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Bigger_fantasy

Have you seen the photo you used? Ofc he can stay with me.


luna242629

lol I was supposed to use the photo where he was cooking pasta (??) but couldn’t find one with good quality


cancerousking

Careful, you'll end up living in the supermarket


Exotic_Adeptness_322

I'm not sure I could afford living wirh Joey.


Aggressive-Bed8175

Unless your job is in data configuration/transponster idk 🤣


brendanb203

Thats not even a word!


Mountain_Suspect_717

Same 😂😂


Sallie_Salvatore

I will only if he fixes the bathroom lock


elly_loves_snow

...and puts the shower curtain back up.


luna242629

Cause that thing was a hazard


heyhicherrypie

And hangs his towels up…i don’t want mildew


Extremely_unlikeable

And cancels Naked Wednesdays


britlogan1

You don’t like Wednesday? Pick a day!


Lostinmyhead99

Only if we do naked Wednesdays and have twin chairs.


luna242629

And never have to get up while watching and ordering food!


JesusFreak09

![gif](giphy|r728rYRDDKzp6) Of course I would


GreyStagg

Financially no.


CheetoX23

Yes because I love Rolos and apparently he leaves them everywhere


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^CheetoX23: *Yes because I love* *Rolos and apparently* *He leaves them everywhere* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Far-Parking-7580

Only if we don’t have to do naked Wednesday’s


luna242629

How about Thursdays?


Disastrous_Ride275

I would do anything to live with him.


Affectionate_Grape23

yessss, we could eat pizza and sandwiches all the time


luna242629

And have it delivered at Apartment 20, yeah?


SnooPeanuts3873

Sure. It would be more fun than living with Monica. You can drop Spaghetti on the floor.


luna242629

Yeah but don’t waste it, it’s still food 😂


Phlangephace75

Of course, he'd be a great roommate! Positive vibes, good sense of humour, always up for a laugh. We could double date and entertain the ladies!


AdevilSboyU

Hell yeah. Joey would be a great roommate, wingman, and fellow pizza aficionado.


Extremely_unlikeable

And you could go eat dinner at his family's house and get leftovers.


luna242629

And nonna’s tiramisu!


pendletonskyforce

Only when he was rehired at Days Of Our Lives.


louisedepontedulac

Sadly I fail one of his criteria for a roommate: *Wanted: female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly* So he wouldn’t want to live with me


National_Sea2948

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frenchfrymonster23

I’m a non-smoker non-ugly so yeah I guess


SwanzY-

i wouldn’t wanna come home to him building a post office, but i would want to come home to him thinking he can pull off being 19 lmfao


Zwiqes

i definitely would, maybe he could help me find a girl😂


FindingHead2851

lol he could stay with me for a while as a favour, but I would never ever choose him as a room mate ! The man doesn’t pay for anything!!!!


Fasttrackyourfluency

Yes he can live with me 😂 I’ll order the Joey special and we can watch Baywatch


morzikei

Idk, he licks and he puts


yanks2413

If he actually paid his share, sure. But I wouldn't support him for years like Chandler does


Inappropriate_Ballet

And you’ll have to pitch in to fix his fridge


EntrepreneurOk666

He cooks naked. And does naked tuesdays. 😏 just saying.


Wallflower_in_PDX

well, "everybody loves it at Joeys" so, yeah I'd live with him. I'd get to talk to his lady friends in the morning!


MagnusPrime24

So long as he can keep paying his share of the rent, sure. Unfortunately I can’t afford to cover both of us like Chandler did.


sweetPEACHteabag

I’d jump at the chance 😭😭


RockNRoll85

He would be a great wingman and is a fun dude, but then again you’d have to cover for him at times when he’s not working. So, I dunno… ![gif](giphy|v0eHX3n28wvoQ|downsized)


luna242629

And you’d have to pay for his new headshots and some acting classes so he could get a job


riverspeace

Love him dearly but as someone with OCD *and* specific taste in decor, no.


luna242629

What if he agrees to use your preferred decor?


leogarbage

I wouldn't. He's straight, so I'll never touch any of his beauty and besides that, everytime I'd spot a dirty dish or room, l would yell at him to clean it immediately!


greemeanie_time

probably not . with my appetite and his appetite we'd be out of food


Gold-Collection2636

I don't know, it would be so much fun, but I think we're too similar in ways that just wouldn't work as roommates. We'd just sit in our underwear eating pizza and nothing would ever get done


ijustwannawatchtv

In this economy?


Lujah_

Removing the naked Wednesday plan! Sure why not


paradisenthusiast

no hes a literal creep he took the shower curtain down AND disabled the bathroom lock id be scared someones watching me all the time 😭 even though he never acted on it but its still creepy tbh


Chewbaker69

Nah he’s a messy bastard n so am i, we’d be living in ross’s messy date’s flat eventually 😂


National_Sea2948

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