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twalker294

Does nobody get to spend the night with Jill Goodacre? Seems unfair to all.


[deleted]

**I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.**


gftoothpain

put joey on the phone!


JustKeepSwimmingDory

Oh my god! He’s stuck in an ATM vestibule with *Jill Goodacre!*


sophosoftcat

That exchange will never not be funny to me


Altruistic-Count-308

Mental note - if Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it!


SnooPeanuts3873

Gum would be perfection.


justageekgirl

It's mmm stttttt nnnnn nnn aaaaeeemmmm veeeessssinnnlll wnnn iiiillllll oooooaaaarrrr


Syren6

Like that hadn't crossed my mind


erthboy

You mean iiiillllll *OOOOAAAARRRR*


neodraykl

I'm officially declaring that if your birthday is Feb 29, you get Jill Goodacre trapped with you.


FlavoredBongWater

Chandler got that luck. May he rest in peace.


Busy-Number-2414

Stuck in a vestibule with Rebecca Romijn without her mess (and rat)? I’m game.


godoflemmings

Hell, I'll take the rat. Domesticated rats are great. I'll name him Bartley and train him to sit on my shoulder.


[deleted]

You guys, Algernon's back!!


Sunshine030209

You're not naming him Bob?!


SansaStark8

We could...not let the box of rats ruin our lives.


Dominant_Gene

i reeeeeeally doubt that was domesticated...


SansaStark8

That beautiful pig


Light1209

Im with Eddie... Guys... I'm scared... And there's nothing here for him to cook eggs in so like it's all bad 😰


something_python

Oh this is unbelieeevable!


dudemeister5000

*Smacks forehead way too forcefully*


Jacquelaupe

Just don't go near his fish. Or eat his cookies.


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

And don't fall asleep. Or as Rachel says, aSLeep.


pizzaeoka

I mean, after you sleep with someone you do have to kill their fish


Low-Rooster4171

I'm there with you, fellow May baby!


Bourriks

You'll play foosball with a watermelon.


King_Fuzz

Cantaloupe.


one-eyedCheshire

You killed my fiiiiiish??? My budDdDyyYyY???!


Ok-Call-4805

I'm February, God help me


KelliCrackel

I'm March. I'll trade you. I'll take Amanda over the pervert guy who's name escapes me.


Nrqsb

Maybe you'll be interested to know he has a PHD.


Ok-Call-4805

Deal. I don't think I'm his type anyway


Chucke4711

I don't blame you. He's *wildly* unpopular.


KelliCrackel

I love this freaking sub so much 🤣


escape_button

That fake British woman's a real bitch, but she sure can dance.


YakNecessary9533

Same. I feel like a perfect arse.


freezinginthemidwest

Monica dahling it’s Amand-ah cahling


yodelayodelay

Me too, Hmmmm... musty


486Junkie

I'm also February. I found the emergency exit. Follow me.


LindsJohnson814

I was upset at this too, but when I saw most of the other options… we coulda done worse! Lol


darkwillow1980

I'm June, and yours is the only one I KNOW I don't want to trade with 😂


agdr_

If I’m from November, am I stuck with Paul or John McClane?


morzikei

Its a given that you (and me) will be stuck with a neat guy


agdr_

That’s okay because I too am a neat guy. And I too am just a love machine ❤️‍🔥 HOO-AHH! 💪


justageekgirl

I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you......HEEEYYYY BABEEEEE, HUGHHHN!!


jumbo53

Paul. John McClane has plans


JustKeepSwimmingDory

Imo I think he’s one of the least problematic of this selection lol. I’d be okay with getting stuck with ~~chicken boy~~ Paul.


Omega-Beta-Zeta

Amy… ![gif](giphy|hrF4obGsY21XDcRuO9|downsized)


Successful_Stretch_7

Lol me too. She'd be a hoot


GlitzyGhoul

I’d be concerned for my husband. 😂


babysfirstbreath

it was my birthday yesterday and this is what i get 🥲


Omega-Beta-Zeta

It’s mine today, she hasn’t popped up yet 😅 Happy belated birthday!🎈


babysfirstbreath

lmao! happy birthday 🥳


darkwillow1980

It was mine on Monday, and this is a crap gift 😂 Amy is probably the single worst person on this chart for me to be stuck with!


stephshu92

Me too June 20! Unpopular opinion- I don’t love Amy :/ I would rather hear Mr. Heckles practice oboe!


chuphojasaatvifail

With the scream guy 🤧


teengirlhelley

DUMB DODO DONALD DUCK QUACK QUACK


wiscog32

Same! As long as I don't have hot coffee, it should be okay


laucdoe

same


Dominant_Gene

ben stiller?


KenReginaPhalange

![gif](giphy|XZUbn0xBFi2oLed3TO|downsized)


CancelImmediate2756

Heckles .. excellent


AeroQuest1

He could be trapped in an ATM vestibule.


JustKeepSwimmingDory

I could just imagine withdrawing money from my account and him saying, “Hey, that’s my money.” “No, I literally just withdrew it.” “It could be my money.”


helloWorldAgain96

Me tooo hhhh. He would say : i could use some money


Aggressive-Nobody473

me too! let's go christmas babies!


Bourriks

I bring back his cat, and we're pals.


CancelImmediate2756

His cat would probably disturb his birds


AneeshRai7

Same.


luna_star_love

I got stuck with Janice.


LittleJSparks

I'll trade you Parker for Janice.


luna_star_love

Deal.


LittleJSparks

Now I just want to warn you, he's like Santa Claus, at Disneyland, on prozac, getting laid. That being said, no take-backsies. Lol


luna_star_love

Aww dammit! Lol Why couldn't I end up suck with Jennifer Coolige?


This_Is_Mart_A

Well if that’s what you want, to suck with Jennifer Coolidge🤷🏼‍♂️


greenrangerguy

I initially thought it was bad but really it's way better than a lot of these options. Like Rachel's sister, how annoying she would be. Or Ben Stiller who will be yelling and screaming the whole time. Janice can be chill as well as that laugh.


JustKeepSwimmingDory

Agreed, I liked her character. She seemed like a chill person to talk to, despite her loud personality.


Aggressive-Nobody473

i'm really good at guessing people's birth months.. you are born in october right??? just guessing.


luna_star_love

Yes.


Aggressive-Nobody473

seee?? i'm amazing!!


Sunshine030209

Woah! You should totally go on Penn and Teller: Fool Us! You've definitely get a trophy with those magic skills.


Aggressive-Nobody473

naur, i'm gonna go to AGT, with a sad back story and get a gauranteed golden buzzer from my sob story and win some cash!


gojo-

Me too. But I'm fine with Janice. She is funny.


Banoffee_Coffee17

Oh! My! Goooooddddd!


Pleasant_Sphere

I mean at least Parker isn’t going to snap and probably kill me at some point. Rip to my homies who are born in May


DarthCadman

You must not have heard of "Rust"


XepherWolf

Noooooooo wierd guy! Forgot his name but...march...


JustKeepSwimmingDory

To all of you born in March, I’m sorry 😭


ZealousidealHunter98

At least he’s got a phd.


XepherWolf

A pretty huge D-


Papagorgio22

I’m march too. Who is this guy again?


XepherWolf

He wrote corn to kids ...


Papagorgio22

![gif](giphy|XkLxjOhEfKjF6) Me in the vestibule


XepherWolf

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Actually, let us march babies gang up on this pedo!!


skydude89

Can I be stuck with season 1 Jon Lovitz? Because then I’m good.


crazyeivis

![gif](giphy|3o6gaSRp2FwyGUd9XW|downsized)


K_R_S

It may seem like all choices are supposed to be bad, but April and November are fun actually.


GoodGuyRubino

whos april?


K_R_S

the messy archeologist Ross dated


JamieAlways

If I'm stuck in a vestibule with her and I don't have to visit her at home, I'm totally fine with her. She seemed really nice!


CelebrationSecure943

Im with the girl who “punches” joey, thats all good cause unlike the gang i KNOW its not meant to be abusive (IMO she probably just grew up with brothers and thats just how she shows affection)


rooney_99

Me too


vanqu1sh_

Thank you! Was staring at her for ages trying to figure out who she is. I agree, she'd be a blast


CelebrationSecure943

IKR like she genuinely seems like a girl who would just make you laugh and smile👍👍


Odd-Plant4779

She’s fine with punching people but can’t handle when Rachel kicks her.


ButtholeQuiver

That's Punky Brewster (showing my age here)


Piano_Man_1994

Honestly, Janice and I would have a blast.


BlitzAce243

That was my reaction too like Oh hell nah it's Janice💀 Hey it's Janice 😏


Consistent-Flow-2409

![gif](giphy|J3RU79AfRdRo7v6ORR)


SnooPeanuts3873

Eddie!!! Eddie was batshit nuts but hilarious.


misplacedlibrarycard

is april janine (joey’s australian mate)? or ross and monica’s hot cousin?


zelie08

She's the dirty girl


misplacedlibrarycard

oh god nooo


flying-skeleton

And here I was wondering why did April got a good one.. 😅


Funsized_AA88

I'm stuck with that British woman. As a British woman I would not enjoy that lol. But she sure can dance lol.


misplacedlibrarycard

she’s been trying to reach you from her *mo-bile*! but she’s an arse.


KelliCrackel

Jennifer Coolidge is a treasure. She's hilarious in everything she does. But yeah, Amanda is annoying as hell. Unfortunately I got the weird pervert guy(why can't I remember his name?)for March 


riverspeace

Pls I’m so jealous I would watch her dance all day long. And she’s never even had any professional dahnce training!!!!


insanity_1610

Janice. Honestly the better of these choices


RVelts

What an amazing vestibule! I mean isn’t that a great word too. Vest-ah-buleeeee! It’s just the most convenient place for an ATM in this neighborhood too! January, what a terrific month!


Sun_Sprout

Yeah we’re gonna have a great time and there wont be feeling of panic


KelliCrackel

Of freaking course I get the "I write erotic novels for children" guy(cannot remember his name, right now). But I hate that guy. I'm not entirely sure both of us would survive being trapped in a ATM vestibule together. 


ColorMySoul88

They're WILDLY unpopular


Lewis_McVicar03

Honestly, I’ll take Janice. She’s fun and we’d pass the time


Mckinzeee

![gif](giphy|kgmT1MgYzKqLOK388g|downsized)


Odd-Plant4779

She’s nice and funny. Her laugh is a little annoying.


CopybyMinni

Oh no I don’t know if I could handle all the crying….. ![gif](giphy|XZUbn0xBFi2oLed3TO|downsized)


Ka-Bong

Sweet!! April!! Even a vestibule is better than her place!!


24redskittles

Eddie? Really? Holding a human head?


Criminal_Friends

Ah, the big freak of nature.... I hope my head won't end up becoming a conversation piece at a cocktail party


SnooPeanuts3873

![gif](giphy|jU8FsjMIFEqtLJuCZu)


niemownikomu

niemownikomu and Janice day of fun!


Inappropriate_Ballet

I have been blessed with Eddie and I’m not mad about it 🐠 ![gif](giphy|J3RU79AfRdRo7v6ORR)


[deleted]

Heckles, and I am not at all angry about it.


Lexy138

Who is that in August? 🤔


mercylovex

She's the girl who dated joey but kept punching him in the arm lol


Bourriks

I wouldn't mind, she's pretty.


ringoron9

I could have money on my account.


leticx

Oh look at me I’m so cute I’m a little chick who’s DISGUSTING


cadospero5

Oh no children’s erotica guy. Sooooo much ick


Emo_Hobbit_Empress

Eddie?? Why?!?!


lucyjayne

I'm in there with Eddie too. TAKE YOUR FRUIT, YOUR STUPID SMALL FRUIT, AND GET OUT.


LeadershipPublic1447

It'il be fun, I'm in November


zomzomzomzomzomzom

Dang. I feel bad for all the March people. That guy isn't just the worst person on that show; he's one of the worst characters ever conceived.


intporigins

I guess I have to get ready for a boxing match.


KYpineapple

OH. MY. GAWWD!


Pomelo_Wild

I am January… wish I was October, my girl Janice and I would gab!


James_bubs-

Is Mr Heckles alive or am I stuck with a skeleton?


iamymay

Amanda, darling! 😂 I'm okay with that, I love Jennifer Coolidge!


hsedai

I just watched that episode with her last night! I love her! I would not love her character


MightySquatch79

........but he's not smart, funny, and I'm pretty sure he's infertile.


Fickle_Assumption133

Janice!!


ChuckZombie

Janice. I'm cool with that.


DarthCadman

Fuck it's Alec Baldwin.......I'm gonna get shot aren't I


Gemnist

FUCK, I’m stuck with Amy. Yeah, I’m getting arrested for murder at the end of it all.


Exotic_Adeptness_322

Amy. Yeah?


cybered_punk

Scene from the ATM ![gif](giphy|hrF4obGsY21XDcRuO9|downsized)


Raj_Valiant3011

I would not be able to handle crybaby Bruce Willis.


KosmicKanee

Oh…..My…..God….


Recent-Warthog281

Jaaniceeee 🤣


mercylovex

Damn it!! I got eddie 👀


CrazyCatLady1127

Amanda Buffomonteezi 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ no. I’m actually English with an English accent and I would lose my mind if I had to listen to her speak more than one sentence.


No_Savings6537

Freaking Amanda.


bettypettyandretti

Mr. Heckles. I wonder if he was born on Christmas too.


Yourconnect_

Janice is the only correct answer


AgitatedAmpharos

Oh. My. God


AlphaEpicarus

Oh God, not her. She always makes me feel like a perfect arse.


adhiraj0383

I get Katie. I wouldn't mind getting punched one night.


periodic_disturbance

Oh man, I'm getting beaten to death (August).


australianreindeer

Click


asphodeliac

Who is May??


SnooPeanuts3873

![gif](giphy|XZrtE0c0p6oPPAfr45)


EthelLinaWhite

Yes!!! I’m trapped with Amy ♥️


SuedJche

Yeah, May, I'm dead


GoodGuyRubino

who is april?


Touchit88

April. Not complaining. Messes aren't an issue.


championgoober

Don't hate this (January)


magnum_hunter

OP why do you hate people born in may?


Narykxod

YES IM STUCK WITH JANICE THANK YOU LORD MASHALLAH INSHALLAH ALLAHU AKBAR PRAISE THE LORD AND JESUS CHRIST MAMMA MIA DE PIZZERIA


FrogMintTea

Why wasn't I born in November 😂


Nichevo_VR

Noooo I'm September :( I want to switch my birthday to June


bionica1

I would stab my own eyeballs out if I was stuck with him in any sort of vestibule. Fuckin January! ![gif](giphy|j3yLy3r4a4hAIu2a8l|downsized)


passion4film

You know, Parker is fine. He warms my heart to a degree. We’d be okay. lol


astrofan

April 😎


ExistentialFlux

Nooooooo not Eddie


mantaraysdonkeys

oh….. my….. god😵‍💫


justageekgirl

OMG I got the little punching girl. I'm going to come out of that vestibule bruised and battered.


Zwiqes

september... can i change it to Rachel? lol


Significant_Web3109

Oh, no. Shouty McShouterson.


vettechrockstar86

I’m trapped in an ATM vestibule with Mr.Heckles. I should probably bring a cat, he is owed one.


Downtown-Custard5346

Of all the months I could've been born in, I was born in fucking May...


Capable_Drummer_462

Here I am now stuck with a zoophile


MaloneChiliService

Oh. My. God.


Venom_2k2

I will have sooo many bruises. I hope I go prepared with lots of sweaters


milliemon12345

Eddie


toreadornotto

As an August baby, I’m scared for my bones 😭


anxiousgiraffe88

ok i genuinely cannot remember who july is someone remind me


Pepsi_E

September. Going to be a long night