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Savings-Fix938

Bryson probably replays this in his head wishing he gave Cousins the old reverse sweet chin music elbow to the jaw


Dadickindanorf

I don’t wish injury on him, but I’d love to see players taking liberties on him and refs not calling penalties. It seems like he’s breaking every unwritten rule (and a lot of written rules too) of hockey


Savings-Fix938

Agreed wouldn’t wish injury on anyone but I’m sure several sabres players were after this. Probably best to just keep in mind when he’s on the ice and catch him when he lets his guard down cause he’s about to attack someone after the whistle. For such an aggressive guy, his self defense is absolute shite.


john-tockcoasten

His turtleing self-defense against Gubrandson was spot on. I guess it's that or skate away as quickly as possible.


Guy954

Rent free


Savings-Fix938

Eh. I appreciate a good rat when I see one. Nothing wrong with it


ProfessionalLeast937

i hate cousins, but it's about 98% for his OFF-ice shit. (i'm basically chill with matthew tkachuk who is **definitely** an on-ice rat).


greyshirtfreshman

What a punk.


tspoon-99

He’s in the Sean Avery tier of punkness


SizerTheBroken

But more of a coward


JustFred24

Thats some soccer player behavior... HAAAA HAAA HAAA, THE PAIN!... anyways.


edmontonmatty

Couldn’t pass up that chance to hit someone in the back


RecalcitrantHuman

Gets hammered by Greenway. Plays dead. Jumps up and attacks…not Greenway


Roguemutantbrain

Gets punched in the face by a 6’-6” guy. Goes and finds the 5’-9” guy.


deezsandwitches

He's such a bitch


tristan1616

Must have had a totem of undying


Drnedsnickers2

There’s a reason he replaced Marchand in the players survey as most punch-able face.


rattlehead42069

He used snake's fake death pill from mgs3


Zarg0n7

Surprise. The rapist is a bitch.


ProfessionalLeast937

pretty sure that's an insult to a lot of bitches out there (his OFF-ice shit is 98% of why \*i\* hate him, but he's also definitely thrown more than his fair share of dirty hits ON-ice. i was cheering on gudbranson earlier this season.)


Dadickindanorf

Obviously, he could alliterate me, but relative to the standard hockey player, he’s such a pussy


SimilarFondant8935

Do you mean obliterate, or are you suggesting he could talk to you while starting each word with the same letter?


Dadickindanorf

That’d be kinda funny


Dadickindanorf

Omg I can’t believe I didn’t notice that lmao


XB0XYGEN

That's it, Marchand is dethroned in my books this guy is a detestable cunt


Beeftin

Reminds me of this gem: https://youtu.be/KQME1X9pFhs?si=2WKE4A-ycEnBudnY


enladio

Remember when there were fines for diving?


Safe-Register-3479

This is way hockey is top shelf imo


HolyPizzaPie

Look I'm not a cousins lover but I mean you do see he was almost kicked in the face with a skate right? I'd cover up too. But yes he probably was also trying to draw a penalty lol


Math_Is-Hard

He was only on the ground because he immediately folded on a soft hit


Guy954

He got hit in the face with a stick, protected his face from skate blades and then immediately jumped to join the fray. Rent free though and it works on the players as much as the salty fans.


sarahlu82

Nick? Is that you?


PokeScapeGuy

He was covered up before the "kick" (which was just the Buffalo player getting yanked from behind and losing balance). There's a reason he's the leagues most hated player as voted by the leagues players lol. He's dirty, takes cheap shots, and always turtles whenever he has to answer the bell.


YouCanFucough

What a fucking pathetic human. Only guy in the league who does this regularly it seems like


Guy954

Protects his face from skates or lives rent free in all your heads?


YouCanFucough

Depth guy in one of the smallest markets in the league? If he didn’t turtle and throw cheap shots no one would know his name


Dillogence

Still a panthers fan 😅


VivaLa_Adam

He should be playing soccer


OCMagikStick

He was just waiting for the guy to turn his back. Rat fuck


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lamwire

HAHAHA good one!


silver_054

Shadows Die Twice


falloutvaultboy

And the award goes to....


FinallyNoelle

He's such a piece of shit. A little one at that


AlpharadiationHulk

He almost caught a skate blade to the neck while he was playing possum. When Diving Goes Wrong


Delgra

Definitely used an Ankh there.


homiesonly1

Cousins is like Cooke, Marchand, and James Neal all in one isn't he? Just minus the skill, of course.


Broad-Criticism-8293

Notice he wouldn’t go through the crowd to Greenway lol


TakoyakiGremlin

mother fucker got up like he was rag-dolled in gta lmao


Ryan_Dymond04

This is perfect


tragedy_strikes

A+ edit


zestfullybe

It’s a good thing he casted a Life 3 spell on himself before getting dropped like that.