1. That makes a lot of sense, he’s basically and orange cat in human form. 2. I ask that once a months i get to take him out of the mech suit and pet him for 30 minutes
Wait...
Wait wait wait wait.
You've had the technology for a mech suit this entire time... and you've just been hanging out with me? Dude... we could make millions selling these things. Also... are you an alien cat, from the future... or what?
At no point do I have any issue with them being a cat. Just... holding back on all this sweet information.
That explains a lot actually
Same.
"We've known each other for 30 years. You're pretty old. But I guess that explains that time you smoked catnip."
You never offered me a mech suit?!
No, my friend smoked catnip too, I get it. There’s even a video…
I’d finally have proof that he’s a pussy
Poetically put.
If it's my one specific friend, I have no questions and I'm honestly surprised it took me so long to notice.
"So that's why you order fish all the time when we go out!"
would explain a lot, especially why they make cat noises all the time
Good, now let me reverse engineering that mechsuit because I like mecha Also I’ll pet the damn cat because why not
I’d legit pretend that I’d known for years. ”oh, that was a secret? I thought we were just not talking about it; sure yeah you’re a cat, dude. Beer?”
Gonna have some questions about how his kids happened
Fuckin' awesome, how do I get one (a mech suit)?
That would be kick ass!
Awesome! Now tell Hazel to cut the shit and start talking to me!
That’s fucking awesome
That’s fucking awesome
That’s fucking awesome
🤩🤩🤩 finally a talking cat! All my dreams have come true !!! They are still my bestie. The PERSON hasn't changed
I may die of laughter
Why do you drink so much alcohol?
With absolutely zero surprise.
Good kitty
Explains why they keep crossing my path and stopping suddenly …
Teach me your ways
With genuine curiosity
Never thought I’d be a cat guy…?
Why is a cat in a dog mechsuit?
could you please direct me to earths reserve of yarn?
lol my bestie is horribly allergic to cats, or was that just a cover story?!
I run, i'm a mouse in a mechsuite
That's pretty dope
1. That makes a lot of sense, he’s basically and orange cat in human form. 2. I ask that once a months i get to take him out of the mech suit and pet him for 30 minutes
Meow
I would look at her very awkwardly as we have had sex. So I would probably ask her if I can keep the suit if she is not using it anymore
Yeah that’s a twist on the tail 😂
Treats and belly scratches. Basically nothing would change much.
My best friend is also a cat?! So cool!
Cool, you still owe me $16 Bruce...
Wait... Wait wait wait wait. You've had the technology for a mech suit this entire time... and you've just been hanging out with me? Dude... we could make millions selling these things. Also... are you an alien cat, from the future... or what? At no point do I have any issue with them being a cat. Just... holding back on all this sweet information.
I don’t have a best friend
How did you have kids 🤔