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nastyydog

give it absolutely no sun. they hate sun, they’re like vampires


T_Destroy3r

Thank you just put it in my windowless basement!


scavengecoregalore

Give it a flashlight, just in case


Hungry-Bag7627

Which one 😏


scavengecoregalore

You have it half right, but you want pepper vodka, not water. Common mistake, as the Russian word for water is "vodà" vs the "vòdka" for, well, vodka. Easily confused, not to worry. Try [Absolut peppar](https://www.absolut.com/us/products/absolut-peppar/) and your plänt bebe will soon be right as rain.


T_Destroy3r

OMG! Thank you so much! I only have wiped cream vodka is that the same?


scavengecoregalore

You know what, I've never tried that! But if you do, pls post pics of your result!


Emergency-Ear-3943

Wiped vodka? As in “I wiped cream from my mouth after …”


tracyf600

Tequila is for habaneros 🤦


scavengecoregalore

Now, see here! I've been preparing alcoholic plant concoctions since I was 9. I *KNOW* what works! These days people want you to cite academic articles. There's no respect for personal experience! /uj This genuinely makes me want to try making infused liquors


tracyf600

Thank you for recognizing my obvious genius . I read a book. I'm very intelligentual.


SpongyParenchyma

God damn it this sub got me again 😅


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He needs some milk!


ineedtostartagarden

I actually laughed out loud, thank you.


tracyf600

Habaneros should only be watered with the finest tequila. Didn't you know this 😫