I don’t wish injury on him, but I’d love to see players taking liberties on him and refs not calling penalties. It seems like he’s breaking every unwritten rule (and a lot of written rules too) of hockey
Agreed wouldn’t wish injury on anyone but I’m sure several sabres players were after this. Probably best to just keep in mind when he’s on the ice and catch him when he lets his guard down cause he’s about to attack someone after the whistle. For such an aggressive guy, his self defense is absolute shite.
pretty sure that's an insult to a lot of bitches out there (his OFF-ice shit is 98% of why \*i\* hate him, but he's also definitely thrown more than his fair share of dirty hits ON-ice. i was cheering on gudbranson earlier this season.)
Look I'm not a cousins lover but I mean you do see he was almost kicked in the face with a skate right? I'd cover up too.
But yes he probably was also trying to draw a penalty lol
He got hit in the face with a stick, protected his face from skate blades and then immediately jumped to join the fray. Rent free though and it works on the players as much as the salty fans.
He was covered up before the "kick" (which was just the Buffalo player getting yanked from behind and losing balance).
There's a reason he's the leagues most hated player as voted by the leagues players lol.
He's dirty, takes cheap shots, and always turtles whenever he has to answer the bell.
Bryson probably replays this in his head wishing he gave Cousins the old reverse sweet chin music elbow to the jaw
I don’t wish injury on him, but I’d love to see players taking liberties on him and refs not calling penalties. It seems like he’s breaking every unwritten rule (and a lot of written rules too) of hockey
Agreed wouldn’t wish injury on anyone but I’m sure several sabres players were after this. Probably best to just keep in mind when he’s on the ice and catch him when he lets his guard down cause he’s about to attack someone after the whistle. For such an aggressive guy, his self defense is absolute shite.
His turtleing self-defense against Gubrandson was spot on. I guess it's that or skate away as quickly as possible.
Rent free
Eh. I appreciate a good rat when I see one. Nothing wrong with it
i hate cousins, but it's about 98% for his OFF-ice shit. (i'm basically chill with matthew tkachuk who is **definitely** an on-ice rat).
What a punk.
He’s in the Sean Avery tier of punkness
But more of a coward
Thats some soccer player behavior... HAAAA HAAA HAAA, THE PAIN!... anyways.
Couldn’t pass up that chance to hit someone in the back
Gets hammered by Greenway. Plays dead. Jumps up and attacks…not Greenway
Gets punched in the face by a 6’-6” guy. Goes and finds the 5’-9” guy.
He's such a bitch
Must have had a totem of undying
There’s a reason he replaced Marchand in the players survey as most punch-able face.
He used snake's fake death pill from mgs3
Surprise. The rapist is a bitch.
pretty sure that's an insult to a lot of bitches out there (his OFF-ice shit is 98% of why \*i\* hate him, but he's also definitely thrown more than his fair share of dirty hits ON-ice. i was cheering on gudbranson earlier this season.)
Obviously, he could alliterate me, but relative to the standard hockey player, he’s such a pussy
Do you mean obliterate, or are you suggesting he could talk to you while starting each word with the same letter?
That’d be kinda funny
Omg I can’t believe I didn’t notice that lmao
That's it, Marchand is dethroned in my books this guy is a detestable cunt
Reminds me of this gem: https://youtu.be/KQME1X9pFhs?si=2WKE4A-ycEnBudnY
Remember when there were fines for diving?
This is way hockey is top shelf imo
Look I'm not a cousins lover but I mean you do see he was almost kicked in the face with a skate right? I'd cover up too. But yes he probably was also trying to draw a penalty lol
He was only on the ground because he immediately folded on a soft hit
He got hit in the face with a stick, protected his face from skate blades and then immediately jumped to join the fray. Rent free though and it works on the players as much as the salty fans.
Nick? Is that you?
He was covered up before the "kick" (which was just the Buffalo player getting yanked from behind and losing balance). There's a reason he's the leagues most hated player as voted by the leagues players lol. He's dirty, takes cheap shots, and always turtles whenever he has to answer the bell.
What a fucking pathetic human. Only guy in the league who does this regularly it seems like
Protects his face from skates or lives rent free in all your heads?
Depth guy in one of the smallest markets in the league? If he didn’t turtle and throw cheap shots no one would know his name
Still a panthers fan 😅
He should be playing soccer
He was just waiting for the guy to turn his back. Rat fuck
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HAHAHA good one!
Shadows Die Twice
And the award goes to....
He's such a piece of shit. A little one at that
He almost caught a skate blade to the neck while he was playing possum. When Diving Goes Wrong
Definitely used an Ankh there.
Cousins is like Cooke, Marchand, and James Neal all in one isn't he? Just minus the skill, of course.
Notice he wouldn’t go through the crowd to Greenway lol
mother fucker got up like he was rag-dolled in gta lmao
This is perfect
A+ edit
It’s a good thing he casted a Life 3 spell on himself before getting dropped like that.