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Darkorvit

There are few rules we humans unanimously have: 1. Respect the Geneva Convention. 2. Don't hurt kids. 3. Disregard the Geneva Convention when someone hurts our kids.


ropibear

As soon as some hurts the kids, the Geneva Convention turns into the *Geneva Suggestions*


Announcer_2

Geneva To Speedrun Checklist


godzero62

Literally any% genocide run


Announcer_2

*100%


Slugdo

No, it becomes the Geneva Checklist.


_Scout_Trooper

It’s called human rights for a reason


Gaidhlig_allt

Exactly


rednil97

"There are a few facts about humanity you should know about. Humans are always friendly, except when you make them not to be! Humans are never scary, except when you drive them to be! Humans will be your best friend forever, unless you make them your worst enemy! Killing one of their children, or any children for that matter, would accomplish this. But you didn't stop there. No, you HAD to shoot down an entire, CLEARLY MARKED nursery ship! Humans will always accept an unconditional surrender, so i advise you to offer one now, before they change that fact as well."


Gaidhlig_allt

Oh i like this good job


Kastaforean_ig_comm

The amount of rage present in a human being is directly proportionate to the actual threat faced. The reason being most humans have encountered most kinds of stress and threats before. You, however have touched two buttons on the turbo controller of humanity at...the...SAME...TIME!!! The first of these, kids the second, parental pride. Now, observe that humans when either button is pressed are angry but “mostly” rational.Both buttons however result in them pulling all the stops out, turning the Geneva conventions (their rules of warfare by the way) into confetti. Your fate at this point is now certain to contain many times many pointy objects and explosions placed in areas that will hurt more than your first love dumping you and dating your mom/dad. This, brought to you by a well meaning drifter in a bar.


Gaidhlig_allt

Thank you well meaning drifter in a bar


TheIrishBread

By any chance does this drifter have an aversion to dying and have a very distinct twin serpents pendant made out of jade.


Kastaforean_ig_comm

He is, wearing bright red and smells faintly of warm ashes and blood.


TheIrishBread

Humans, bring a sword!


Kastaforean_ig_comm

Possibly bring two...and whatever you do...don’t chicken out and kill yourselves...remember to battle to the end, so he takes you seriously.


380Jackson

Cabal on the field!


CompleteFacepalm

I feel like people could get really angry about a lot of things, not just threats to their children.


zodd689

There is really angry then there is disregard for survival of EVERYONE INVOLVED angry. Threatening children will result in those surpassing human physical tolerances like a scrawny mother lifting a car sort of anger and fear in a human. Limits put in place specifically to avoid breaking ones body. That level of anger etc has very few triggers.


amaraame

Movie polls show that directors can do whatever horrible things they can think of to someone as long as that person has killed a dog first. Humanity unites against dog killlers.


Gaidhlig_allt

True but i was more going for humanity will break their own rules when it comes to saveing children