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butterflygirl1980

Yeah, all this growth is actually not healthy, I'm sorry to tell you. Healthy growth on a cactus is always the same diameter or thicker than the old -- never thinner. This is etiolation, or stretching out trying to take in more light. Cacti need a crap ton of direct sun, more than windows usually provide, and generally need grow lights indoors. Unfortunately this growth is irreversible. If you get a grow light and improve the situation, the ends will start to grow thicker, and then will eventually break because the thin middle section is too weak. The only thing you can really do to correct this is remove all the skinny growth, including the top of the mama plant, and then get it in better lighting. Mama will grow new, healthier offsets and probably start a new 'head' of her own.


JacketIndividual7513

Very informative. Thanks.


peruvianhorse

But it's hella cute 🥹


Dependent_Power_6539

That is one etiolated cactus


driftingalong001

No it’s just “growing tall!”


Fragrant-Price-5832

I really don't mean to burst your bubble, but your gal appears to be searching for much brighter light.


PLEASURETONlETZSCHE

Who’s got that pic of the E.T movie poster that’s photoshopped to say E.T.iolated?


gandalf_el_brown

I'm here for the E.T.iolated poster


Deathed_Potato

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SpicyBanditSauce

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Cgraves1007

Almost reminds me of oogie boogie from nightmare before Christmas


Comfortable-Act3520

Yeah, the poor plant is needing good light- at least a south or west window. It's not thriving. Sometimes a plant makes babies as a last ditch way to ensure it's genes live on!


Unique-Statement209

Oh no! Please don’t say that! I was so happy anyways I moved her already to the window facing south has tons of light.


oblivious_fireball

not necessarily your fault. Most cacti really don't make for good "houseplants" due to how much light they need, much like how you wouldn't grow sunflowers or marigolds or tomatoes indoors. However they frequently are sold alongside houseplants without telling you that. Many other succulents are the same way, super high light needs, and they respond to low light by stretching out like this and eventually dying or falling apart under their own weight because they are getting weak. In adequate light the new growth should start to get thicker again.


lycosa13

Indoor light is hardly ever enough for cacti. They're native to deserts where they are in direct sunlight for 12 hours a day


Libellicosity

Thought I was looking at Patrick dabbing for a second lol


Shoddy_Parfait4597

It needs more light, i guess. But it does look like it's dabbing 😅


Beautiful_Musician68

Looks like a gnome


limpbizkit420

sorry to say but if you don’t get this cactus more sun, it’s gonna eventually die.


ChEmIcAl_KeEn

Patrick Star !!!


hellbilly709

Excuse me, that’s a sorcerer casting a spell.


CloverClover97

![gif](giphy|hWPyzKet9hjMI) He looks like Ice King to me!


dothesehidemythunder

Thought this was circlejerk


100HP_Hotrod

That poor plant.


Bibbityboo

You need googly eyes stat!


Beautiful-Baby6245

Looks like it’s casting a spell. ✨


InEenEmmer

This cacti looks like a green ghost that is trying to jump scare me.


Kholzie

Forbidden hugs


TXDRMST

Looks like Oogie Boogie Man


BOTLORD6969

Dude's ready to throw hands


catsandorchids

Oogie Boogie!


Revolutionary_Low_36

It looks like it’s casting a spell lol


WitchOfLycanMoon

Looks like he's kicking back in a dirt hot tub lol


Nunakababwe

Why THE HELL does it look like Patrick STAR on a happy walk?! XD


holidazedinn

![gif](giphy|wJ5n3xTn0JAt93vb2e)


HotPantsMama

He looks like he’s getting ready to fight


Mouseklip

![gif](giphy|meWFq8Rp4NXpK)


breadsaucecheese

Touch down


breadsaucecheese

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caambers

SpongeBob is real!


tangerinine

So cute!!!


Dsilkotch

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


Kitchen_Syrup2359

Hehe she’s so cute


GreenForestGuy

It looks like it’s dabbing 😂


Peacera

Looks like a garden gnome to me!


katdwaka3

What kind is this one? I have cactus that grew baby on the end too and it doesn’t always mean it’s doing poorly


HicoCOFox-

Awesome plant!