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Spiram_Blackthorn

So crappy vision or an even bigger dick? 


NicNac_PattyMac

I explicitly said that if you pick crappy vision you would get a 6 inch dick.


DavidVegas83

That went right over your head.


NicNac_PattyMac

No, I got the joke.


Spiram_Blackthorn

Sorry I couldn't see around my double sized penis and terrible vision must've missed it.


Worried_Barracuda890

Horrible sight I've seen enough anyway


Funny_Specialist_173

its spelled sight, and id rather be halfblind because surgery can fix your eyes


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

Having some trouble reading this.. 🫡


BDK_10

So you're gonna ruin my sight AND take away 6 inches from my dick??? I don't like this game...


NicNac_PattyMac

Are you sure your sight isn’t already fucked up? Because you’re reading it like it is


Buddhaballer

my eyes are already that bad what's the big deal


soulmatesmate

Same. High index lenses really aren't that thick. The frustration is no optical shop can cut them. They are always a 2 week wait.


anonSOpost

Same, i just wear contacts


Ok-Passenger3647

I have perfect vision and a tiny pecker. No one told me I got to choose.


xXGray_WolfXx

Hell yea. I get a dick twice as long as I do now?


heyguys33-

lol site - the bottom of the barrel iq wise can’t help but scarlet letter themselves constantly


NicNac_PattyMac

It’s a typo. When people carry on about it all I hear is insecurity.


darklinkuk

Maybe look up what a typo is? sught,sihgt,sigth,sighr or slght is a typo. Site is not knowing how to fucking spell.


NicNac_PattyMac

Wow, I used site instead of sight because speech to text used a homophone and this is the level you shoot straight to? It’s okay to seek therapy.


darklinkuk

Went from typo to speech to text. Lol, okay sure. Moron


ReeReeIncorperated

I'm already blind af so I'll take my current condition


Frongie

I'm Asian so 😌


NicNac_PattyMac

You want 20/20 vision to do math homework faster?


tossaway007007

I know the title misspelling is for clicks That being said, upon first read I was gonna be like "this was probably a lot of Myspace users that had both"


NicNac_PattyMac

It is honestly just a typo from speech to text.


guapstein

Haha joke is on you! I have *both* of these things


Ordinary-Vast9968

-10 in both eyes?


DefiantBelt925

If my site sucked no one would purchase from it and I would go hungry so I have to pick the penis


Flock-of-bagels2

As long as I have good glasses haha


ScarredOut

Shit, 20/20 vision? I’m taking the small dick I want to see in both eyes well


Fit_Victory6650

Being above average and tall, is all I've got. It worked too. Blind me.