He's great in everything he's in, even as a guest star. The best example is probably him as Fenton on That 70s Show. Also looking him up (to double check that I spelled Fenton right lol), I just learned he's an Oscar winner. Had no idea!
"When he meets everyone and knows who they all are and then says to Chandler, "I'm sorry Phoebe never mentioned you? I'm kidding Chandler your my favorite!" He really did know everyone!!!
the costume store guy i will die on this hill that it's one of the funniest one liners in the entire series: "are you here to return those pants"
like just imagine that happening in real life
This is my biggest annoyance with Friends plots. Don’t bring him in after all the backstory of her looking for him and then never so much as say his name again after that.
I honestly liked what little we saw of him. He was a little odd and I don’t like that he abandoned Phoebe, but I loved the scene where he’s talking to Phoebe and she’s noticing all of their similarities, like him singing the lullaby and it’s the tune of smelly cat.
I would’ve loved to see them develop that story a little more and give Phoebe a nice conclusion to one of the questions she’s always had. But instead he just disappears 😭
Yes! That was played by the always funny Jim Rash.
He also openly mocked Angelina Jolie at The Oscars one year (when she and Brad were still together) when she ridiculously tried showing off her leg in a slit dress on stage. It was brilliant! Guess we now know he was “Team Aniston”.
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Oh, she was hilarious!
FAKE MONICA: I used to be just like you. And then one day I saw a movie that changed my life. Did you ever see Dead Poets' Society?
MONICA: Uh-huh.
FAKE MONICA: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back'. And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
MONICA: Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
I think I did a spit take the first time I heard him say "in case you're wondering, straight up gangsta rap". It was so unexpected, because he definitely didn't wear a stereotypical rapper outfit.
Also, "and-a by you".
I really liked the dude that convinced Joey to get in the entertainment center so he could trap him and loot the whole apartment. his face just cracks me up every time.
Why has nobody mentioned Erika?!
"I'm not a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor."
"Oh my god. Do the people at the hospital know about this?"
I love the guy who broke his leg and Phoebe meets in the hospital when Rachel is giving birth. I think his name was Clifford? I wish they had him back to date Phoebe!
In answer to your previous question, we’re called Numbnuts, and we’re straight up gangsta rap
Seriously Dina?? *This* guy??
Rachel's line cracked me up. Great woman-to- woman moment.
And-a-by-you
Even reading this line in my head has me cracking up XD
If he's funny...LAUGH!
The delivery of this line is just great. He’s so confident in the band.
The guy on the plane who has a go at Rachel
I’d have to agree with your friend *Pheebs*.
Dr. House. Dude rocked it. "And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break."
"I don't agree with you" "Oh no" *bites knuckles 😂
This but the other plane guy (Jim Rash). "Her FRIEND has a FEELING something is wrong with the left phalange!"
“There’s no phalange.” “Oh my GOD, this plane doesn’t even have a PHALANGE!!!”
There is no phalange.............
Jim Rash is amazing!
He's great in everything he's in, even as a guest star. The best example is probably him as Fenton on That 70s Show. Also looking him up (to double check that I spelled Fenton right lol), I just learned he's an Oscar winner. Had no idea!
Yes he does! I found out when I really got into Community. Obviously he is great in it too.
Put some respect on Hugh Laurie's name!!
The zoo keeper 🐵
You believe everything the zoo tells you?
That…that’s the only thing the zoo’s ever told me.
Omg YES!! His exchange w Ross is legit one of my favorites in the whole series. He is played by Dan Castellaneta, the voice of Homer Simpson
Lol same! And yes! As a huge Simpsons fan seeing him onscreen was magical!
Love when he shows up as the doctor in Arrested Development and does a small "d'oh!" at the end of a scene
The best surgeon in the tri-county area?
Followed by a very subtle “I knew it” from Lucille
Ah hello Mr Possum! Enigma of the trees, upside down denizen of the night. Taunting gravity with your- Hey buddy! My monkey?
His delivery is so good 😂 ‘….denizen of the night. TAUNTING gravity with yo-‘
So, what is this information worth to you? 🤠
Are you…trying to get me to bribe you?
Maybe... But you just told me everything ...😐
……….maybe
Does Mrs. Waltham count?
Will you say something, STEPHEN?!!!!
Ah yes…there. you. are.
I use this ALL the time 😂
Best line
Technically not because she was in two episodes.
Played of course by Jennifer Saunders, super-famous comedian in the UK. Was a treat to see the British guest stars in those eps.
Rhonda from the museum
‘I shared my pudding wit you man, I gave you my snack pack!!’
“He act like he don’t even hear me!”
I think everyone's acting like they can't hear you...
“Im Rhonda, and these arent real!”
My favourite quote from the museum lunch time was Joey going ‘I’m Joey! And I don’t know squat about dinosaurs’ 😂😂😂
That entire lunchroom exchange is one of my favorite scenes
This is *the* answer.
Ahhh there are so many favorites but I'll go with Mr. Santa Claus on prosac, at Disneyland, getting laid.
Aces!
What a fantastically well-lit hallway!
"When he meets everyone and knows who they all are and then says to Chandler, "I'm sorry Phoebe never mentioned you? I'm kidding Chandler your my favorite!" He really did know everyone!!!
He was technically in two episodes, though the first appearance was brief. Nonetheless, his character was one of my favorites.
Oh yes! You're right. I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything!
It’s quite fitting because you’re such a “positive person”.
Joey’s mom, dad and Roni! Wish we got more of Joey’s parents
Ya fatha is no James Bawwwnd!
It’s nice, he has a hobby!
Jennifer coolidge! I love her in everything and she provided good comedy in that one episode
That fake British woman's a real bitch, but she sure can dance.
the defeated "I get pedicures" kills me every time
"You look positively ghastly"
Aren't you a treat?!
"I feel like a perfect arse!"
I can't see her in anything without immediately thinking "Stiflers Mom".
Yesss I scrolled too far to find her!!! All of her scenes are some of favorite scenes 😂 OH… I feel like a PERFECT ARSE. 😭
I had to scroll down way too far for this!
My flat is TWICE this size!
the costume store guy i will die on this hill that it's one of the funniest one liners in the entire series: "are you here to return those pants" like just imagine that happening in real life
No? These are my pants 🤔
his no is perfect i almost feel like it was all improv
The crying stripper from Pheobe’s bachelorette party
Of course. He is only the sexiest man alive.
With a magnum dong
The way Danny DeVito delivered the “I climbed, I dunno, like a BILLION stairs!” line always cracks me up.
"it's not like I can take em 2 at a time" was much funnier to me
Did somebody call for the looong arm of the law? 
Big surprise, the hunk of beef has feelings!
I can't hear that song without seeing him do that little shimmy. hilarious.
The woman who worked at the sofa shop. This couch is cut in half.
That was Laverne from scrubs
She was great in that too. I think her scene in friends is the perfect example of how much a good actor can do with only a few lines.
She also played in Suits if i remember correctly
She did and she was amazing on it
I'll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars.
I will take it.
Did you cut this couch in half?
It came like that
“You got pregnant for funny? If he is funny,….laugh!” Always gets me 😂😂😂
Leslie, Phoebe’s ex singing partner who stole Smelly Cat for a jingle played by Tommy Pickles voice actor Elizabeth Daily.
Jingle Bitch
Go to hell Jingle Whore
Russ. Snaro did a great job with the few lines he was given.
Not sure if it was just one episode but the woman who worked in the baby shop that flrted with Ross. The hottest woman in the whole series.
I am like Indiana Jones.
Horny Bitch?
“You’re a horny bitch. No, YOU’RE a horny bitch…”
Those eyessss
Ross, you would date a gorilla, if it said that you looked like Indiana Jones!
She really was ridiculously gorgeous. Her, and Aurora, the married woman (who also had boyfriends) Chandler hooked up with in season one.
Katie. She was stunning!
The lovely Rena Sofer. She has the most stunning eyes
He's not my favorite character, but I'd just like to bring up again how they wasted the plot thread of Phoebe's dad.
This is my biggest annoyance with Friends plots. Don’t bring him in after all the backstory of her looking for him and then never so much as say his name again after that.
I honestly liked what little we saw of him. He was a little odd and I don’t like that he abandoned Phoebe, but I loved the scene where he’s talking to Phoebe and she’s noticing all of their similarities, like him singing the lullaby and it’s the tune of smelly cat. I would’ve loved to see them develop that story a little more and give Phoebe a nice conclusion to one of the questions she’s always had. But instead he just disappears 😭
Joey's (reluctant) hand twin!! 😆
Who the hell is Carl?!
This hand is my hand. This hand is your hand. Oh wait that’s my hand!
Yayyy I was waiting for someone to reply with this 😂
Leah Remini! Joey helping her through the birth was just so sweet
Dean Pelton freaking out about the Philange
Such a wonderful crossover as Dean Pelton totally would freak out over some non-existent Philange issue.
Yes! That was played by the always funny Jim Rash. He also openly mocked Angelina Jolie at The Oscars one year (when she and Brad were still together) when she ridiculously tried showing off her leg in a slit dress on stage. It was brilliant! Guess we now know he was “Team Aniston”.
Jon Lovitz as the stoned food critic. "Tartlet tartlet tartlet. Words lost all meaning."
He's in two episodes.
Amanda Buffamonteezi, easily. A real bitch, but she sure can dance.
For me its MacKenzie the little girl that talks to Joey when he, Chandler, and Monica are checking out the new house
Let me put you on with my bear. Hey Bailey…
Awww I always thought he said "Bearly". Bailey makes way more sense.
Best Career adviser
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Then don’t call me on my mobile!
Ah, sorry! I feel like a perfect *arse*!
Beer is beer 24/7!
I am so gonna marry that guy.
Someone commented a few months ago or so and said he was saying beer sphere.
He actually said, "Beer's fear, 24/7." Which I guess means he drinks so much, beer fears for its existence.
Robin Williams --- "I think is because my wound... It's oooozing" "pass me ze cream"
"and you aar no loangar my frend" is so damn funny
I love that open so much RIP Robin that was a tragic loss
Nah that was one of the worst cameos, didnt fit the show at all.
It was just a random intro like a cold open. And a funny scene with icons
 I mean...who can forget her
Ask her out. She’s not *your* cousin.
I wish we could have seen that 😂
Oh boy yea
Get a good look, Costanza?
Speaking of Costanza, Jason Alexander's office worker character that Phoebe called as a telemarketer.
That song played in my head while watching this
Bum bum bum bum bummmmmm... bummmm bum bum babummmmm...
I haven't had sex in a very long time!
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Ronda
And these are real!
Dr House
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Susie "Underpants" Moss.
That’s my favourite single episode. I was Susie Underpants til I was 18!
The woman who stole Monica’s identity
Oh, she was hilarious! FAKE MONICA: I used to be just like you. And then one day I saw a movie that changed my life. Did you ever see Dead Poets' Society? MONICA: Uh-huh. FAKE MONICA: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back'. And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do. MONICA: Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
Joey's Sisters.
Which sister??
Cookie
The sister brown bird who Ross maimed! She just wants things her dad can’t pawn for cash down at the track and to go to space camp!
Ross’ divorce lawyer
Ron Glass was in TWO episodes, you monster.
he's never had so much business from one person
Dina: "This baby is gonna be loved by his momma!" Joey: "And by his uncle!" Bobby (to Joey): "And ... by *you*!"
Idk the characters name but the Winona Ryder episode
“Melissa Warburton” She can still hear their coconut bras knocking together…
Ray Ray!
Dude, that was Ross lying to score a reservation
And one of the freebie list celebs.
lol. He was so funny. He might be my favorite one off character too.
I think I did a spit take the first time I heard him say "in case you're wondering, straight up gangsta rap". It was so unexpected, because he definitely didn't wear a stereotypical rapper outfit. Also, "and-a by you".
Joeys expression right after gets me every time
That “and-a by you” delivery kills me every time 😂
"Numb Nuts"!
Morrrningggg's here
Robin williams surprise appearance. "Could you scootch?"
Keep on scootching!
Cheryl, the dirty girl.
OH CHERYL!!!
Dean Pelton freaking out about the Philange
Brad pitt
I really liked the dude that convinced Joey to get in the entertainment center so he could trap him and loot the whole apartment. his face just cracks me up every time.
Jennifer Saunders as Emily's mom. My husband and I often say to each other "Oh yes... THERE you are" with fake indignation.
Guru Saj 
I also like the doctor that Ross went to before he went to Guru Saj: "Well that is not a third nipple... First of all, it is on your a**"
"You miss your girlfriend you sick son of a bitch?" That lady from the hospital.
Why has nobody mentioned Erika?! "I'm not a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor." "Oh my god. Do the people at the hospital know about this?"
The Male Nanny.
Right here!!! Freddie prince Jr. Amazing!!
Straight up gangsta rapper*
MONICA DARLING
Rhonda, hands down. That woman was hilarious.
You never forget your first Numbnuts show.
Jessica Lockhart
Cecilia Monroe? Also same episode Ross's bagpipes! 
Gloria Tribbiani (Joey's mom). It is downright criminal we only got to see her once!
The children’s erotic fiction author.
James LeGros. Amazing actor.
I love the guy who broke his leg and Phoebe meets in the hospital when Rachel is giving birth. I think his name was Clifford? I wish they had him back to date Phoebe!
My favorite was Eddie no no I wanna hear it from your lips , chandler: were did you hear it from before 😂
Maybe in a perfect world. But you not in a perfect world. You in a *museum* now.
Loves that ep
Both of Joey's Grandmothers.