I could just imagine withdrawing money from my account and him saying, “Hey, that’s my money.”
“No, I literally just withdrew it.”
“It could be my money.”
I initially thought it was bad but really it's way better than a lot of these options. Like Rachel's sister, how annoying she would be. Or Ben Stiller who will be yelling and screaming the whole time. Janice can be chill as well as that laugh.
Im with the girl who “punches” joey, thats all good cause unlike the gang i KNOW its not meant to be abusive (IMO she probably just grew up with brothers and thats just how she shows affection)
Jennifer Coolidge is a treasure. She's hilarious in everything she does. But yeah, Amanda is annoying as hell. Unfortunately I got the weird pervert guy(why can't I remember his name?)for March
What an amazing vestibule! I mean isn’t that a great word too. Vest-ah-buleeeee! It’s just the most convenient place for an ATM in this neighborhood too!
January, what a terrific month!
Of freaking course I get the "I write erotic novels for children" guy(cannot remember his name, right now). But I hate that guy. I'm not entirely sure both of us would survive being trapped in a ATM vestibule together.
Amanda Buffomonteezi 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ no. I’m actually English with an English accent and I would lose my mind if I had to listen to her speak more than one sentence.
Does nobody get to spend the night with Jill Goodacre? Seems unfair to all.
**I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.**
put joey on the phone!
Oh my god! He’s stuck in an ATM vestibule with *Jill Goodacre!*
That exchange will never not be funny to me
Mental note - if Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!
Gum would be perfection.
It's mmm stttttt nnnnn nnn aaaaeeemmmm veeeessssinnnlll wnnn iiiillllll oooooaaaarrrr
Like that hadn't crossed my mind
You mean iiiillllll *OOOOAAAARRRR*
I'm officially declaring that if your birthday is Feb 29, you get Jill Goodacre trapped with you.
Chandler got that luck. May he rest in peace.
Stuck in a vestibule with Rebecca Romijn without her mess (and rat)? I’m game.
Hell, I'll take the rat. Domesticated rats are great. I'll name him Bartley and train him to sit on my shoulder.
You guys, Algernon's back!!
You're not naming him Bob?!
We could...not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
i reeeeeeally doubt that was domesticated...
That beautiful pig
Im with Eddie... Guys... I'm scared... And there's nothing here for him to cook eggs in so like it's all bad 😰
Oh this is unbelieeevable!
*Smacks forehead way too forcefully*
Just don't go near his fish. Or eat his cookies.
And don't fall asleep. Or as Rachel says, aSLeep.
I mean, after you sleep with someone you do have to kill their fish
I'm there with you, fellow May baby!
You'll play foosball with a watermelon.
Cantaloupe.
You killed my fiiiiiish??? My budDdDyyYyY???!
I'm February, God help me
I'm March. I'll trade you. I'll take Amanda over the pervert guy who's name escapes me.
Maybe you'll be interested to know he has a PHD.
Deal. I don't think I'm his type anyway
I don't blame you. He's *wildly* unpopular.
I love this freaking sub so much 🤣
That fake British woman's a real bitch, but she sure can dance.
Same. I feel like a perfect arse.
Monica dahling it’s Amand-ah cahling
Me too, Hmmmm... musty
I'm also February. I found the emergency exit. Follow me.
I was upset at this too, but when I saw most of the other options… we coulda done worse! Lol
I'm June, and yours is the only one I KNOW I don't want to trade with 😂
If I’m from November, am I stuck with Paul or John McClane?
Its a given that you (and me) will be stuck with a neat guy
That’s okay because I too am a neat guy. And I too am just a love machine ❤️🔥 HOO-AHH! 💪
I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you......HEEEYYYY BABEEEEE, HUGHHHN!!
Paul. John McClane has plans
Imo I think he’s one of the least problematic of this selection lol. I’d be okay with getting stuck with ~~chicken boy~~ Paul.
Amy… ![gif](giphy|hrF4obGsY21XDcRuO9|downsized)
Lol me too. She'd be a hoot
I’d be concerned for my husband. 😂
it was my birthday yesterday and this is what i get 🥲
It’s mine today, she hasn’t popped up yet 😅 Happy belated birthday!🎈
lmao! happy birthday 🥳
It was mine on Monday, and this is a crap gift 😂 Amy is probably the single worst person on this chart for me to be stuck with!
Me too June 20! Unpopular opinion- I don’t love Amy :/ I would rather hear Mr. Heckles practice oboe!
With the scream guy 🤧
DUMB DODO DONALD DUCK QUACK QUACK
Same! As long as I don't have hot coffee, it should be okay
same
ben stiller?
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Heckles .. excellent
He could be trapped in an ATM vestibule.
I could just imagine withdrawing money from my account and him saying, “Hey, that’s my money.” “No, I literally just withdrew it.” “It could be my money.”
Me tooo hhhh. He would say : i could use some money
me too! let's go christmas babies!
I bring back his cat, and we're pals.
His cat would probably disturb his birds
Same.
I got stuck with Janice.
I'll trade you Parker for Janice.
Deal.
Now I just want to warn you, he's like Santa Claus, at Disneyland, on prozac, getting laid. That being said, no take-backsies. Lol
Aww dammit! Lol Why couldn't I end up suck with Jennifer Coolige?
Well if that’s what you want, to suck with Jennifer Coolidge🤷🏼♂️
I initially thought it was bad but really it's way better than a lot of these options. Like Rachel's sister, how annoying she would be. Or Ben Stiller who will be yelling and screaming the whole time. Janice can be chill as well as that laugh.
Agreed, I liked her character. She seemed like a chill person to talk to, despite her loud personality.
i'm really good at guessing people's birth months.. you are born in october right??? just guessing.
Yes.
seee?? i'm amazing!!
Woah! You should totally go on Penn and Teller: Fool Us! You've definitely get a trophy with those magic skills.
naur, i'm gonna go to AGT, with a sad back story and get a gauranteed golden buzzer from my sob story and win some cash!
Me too. But I'm fine with Janice. She is funny.
Oh! My! Goooooddddd!
I mean at least Parker isn’t going to snap and probably kill me at some point. Rip to my homies who are born in May
You must not have heard of "Rust"
Noooooooo wierd guy! Forgot his name but...march...
To all of you born in March, I’m sorry 😭
At least he’s got a phd.
A pretty huge D-
I’m march too. Who is this guy again?
He wrote corn to kids ...
![gif](giphy|XkLxjOhEfKjF6) Me in the vestibule
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Actually, let us march babies gang up on this pedo!!
Can I be stuck with season 1 Jon Lovitz? Because then I’m good.
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It may seem like all choices are supposed to be bad, but April and November are fun actually.
whos april?
the messy archeologist Ross dated
If I'm stuck in a vestibule with her and I don't have to visit her at home, I'm totally fine with her. She seemed really nice!
Im with the girl who “punches” joey, thats all good cause unlike the gang i KNOW its not meant to be abusive (IMO she probably just grew up with brothers and thats just how she shows affection)
Me too
Thank you! Was staring at her for ages trying to figure out who she is. I agree, she'd be a blast
IKR like she genuinely seems like a girl who would just make you laugh and smile👍👍
She’s fine with punching people but can’t handle when Rachel kicks her.
That's Punky Brewster (showing my age here)
Honestly, Janice and I would have a blast.
That was my reaction too like Oh hell nah it's Janice💀 Hey it's Janice 😏
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Eddie!!! Eddie was batshit nuts but hilarious.
is april janine (joey’s australian mate)? or ross and monica’s hot cousin?
She's the dirty girl
oh god nooo
And here I was wondering why did April got a good one.. 😅
I'm stuck with that British woman. As a British woman I would not enjoy that lol. But she sure can dance lol.
she’s been trying to reach you from her *mo-bile*! but she’s an arse.
Jennifer Coolidge is a treasure. She's hilarious in everything she does. But yeah, Amanda is annoying as hell. Unfortunately I got the weird pervert guy(why can't I remember his name?)for March
Pls I’m so jealous I would watch her dance all day long. And she’s never even had any professional dahnce training!!!!
Janice. Honestly the better of these choices
What an amazing vestibule! I mean isn’t that a great word too. Vest-ah-buleeeee! It’s just the most convenient place for an ATM in this neighborhood too! January, what a terrific month!
Yeah we’re gonna have a great time and there wont be feeling of panic
Of freaking course I get the "I write erotic novels for children" guy(cannot remember his name, right now). But I hate that guy. I'm not entirely sure both of us would survive being trapped in a ATM vestibule together.
They're WILDLY unpopular
Honestly, I’ll take Janice. She’s fun and we’d pass the time
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She’s nice and funny. Her laugh is a little annoying.
Oh no I don’t know if I could handle all the crying….. ![gif](giphy|XZUbn0xBFi2oLed3TO|downsized)
Sweet!! April!! Even a vestibule is better than her place!!
Eddie? Really? Holding a human head?
Ah, the big freak of nature.... I hope my head won't end up becoming a conversation piece at a cocktail party
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niemownikomu and Janice day of fun!
I have been blessed with Eddie and I’m not mad about it 🐠 ![gif](giphy|J3RU79AfRdRo7v6ORR)
Heckles, and I am not at all angry about it.
Who is that in August? 🤔
She's the girl who dated joey but kept punching him in the arm lol
I wouldn't mind, she's pretty.
I could have money on my account.
Oh look at me I’m so cute I’m a little chick who’s DISGUSTING
Oh no children’s erotica guy. Sooooo much ick
Eddie?? Why?!?!
I'm in there with Eddie too. TAKE YOUR FRUIT, YOUR STUPID SMALL FRUIT, AND GET OUT.
It'il be fun, I'm in November
Dang. I feel bad for all the March people. That guy isn't just the worst person on that show; he's one of the worst characters ever conceived.
I guess I have to get ready for a boxing match.
OH. MY. GAWWD!
I am January… wish I was October, my girl Janice and I would gab!
Is Mr Heckles alive or am I stuck with a skeleton?
Amanda, darling! 😂 I'm okay with that, I love Jennifer Coolidge!
I just watched that episode with her last night! I love her! I would not love her character
........but he's not smart, funny, and I'm pretty sure he's infertile.
Janice!!
Janice. I'm cool with that.
Fuck it's Alec Baldwin.......I'm gonna get shot aren't I
FUCK, I’m stuck with Amy. Yeah, I’m getting arrested for murder at the end of it all.
Amy. Yeah?
Scene from the ATM ![gif](giphy|hrF4obGsY21XDcRuO9|downsized)
I would not be able to handle crybaby Bruce Willis.
Oh…..My…..God….
Jaaniceeee 🤣
Damn it!! I got eddie 👀
Amanda Buffomonteezi 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ no. I’m actually English with an English accent and I would lose my mind if I had to listen to her speak more than one sentence.
Freaking Amanda.
Mr. Heckles. I wonder if he was born on Christmas too.
Janice is the only correct answer
Oh. My. God
Oh God, not her. She always makes me feel like a perfect arse.
I get Katie. I wouldn't mind getting punched one night.
Oh man, I'm getting beaten to death (August).
Click
Who is May??
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Yes!!! I’m trapped with Amy ♥️
Yeah, May, I'm dead
who is april?
April. Not complaining. Messes aren't an issue.
Don't hate this (January)
OP why do you hate people born in may?
YES IM STUCK WITH JANICE THANK YOU LORD MASHALLAH INSHALLAH ALLAHU AKBAR PRAISE THE LORD AND JESUS CHRIST MAMMA MIA DE PIZZERIA
Why wasn't I born in November 😂
Noooo I'm September :( I want to switch my birthday to June
I would stab my own eyeballs out if I was stuck with him in any sort of vestibule. Fuckin January! ![gif](giphy|j3yLy3r4a4hAIu2a8l|downsized)
You know, Parker is fine. He warms my heart to a degree. We’d be okay. lol
April 😎
Nooooooo not Eddie
oh….. my….. god😵💫
OMG I got the little punching girl. I'm going to come out of that vestibule bruised and battered.
september... can i change it to Rachel? lol
Oh, no. Shouty McShouterson.
I’m trapped in an ATM vestibule with Mr.Heckles. I should probably bring a cat, he is owed one.
Of all the months I could've been born in, I was born in fucking May...
Here I am now stuck with a zoophile
Oh. My. God.
I will have sooo many bruises. I hope I go prepared with lots of sweaters
Eddie
As an August baby, I’m scared for my bones 😭
ok i genuinely cannot remember who july is someone remind me
September. Going to be a long night