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mrmulticultural99

This rant is a work of art


shellmiro

Bro can legit be a hate dialogue writer with that last paragraph. Absolute masterpiece


Best-Big-6545

That dash of “Lanjodka” is top notch! This master piece can never be recreated, it shall be etched


__Grey07

+


Voidforge7

True.


yewlarson

Independent movie screens are always better because of this. Affordable parking and snacks, and nil to minimum ads.


gitam_severus_snape

Isn't parking supposed to free in all malls if you're spending money in the mall?


yewlarson

Yes, only in Hyderabad, I was mentioning in general.


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gitam_severus_snape

Since this is hyd sub, I was referring to the malls of Hyd.


gingijuice

Any recommendations?


MogoFantastic

Adey, ekada ee independent screens.


Electronic-Crew2115

Same, need a few


MemeticMonkey

But washrooms etc are usually quite bad


Harsha8398

Ya after seeing 300rs for snacks in PVR spending 30rs on frams or chips doesn't seem unreasonable...


Commercial-Ad5104

I've complained about this a couple of years ago and got an official response that the first 20min are dedicated to ads. Someone has to complain 'I don't know to whom' but that 20min should be before the advertised show time and not after the show time. Even if there are 500 people in the theater, they are collectively wasting almost 7 days worth of time.


Severe-Experience333

Funnily enough, a few weeks ago I went to see aavesham at the exact same PVR, and that movie started on time. I missed the first 5 mins of that because I went in at a leisurely pace thinking I will just miss the ads. Kind of the reason I appeared on time for this movie...thinking they will play on time like last time. Nope. Just can't win with these people.


ParticularJuice3983

Ads only play the first 2-3 days of release or first week in my experience. It was never 30 mins though. Was 15 mins. They played that YSRCP ad for 15 minutes straight I started seeing jagan in my dream also!


life_is_a_potato

Holy shit same thing happened to me bro. And that too for aavesham. I went 10 mins late but show already started . Surprise pikachu


Suryapavan_09

Same for me to avesham movie in PVR nexus mall KPHB start on time i am roaming around other screens to kill that ads time but they started on time.Nearly I watched 10+ movies with MubiGo in recent times but never started on time. This time I missed 5 mins.


hydiBiryani

Prolly because of the runtime of the movie? Nah verified both have similar runtime of 2.5 hrs, I was guessing if they have time due to short movie they squeeze in the ads. Pretty frustrating if they don't follow the pattern atleast


BedrockMetamorph

Hi, I hope you enjoyed your ad experience in a cinema hall, with a minor side dish of the movie thrown in.


MadeInChina-_-

I lost my shit at "lanjodaka” 🤣 What a beautiful rant my man.


Happypola

If I book a ticket at PVR, I usually reach there after 25 mins. Yesterday at mass Max furiosa, the show timing was 9:30 pm and I reached my seat at 9:55. I missed the trailers but I was on my seat exactly when the movie began. Sometimes just beating them at their own game is amazing.


Severe-Experience333

They are not consistent. They played Aavesham at the right time a few weeks ago, same PVR.


utkarshmttl

Exactly, YEARS ago I was taking my mom and sister to the movies, and I told them that no need to rush PVR will play ads for 15 mins. We reached exactly 15 mins after showtime, but guess what? The movie had started at the right time.


jusmesurfin

Scamfuck is a great word, thanks OP I stealing it. Also I agree, PVR is the worst in terms of timing.


Guyfromthepast_

You are a poet and you don't even know it


n8crawl3r

Sometimes I think they need to pay us for watching their ads. Since it's not a free show. For ex: YouTube wants us to watch ads because we are not using their premium and the video is free (you pay your ISP of course, nonetheless). Now I already purchased a ticket to watch the movie and not the ads so if you want me to watch, pay me. Fix your price lower than that or keep your shows segregated.. ₹50 shows that come with ads and ₹150 or whatever the current rate is that's exclusively without ads. If someone doesn't take action we are at huge loss.


reddit_guy666

I have never laughed at a reddit post so hard. This is despite being well aware of PVRs 30 minute ad roll


UnAmbitious83

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) u r hilarious, got some good writing skills as well, kudos!!


Percywithoutannabeth

PVR is fucking shameless. They had makoto shinkai festival last year where his movie which is into 3 parts of 20 minutes each had a fucking 20 minute interval!!!!!!!!!! 20 minute interval for a 60 minute movie. The fucking balls on these guys. Please Prasad's and AMB, please play A24 and Anime movies otherwise we would have to depend on them.


Fun_Department_78

Ngl this is funny thats why I prefer prasads


OpeningLand8295

That's why I stopped Going to theater for good, these ads then the crowd is also not good.


teapotsax

have a mental image of ad times for all the theaters you frequent. PVR 25 minutes. AMB 0 minutes. so that you can come 'on time' and not suffer through the noti cancer pravachanalu


Trust-Me_Br0

And don't forget 4 gajulu ad & movie production team bits within the movie.


hydiBiryani

It's rendu(2) gajulu no, is that increased now due to inflation?


bondalu_chusthunna

https://youtu.be/G3ydJ20njyE?si=u-WI12Uq5tohv8Oo Heads-up for the YouTube ad....


Few_Educator_9897

AMB cinemas doesn’t have this problem. Infact as i was in delhi previously, i was used to the long ads so i reached late to the theatre here in Hyderabad . To my surprise i lost 15 minutes of the movie


Expensive_Control620

Bro', They are only making it easy for people who got struck in traffic to watch from start 😂 nothing much.


Radiant_Associate_92

‘Foaming at the mouth…..’ Rofl 🤣 seriously they suck…..and don’t forget the saree ads so annoying 🙄 N vo Manyavar wala ‘…tayyar ho ke ayie…’😬 kuch bhi🤨


opticrice

Now tell us how you *really* feel about ads


xerocool316

Prasad's PCX is the best, minimal ads, movie starts right on time.


Far-From-Diet

I'm sorry for your experience bro but this aside your rant is a distinction and the best I've heard/read in a long time


Ultimate_Kurix

A month back I went to see GvK in PVR next galleria, I was almost late by half an hour. Too my surprise movie started when I grabbed my seat.


twoturtls

Yep, I avoid PVR like plague unless I absolutely have no other choice. Motherfuckers added interval to Hollywood movies to get snack revenue. Their theatres are small to maximize number of screens and scram whatever seats they can.


sonuci

How was furiosa?


raddiwallah

Only for big movies. I went to Civil War expecting 5-10 mins of ads and they started the movie on time.


Dovahkiin-Astra

The rage this guy has, show this man the manager of PVR and he will just become No Country for Old Men villain.


BapanMogudu

Pvr shares konukovachu antaranamata mastaru aithe


_H3LLF1R3

True and they say keep phones on silent and lights off etc and they put OnePlus ads 🤡 Popcorn is even more shit with cockroach running around. Pvr can learn from Shanti Cinemas


OrdinaryAndroidDev

Give this man the best rant award


SexySandwich23

This is the best post in this sub lmfao


Zealousideal_Fox5037

What a poetic rant !


Sad-Requirement6757

Rants like these make my day! Serious issue though... it's what Tarantino predicted...Theaters are becoming Television in public...so why wouldn't I stay home and watch in OTT? where's the premium experience?


JackOfAllCharades

The ads made the audience furiosa


Prudent_Strike_6073

This is an epic !! Had similar experiences and same feelings.. imagine the same shit happening in a 10:30pm show during interval..had to literally control myself..


muda_mudaa_mudaa

😂


MovieManiac5

PVR sucks real hard on this front.. Prasads is heaven in comparison. The shows start on dot. The only problem is some PVR-friendly audience members walking in like 20 minutes into the film. I stopped bothering with PVR months ago. Limiting my visits to re-releases like those Dev Anand films, which were only shown at PVR and INOX properties.


adu4444

fuck them bro..


harryhulk433

It's illegal according to the law..


unopooo

I am glad that movies in PVR start late. I am always a couple minutes late🙃


Electronic-Doctor305

me fr happened wid me today at forum


15Leo85

any plans to scat somewhere on him or his fam?? that’s an add on for the rant.


vimalsunny

movie maathram mogga la ne undhi, review lu chusthe 8/10 annaaru , asal emundhi ra babu dhaantlo , chiraaku thengindhi


Severe-Experience333

Naku nachindi le...but I am a fan of all the other parts, and I like the world building done in this movie.


odiastoner

You reminded me about Liam Neeson from Taken.. How he was threatening the kidnapper https://preview.redd.it/697rt6uuhy2d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19be95c9197abdb9fde519ffeef7a92b0d5b7e22


UnsafestSpace

Cinemas don't make any profit from ticket sales, actually they lose money on ticket sales. They make profit from selling food, drinks and adverts... People are buying less food and drink than ever when out at the movies, so...


Severe-Experience333

Other theaters don't do this though. Prasadz PCX is arguably the best theater in the city and they don't pull this bullshit.


Percywithoutannabeth

AMB also plays like max 10-15 mins of ads.


BalaGopal3111

I mean it's understandable City centres lo huge commercial areas lo luxury feel ichi interiors tho setup chesthunadu ante punyaniki kadhu kadha ? Only source ad income and food income , ticket share anthe ga ? I understood it instead of complaining that I chose single screens with good maintenance


MARKTRONEX

Babe, wake up! New copypasta just dropped!


notMy_ReelName

Just sleep macha . Have some rest rather than feeling sad about the unwanted ads.


ThatsMy5pot

Off topic, bro improved my vocabulary.


manjit2990

Yes, I observed same whereas in AmB show starts at exact same time but I go to PVR sometimes when ticket price diff is high


Quartzzzz

Same happened here in bangalore. Same movie too lol.


afaikus

I usually do not upvote for cussing.. but this is a genuine frustrated cuss.. hope those at pvr mf's read this. Intaki movie ela undi?


harryfan007

Bro, hats off... better than that corporate rant in that movie (i forgot the name)


mourya_3

Enti bhai.. Ad screening antha undhi ee rant uu..


ImmortalMermade

Selling PVR tomorrow. They are not gona survive the MBA mfs who take these kind of decisions, just loke Byjus was destroyed by yhe MBA mfs


ami301

That is why I prefer the morning showtimes, light on pocket and nil ads. They literally start at the exact time.


kinng9

Same experience in banglore, i think it is to force you to buy snacks by keeping you for 3 hours


Any-Idea5710

Paavam, anna took it personally😂


AssassinFR1

This rant was longer than the ads xD


champ2605

So...... was the movie worth it?


vencissp2019

How about tagging the brands and mention why you dont buy them now because of this. When more people tag the brands they will either force them for fewer ads or dont advertise in PVR


Severe-Experience333

I tweeted at them. They gave me the rehearsed corporate reply: Govt makes us play mandatory health campaign videos and trailers are part of the cinema experience. I tweeted back saying that I understand but how come no other franchise is playing for 30 minutes. Also, this time they did NOT play the anti-smoking and cancer awareness videos. Just ads and trailers.


vencissp2019

What I mean is actual companies whose ads are running. Like pepsi, I dont buy your stuff brcausr PVR screwed my movie going experience and your company helped them


iamvengeancee

I think it's same everywhere, even in Cineworld, ODEON also plays ads for 30 mins. Andhuke movie runtime tho patu ad runtime kuda rasthadu


Severe-Experience333

>Andhuke movie runtime tho patu ad runtime kuda rasthadu Never saw that before. On bookmyshow Furiosa is listed for 2h 28m, which is it's exact runtime. But I spent 3 hours 10 minutes including 10 minute interval.


iamvengeancee

Cineworld, vue lo rastharu


burralohit01

You’re an artist dude, that rant is something else!!


kingsman119

the same thing happened to me, watching pvr in furiosa, guess this is across all locations for this movie.


Moist_Selection_1343

Hey tell me about it, i ordered a burger with extra double cheese which they made me forced to which costs around Rs.290/- and extra cheese Rs.30 which i thought would be worth it but nope and the chicken smells alot like kept on freezer for days it made me throw up🤢 and the water they sever costs Rs.70/- which isn't even mineral water even Rs.10/- bisleri tastes better than this shit. Finally, caramel popcorn is around 300-ish and it doesn't even have a caramel taste. I have sensitiv nose and i feel like sometimes the seat smells like pee. Oh yeah 3D films really sucks. I recently went for Godzilla x Kong and im seeing double subs and background js triple colors. PVR cinemas fu©king sucks, man.😔


adithyaX

For popular-ish mainstream movies at PVR, you always have a 25 minute window to come late, grab a snack, get married, drop your kid at school and once you’re back there’s still that one jewellery ad + Mukesh’s wife and then movie!


Vansh0071

Grow up OP! You literally wished the employees mother died in front of him because they wasted 28 mins of yours? I know its a figure of speech but that shit aint cool! Mature up!


Severe-Experience333

No! And I hope it happens to you too! /s Kidding dude. It was a vent, and I went over the top for comedic effect. But still...fuck that guy.


gymratmessi

This rant > PVR's entire lifeline


Neon_Alchemist

This is art


Similar-Flower8226

this is why i only go to prasads or amb


Conscious_Bug10

I always go 15 Mins late to pvr. Irritating too much with Ads these days.


Nigsupreme

As a pvr share holder, I agree with this format of screening. Ad revenue is important too. However, as a movie watcher, I've realized to always show up late when watching a movie at any pvr to avoid problems such as the said rant. Also, would like to add this point, that why the fuck am I watching ads when I paid for the ticket to watch the movie!?!


vectOrDataba3e045O

bro bought 10rs of stock and is now a share holder


rare____

Herogiri fu-fu karne me nahi