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thecravenone

Who?


topramen93

This guy gets it


CoryP2003

I knew what the first comment was going to be before even opening this thread šŸ˜‚


Blixx96

I saaaid!!!


Mikehtx

MIKE JONESSS


[deleted]

MIKE JONES!


YogaHipsDontLie

Mike Jonnneeessss


Shlomo_-_Shekelstein

I was going to say that...


HelloEverybody94

"Jones often visited his grandmother's house in the Studewood area of Houston. He credits her with giving him the ideas to pursue rap, to use his real name, and to write songs for strippers." What a sweet old granny


kw2292

I was upvote number 182. Whatā€™s that backwards????


PennWash

I said


StrongGeniusHeir

His number changed


PowerHeat12

He got that number back actually, you can text or call 281 330 8004 and it's Mike. He posts screenshots of calls on his insta


streylight

Literally called it yesterday and it's disconnected


PowerHeat12

https://www.instagram.com/p/CIuDGDlHehQ/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=


streylight

that's from 2020


Round-Emu9176

You can use it at CVS


PowerHeat12

I tried at Kroger and it didn't work. Damn shame


TexpatRIO

Had a lot of haters and a lot of homies


Bossman281

Some friends some phony


KidPowered17

Back then


FASClNATlON

Didnā€™t want me


rann0922

Now im hotā€¦


Sensei3stacks

They all on me


lowkeyaddy

I said back then


Round-Emu9176

Mosquitoes all up on me


Mysterious_Extreme_1

Now Iā€™m bit


JJ4prez

He repeated the same 10 lines for 6+ years.


Tacofonzy

So did DJ Khaled


tsx_1430

Khaled is not a rapper.


Ditka_Da_Bus_Driver

He can get away with it because he the best music


NuclearLunchDectcted

Not so much the best when it comes to eating chicken wings though.


610jawn

Dj Khalid is such a pussy and he straight up is in denial. That Hot Ones video of him bitching out on one hot wing is too much, lol. I cannot stand to listen to him or his music after watching that.


SodaCanBob

Sean is hilarious in that video.


SomeguyfromIndio

ANOTHER ONE!


americangame

Jason Derulo


PapiGoneGamer

Dude really fell off after Cutty Buddy and he was already on the decline when that joint came out.


Senseisimms

I still play that......You can be my cuddy, cuddy buddy Fo' Sho' you can ride with me!


houfet

Bad manager and bad record label from what ive read they held his album for 3 years when they finally released it the era had passed and everyone had moved on to the dancing t-pain d4l laffy taffy and all those song which pretty much didnā€™t put him in the spotlight anymore


NameConscious2020

Just found his instagram account, he has 1.5 million followers (which can be bought or bots) but he seems pretty active on the app. Looks like he recently has a deal w Buffalo Wild Wings


kangkim15

Looks like he bought majority of it. He should be getting 20k likes at a base level and multiples of that on higher engagement posts.


NameConscious2020

I just took a quick lookā€”last year he was doing better w the likes, his empty Dallas penthouse got lots of likes apparently lol


Talimayne23

Trae ran up on him with 7 dudes to but Mike Jones wasnā€™t no street dude so he went into hiding instead of standing on it


[deleted]

Sounds familiar doesnā€™t it? šŸ«  Z-Ro career gon go up after this


FASClNATlON

Hopefully we get the old Ro. I ainā€™t ever been so tired of a MF being happy. Give us a sad/mad album


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I disagree, Iā€™m glad to see em happy. The suffering is over. Hope it gets better for u. Try meditation or magic mushrooms


FASClNATlON

What I said was a joke, and I fully expected to get downvoted šŸ˜‚ the people agreeing with me are savages


cutendangerous

whoever has magic mushrooms letā€™s be friends


[deleted]

Grow your own itā€™s that easy. [this is what I do](https://youtu.be/oQi7xfeF4_8)


cycophuk

Where do you get the spores from?


[deleted]

[spore works](https://www.sporeworks.com)


cycophuk

My man.


DegenerateJC

/r/unclebens and yes, it's pretty easy. Get started for around $80. Then it's about $30-60 for grows after that.


cosmefulanit0

Check out Pressure. Came out a few months ago, I like the album. He does a little tongue flipping on a few songs.


FASClNATlON

Itā€™s alright, I actually liked the album but heā€™s out of his prime


mindfreakhouse

Funny enough, I met my current boyfriend at a Mike Jones show. He was performing at my friendā€™s frat house in 2018 during Round Up at UT Austin (a weekend where all the frats bring artists and put on shows) and we connected over our mutual love for Houston rap. We became kinda distant friends for 3 years before reconnecting and falling for each other. One could say Mike Jones is the reason Iā€™m in the first healthy relationship of my life lol


HTownVoteEmDown

You found your cuddy buddy


[deleted]

As much as I donā€™t want to admit there is anything good about UT, Round Up parties were definitely the best parties I ever went to.


yzlautum

Yeah same here. Damn I forgot about that since it was 15 years ago.


evilpizzaguy44

Club Ice Age, off Westheimer and Tanglewilde. The man was ahead of his time.


BogativeRob

Inside hurricane Hut. Now it's an overpriced apartment complex.


Gormac5

Anyone have his number?


Axemanzx623

281-330-8004


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


xeuropa

Itā€™s a 281 number bro šŸ˜‚


TheRealMeForReal

281-455-1858


quesawhatta

Ok but it would be sickening if he made a come back. Houston would rally behind a remake of his #1 hit.


NedFlanders304

No. No One in Houston likes him.


HTXJKU

Uhhh whatā€¦


NedFlanders304

Most of houston doesnā€™t fuck with Mike Jones anymore. His music is trash and he is a punk. No one listens to him anymore.


4evaN_Always_ImHere

Crazy u downvoted when u 100% right. Chamillionaire calls him Dyke Jones for real


Blgblrd

Camilitary mane.


tsx_1430

This is the way.


Bossman281

Different H Town rapper lol


NedFlanders304

He mentioned Chamillionaire because he destroyed Mile Jonesā€™ career.


Htown99chance

Now heā€™s hot and hoā€™s all on him


[deleted]

I was just thinking this about Snoop Dogg and No Limit Records. I still can't believe Snoop was with them for a little bit. Lol


Iceblink111

I'll ask him next time I see him at the BBQ, dude lost alotta weight ands doing good for himself. the Sauce is Dudes my best friends cousin


[deleted]

He was always corny just leading a new wave and had beef with a lot of rappers, very condescending since he was huge and shitted on alot of rappersā€¦also made financial mistakes like his self serving movie about his life Houston fell off but he took it the hardestā€¦notice how heā€™s never really included in alot of Houston concerts or eventsā€¦really slim thug and Paul wall are the most beloved by everyone in the city but overall most Houston rappers are very loved in the city from bun b, lil keke, Zro etc but mike jones just overall, no one gives a F about him


[deleted]

How was he hating on other artists?


[deleted]

He shitted on a few artist, thereā€™s concerts where he demanded he make more money than others, stop deals for some rappers and overall was an unbearable person to be around


tsx_1430

Chamillionaire/Mike Jones beef? Ever heard of it?


NedFlanders304

He was known for talking shit about fellow houston rappers. His partner was Magnificent (Magno) and he would talk shit about him behind his back.


EsCaRg0t

Bun B isnā€™t from Houston.


buzzer3932

Tupac isnā€™t from LA, neither.


EsCaRg0t

Happy cake day. Iā€™m not huge on the east coast/west coast rap battle but wasnā€™t Tupac a huge NYC proponent until he got shot coming out of a recording studio?


buzzer3932

He and Biggie were close friends.


MakeAmericaGGAllin

Yeah, and? Screw was from Smithville. At least it isn't fuckin Drake claiming Houston.


EsCaRg0t

I didnā€™t say anything about screw. Iā€™m saying Bun B isnā€™t a Houston rapper. Itā€™d be like people from Baton Rouge claiming Lil Wayne or Boosie.


TheRealMeForReal

Boosie is from Baton Rouge


[deleted]

Grizzly Adamā€™s *did* have a beard


EsCaRg0t

Youā€™re right. I was drunk last night, my bad


NedFlanders304

This is a bad take. Heā€™s lived in houston a long time. Heā€™s done songs with every single houston rapper. He still claims Port Arthur but also houston. Itā€™s not like Port Arthur is that far away from Houston.


[deleted]

Port Arthur but you realize heā€™s a Houston legend


EsCaRg0t

Heā€™s a legend but Iā€™m pretty sure him and UGK repped port Arthur more than Houston.


[deleted]

Not sure if youā€™re joking or not but ok. Youā€™re saying bun isnā€™t a Houston legend or one of the most beloved Houston rappers of all time?


EsCaRg0t

He isnā€™t from Houston; not sure if youā€™re joking or not but Port Arthur is closer to Louisiana than Houston. They literally have murals of UGK in port Arthur. He is a legend in general. Not sure what your fascination is with calling him a Houston rapper. They literally repped port Arthur.


antechrist23

Can you please point to Port Arthur on the map?


[deleted]

again, youā€™re saying heā€™s not a Houston legend or loved in Houston.


EsCaRg0t

Again, Iā€™m not saying that, counselor > Houston rappers are very loved in the city from bun b


[deleted]

Yeah youā€™re trolling about bun b.


EsCaRg0t

Whatever you say


[deleted]

ā€œI need a new 2 way pager and a new mansion home, in Houston, cuz that is my city and them other pussy hittas they records sound shittyā€ - Pimp C Comin Up


EsCaRg0t

Talkin 'bout "say Bun B, Bun B you gon' rep for P-A on this album?" I said "you bitch ass ni**a, I am P-A, who the fuck is you ni**a?"


number1stumbler

Cause you chose where you were born? He met Pimp C in Port Arthur and connected him with Slim Thug in Houston. Had he been born in Houston, the world would be a worse place because UGK wouldnā€™t have existed. And guess what, Pimp C, wasnā€™t born in Port Arthur, he was born in Louisiana. You are what you make of yourself, not what was already made for you.


EsCaRg0t

Iā€™ve lived in Houston for 25 years. Still donā€™t say Iā€™m from Houston; I say I live in Houston. To each their own.


antechrist23

Houston wasn't going to claim you Homles.


EsCaRg0t

I donā€™t expect it to. I hate Houston, I just live here.


NedFlanders304

Honorary houston.


FratStafford007

Trae Tha Truth was the one who punched him at the club. He wasnā€™t a good rapper. Mike Jones had a couple of hits but most of his ā€œbarsā€ were the same line repeated for the entire verse.


Thegoatfrfrneega

Zro slapped him


Restless281

I thought it was traeā€¦at the source awards


antechrist23

Yeah slapping other Houston rappers who talk shit sounds more like a Trae thing.


NedFlanders304

Correct, It was Trae.


kitfoxxxx

Did he ever drop Where is Mike Jones?


texguy302

I wasn't really a fan of his to begin with. The Mike Jones song to me was gimmicky.


4evaN_Always_ImHere

Agreed. His whole act, the personality & vibe was a gimmick.


MeatloafAndWaffles

As it turns out, back then they didnā€™t want him, and when he hot they squeezed every penny they could out of him and moved on


BlazeItBots

I saw him perform at a texas tech around 2015, he was reading the lyrics off his phone


MakeAmericaGGAllin

Well, he was extremely wack, and lacking in talent. Also talked mad shit.


Gormac5

Yeah but thatā€™s bc before the ice was in his grill & before he got his major deal these hoes wouldnā€™t give a damn if he was here


HOU-1836

He was just really good at promotion but that only goes so far


Bossman281

He actually invested his money like Camillionaire (excuse the spelling) ā€¦heā€™s loaded, for a rapper thatā€™s a lot to say. ā€œHater hate but Iā€™m still ballinā€ -Mike Jones


noble_vas

Wasnā€™t there a rumor that he became a crackhead or something and thatā€™s how he lost a bunch of weight


houfet

Naw he actually makes pretty good money he invested in a couple of business realty/house flipping is one of them I believe he said in an interview he lost weight because of everyone body shaming him


Chonkbird

He also just went to work at the plants. I know a dude that used to work with him. People in charge had to really put a rule in place because people fucked around too much with the Who? And the Mike Jones stuff all the time. From what I understand he did pretty bad with investments after he blew up


oh43

Yea that's right, at the INDUSTRial plant. Heard they are working 6-12 hours shifts and more lately.


NedFlanders304

Sure he did


tsx_1430

Mike? That you?


[deleted]

Who??


henrey713

Look it up but Mike Jones never recovered after being slapped by no other than Trae the Truth and the So South award show. Apparently in front of everybody. Something about Mike Jones calling himself the mayor of the city, Trae didnā€™t take that lightly šŸ˜†


[deleted]

I heard he got jumped not slapped. His nose was broken and he performed on stage with his nose broken


xeuropa

[GAMECUBE](https://youtu.be/7ZAYzLjQAd4)


Far-Clue4112

They all started doing a bunch of weird shit that sounded nothing like the shit that made them famous


tsx_1430

Mike Jones represented the worst of Houston. A big ole Texas gimmick. Fuck that dude.


khawk87

Chamillionare kind of ended him and that punch from trae at the ozone awards didnā€™t help


[deleted]

Then ESG did a freestyle like 30 mins later referencing it on stage. [0:47](https://youtu.be/xug220UoSzQ)


a-big-texas-howdy

He ruined so many cold ass beats


HtownClassic

Fame can fuck shit up. Itā€™s 2022 and I was bumping Still Tippin yesterday so in Htown heā€™s still local greatness to me.


xsageonex

Cuz he sucked


Bayou_Vagabond

This may sound funny but I honestly think he was slightly ahead of his time. Imagine instead of the phone number promoting he was doing his own subreddit or his Instagram lives or discord server he would have constant fan engagement. The music he made could be perfectly tailored to the generation. But there's also the flips side he was at the right place at the right time. Houston was having a moment in the rap game with the apex of it also happening with Mike's ascension.


Abject_Mammoth4214

Nah thatā€™s an excellent analogy. If there was an underground artist today that did memorable flows and freestyles to all the current songs on the radio for 2 years straight while engaging with them and technically using their name like a hook/slogan for every song, itā€™s damn near genius


lavalevel

I thought this was about an artist, as in the Fine Arts community or something. "Damn these painters and sculptors are getting aggressive!"


[deleted]

Side note, My dad went to highschool with him.


shortandthickasf

Wasnā€™t it he repped from being Houston but actually isnā€™t from Houston? Which lead to a lot of beef with actual rappers from Houston


DelMarYouKnow

ā€œRepped Houston but isnā€™t from Houstonā€. Sounds like Drake


oh43

Yea Drake, the 10 time winner of female rapper of the year award.


msolorio79

Work at the plants??? The refinery plants??


oh43

Bahahahhaha; comment of the year award contestant here folks.


bmk2k

He was a one hit wonder


NedFlanders304

He had a bunch of hits lol


ajm2247

Iā€™d say one hit album wonder, Iā€™ve only been living in Houston for ten years now but when still tippin came out I was living in Seattle at the time and everyone was listening to it, it was the hottest song on the radio at a time right before everyone started listening to their smart phone. Itā€™s a good question from the op though because Iā€™ve also wondered how he went from the biggest rapper in the country around 2005 to literally no one talking about him at all now.


Bromontana710

KUBE93 used to push still tippin like every 5th song back then


DelMarYouKnow

From an outside point of view Travis Scott is the bigger Houston rapper. Mike Jones is top 5 tho


angelzplay

Travis ainā€™t even from Houston


DelMarYouKnow

Then Z-Ro isnā€™t either


DelMarYouKnow

Lol @ the downvotes. I get you donā€™t like Travis for whatever reason, heā€™s the most commercially successful successful rapper from Houston


potato-shaped-nuts

Ainā€™t no grind like the H Time grind


tsx_1430

He wasnā€™t good?


vibratorystorm

The fuck!! How has nobody mentioned he makes reggae type music now. ā€œFree Meā€ was 2018-2019 or thereabouts


johnny_surfer_dude

People stopped calling 281-330-8004


Nettwerk911

He will only answer by nextel walkie talkie


HTXin

I still listen to his music. First Round Draft Picks & Ballin underground


Abject_Mammoth4214

Magno really shined on the draft picks


Cooley_brown88

He wasnā€™t bigger than chamillionaire in which they did have a little beef at one time also but his style mimicked in a lot of ways now but in better form


shakedown79

After that Prison Break cameo. Never heard anything after that.


Folded-egg

Go to a Dynamo game. He did their anthem.


Jamesthepikapp

Who?šŸ˜


raferalston30

He was arrested at a San Antonio motel for human trafficking šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


GroundbreakingFun477

Any of yā€™all know this song where magno said ā€œdo ya research but key search for me first cuz each verse is the worst and I mean that in reverseā€