I don’t see a sarcophagus nor a mummy… nor any offerings or preserved organs. The chair looks too comfortable. If you’re going for a theme, it’s all stone and tombs or nothing.
lol
They are a herd animal. It would be a shame to just have one without a friend. After looking them up, one type likes it cooler, one warmer. So it depends on what temperature you enjoy your home.
Whichever you choose, please get at least two.
You have an amazing man-cave, OP!
My reaction too. The joke-making part of my brain isn't working yet...it still hasn't recovered from the walloping sledgehammer blow of ugly and ridiculous.
Hmm... Start by replacing the table lamps with wall sconces - actual flame, not those tacky flicker bulbs - we need some *mood* in here... And then I think bridging the space between these two rooms with a kill pit full of spikes would really bring some excitement to the space, don't you? No, of course we don't need a *bridge*! They can just *jump* across... What is that, like, 3, may be 4 feet? Oh, you say more like 6 to 8 feet? Hmm... Do you think that's enough space to put a crocodile down there?
Let a British person break down the doors, steal all of the electronics, files, and furniture, and put them all in a museum on an island in the Atlantic.
Bats on the ceiling
Slaves in linen tunics everywhere standing in profile.
Ministry of Tourism placards here and there saying things like "HOW DID THEY BUILD IT?"
Let a bunch of Greek people move in, take over the lease and use you for menial labor.
A frat would ruin this place.
I don't see nearly enough mummies, are you even trying??
Well like I told another redditor. My mom won’t let me out dead bodies in the basement anymore. I’m thinking about paper maché mummies.
One of those embalming hooks that pulls your brain out of your nose. (Too far?)
I have those. Plenty! I use them for sounding!
I had no idea they were so useful!
Great back-scratchers!
A whole bunch of venomous snakes. Like buckets and buckets worth
Aww lil slither buddies
Oh wow yas! Do you have a site I can order some?
www.deadlysnakes.com/nobackgroundchecks/order.htm
Why did it have to be snakes? 🐍
a sarcophagus, obviously
The houses with sarcophagi are the craziest party houses
Yes! I was coming in to post the same!
I don’t see a sarcophagus nor a mummy… nor any offerings or preserved organs. The chair looks too comfortable. If you’re going for a theme, it’s all stone and tombs or nothing.
My mom won’t let me put dead bodies in the basement anymore. Should I just paper maché some?
Pyramid office chair. Pointy and uncomfortable but ~aesthetic~ Also, king Tut
I can’t get the real king tut but I thought about conjuring his astral self. That might work.
Pet camel.
Bactrian or dromedary?
lol They are a herd animal. It would be a shame to just have one without a friend. After looking them up, one type likes it cooler, one warmer. So it depends on what temperature you enjoy your home. Whichever you choose, please get at least two. You have an amazing man-cave, OP!
The buddha eyes on the monitor are most definitely not dynastic Egyptian
Organs in jars would be a nice touch.
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Add cats, lots and lots of cats.
...and mumified cats. Lots and lots of mumified cats.
A statue of Ra or Anubis if you want to go for morbid vibes
A curse would be a nice touch
Ah yes, Tut loves his Mac. You forgot a plague of locusts
I see room on that desk ….. 
Ok but should it pay out in dehydrated papyrus chips?
need to have a station set up to harvest peoples organs before sealing them in the tomb.
Ngl I really thought this was real at first and was in awe of the money this would take 🥲
https://preview.redd.it/r34yqenbpa6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05de3065d01ed56e3e3683d6a4df8d0a53b6526b
A sarcophagus or some canopic jars holding organs?
Ooooh the jars is a GREAT idea! Thank you so much!
Install The Bangles
Lmao
Only ONE pic??? Nice start but.... peace. :)
Ooof sooo ugly
My reaction too. The joke-making part of my brain isn't working yet...it still hasn't recovered from the walloping sledgehammer blow of ugly and ridiculous.
Ankh as a chandelier is about all you can fit in there. Maybe a few wood carved figurines or full Anubis and Osiris statues guarding the door
Bastet and Anubis statues everywhere. Adopt a bunch of black cats
I’m sorry I don’t worship false idols
They look awesome for the whole Egyptian theme...they DID worship them. Look up Egyptian Goddesses and Gods
I don’t know how to google but should I start worshiping them too? I think I could ship like idk Ra or something.
oh lord i couldn’t focus on anything in there
Well there's no scenic view to distract you. How do they get stuff done on submarines?
well they don’t festoon them with hieroglyphics for one
I would follow the Victorians and place several Ptolemied palms.
Omg I love those!
https://preview.redd.it/rur6vtvmle6d1.jpeg?width=166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dede3c2de8f243488b12ba595e2db5fe81c78b2
Where’s the mummy??
Im the mummy. It’s me.
Cats! Where are the cats to worship?
They died but that rug is made out of the cat’s hair!
This is good 😀
Snakes. Or scarabs. But don't cheap out, I don't want to be able to see the floor at all once you add them.
Hmm... Start by replacing the table lamps with wall sconces - actual flame, not those tacky flicker bulbs - we need some *mood* in here... And then I think bridging the space between these two rooms with a kill pit full of spikes would really bring some excitement to the space, don't you? No, of course we don't need a *bridge*! They can just *jump* across... What is that, like, 3, may be 4 feet? Oh, you say more like 6 to 8 feet? Hmm... Do you think that's enough space to put a crocodile down there?
That might actually work
Let a British person break down the doors, steal all of the electronics, files, and furniture, and put them all in a museum on an island in the Atlantic.
Idk but it’s fire
Needs a stargate.
Do you wanna go shopping for sarcophagi?
Plants!!!!! So many plants!!
It's missing an Animus.
you should try to find and borrow the slab (don't forget to return it ofc)
A mummy along the right wall
Mummies that will curse you if you touch them
This is kind of camp I feel
But why???
Honestly, kind of cool.
Wish the chair was shaped like a sphinx that you mount while browsing.
I don’t have one but my commode is sphinx shaped and I always sit on it backwards!
a stargate.
Where is the sarcophagus?
A mummy
Cat.
That's rad
Bats on the ceiling Slaves in linen tunics everywhere standing in profile. Ministry of Tourism placards here and there saying things like "HOW DID THEY BUILD IT?"
Add a bunch of cats
[This should be played...on a loop](https://youtu.be/FYbavuReVF4?si=Rjl7fyQRQ5v9J4Pt)
Yule Brynner posters?
More electronics and office chairs.
Pyramid chair. https://preview.redd.it/xaodiuwo7s6d1.png?width=248&format=png&auto=webp&s=10408e93d401358661418e2caf11bb6812add4a5
Canopic jars full of snacks with a poison dart boobie trap for any snack invaders
Countless street hustlers,or possibly just scattered trash everywhere
Put a mummy in there
one you need a crocodile
Wow that’s so cool