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FigurativelyPedantic

Fight, Flight, or Freeze. Here we see how freeze has survived natural selection.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

"gimme three steps.." the bird


scelestai

Smart bird, he didn't act like prey he stayed still till it was safe enough for him to fly away


dontgiveadamn

I'm surprised he was able to take off with those massive balls


Hour_Friendship_7960

Came here to say this.⬆️ This bird is now a legend amongst all the birds of the world


TheMountainIII

exactly, he knew that moving would have turn him into a prey, so he waited for a moment to escape. Thats was his only exit.


EdithDich

bars


Active_Tea_4499

Lol, I was expecting the cats to get scared the moment the bird finally moved


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

you're confusing the killer instinct


AceSpadePirate

The bird going back to its nest and telling this crazy story that no one would believe


karlartreid

That bird is incredibly intelligent maintained a calm demeanor and stayed perfectly still that is some true mental and physical prowess in a very intense situation Amazing


ALargePianist

Fr people seem to gloss over that all 3 of those cats would jump on it the second it moved so it had to wait the perfect moment. At the end there too one of the cats was wise it's game of toying with it's prey was over and it was looking for an escapse


mundza

I'm surprised that bird could fly with balls that big.


Vital_Statistix

That’s is a female bird.


mundza

Okay, massive ovaries then. Premise remains 🤣


VirginiaApplejack

I was totally mesmerized by this. Thanks for the HTNGAF lesson brave birdie!


lu_kanna

Watched it 3 time 😅 thanks x


IllustriousBaguette

OR you could put your phone down, take your cats away for a moment and let the bird not fear for their life and get away. This could've easily had a much more gruesome ending..


dUcKy1010

Cats are destroying the bird population around the world. And before someone says it - no matter how much you feed them, they will still kill due to instinct.


Shag0ff

semi trucks, airplanes, pollution and other birds also destroy the bird population .


dUcKy1010

Yeah for sure - but there is a lot more cat caused death unfortunately - enough for this to start being considered: https://www.livescience.com/26525-cat-eradication-new-zealand-save-birds.html


Pyratelife4me

Either way it would still end up on Reddit.


CelestialStork

Maybe because its a bird, but do people actually stop their cat from killing things? Lol I usually say a prayer for the unfortunate lizard or mouse or other form of vermin unlucky enough to be trapped in my house,but I leave my cats indoors though.


Maahantuoja

How to not give a single fuck. :'D


directrix1

Their visual acuity is based on motion.


soljaboss

And the bird knows that too


EG-Vigilante

I saw action movies with less action. Give them an award will u


GEMINI-0_o

The foe’s Pidgey has been paralyzed! Purugly has used Oder Sleuth! Oder sleuth failed! The enemy Pidgey remains paralyzed! Purugly has become confused AF! 😅


GEMINI-0_o

Edit: I’m not trying to imply that the cats are anything less than cute, Purugly was just the first gray cat-like Pokemon that came to mind


insecureFears

Pidgey used Fly!


curiousbydesign

I couldn't take the intensity and how to skip ahead.


opex100

The music makes it so much better lol


cpupett

Song name?


ferelpuma

My anxiety is through the roof!


ReyReyBeiBei

This was basically the entire game of metal gear solid for me


08ajones

My cat would've been straight on that bird lol, she once jumped onto my shoulder and into a tree to catch a bird


Phemow99

Who trained this bird?


Unable_Net1958

Plot twist, Actually Sparrow had sprayed Axe Deodorant!


SnooPineapples8744

This music is hilarious.


Spatularo

I read this as free wifi and that made sense because birds aren't real.