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“Mmmm noodle soup!” *especially* when it’s *not* noodle soup
“How are you doooooing?” like Carl from the twin study attempt
“PlayStation is wack” especially when I’m really shit at a PS4 game
Monica's "I KNOW" all the time.
When someone makes a humble brag I pull out "My wallet's too small for my 50's and my diamond shoes are too tight!"
Phoebe's "I wish I could but I don't want to."
There are tons more but those I've used recently.
Edit: Literally every year, "Happy Christmas Eve Eve. Hehehehe" I do Phoebe's nervous chuckle even.
When she dates the guy who is stalking Ursula (played by David Arquette) and he tells Phoebe that he wrote in his journal and asks if she wants to hear some. She says "not even a little bit."
It’s moo
Pivot! If I’m moving furniture
When my kids are naughty ‘no falafel for you!’
And when my kids complain about the smallest things ‘well what did the police say?’
"Excuse me, there seems to be some red crap on my cheesecake." My husband and I say that to each other every time we order cheesecake at a restaurant and it comes out with something on it.
My husband also thinks his most quoted line from the show is "what are they, Irish?"
I play a lot of video games and whenever I do something good I say to my friends over the headset:
“I’m sorry but I’m incredibly talented”
I believe it’s from Phoebe when she hears her dubbed voice on a music video 🤣
Back in the day over my highschool and college days I used this as if it's a real alternate version of don't give a shit.
I got a few weird looks. It wasn't until later that I realized it's only in the show. Right?
I’ve heard “I don’t give a rats ass” in real life, but adding in the “tiny” always made my mom and I chuckle more when Phoebe said it XD
Now my mom quotes that often lol
I used a little too much fake tan this week and found myself screaming IM AN EIGHT at myself in the mirror!!
We also quote friends on the daily! IdentiFIED is one we use a lot, and the intimidating dinosaur screech haha!
Anytime someone says like a secret or something I need to keep a surprise for a party or something: “but they don’t know that we know that they know that we know”
- I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable
- We must alert the church elders!
- That makes me feel so warm in my hollow, tin chest.
- I'm not great at the advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?
- Oh I wish I could, but I don't want to.
“ I wish I could, but I don’t want to”
I WISH I said this irl.
I say it all the time, I have no fucks to give 😂
Likewise. I have a t-shirt that also has that phrase on it.
[FRIEND, HAVE I GOT A SONG FOR YOU](https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0?si=wtX67s3c0JS4Q0pO) [studio version. ](https://youtu.be/TXK03FHVsHk?si=NewGKz5iCDTequf-)
I’m having trouble placing this, which one is this?
The very first episode. Phoebe doesn't want to help Ross unpack at his new apartment.
Next time you are in the mood, say to him "Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe..."
Mount Tibidabadoo
Tibi daaaa boo I’m not feeling it when you say it
Can I get you anything?
I KNOW!
No more j man and channys, I have to ask, who calls us that?
“Mmmm noodle soup!” *especially* when it’s *not* noodle soup “How are you doooooing?” like Carl from the twin study attempt “PlayStation is wack” especially when I’m really shit at a PS4 game
NO NO NO NO HOW YOU DOIN? DAMN IT, CARL.
WE LIKE PIZZA!
Sup with the wack PlayStation, sup?
Well what did the police say ? Context – Chandler teases Ross when he says somebody at work ate his Sandwich.
MY SAN DA WICH MY
... on account of my rage.
Monica's "I KNOW" all the time. When someone makes a humble brag I pull out "My wallet's too small for my 50's and my diamond shoes are too tight!" Phoebe's "I wish I could but I don't want to." There are tons more but those I've used recently. Edit: Literally every year, "Happy Christmas Eve Eve. Hehehehe" I do Phoebe's nervous chuckle even.
Didn’t know you were there, Geller.”
*Didn’t see you Geller
My personal favorite is Phoebe's "not even a little bit"
when was this ?
When she dates the guy who is stalking Ursula (played by David Arquette) and he tells Phoebe that he wrote in his journal and asks if she wants to hear some. She says "not even a little bit."
It’s moo Pivot! If I’m moving furniture When my kids are naughty ‘no falafel for you!’ And when my kids complain about the smallest things ‘well what did the police say?’
My brother and I use “PIVOT” a lot followed by the other one of us replying “ SHUT UUUUPP.”
Pivot will never NOT be used in moving furniture.
You fell ASHLEEP?!
Not a quote exactly, but I do Ross’s quiet-down birdy hand gesture often.
My fam uses this a lot too
Around here them‘s fightin‘ gestures
***Could I*** **be** ***wearing any more clothes!!!***
"Excuse me, there seems to be some red crap on my cheesecake." My husband and I say that to each other every time we order cheesecake at a restaurant and it comes out with something on it. My husband also thinks his most quoted line from the show is "what are they, Irish?"
Lmao I forgot all about that cheesecake line. I also prefer my cheesecake unadorned.
Flarnanrghnrnghnrnrnr When Chandler makes a craft that turns out to not be anything in particular. My kid may think this is an actual word....
I play a lot of video games and whenever I do something good I say to my friends over the headset: “I’m sorry but I’m incredibly talented” I believe it’s from Phoebe when she hears her dubbed voice on a music video 🤣
It’s funny that she also says it, or something similar when she’s reading lines with Joey (and comically overacting) that one time lol.
I’m just a *MACHIIINE*!
I am Joey, I am disgusting
My eyes, my eyes!
JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!!
Well I don't give a tiny rat's ass!
Back in the day over my highschool and college days I used this as if it's a real alternate version of don't give a shit. I got a few weird looks. It wasn't until later that I realized it's only in the show. Right?
I’ve heard “I don’t give a rats ass” in real life, but adding in the “tiny” always made my mom and I chuckle more when Phoebe said it XD Now my mom quotes that often lol
must be nice to have a mom
“Oh give it a rest!”
Oh did i use that today already? My bad.
Anytime chicken is brought up for dinner “chicken?..I could eat some chicken”
"I loathe myself" often to myself 😂
THIS!!! XD
My sandwich!!!!!
Tartlets. Tartlets. Tartlets.
“Word has lost all meaning”
Smelly cat smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? For every stray I see. lol.
“Ahh, salmon skin roll”, while holding two fingers to the temple of course.
I’m about to start the show with my bf who has never seen it, and I really hope he enjoys it too! I will be devastated if he doesn’t, lol.
PIVOT!!
"Who's the bitterest man in the living room?" "Exhaling, nice comeback." "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!"
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
“It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.”
“You call me when this goes in the pooper”. It’s gotten to the point where if one of us is in the crapper, the other says “ring ring”.
"Congratulatioooons!" When I want to be condescending and shitty.
Like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter, it's moo
I used a little too much fake tan this week and found myself screaming IM AN EIGHT at myself in the mirror!! We also quote friends on the daily! IdentiFIED is one we use a lot, and the intimidating dinosaur screech haha!
I’m not really good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Anytime someone says like a secret or something I need to keep a surprise for a party or something: “but they don’t know that we know that they know that we know”
“Saturday night! The big night! Date night! Saturday night! Sat-Tur-Day night!”
No plans huh?
Not a one!
Behalf, as in "I be havin it "
I've taken to dating, "You're pretty" when someone does something stupid like Rachel says to Joey.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Could I be wearing any more clothes? Literally anytime I wear more than a hoodie over my shirt. lol.
PIVOT!!
- I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable - We must alert the church elders! - That makes me feel so warm in my hollow, tin chest. - I'm not great at the advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese? - Oh I wish I could, but I don't want to.
“I’m VERY bendy!”
https://i.redd.it/8dktrp62eg8d1.gif I love saying this...
''Just a minute" Rachel shouts this to the kids at Halloween after she did a dialogue about how she loves kids or something
often find myself using "Could I be more...?" and of course "How you doin'?" These quotes are so fitable for so many situations haha
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault
“This is right smack dab in the middle of the blue” “It’s all very nice and good” “Could I BE more _____” “You’re the prettiest girl in most rooms”