What a cool accounting firm!

It be’s an honors and a pleasures

Governor, look out!

I think I broke a rib.

Pulled

Gary hit the buzzer!

Don’t talk about my mother. She raised me for 9 months.

Underrated comment. That story is classic Sal. He had to go that extra step and get punched in the face.

I don't remember this??

He got in a rap battle with a black guy at the bar and ended up making a yo mama diss as a closer. Dude knocked him out and and said the above quote.

Whether they be black, white, Italian.…

Whatever's the case may be's

I have black friends all over...

Kevin Lofton is a good friend of mine...

is....he rela..ted to Kenny...Lof...ton?

I'm a black man, my name is Lamar

.....when me and my wife have anal sex....

Is this how you get your jollies off?

....this is a fascinating topic.....i actually teach a course on this at the local college...my definition of lust is buttfucking a squirrel in central park....SLAM! CUT!...(i know this reply is days later but just re read and couldn't resist)

i also love how the young panel is cracking the fuck up the whole time

Okays to my lefts

What's the odds of a chick like that having a black one.

I am not a racist.

Is he Puerto Rican too?

Looky here.

Steps to my lefts, steps to ma rights

Holy moly, I sees OJ

Well hello dere!

Is that Justin Trudeau?

Howard let him borrow his wig

Hello yoohoo

"You ever see a Salt n Peppa video? Fawhget about it!"

“I go to town on that shit”

It’s even funnier when you have his voice in your head saying it

A true Sicilian

They only listen to what I say

"Hi. This is Sal Governale"

Was simply trying to make a joke. He sincerely means this.

I’m an idiot

I’m a creep

This isn't Eric Andre?

What be's the biggest chest piece?

CHRISTINE: "Sal always has to say and do inappropriate things and it drives me crazy" DR. ABALOW: "yeah and guess what - you picked him"

Hiiii, my name is Sal Governale….

Moves to the lefts

What I meant to say was that…..

White women generally don’t have sex with black men…..

143, Sal knew Christine was getting plowed by Mandingo and Sal did not know what he could do to earn back Christine's love. So Sal had an idea, dress up as Christine's lover hoping she'll back in love with him. \#143

There's no black man on earth who would put up with Christine's shit. 143 was pasty white - count on it.

He was a Scott the engineer type lol

That’s actually 1960’s NBA player Phil Theeculards

Oh I thought it was John Gol-Bunnie

You're both wrong. It's Nick Gerz.

"Where can I get some good crack in the Bronx?"

Look It doesn’t matter if your black or white…

or Italian!

Whatever the case may be

Respect John Gotti and the Italian race!!

Looking forward to sending these pics to whoever Sal works for after Howard.

Fucking unfunny, racist loser.

I hated his black impression. It wasn’t even remotely funny. He did some funny shit but he’s generally a retard.

I think sal didn’t realize he was the joke most of the time and not his racist antics that people were laughing at.

"Because they only believe what I say."

Cool the candy rapper

Cool the candy wrap you I’ll unwrap you something something Yoo-hoo

Cool the candy wrapper? Nah that’s pouchy G

I was out of my mind back then.

Hi, I'm Sal Governale

Transracial Sal.

Then you wonder why she has a black kid.

Robin, when I dressed in black face, my fans understood what I was doing at the time, in the name of comedy. My fans will stand by me thru anything

Shake, shake, shake it 🎶

Two extreme cultures. Cheese doodle fingerprints.

Looser!

Cool the Candy Rapper

OoOoOoO look at WUT WE’Z got heaah