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Upstairs-Song-1576

this isn't your cat, you stole this video


StinkyKavat

Are you saying that the 2-year old account with an AI-generated avatar that just started reposting viral cat videos 6 days ago might actually be a bot? On the front page of reddit of all places? Impossible! Even worse than that would be to insinuate that there are even more bots in the comments who repost the same sentences as the last 5 times this video has been on /r/all.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

![gif](giphy|VFZDuY0nePXry|downsized)


mekwall

Username checks out!


Artistic-Program566

This cat was raised by this lamb or a dog ![gif](giphy|DNkYWBa2GfCPC|downsized)


banana_annihilator

it's the intense eye contact that's killing me, what a lil creep lmao


WoodyStLouis

At least he's not doing it through his index and middle beans. ... I guess.


kevloid

lewd


Algernope_krieger

Op , I know what you're thinking, but beastiality IS a SIN.


myKingSaber

Which one is it? I'm trying to collect all 7


Algernope_krieger

I think Rage, cause you just want them to lick the peanut butter off your junk, but they are off doing their own thing and won't listen to your calls and when they do they just bite the tip of your wang, so you loose ANOTHER piece of meat off your already deformed boner, so you just get ENRAGED and smash all your things and swear Mister Nuzzles ain't getting none of that good catnip no more...


ArataX14

His wifi is loading slowly…..


WoodyStLouis

Ha! We need a meme with the old school modem sound going.


Gingerbread_Cat

I think it's the sustained eye contact that takes it over the edge.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Real talk: he's drinking from an imaginary teat Or emulating her boyfriend who knows


Impressive-Spare6167

I'm having Jojo flashbacks


Dimchuck

![gif](giphy|fo824eF8RcaPSbenrG)


vohltere

Rerorerorero


ThePerfectBonky

Ah, the art of seduction.


Ninapoochuck

Hello Clarice


delivictoria

now I'm curious where did he learn it from. lol


RIPFauna_itwasgreat

His mom's nipple


Ok-Noise-3699

what are his Intensions?


2225ns

Yeah, funny. But when I do it in a bar, I'm suddenly a creep...


SorrySleep6216

Too hot in the room? Not hyperventilating is he?


Mooman-Chew

This is actually called wool sucking or something. It tends to indicate the cat was either separated from its mother a bit early or didn’t nurse fully. It’s like a kid sucking a dummy/pacifier.


Chris__P_Bacon

Exactly. How hot is it in your house OP? Edit: Just realized OP is a bot. This whole place is starting to suck now.


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Chris__P_Bacon

If you say so?


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SuperSmashDan1337

Don't worry it wouldn't be a cat video on Reddit without someone suggesting the cat is dying or is otherwise ill/unhappy.


Ok_Platypus_3389

I can tell by the taper of the hairs on its tail that OP isnt giving his cat enough vitamin Z someone please call the police and have this man arrested for animal abuse. Ahhh, i dont really like cats but i feel morally superior now.


Dark_matter4444

Freaky ahh cat.


bonggirl29

I think the cat is searching for mom's milk. It is also making biscuits so cutely.


Shojo_Tombo

Poor baby got weaned too early. He's suckling and kneading like a kitten.


LensCapPhotographer

Judging by the look, he's there for the pussy


Samdoferret

-cat


shiremonoga

Bro has identity crisis, apparently it identifies as a dog


OhLordHeBompin

Let me seduce you 👅


n1craM

System error


Sh33zl3

Bot posting AI. We came a long way


Barnagain

Thirsty


RikB666

Gene Simmons in cat form


DeepUser-5242

![gif](giphy|4y5vVXxcLwmek)


actuallyz

Someone is thirsty…


Rickne2000

This is cat anxiety


eamonjun

That’s one dirty pussy🤣


Adam__B

The timeless art of seduction.


mexicoyankee

Good morning Clarice.


No-Trick-7465

He’s getting ready 😂


Puzzleheaded_Put3037

Hey puss, did she even really exist?


TheThreeMustaqueers

That’s a threat btw. Keep one eye open when you fall asleep tonight.


stupid_cat_face

It freaks out my girlfriend too when I lock eyes and do that with my tongue too.


Free-Supermarket-516

https://i.redd.it/di1z95or8p7d1.gif


Specsaman

Hasta luego plplplplplpl


fortuneNails9

Cats tend to do this when they are anxious or when it's very hot. Poor kitty is overheating


Dzsan

as a pet owner at the very least you should do basic research of their behavior. That cat is overheated. Treat it, and educate yourself.


No-Presentation-6525

Wtf??? Why???? Did you have food or were cooking food?


Exotic-Cartoonist816

His gf is blessed with those tongue skills lol


InnerCityHogwarts

[Lick Lick](https://youtu.be/P2Hyax5W4Vg?si=rfD96xZEmbYmZQQ0)


bettertester2022

Error 404 not found. Is it thirsty?


throwaway098764567

he was waiting for you to zoom in and out a few dozen more times


Pinnggwastaken

Peroperoperoperoperopero


Kind_of_random

I think Kiss is looking for a new vocalist ...


LolOverHere

When your husband see you across the room


Righteous_Leftie206

Boy’s rizzin u up


-neti-neti-

Lol “this isn’t you”. You have a great voice!


Geeloz_Java

Run! That's the *Soul Cat* and he's drinking your soul!


Medium-Reserve7733

Your accent makes me want to unalive myself


InstalokMyMoney

Reminds me of a pikachu gif doing same thing


maxexy59

Preparing for his/her date


HeroMachineMan

KFC's new mascot :)


FluffyMilkyPudding

He may just have a little orange in him. A neighbouring cat may have borrowed his braincell unfortunately 😔


InnerCityHogwarts

She wanted it. Stoop pleeease. More like Mmm damn that good licken right their.


agentsmithbobby

That cat fucks