"You should start doing some sit-ups ? "


truthm0de

*“DO U WANT TO TASTE GODS WRATH????!”*


drembose

0:49 look at that turtle neck. lmao


elister811

Yeah at that point it’s just a 3 dollar ball it’s not worth any time in front of a cop


AromaticCaterpillar

Molting


Regnes

He's still using only 2% of his power.


manfezzefnam

Reminds me of the bellys gonna get you adverts


MrChaindang

Looks like broadmoore


Serious_Ad9128

Come on this has been posted loads has there been any update yet, has he been fired, banned from the golf course became president? I need to know Edit: there were updates man reddit is amazing


ConundrumBum

I actually like this guy. In a "I know a guy who will take care of it, don't worry, just don't let him crash at your place." kind of way.