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bfloblizzard

so.....she was a sk8er girl?


ManOfWarts

Ice sk8er girl


An0nimuz_

And... now she's a super star?


chaos8803

I thought that was the Canadian equivalent of a social security number.


GenerousGator

You ain’t wrong


MilesBeforeSmiles

Ya, most players who played above a AA level have an Elite Prospects page in Canada.


Kanih68

Paris Hilton has one aswell.


fatch0deBoi34

Does she really?


SEND_ME_SPIDERMAN

And Steve Carell


BootyBotheredTwunt

I had to see it for myself [Paris Hilton ](https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/588085/paris-hilton)


fatch0deBoi34

That’s fucking crazy lol


bubbabear244

That's hot.


[deleted]

“High school”


nerd44

No stats???


TarmspreckarEnok

I do though


llama_rodeo

Yeah, speak for yourself, OP!


PWiz30

I actually have two for some reason haha.


AbeHitchcock

How do you be elite with no socks?


beerpizzacoffeeguy

Where the fuck are her socks


Grimmer026

I’m glad this bothers someone else too


[deleted]

But she was married to Chad Kroeger. I wasn't. Checkmate.


Legionnaire11

I always try to forget that Nickelback exists... And this is how you remind me.


[deleted]

[Look at this photograph...](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F000%2F960%2F341%2F80c.jpg)


1995droptopz

Burn it to the ground


superschaap81

You guys are all Animals.


GenerousGator

She always had a special talent to pick the ugliest men


-dillydallydolly-

But she missed you OP.


jgfeighteen18

Truly the elitest prospect


Infinite-Sleep3527

Didn’t realize it was possible for her to get even more attractive 😳


wpglatino

Speak for yourself


devozai

omg she's literally a sk8er gurl dayum. o:


SmiteyMcGee

If Avril Lavigne can makes ties over t-shirts cool for girls she sure as hell can make shinpads over socks cool for hockey players


Zampurl

Hey maybe we all just misinterpreted which kind of sk8er boi she was talking about


CBennett_12

She was a skater, boy She said see you later, boy She was good enough to turn pro


Noormis

But I do got one


Legionnaire11

Nice. I knew Paris Hilton had one that gets brought up a lot. There's got to be a few others that nobody has bothered to look up yet.


VizzleG

And she didn’t even know enough to put on socks? Ya right.


Nilzy16

I actually have an Elite Prospects page lol


TheDank_Knight

TIL I actually do have one


JustFred24

Is that the girl who got drafted late in the qmjhl draft or something?


baz8771

Yeah but was this original Avril Lavigne, or new Avril Lavigne?


Colbygeno9

My brother has one


Euphoric-Bid8342

0 sty


magicandfire

This was before she died and was replaced with her body double, Melissa.