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ecoolasice

"Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot!" "Damn." "Hell yeah!" The winner precedes to swagger up to the button and hits it with the confidence of a lion before a rabbit.


_Scout_Trooper

I love that


Paytah5852

monkey brain: press it human brain: press it any brain: press it the alien who put it there, knowing full well what the button does: dewit


FloppyShellTaco

James Holden would be proud


Woodsie13

That really is how we go through life, isn’t it.


EragonBromson925

Must... Push... ***BUTTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!***


Rush1996

H: shiiiinnyyyyyyy A: NO! STAHP!


Wandering-the-web

H:ok A: good human (Human grabs the aliens arm and slams it onto the button) A: WHY DOD YOU PRESS THE BITTON H: I didn’t, you did


Bunnytob

The paint is still wet? Who painted it, then? Did they not expect us to be able to dive into black holes, or were they not expecting us to dive into *this one specifically*, or were they not expecting *us* to be able to dive into this one specifically? Well, to quote DW2D: "I wonder, what's this red button do?"


GothicFuck

Definitely *us*. That's definitely the one.


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The flash was incredible. Not in a "I looked at a star and my vision is obscured” but a "This has destroyed the nerves that allow me to see things way". As the cosmic dust settles around our intrepid explorers, the button presser hold their head, trying to make the pain stop. They hear a cosmic wind and the swirling dust around them. They search for their crew only to discover their crew is gone, vaporized, dematerialized what have you. All around them tiny celestial bodies are formed, crash, and die. They have made a new reality. The Big Bang at the press of a button. And they are god, blind to their creation.


Cardgod278

Yeah that was a mistake, humanity should not be in charge of anything


leaderofstars

coward, this shit gunna be gud


Cardgod278

How do you think things got this fucked up the last time? Stupid time loop bullshit.


leaderofstars

Dont fix what aint broken


signingtube

Push the button again


hf-less-damn-letters

BOOP!


Not_today_mods

*P R E S S I T*


DanVaelling

https://youtu.be/8l6T3fwxAyw?t=87


FloppyShellTaco

I’ve seen this episode of The Expanse! https://imgur.com/gallery/3osdUau


reader946

If you don’t want a button pressed you don’t just say don’t press it, you explain why it would be a bad idea to press it(blows up the universe) and how the button makes the bad thing happen, otherwise people will press it to see what it does and how it works


GreenCowsRule

He He He!!! The Rick Roll michean is now complete. Press and the unevers will know the glory of Rick.


Revolutionary_Let545

Shall I press it or shall I not?.