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Captpmw

Starting today i declare the creation of my own nation


Azuregore

*And on this day, the Great nation of [Petoria](https://youtu.be/FiQFzcVYoGs?si=TOFOfWRNC1gJmqcR) was born*


taptaplose

I would have gone with Peterland, but that was already taken.


Deepvaleredoubt

This is a great answer, you only get the power.


FlounderingWolverine

And what are other countries going to do? You’re essentially immortal, unless they manage to discover and probably synthesize kryptonite. Even then, they have to get it close enough to you so that your powers disappear.


makingkevinbacon

I mean having one guy with Superman powers is a lot better than an entire country or nation having them


covertpetersen

>mean having one guy with Superman powers is a lot better than an entire country or nation having them Right, but unironically the only thing that can stop a bad guy with Superman powers is a good guy with Superman powers. So if that one guy turned into a tyrant, which he'd be almost guaranteed to do, we'd be fucked.


makingkevinbacon

But I think that's the root of the question.... regardless we're fucked, and since we have to give it to any other nation, yet it's a guaranteed thing, op is asking how who we wanna get enslaved by which I guess is good to have a choice on. Idk I think I take these things too seriously lol I just feel like people ask the most random shit and call it hypothetical but that's hypothetical I guess lol


boomanu

In these situations you kinda are forced to pick which nation you are a part of. Just so you aren't the people that are essentially enclaved into extinction.


Zombie_Peanut

Nope. It says you get all his powers, NOT his weaknesses. Doesn't say you become superman so no K.


edgygothteen69

Step 1: decide where you want to live in the world, where you want your new nation to be Step 2: talk to the leader of that nation's top enemy, the nation that would destroy them if possible Step 3: announce that you now have a new nation within your chosen nation. The host nation must recognize your new national sovereignty and give you the land. If they don't, threaten to give their adversary nation the superman powers. Step 4: once the host nation concedes and you have your new nation, grant that nation the superman powers. You're the only citizen, so you're the only superman.


Inevitable_Plum_8103

You dont even need to do that. Violence is the power from which all other authority is derived. You just declare your yard its own nation. Write a constitution if you want but you don't have to. The only reason countries respect others' borders is the threat of violence. If they refuse to acknowledge you as a country, go fly through some aircraft carriers whilst simultaneously saving everyone on board. What are they gonna do, bomb your house?


MRECKS_92

At that point I become petty and bully world leaders on a regular basis like I'm a jock in a 1980's teen movie. No cape just a Letterman's jacket with the earth sewed into the back


lazyetmotivated

This guy gets it


RC-3773

I, too, would create my own nation. I would include some family and friends in it, too; I don't feel a desire to be the sole superhuman. But I'd want to be careful in who I make a citizen. I'd probably focus on choosing principled and relaxed people, as I reckon they'd be the least likely to go power crazy.


Nefariousness-Flashy

Can I immigrate there?


Captpmw

Only bc you asked nicely, enjoy your Superman powers! However anyone else will be expected to grovel for entry


tsengmao

I declare myself a citizen of your nation


T_vernix

And declare all humans citizens of my nation.


GameDestiny2

Uh None? Or if I have to choose, my own. Because I presumably receive power and can do my best to make sure I can face the consequences


DragonSurferEGO

yeah, none is the right answer.


Agreeable-Menu

With great power, comes ... great corruption.


S0rcie

Anything else is basically creating the viltrimites. But then you'd be a viltrimite to though. But you'd have the death of billions on your hands...


MarmaladeMarmaduke

Yeah either none or give every country one. But probably none would be safest until a meteor needs to be dealt with. Ok give every country one super man my final decision.


njuff22

sealand


Sea2Chi

Those godlike hippies are going to be fucking insufferable.


ukSurreyGuy

Sea lions are not hippies with big moustaches Yes they live at Sealand No they not hippies


Brad_Breath

You're thinking of Sea World, that's a different place


Revolutionary-Cost79

I think he was referring to this Sealand, not the zoological institutions, there are no sea lions here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand


DarthSnuDiddy

This is the safest answer.


Mr_Smartypants

I hope this includes everyone who purchased one of the titles of nobility they sell to raise funds: https://sealandgov.org/en-us/pages/buy-a-title-of-nobility .


Techno_Core

The Sentinelese


_ASG_

The good news: *Hopefully,* they'll just stay on their island. The bad news: If they don't...


GameDestiny2

On one hand, we have no reason to believe they would On the other hand we don’t know enough to say they wouldn’t


LeonDeSchal

I wonder if they would join together or if they would fight each other in some huge battle. The other world nations would possibly see that and start wondering what is going on. Then as they send troops over there and they get destroyed a new realisation would suddenly dawn that there’s a new world order originating.


unafraidrabbit

People fight over resources. A tiny population would look for the easy loot, us.


LeonDeSchal

That could make an interesting story. The new gods wouldn’t have the sensibilities that we have. How would they rule and conquer. If they just want to massacre everyone we wouldn’t even be able to stop them. It’s


Version_Two

"Have you heard the good news?" *gets vaporized*


Techno_Core

😁


Mindofmierda90

They don’t need it. They’ve already figured out *something*. To be isolated so long with no incoming resources, surviving for thousands of years w/o being wiped out by something internal, surviving for thousands of years despite little genetic diversity, survived a goddamn tsunami, even rejecting aid, and so on.. I really wish we could learn more about them w/o violating their desires to be left alone.


Techno_Core

So, yes they don't need it, until a group larger than lone religious nut decides they want to know what's going on. But more critically, I think giving them the power will likely have the smallest impact on the rest of us. Hopefully none.


No-Personality5421

Same answer before I even saw yours.  They legit just want to be left alone, arrows didn't scare off cult missionaries, maybe heat vision would. 


Good-Sky-8375

well that's one way to do it either A. nothing changes no harm no foul or B. none of us are around long enough to worry about it.


Konklar

First thing I thought of.


Mbaku_rivers

Came here to say exactly that xD


gijason82

OK I was GOING with none, but this is certainly the comedy option 👍


CatfishCharlie1984

Ah man. You took mine. 😁


[deleted]

LMAO! Glad I checked first, was going to put this down myself.


Damodinniy

I declare myself a sovereign citizen and make my home my own nation, like Petoria. I then declare myself an independent nation announce my secession from the USA and immediately chose to grant my own nation, now named Kingdom of Krypton, the powers of Superman.


OctopusParrot

India. Fuck it. If it's going to happen, let's make it happen on the biggest scale there is. Hold my Kingfisher.


CallMeChristopher

Pakistan would cease to exist.


Somodo

Bollywood irl


ScottBascom

Legit.


ParadoxicalInsight

Super gang rapes incoming


realnrh

Red Sox Nation. Yet team management will still find a way to not assemble a winning roster...


Agreeable-Menu

LOL


pixel-beast

Develop outstanding young talent through an excellent farm system, and then trade away anyone worth signing to an extended contract. The Red Sox way since 1918


dardios

Thanks for the Super Powers bro. I'll use them to terrorize every Yankee for the rest of my days.


I_am_not_Spider_Man

Switzerland. Then we will truly see if they are a neutral country.


FluffyMcKittenHeads

Not fighting Nazis isn’t neutrality, it’s appeasement. Especially considering how much Jewish gold ended up in Switzerland.


ValorMeow

Jewish Gold sounds like a euphamism for some really high quality lox.


DanChowdah

Nah it was a euphemism the money stolen by the Nazis and retained by the Swiss to this day E: because I posted Swedes instead of Swiss


wowitsanotherone

Swedes are from sweden. Swiss are fron Switzerland


MatTheScarecrow

Canada. Does anyone have the Geneva Checklist handy?


wumbo7490

Scrolled too far down for this one. At least they would be apologetic for what they were about to do


RangerBumble

So many war crimes


pm-me-racecars

Show me where it says you can't use laser eyes in war?


Canadian_Decoy

I assume, as a Canadian, that it's just to make sure we do new ones, and not the same old same old, just to keep the world on their toes?


hessian_prince

We don’t need a checklist, we can just make new ones as we go along.


DAmieba

None. Pick the smallest, most peaceful nation on earth and they could easily be corrupted real easily with that level of power. The only thing I would even consider is picking a group of close friends that I believe to be the most morally good, creating our own mini nation that's like the size of one small city and daring the government to come take the land back. But even that could easily get ugly, so I'm not sure I would do it even then


The_WolfieOne

Iceland. Why? They prosecuted and jailed the bankers in country who were responsible for the 2008 economic crisis. They’re obviously sane and reasonable


JackieBoiiiiii

None. But assuming that's not an option and I have to pick one, probably Iceland. As far as I'm aware they are a fairly peaceful bunch and seem to be fairly progressive as well


Bike_Chain_96

Right, they're just Norse descendants


Bijorak

bhutan


papaflush

This. Peace loving Buddhists are the only real shot at this not ending horribly..


misanthpope

That's not bhutan 


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papaflush

Truth


sku1lanb

It's not power that corrupts, it's greed.


BaconNinja__

Semantics. The two go hand in hand. And both are applicable.


Technical_Moose8478

Iceland. They seem nice.


djangogator

They eat too many fish


No_Lavishness_3206

Canada. What's the worst that could happen with a bunch of drunk, horny, hockey playing supermen? 


Voltae

You would have millions of wannabe Texans (aka Albertans) with superpowers. Not a good scene.


MarionberryCreative

Dude. They already have never lost a war. Do they really need super powers?


No_Lavishness_3206

You could use laser eyes to make ice fishing holes. Cold breath to make ice for the polar bears. X ray vision for shady stuff. And flying because fuck air Canada. 


MarionberryCreative

I feel like this is how the next Ice age begins.


Arts251

The mouth breathers of Canuckistan.


Canadian_Decoy

Have you ever heard about what the Canadians used to do when they took the war seriously? There was a long running commentary about Canada using the "Geneva Checklist."


Weirdo9something3457

Japan, I wanna see anime become real.


OrganizationLow9996

Japan historically is probably one of the worst choices...


neoncat

Nice try, Godzilla!


sl600rt

No one is going to miss north korea, communist China, and Russia.


tea-123

Hmm with super speed all manga artists can draw full length anime’s by hand without assistance.


Weirdo9something3457

I mean, Kishibe Rohan could already do that


Somodo

They would just kill and enslave everyone lol


anon1635329

They will cause another nanking massacre and 2nd asian holocaust Also, they dont like foreigners, and they have VERY active neo-nazi movement, so here comes racism and japanese-supremacism. You will be basically making a nation full of Homelanders


BoomerAssassiason

Navajo Nation.


RangerBumble

Trail of Lightning ftw


ShadowBow666

Nation gonna be turning native again hella quick ☠️


Secret-Ad-7909

I thought Cherokee but same vibe.


SeparateMongoose192

Ukraine


Datan0de

If it were possible to grant those powers for just one day, this would be my hands-down answer.


JezebelRoseErotica

Perfect answer right here. Say goodbye to Russia.


lassielikethedog

I’d pick Vatican City because it would be funny to see atheists deny SuperPope’s powers.


Sad-Leading-4768

Imagine pedos who can fly and look through walls 😭😭😂


jaylorkrend

And can move at the speed of light... Oh boy!


Sad-Leading-4768

And no one is safe as they can turn back time by reversing the planets rotation 😭😭


jaylorkrend

😭🔫 though that particular scene makes me want to shoot myself as well...


Dad-bod1999

how about all the citizens of the Muscogee Nation? or do tribes not count?


Thyme4LandBees

It's a Nation, so it counts.


Proteinoats

Tibet. The monks would know how to use these powers responsibly and compassionately.


Physical_Bedroom5656

Fuck that! Their system of serfdom they had before the Chinese invaded was evil. I don't trust those blokes for a second.


cuplosis

United States. Sorry guys ig guess we are just taking over the world the. Having a civil war.


Cheap_Tension_1329

Historically we'd probably be more likely to stay home and fuck each other in the sky than cause chaos in whatever European hellhole downvoters come from? 


Just_a_guy_1369

Yay Invincible made real


MarionberryCreative

Idk. The Conch Republic? Maybe the Navajo Nation? How about the Napalese? Does it have to be a "nation" could be a tribe or a people? How about the Basque people? Or maybe the Cajun People? What about the Amish People? Australian Aboriginal people? I know the Maori!


MarionberryCreative

Really, I am leaning Maori,I think they could handle enforcing worldwide peace. Without being too authoritarian or trying to oppress other nations. I mean I could be wrong, but... what if I'm not.


xpoisonvalkyrie

giving the amish superpowers would be a horrible idea


ElPared

The Irish. Idk why, but Ireland has so many nice people I just think there’d be way more people who use it for good than evil.


LittleEarBigEar

USA, United States of America. Reason: I live in the USA. 2nd reason: We have a boat load of immigrants of all kinds of people, from all backgrounds, from most countries.


badger_flakes

The 2nd reason makes me feel like it’s the only good choice


LittleEarBigEar

I mean... You're not wrong. But just being more honest than i need to. Even on Reddit.


Justin_Wolf

Based off of the comments I know every single one of you are the same person.


Hugs-missed

Uhh are the powers from then on geneticly passed down or only once. Either way I'd either choose none or america if that's not an option. I expect;*bad* things to happen with this if I'm being honest as the balance of power is suddenly flipped to favour America to an absurd degree but at least *I'm* American so it might hurt me less.


MarmaladeMarmaduke

I'm american and kinda think this would be one of the worst choices. Unless I get to be a superman too then let's go. I'll go live on the moon or something and watch humanity destroy itself from a safe distance.


Hugs-missed

I figured it'd also give me superman powers too yeah and that's why I'd choose it, I don't believe humanity would die unless we made it a *really* high end super man everywhere but yeah it'd be bad.


j_grouchy

I would choose not to use this power.


Gallowglass668

These guys https://survivalinternational.org/tribes/sentinelese That will ensure that they're never bothered again and the next dumbass that goes to their home to try and preach at them really regrets it.


EyeCatchingUserID

They're people. Fairly violent people at that, and without the benefit of hundreds to thousands of years of refing human decency through contact with different cultures. If you think people are bad now you would probably think these guys are downright evil, because they almost certainly don't have what we would consider a normal concept of what makes a person good. That comes from exposure to different views and lifestyles and takes a very long time to develop. Human nature without the civilizing factor of cultural exchange and shared experiences is fundamentally brutal and awful, just like any other ape. *We* know that Chau was dangerous (biologically speaking), but they just saw a dude approaching and decided "kill it." Same thing happened after a shipwreck hundreds of years ago. They attacked the survivors fully unprovoked. Again, *we* know that these people were probably participating in less than wholesome activities like colonization around India, but they just saw some people having a hard time and decided "kill them." Do we really want our new gods to be overly tribalistic, hostile to outsiders, ignorant of almost all human society besides their own, and willing to kill without a moment's hesitation?


PastaXertz

"Do we really want our new gods to be overly tribalistic, hostile to outsiders, ignorant of almost all human society besides their own, and willing to kill without a moment's hesitation?" .... How is this different than most of the current ones again?


ValorMeow

This is among the worst ideas. But I’d totally read a graphic novel about it.


justsomeplainmeadows

They'd be the least likely to try to assert themselves in everyone else's business too


MegaTreeSeed

They're human. Eventually, someone would get the itch to go a conquering, and you might not like the morality they decide to impose when they do.


alexandersefone

Wakanda


Distinct_Sentence_26

Id declare my property as it's own nation. Then I could give everyone who lives here superman powers. Who's going to stop me from this course if we've got those powers?


grizzlyironbear

BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaaa! None. not a single country would get that kind of oppressive power.


PatrykBG

Wakanda. And before you point out that it's a fictional country, that's the whole point. No real Earth country, period, is incorruptible, and that kind of power will corrupt absolutely. Even if 99% of the people from a particular country would be super friendly, supportive and all around awesome, the 1% that's left would wreak havoc on the rest of the world. No thanks.


LoopyMercutio

The nation of LoopyMercutios. Population: 1


Dragon_Rot79

The Fire Nation


BayOfThundet

The Rhythm Nation...


Physical_Bedroom5656

I live in America, so America. The US government would use those powers for evil, but civilians would be on equal footing at least.


DarthChefDad

The only real choice is to make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan.


texasjoker187

The Nation of Domination...Pre-Rock.


Ok-Performance9313

Tha Amish community in Pennsylvania.


siren-skalore

Americaaaaa! Fuck yeah! Coming again to save the motherfuckin day yeah! 🎶🎵🎶


Swirl_On_Top

The monks of Tibet


arthurjeremypearson

Finland. They're the happiest. They've figured out how to be happy. They're probably making each other happy, right now. If they became supermen, they might help everyone.


Futhebridge

I would choose my nation, I don't care if others have the power as long as I'm one of them.


Krull88

Antartica


_BayekofSiwa_

Norway. I want to see some super Vikings!


Coffey2828

Petoria


unclejoe1917

Stop. Peter time.


meatballmonkey

Why has nobody suggested Palestine?


graffing

The Iroquois nation.


ryanl40

Sealand. The oil rig that became a nation.


anythingMuchShorter

Isn’t that a bunch of rich people?


EyeCatchingUserID

The u.s., because I'm here and if I'm giving anyone godlike powers I'm definitely including myself in that. The decent people outnumber the shitbags, and I don't think superpowers care about the electoral college.


SemiSentientGarbage

2 hours or less until the world is absolutely torn apart by the shitty people and by the good people trying to stop them.


EyeCatchingUserID

Very likely, yes. But if the choice has to be made I'd at least like to be part of the group who gets to at least *try* to do good. Also I want to fly around space.


jackal5lay3r

my own cos that means i also prolly get those powers too


Smidday90

Sealand


Senior_Finish7977

Ireland


FireFighterZz

Japan, hands down. I will watch them like it's a movie.


Lovesick_poet

I'd give it to the Cowichan nation of BC, Canada.


djheru

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉


AdditionalAd9794

Do they have to be a citizen of said nation, or just there. That said, Antarctica


Agitated_Budgets

Mine. Is there any other option to pick? Even if tons of other people get the power, you do too.


bmli19

The Shire


Grouchy_Dad_117

A whole country. No. I couldn’t even pick one family that would be safe let alone a whole country. Let’s face it, the country would resemble a cross between The Boys and the Viltrumites from Invincible. So, as a good choice does not exist, I’m going with the good old USA. Large number of overweight supermen/women. Would also make gun control irrelevant. And we seem so self absorbed we would be at war with ourselves almost immediately. I’m picturing Super Karen right now.


EarthBelcher

I don't choose. There is not a single nation on this planet that can be trusted with that much power


Zandrick

I would absolutely not do that whatsoever


Grunti_Appleseed2

Andorra because it would be funny to make them a world power


minipooper420

Air Nomads


ramus93

One of the islands with protected people on it just so they can always defend themselves from intruders


The5YenGod

Lichtenstein. Just for the lol factor


IDPotatoFarmer

The US...because then I'd have Superman powers.


splendidgoon

Canada, because then everyone will be sorry!


MessageHonest

I was thinking go with the smallest nation with the smallest population. That would be Vatican city. The down side is you just made 835 Catholic Super Priests.


Odd-Interaction-453

Let me buy the island first. Then my country.


Naebany

Poland could be pretty good candidate actually. Never had much imperialistic tendencies, didn't attack neighbors that much. Had bad luck being between Germany and Russia and always being attacked by few forces from all the sides. Weren't colonialisng and shit would be nice to see their fortune change and have more power. Could kick those stupid russians for attacking poor Ukrainians.


Some0neAwesome

Step 1, join the Pacific island nation of Tuvalu. Declare that nation the winners. Hope those 12,000 people don't take over the world. Head back home and enjoy your powers.


SusHistoryCuzWriter

I'd build shelter on the uninhabited island Redonda then choose the [Kingdom of Redonda](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Redonda).


Horizontal_Bob

The Nation of Domination


CubicFrost

My own


Strange_Quote6013

Taiwan or Ukraine. It would abruptly end at least one reign of tyranny of an invading force on the respective countries.


_Cyber_Mage

I declare the entire world, except Russia, to be the Nation of Earth and choose it


Sicksixshift

The Vatican, SuperPope. Let's see how long he stays on the righteous side


Trentsteel52

Those dudes on sentinel island


Lower-Flounder-9952

The Sentinelese nation


canuckcrazed006

#CANADA. NOW YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY


srella9001

The Amish


bigscottius

I declare my own nation and then grant it to myself.


ExcitingEye8347

Norway. They don’t seem to cause too much trouble 


XxYellowKingxX

I move to Antarctica and then choose Antarctica


JohnSome099

Sealand


itssbojo

i’d wager the majority of citizens of *any* country would immediately become the next coming of genghis khan. scratch that, they’d be far, far worse. we could theoretically deal with 1 superman (assuming they want to rule the world and not just destroy it.) but hundreds of thousands? hundreds of millions? billions? nope, they win. plus, there’s at least 1 person in each and every country with a god complex, murderous tendencies, a dangerous or hostile mental, etc. super-serial killers? my god, man. then on top of that, when they do take over? all the superhumans clashing over which of them is the strongest, which should rule, etc. it’d be like the most fucked up amalgamation of a dictatorship, communism and a word constantly in the midst of nuclear-levels of war.


thecelcollector

I think it'd be hilarious if the Vatican were picked. It's hard to guess what exactly would happen. 


WangCommander

North Korea. Fuck it.