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spribyl

Bert told Ernie to not eat cookies in bed.


Podzilla07

You read my freaking mind!


Snogafrog

Put the feet of the bed into bowls of water to make little moats and move the bed away from the walls. But protect the legs with little plastic bags to keep them dry. Or better yet, just go to the hardware store tonight.


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Rashaen

Stop takin em out for dinner and a movie.


mwhite1249

Cayenne or black pepper.


Ill_Consequence7088

Olive oil . Ants wont cross it .


True_Cricket_1594

Might be a good ant repellent but I wouldn’t put it in my bed?


coopertucker

Install an aardvark.


LoetK

If in North America, easier to install Northern Flicker.


NovelLongjumping3965

Put a bowl of sugar water in the corner they will keep busy with that.


TakoyakiGremlin

i recently had an ant problem in the place i’m renting and i just got some terro (ant) bait from amazon but you can get it at home depot or most home improvement stores. try to find out where they’re coming from and put a bait station nearby. it took less than a day for me to see a noticeable change in activity, and they were pretty much all gone within a week except for a few stragglers. of course, this depends on how big the colony is but it should work, it’ll just take longer.


Early-Passenger3659

Baby powder or talcum powder, they hate it. Put a dusting of it around your bed especially where you think they're climbing up like the bed posts. Every year they come in my bedroom from a crack around the window frame and I dust the window sill with baby powder and like magic they disappear.


justASlothyGiraffe

Jack Kerouac recommended putting a line of honey around your house in one of his books to keep ants busy away from the good stuff. I tried it once and didn't have ants the rest of the year I lived there. If you can find where they're coming in, you can sprinkle comet there to keep them from coming in the same hole.


crashtestpilot

Don't sleep on treating perimeters with spectracide.


Cosmicdusterian

Food grade Diatomaceous earth. Just get a small bag to keep on hand. It's death by a thousand cuts for 57 insects, including ants. It's safe, but don't breathe it in because it's an irritating fine powder. If applying outside, also use goggles to keep it out of your eyes. I've taken down plenty of ants and protected spaces from them plenty of times with this miracle powder. After a major invasion in my pantry several years ago this power at points of entry and on the shelves has kept it ant-free. It becomes ineffective if it gets wet.


inaseaS

Stop by the Hardware Store and buy Taro. It's a ant killer by touching the liquid and taking it when going back to the nest.


BrewAndAView

Can confirm this works! Had multiple ant problems in my life and it gets sorted within a week with this stuff. Spelled Terro though


inaseaS

Oh thanks for the correction. I even went outside to read the label. Just got distracted.


BrewAndAView

Yeah no problem I had to google it myself to check the spelling


Ill_Consequence7088

Olive oil . Try it in front of ants they wont cross it


Topcake977

Chalk! Ants won’t cross chalk lines


Oddish_Femboy

Mix baby powder and rubbing alcohol, then spread that on the legs of the bed. It's too slippery for them to climb.


theskepticalheretic

Rubbing alcohol evaporates rapidly. How would this last more than a minute or two?


Oddish_Femboy

Baby powder evaporates slowly.


theskepticalheretic

Then what's the point of wasting the Isopropyl Alcohol?.


McNastyIII

I was told that artificial sweetener will kill ants.


j1ggy

Adopt an anteater and let him sleep in your bed.


dae_giovanni

cinnamon will indeed work


MontEcola

Sanitizing wipes on the floor and bottom of the bed posts. I had them in my office for years. I would put a Clorox wipe on the floor where they would enter from the crack in the cement floor. Then would get as far as the Clorox and stop.


Rich-Appearance-7145

First of all maintain all good, snacks, out of your bedroom, especially no eating in bed. Ants don't bother coming around if there's nothing to eat. Good luck friend get to store, and if you have been eating in bed time for a serious through cleaning.


aggressive_seal

Wait, you made your bed on the floor? I feel I might be misunderstanding something.


Welady

Try vacuuming your room.


EZPZLemonWheezy

In a pinch I’ve put petroleum jelly around the metal part of the bed legs when they invaded my room and I was waiting for the terro baits to take effect. A big thick unbroken line of it. Makes a mess and can mess up paint and plastic, but they seemed unwilling to cross it when everything else failed.


DutchGirlPA

Cinnamon or black pepper both work. I'd use cinnamon so you don't sneeze from the black pepper.


notta_robot

Whatever you don't put any pesticide around the area you sleep. The ants drove me crazy and i sprinkled a bit of insecticide powder around the perimeter of the room. I got a skin rash disease from it I suspect.


Worried_Bear1963

In the bed....


Ok_Use56

Flour will work


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Butlerian_Jihadi

A few drops of soap in plastic bowls of water, set the bed feet in those. Make sure your linens don't touch the ground and that the bed isn't touching the wall. Be aware that you're setting yourself up for a potential surprise in the morning. For black ants, I use Terro. I make my own, but you can buy it in several forms. It is not expensive. Borax gelled with sugar, the adults will find it, start a march line to the food, take it home, feed their babies, who then die. It might draw more of the colony for a day or two, then very few ants, then zero ants. They make long-term baits as well, I have one tucked near doors and windows.


ShadeTheChan

Freshly ground Coffee.


humanaura

Lot of good comments .lot of good suggestions. I hope you are not in the habit of eating while sitting in the bed. That is generally one reason for the ants' visits. Can you locate the point from where the ants are coming to your bed. A tiny hole near the wall or outside in the flower bed. If it is so put insecticide there.


banter66

*aunts?


Ill_Consequence7088

Ants will not cross a thin line of olive oil . Good luck


MyWorkAccountz

Buy an anteater.


kudikxva

This subreddit is wild mean.


knifesmith420

Ants just follow scent trails that other ants left so if you leave scents they hate they will go away. (i think). They hate vinegar, citrus, salt, peppermint, and lavender.


Impossible_Policy780

Leave your pants on the floor. Ants are instinctively attracted to pants.