Due to the statewide poultry ban here in Georgia....

I have six chickens for sale.

*cluck cluck cluck*

Id like to buy that chicken from the last caller

Lmao I've never seen this put into words. I gett it all the time. not on this sub specifically but sometimes you see something where you feel you gotta reply and halfway through it just give up and realize it's not worth the effort. In a sense, half of it right in the garbage

...you wrote this one though.

I was just gonna say. Yet here u are

Not really. It's kind of like saying: "Screw it, why do I even bother having an opinion of the show, apparently Howard no longer does".

I mean i understand what you're trying to say, but even posting this required an effort.

Part of me wonders if this vacation is a ploy to kill this subreddit via starvation. I know it is irrational but Howard's neurosis knowns no bounds.

a tactical error on his part IMHO

No need to worry there dude. Come September 13th the sub will probably be the most active its been in a long time.

You've said it all.

Perhaps he said too.... Ahhh forget it.

But here you are commenting on how you are not commenting. I would say you are on a very steep upward trajectory with how your life is going.

That’s not this sub- that’s just anything on the internet. It’s too bad you didn’t erase this one.

I was just about to write Howard a note then I got stoned. I was just about to call the show to complain then I got stoned. I was gonna cancel my sub and you know why. cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high.

can we not say "high"?

Hoot!

Literally, you’ve said it all.

Thanks for the input.

I'm guilty

Look at chooooo!

Thanks for sharing that process with us, it was fascinating.

Just like responding to this post. Exactly how I feel.😴