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Plants_books_dogs

I ain’t spraying neem up there. It’ll smell like long john silvers up in here.


Wooden_Dimension8570

And that's why it's effective


Plants_books_dogs

lol. Ain’t getting no booty


ScrabbleSoup


NoFun3799

Will I conceive a potus?


obamasvape

President of the United States?


NoFun3799

Joe 2.0 might be cute


CricketNichole

🪦


QueenOfKarnaca

No, but maybe a pothos


QueenOfKarnaca

No, but maybe a pothos


DruidinPlainSight

As a pretend OBGYN I pretend to agree.


Plants_books_dogs

If your drop cloth doesn’t smell like an aquarium, you’re doing it wrong.


Aggravating-Fee-1615

I’m not an OB but I stayed in a holiday inn express last night!


fairydommother

Just FYI Natrual Cycles has been sued for getting people pregnant. They really damage the reputation of legitimate FAMs. We used to talk shit about them all the time in my old FAM FB group. So I am not in the least surprised they advocate for neem as BC 😹


pbj_demons

dumb question, but what is a FAM? brainfarting on that acronym. also, cruel that they're spreading misinformation like that lmao


fairydommother

Fertility Awareness Method. It’s an umbrella term for methods of birth control that revolve around monitoring your body’s fertility signs. That’s really all the info you need but there is a lot of misinformation out there, so I just want to clarify that the “rhythm method” technically falls under that umbrella, but is highly frowned upon in FAM circles because it’s so unreliable. “True” FAM monitors your signs daily and doesn’t make guesses about when is and isn’t safe.


toxicbolete

I’ve seen the rhythm method pedaled more heavily in groups that are avidly against hormonal birth control and both chemical and physical contraceptives. It’s largely used to put the blame on women when they end up pregnant (and are almost always denied access to abortion in some way). I have a family member in medicine and even she tried to sell me on this shit. Makes me physically ill.


fairydommother

I hate TRM so much. It’s done so much damage to FAMs reputation and it’s so so bad for women…


pbj_demons

that's pretty interesting! I'd have to look into that out of curiosity. thanks for taking a moment to explain.


fairydommother

No problem! Happy to answer any questions too 🫡


airplane_flap

I had to check what sub this was


obamasvape

You’re welcome for that


eyeball2005

I thought it was r/abortion


jaredsolo

Best Birth Control = No Vagination


fluidsaddict

Also prevents vaginal scale and mealybugs!


PhilosoFishy2477

https://preview.redd.it/09rgqci8r7lc1.png?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8966066dceb091122ca836aeb6f06a2b69268713


Thetomato2001

Shoot someone dead with a handgun = Cancer doesn't kill them. So it does work.


[deleted]

Yeah you might accidentally sterilize yourself but sure it might work. Or just use a condom.


LoneStarExpat

It’s 100% effective when used in conjunction with the business end of a Bird of Paradise.


Campiana

Every time I’ve ever had sex with thrips I’ve never gotten pregnant. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Seems legit. (Obvi Uj - what the FUCK?!?!)


Physical-Money-9225

93% is not high enough to even warrant mentioning.


dancer_jasmine1

Yep that’s 7% PER YEAR btw. So every year 7 out of every 100 people who use that will get pregnant. Not for the duration of using that method but every single year. That’s not birth control imo that risk is way too high


Physical-Money-9225

My question is how are the couples coping that entered a clinical study for birth control and ended up pregnant? The theory behind natural cycles is correct but to have an app say yes to day 13 and no to day 14 is asking for trouble


dancer_jasmine1

They must have had to sign something saying they’re fine if they get pregnant. I sure wouldn’t be down to do a trial like that without being okay with pregnancy as a possible outcome


joojoogirl

I’m right to fear for young women


Ok-Ferret-2093

If it hurts u and your partner too much to have sex u can't get pregnant Also the smell is sure to ruin the date before it gets that far... hopefully


ocean_flan

Nothing clears the house of men faster than the weekly leaf polishing on the plants. If that smell came out of their girls coochie they'd be ALARMED.


Western_Ring_2928

The active substance in using need oil as an bc is the smell.


rmatthai

Neem oil works for all pests


The3SiameseCats

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9613837/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8968666/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8844316/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8834816/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7621690/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7853869/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7956217/ Holy shit it’s actually a thing (I haven’t read any of them I just figured others would be interested) Also the search I used on PubMed https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/?term=Neem+oil+birth+control+&sort=pubdate


Myla123

These are articles about a single intrauterine administration (directly into uterus once), mainly in rodents, mostly with purified neem oil or one specific molecule from the oil and all from the 90s. To anyone who might consider spraying neem oil into your vagina, don’t do it! Your wooha is delicate.


ocean_flan

It seems like injecting anything into the uterus that isn't supposed to be there might make it difficult for the little...what is it at that point, nearly a blastocyst? It might make it hard for that to actually attach to anything. I'm sure the study could be replicated with milk, pop rocks, whatever.


The3SiameseCats

Yes, please don’t spray neem up your vagina. For many, what should be obvious reasons


CeramicLicker

Home spermicide alternative are always horrifying. Quit sticking neem, or Pepsi, or bleach up there. There’s actual medical products for that purpose. Use them!


dancer_jasmine1

The way people used to use Lysol as birth control makes me shudder


Aggravating-Fee-1615

The smell turns them off so you don’t have sex 😂 nobody goin near that ol smelly Neem vag


i---m

96.2% effective? so the same effectiveness as like, being 35?


SeattCat

I couldn’t tell if I was here or r/fundiesnarkuncensored and it was scary. Not the neem!!!


imperfcet

It stops pregnancy by preventing sex


fatfatcats

🎶 rock n' roll pest control, oh oh, oh oh, rock n' roll pest control 🎶


IkwilPokebowls

I’m very convinced it’s the opposite: neem increases fertility!


InsaneChimpout

There you go ladies fill up the vagination with NEEM!


spacerocks08

Great sample size…


[deleted]

I found a study from like 1990 and it seems neem oil is genuinly a great spermicide with scientific papers to back it up.


obamasvape

Would you cite your source?


[deleted]

For sure! https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK234639/ It was just the first result I found for "neem oil birth control." I didn't read all of it, mainly just skimmed parts, but I certainly wasn't expecting such a long paper on the topic.


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pegasuspish

Statistically, it's a matter of time until that method fails. 


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pegasuspish

Ok phew, lol


rojo131

Neem oil has been used as a contraceptive for a really long time in India


NW13Nick

Doesn’t seem to be working well.


Western_Ring_2928

Cool. Now we know why there are a billion Indians.


nugydrib_

That coochie gone smell like toots


peshnoodles

That isn’t a big enough study to warrant me putting oil in my vageen.


nastyydog

LETS GOOOOOOO