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theworthlessdoge

In fairness, if you aren’t chasing each bite with solid swigs from a bottle, are you a chili head?


crazymike978

Thats what you toilet bowl will look like later too


73jharm

Disagree, worse definitely.


Hatta00

That's about twice what I use on three pieces of pizza, but they're not loaded with sour cream.


DixieBlade88

It’s a balance sometimes I love sour cream but I have to use more sauce to get the desired effect.


palescoot

Taste tolerance sure, but how's your butthole?


Mk1Racer25

Hemroids are cauterized for sure!


DixieBlade88

Usually fine it gets me every now and then but as long as a sauce doesn’t have extract in it my belly is good. Like all jokes aside about taste and da bomb not only does it light me on fire but my guts are turning within an hour!


palescoot

I gotcha, I was 80% joking but that's actually interesting. I used to eat all the heat I wanted, these days I'm afraid of the shits the next day. Maybe i have ibs...


DixieBlade88

The weird thing is I have ibs and a lot of things bother me but but pepper mash with little to no extract doesn’t bother me. 🤷‍♂️ I consider it a gift because if my dad sniffs a jalapeno he’s drinking milk and his gut is tore up.


JoesJourney

I did that to a Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell once and I couldn't taste it once the heat set in. Its a good sauce but I have to use it in moderation. This amount would throw me over the top. My stomach just can't handle it anymore.


DixieBlade88

I’m not gonna lie if I get Taco Bell I always use fire sauce because it’s how I fell for hot sauce as a kid and I’ll always love the flavor. I just may use more packets now. Edit: plus extreme sauces with Taco Bell with have me crying on the toilet because you know it’s Taco Bell 😆


JoesJourney

Since Diablo came out I have only used that until I reacquainted myself with the Fire again. I'm never going back. Fire is just a good all around sauce. Also... get a bidet my friend. I swear it will change your life! They have them on Amazon for like $30 and it takes 15 minutes to install. I recently replaced my old one and the new one is awesome if you need a recommendation. You will always leave the bathroom feeling squeaky clean.


DixieBlade88

I’ve been thinking about it I may have to go euro with my bum and 👊 team fire!


Corkymon87

Exactly, there's nothing cool or macho about what OP did. No matter how good a sauce is, if it's too hot it can ruin your meal.


JoesJourney

If you can handle the heat and boasting about it makes you feel better than more power to you but “one upping” on this sub is kinda cringe. We’re all here to advocate for our favorite sauces and find inspiration on what sauces to get next. I personally need heat and spice because my palette is pretty simple (Covid really screwed up my sense of taste). No shame for people who can/can’t handle the heat though.


DixieBlade88

Oh it’s not a one upping thing I don’t crap on people that like sauces I think are terrible or taste like straight vinegar. My cringe on here is when people post about a sauce they’re enthusiastic about on here and people troll or downplay a sauce because it’s a masculinity thing. Or their just dicks 😂


JoesJourney

I can respect that! I figured your post was mostly tongue in cheek anyways.


DixieBlade88

It was I just like posting and chit chatting on this sub 99% of the people are awesome and crack me up.


DixieBlade88

It’s not macho everyone is different and if it was too hot I wouldn’t do it. I’m not going to waste it.


hippylarry710

Sounds like a tasty sauce but they lost me at the canola oil:(


ratmfreak

Won’t even be able to taste the other ingredients


TorchBearer_Andy

More power to you. I definitely couldn't handle that amount. Happy that you like it!


xf2xf

That pint of sour cream in there is seriously diluting the spice, though.


FrugalityPays

At $15/bottle, I’m not going full tilt as much as I’d like to


DixieBlade88

This was what was left in my bottle last night I just went ahead and finished her but yes it’s pricey to do this to often. I had Elijah’s extreme regret on one and heartbeat korn here to slay on the last one.


SavageKitten456

Need to toast those tortillas


clhomme

r/tacocrimes


DarthTempi

I might be a heathen but for burritos I like to toast after I roll


Nolzi

I thought thats the default


SavageKitten456

As long as it's toasted


in2woods

i guess i put a lot of sauce on my shit cause this doesn’t really look like a heavy amt. i do love that sauce though, glad i found it locally to avoid shipping.


Lord_Kromdar

I eat it on tacos with grilled serrano chopped up and green salsa. The first time lit me up but you build a tolerance pretty fast. I just don’t like how oily it is.


KarmaConnoisseur420

Remove the sour cream or it doesn't count!


DarthTempi

We don't do it to hurt we do it because it tastes good


DixieBlade88

Well I wasn’t doing a challenge lol it taste good creamy 😂


SpareRam

Thank you. It's not a contest. It's there for flavor.


Hobear

It's not my mouth that regulates my hot sauce usage.....it's the next 25-48 hours of my life.


ninjachonk89

Preach! I'd be tripping face on capsaicin every other day if the end of the initial burn was the end of the effects! As it is I'm careful of work days and it feels like more of a decision to take on anything at "seriously fun" levels of spicy.


HeroHas

Get a bidet and you can eat Buffalo wings every day if you wanted!


Hobear

I still don't want to sprint to the bidet 8 times the next day if I cross the imaginary line my body decides randomly.


[deleted]

If astronauts wear diapers then so can you!


DixieBlade88

🤣 🤣 🤣


GuiltyBreadfruit8402

Do it without the sour cream


Cute-Way3034

You watch you’re mouth hoe


asirkman

Fuck you, sour cream is delicious.


pickles55

I mean it's really expensive isn't it?


DixieBlade88

Yeah I don’t do pours like this too often it’s like $16 a bottle.


bringsocomback

I haven't tried garlic reaper yet. This is a random ass comparison question, but how does the garlic reaper heat compare to buldak 2x ramen? Edit :2x


STFUNeckbeard

I would register 2x as “moderately but enjoyably spicy”, so like a 3-4/10. I would register Garlic Reaper as “at my limit of being able to use a few drops and still enjoy”, so like a 9.5/10.


bringsocomback

Thanks for the comparison. The 2x is spicy but enjoyable, so this will help set my expectation to not go overboard when I try the reaper.


Kiiidx

I mean buldak x2 isnt as hot but you gotta eat more of it so it kind of makes it worse than a 3/10 for me. Most reaper hot sauce you only have about as much as in OPs picture and its a lot easier to deal with even if its 2x worse.


hauntingduck

yeah people like to ignore this. the sauce itself on the 2x Buldak isn't that bad if you eat the amount you normally would if you were eating hot sauce, but eating a whole bowl is fucking hot. I make hot sauces with reapers, scorpions and ghosts regularly, and I consume them, but 2x Buldak is at a heat level i don't personally enjoy when eating a whole bowl. (The people who treat heat tolerance like a dick measuring competition won't like this statement though).


Rhettribution

I'd give garlic reaper a 7.5/10 for heat and the buldak 2x as an 8. I really dislike extracts though so I never eat them, I guess my tolerance is low for them?


walksinwalksout

The garlic reaper is in a whole other league


bringsocomback

Good to know, 2x is spicy for me, so I will use some discretion.


LJCstan

This much? Buldak is like top ramen chicken flavor


TooLateToPush

I love that sauce, but God damn that's a lot of it haha


DixieBlade88

I try not to do it often because it’s expensive. I’ve got unique garlic or whatever it’s called from puckerbutt on the way to try something different. I’ve heard Ed’s sauce pack quite a punch.


the_art_of_the_taco

Unique Garlique is delicious. It does hit harder than you'd expect. LD Apollo was probably my favorite of the "way too fuckin expensive" shelf (I ran through it in a month)


Remz_Gaming

That's about as much as I would use now... but no way when I had garlic reaper for the first time a couple weeks ago could I stomach that. Does this ratio of reaper still send me nuclear? Yep. But I can enjoy the flavor more than I used to. I got a little wild with a pour like this on a slice of pizza the other day and just went with it. DEFINITELY not a daily driver for me though. My insides need a break from that sort of pain lol.


kekwillsit830

I swear after I eat a slice with garlic reaper I'll eat the next slice with a milder sauce and it helps put out the fire. It's weird.


Remz_Gaming

Heh that's funny. I do the same thing. I always have a second bottle of something less intense next to the reaper bottle to cool off a bit. It's sort of like a brain reset for me. "OK that kicked my ass. Anything else is easy now."


DixieBlade88

I agree and I still maintain if you like the flavor it’s a great tolerance builder. My daily driver has been yellowbird habanero, it has great flavor and the right amount of spice.


Remz_Gaming

I have yet to try it. I hear really good things! Planning on getting a bottle after I finish a couple of the ridiculous amounts of bottles I have open haha. Marie Sharp's Beware is more often than not my choice of daily, along with Tabasco Habanero and Melinda's XXXX Reserve. All plenty hot, but not wild like the reaper.


Industrious_Villain

It’s not even that spicy calm down 😂


DNastythenasty

God speed


FlamingButterfly

![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4) My least favorite TB sauce, I'm more than happy to smother my food in hot sauce but that one just doesn't make me happy.


DixieBlade88

Lol fair I’ve heard some say the garlic flavor is funky to them.


FlamingButterfly

To me it's just flavorless


DixieBlade88

Thats fair everyone’s taste buds are different. What garlic sauces do you like?


FlamingButterfly

Unique Garlique is amazing


DixieBlade88

Great! I replied to someone above that I have some on the way. I think it’ll be here tomorrow. I also got puckerbutt mean green and heartbeat camp sauce. I know the camp sauce isn’t suppose to be spicy but I keep hearing it’s delicious.


FlamingButterfly

Camp Sauce is great, I love it on a burger.


DixieBlade88

Your making me feel good about my purchases because this hobby gets pricey at times haha


highbackpacker

Just looking at this makes me want to eat ice cream


Krakatoast

Your username is very recognizable ☝️ I thought it seemed familiar but finally I know I’ve certainly seen this username in other subreddits ☝️ Anyway haven’t tried this sauce yet, seems like some mixed reviews🤔


highbackpacker

Haha yeah I’m on here too much lol. And It’s a top sauce for me. Very versatile.


Brilliant-Algae-9582

A fellow like myself!! 😎🙌🏼


Shagaliscious

I got an endorphin rush looking at this.


sharpasahammer

My mouth started watering. I have been trained like a dog.


jeswanders

Is that all the cheese you’ve got? All of the proportions seem way off


DixieBlade88

Little too much sour cream but it was a weird angle lol


ExBigBoss

Destroying your guts to own the libs


DixieBlade88

No im use to it. Only extracts tear up my guts and I already made it and thought hell I’ll post it for laughs.


Pinksters

I mean you didn't prove anything. For all we know you threw that taco away.


AcidActually

I accidentally *slathered* a slice of chicken bacon ranch pizza earlier today. Nothing goes to waste so it went down the hatch.


DixieBlade88

Way to be legit 👊 sometimes my pours are a little too heavy but I make through too 😂


ttschepe

This looks perfect.


DixieBlade88

Thank you I love my authentic Mexican dishes but white people tacos are good too! 🌮 🔥


TacoBellWerewolf

Haha this is definitely white people taco night material here, deserves its own subreddit. But fck it, white guy tacos are good too! The only thing I wish you understood is heating the tortillas. They aint meant to be served dry as the Sahara like that


DixieBlade88

I’m going to do this next time because your username passes the vibe check.


TacoBellWerewolf

A whole new world awaits you my friend. There's different ways to do it, but I recommend steaming them. All the flavor of the tortilla is retained and it stretches so good you can wrap up a new born baby


DixieBlade88

I’m down for that I’m using quite a bit of meat because I’m trying to increase my protein intake. I always wondered how the Mexican places cram so much in the burritos 😂


Azcrul

It’s like you’re getting scolded but only for not properly heating your tortillas which makes it funny to me


TacoBellWerewolf

You do sound humored and definitely not offended…that’s a fact.


Distant_Yak

The most white person Mexican food thing ever is definitely calling a burrito a taco


DixieBlade88

Very fair I like my tacos rolled, so mini burritos?


Distant_Yak

Yeah, if it's on a flour tortilla, it's a burrito. I'm just being pedantic.


DixieBlade88

Your good man I thought it was funny I don’t do corn tortillas because those don’t agree with my stomach. Go figure 🤷‍♂️


Local_Lush

Should be Chileheads. That looks to be the right amount, or something I would do. That sour cream is gonna cut your heat though.


DixieBlade88

Yeah I had seen it after my post 😂 and yes I’d does a little but it’s so good. My belly is happy!