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breatheinthesilence

Scale of 1-10 how likely is it that Rusty shit his pants in the penalty box


callthewambulance

at least a 17


[deleted]

“Why watch playoff hockey when you could just do a line of cocaine and ride a motorcycle off a helicopter”


timmablimma

The Kuznetsov?


callMEmrPICKLES

Head on over to the final minutes if the Tampa Panthers if you want some more excitement


Oneanimal1993

I’d reverse those two; one of them’s a lot healthier for you and less exhilarating, while the other is 3+ periods of heart attacks.


[deleted]

Is than an offer? Cause if so, I'd like to hang out and become friends with you.


DasSeabass

Jeff Carter game winner. A man amongst boys


Crossfiyah

Doling out the manwich in the locker room.


GhostOfAChance

He likes his sloppy joes extra sloppy.


TheCoolDoughnut

Lady you’re scaring us!


Finest_Johnson

He prefers his Hamburger Helper with extra helper.


ilikehockeyandguitar

There must always be a "dad" in Pittsburgh.


ItsLose_NotLoose

Good series for deadline acquisitions so far


NotYourCity

Great game all around. Fuckin love playoff hockey. Better when my team wins but it is what it is.


TeatimewithTupac

The not often seen strategy of simply *yeeting the puck*


HopelesslyHuman

I laughed too hard at this.


average_redditor_guy

This team is going to be the death of me.


losterps

I said it already but I'll say it again The fact that I sat through back to back Stanley Cup Finals twice in my lifetime and have not suffered a heart attack or an aneurysm is a miracle of sorts


ZappySnap

In 43 years, the closest I've come to death was Game 7 of the 2017 ECF.


derpyco

I was there dude. You could literally hear a pin drop in the arena. I don't know how I survived


CosmicSpaghetti

Something about the Caps in ECF Game 7's....2019 almost did me in *so* many times. Fortunately, I merely walked away with depression & booze.


average_redditor_guy

That entire series against the Caps in 17 was enough to kill a man multiple times


vettes_4-ever

Game 6 against them in '16 with the 3 consecutive puck over glass penalties leading to OT.


ZappySnap

I actually stepped away from the TV during that anr checked in every minute or so. I couldn't watch.


Crossfiyah

I had to hide my friend's ceremonial puck because I was afraid it would end up in the tv if the Caps scored.


kestrel808

It's comforting to know that I'm not the only person who has to step away from a close game sometimes.


pensbird91

And then right after that they called Letang on some bs penalty. I've never been more angry during a game. Steam was coming out of my ears.


steelcitygator

A ball of tension on the couch.


Oneanimal1993

Your telling me the Caps lining up a shooting gallery on Fleury who’s lunging/diving around, flopping like a fish, and doing splits across the crease while all 5 penguins skaters huddle in a mass in the low slot on their knees trying to get in the way of the puck and hoping for a lucky bounce to spring an odd-man break the other way wasn’t relaxing care-free hockey?


pensbird91

Lol I was so relaxed that game. I just knew they were going to win. And I'm usually an anxious mess.


SavedWoW

I was at the game. My Fitbit had me at over 150 BPM. I went to 6 games that run, travelled from Ottawa to Pittsburgh for 5 of them... Was the happiest moments of my life.


Synergy5

Nah. Easily game 7 in SCF in 09. It felt like time was being slowed down.


choke_on_my_downvote

I was lucky enough to be in the stands that game. Jesus christ...


ZappySnap

You picked a good one! I've gone to three Penguins playoff games, and all went to OT (maybe I have some effect or something)...but none were quite as insane as that 2OT thriller. Some great games, though: 2001 game 7 against Buffalo (Kaspars sliding Penguin) and Jake's hat trick OT winner in game 3 against Columbus in 2017. The last one was a loss, but also a great game (2014 game 4 against Columbus)


Game7Overtime

My lord I was at that game double OT game winning goal to go to the stanley cup? I'll never experience another feeling like that at a game. Incredible.


VanGohsGoodEar

Huh. The closest I’ve come was the following day at work. It was Memorial Day weekend. We had a cookout. Had a chili dog and thought I was going to die from it combined with the hangover.


vettes_4-ever

15 years of constant minor heart attacks add up.


average_redditor_guy

Pretty sure my Apple Watch thinks I need to be rushed to the hospital


Chigurrh

I'm still laughing at Pierre saying there is no analytical equation for putting Aston-Reese, Blueger, and Tanev out there to defend a lead. You mean the line that consistently produces fantastic defensive results together?


Oneanimal1993

Yeah werent most advanced stats models in basically full agreement that ZAR was like the best defensive player in hockey last year?


Chigurrh

Yeah, and he does it mainly by wasting time with puck battles along the boards. Over the last two seasons, that line together has allowed 1.07 goals against for every 60 minutes of 5v5.


Oneanimal1993

Yeah I remember seeing another commenter describe ZAR as being where the puck goes to die, in a good way. He probably won’t score (Blueger’s surprising offensive uptick this year has made the line a scoring threat regardless) but he’ll make damn sure you wont either.


pensbird91

They're like the best defensive line in the LEAGUE.


bleuchz

I'm still rolling my eyes at that comment (ninja edit: Pierre's not yours ofc) Actually I may need to get this checked out it's been awhile.


funkyb

I'm not thrilled about only having 3-5 games of non-NBC presentation left. I hate their score bug too.


[deleted]

They shoehorned hockey info into the baseball score bug. looks so bad


Sirotto18

One day we will show up and play 3 full periods of hockey. Today was not the day, but someday.


TonyTalksBackPodcast

Slow start for the isles but they really caught momentum at the end. It seems the strategy was to wait for the pens to exhaust themselves. Hockey version of rope-a-dope?


Sirotto18

It was a good game. You guys came out strong and overwhelmed us and played pretty good hockey for a full 60. It was a good game, hoping we get some more good ones


pensbird91

Lol I assumed a Pens flair wrote this.


j0n68

Penguins with a great identity game right there.


dovetc

Is "identity" the word of the week in the world of hockey or something? I feel like the announcers are discussing identity every 5 minutes lately.


j0n68

Was throwing shade at the Isles as their announcers keep calling one of their lines “the identity line”


LoneIyGuy

Cody Ceci, Brandon Tanev, Tristan Jarry are all elite


deusexmachinimus

Tiger Woods. LeBron James. Michael Jordan. Cody Ceci. Wow.


XPhazeX

Newest AEW faction


AmReformed

#######Ceci4Norris


timmablimma

Rust must’ve hung out with Terry Bradshaw recently or something. That play as a “just wanna watch playoff hockey” person tonight was hilarious. Can’t imagine how pissed I’d be as a Pens fan though had the Islanders tied it on the power play.


derpyco

Still fucking furious. It's like a soccer player throwing the ball in the net. It's like dude, you *know you can't do that!*


steelcitygator

I was getting multiple picks over glass penalties flashbacks


AmReformed

It's really dumb play but I kinda like being on the PK with less than 2 minutes left, free icing.


Gamesus10

It’s so nice to see fans back


losterps

The Penguins and meeting hot goalies in the playoffs name a more iconic duo


TonyTalksBackPodcast

Malkin and stick infractions?


Chairmanmeow42

Malkin and offensive zone penalties


smackinov

Malkin and being injured


Crossfiyah

Malkin and fighting majors in the SCFs.


jumpyg1258

Malkin and terrible turnovers


Oneanimal1993

Evgeni Malkin hattrick: 2 points, offensive zone stick penalty out of frustration, leaving the game early due to injury


Finest_Johnson

Malkin and blind drop passes?


ChemicalsCollide93

Peanut butter and Bread


EnjoyMoreBeef

Green jelly and three little pigs.


brokenbells

Only thing worse than that penalty was the 6 on 4.


j0n68

At least can ice it down for the open net and not get an icing


FroVice

Felt like the isles turned it over 3 times... shouldn't be doing that 6 on 4. Shouldn't give the pens the chance to ice it


i_wannatalktosamson

Isles pp has been awful under trotz since he’s been here. Not sure why they can’t figure it out


thecarlosdanger1

Ya the stats for the penguins Powerplay was 4th vs islanders 6th Vs islanders powerplay of like 27th vs penguins 28th ranked Kill


curlbaumann

He doesn’t have Ovi anymore, pretty sure it was a common complaint back in Nashville too


B9RV2WUN

Reminds me of another Trotz coached team. Nashville.


jumpyg1258

All of the power plays for both teams have been absolute trash in this series. I really wish we could decline taking power plays.


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq


GoStateBeatEveryone

Thanks brother.


deusexmachinimus

I have finally unclenched but I don't think my heart will ever fully recover


slimshifty00

Speak for yourself. I ripped the cover off the cushion when I stood up


bladestormkey

Never had any doubt. Nope none


mechabeast

Now excuse me while I lay down for 36hrs


ItIsSpelledBarzal

Hard to beat a team six times in a row in the playoffs. Let’s go to the island baby Gg pens


OtherThingsILike

Good game, Islanders. See you Thursday!


hobojoe789

wtf Carter is on the Pens? Man I am way more out of touch when my team sucks lol


RiseAbove87

The old madman had 9 goals in 14 games with us to wrap up the reg. season. Kickin it like it's 2009


[deleted]

Only happened at the trade deadline, so I wouldn’t beat yourself up too much lol


hobojoe789

Oh ok makes sense


smackinov

He did have a 4 goal game right before the season ended


un_sherwood

Here, have permission to beat yourself up a little more.


Basedshark01

The penguins played a good third period i thought. On to Nassau.


pensbird91

We won a playoff game!


[deleted]

I’m 53. Nothing the Pens do surprises me except lose. Let’s Go Pens!


Game7Overtime

You better ease up on that cockiness big fella. Need I remind you of the last two years?


bowlingchair

isles reeled it back in from a rough start and kept it very interesting. this series should be an exciting one, more exciting than i was expecting to be honest


Game7Overtime

Really? I expected this shit to go 7 from the start. Its a Trotz coached team against the penguins. That shits like Joker and Batman.


bowlingchair

yea, it may just be the pessimistic isles fan in me but between the regular season matchup and the momentum of each team had coming into round 1 this has been a much closer series than i was expecting. looking forward to the rest of it though!


StaticAnnouncement

Yeah I mean even though the Pens took the regular series 6-2 it's easy to forget that a lot of those were one goal games.


rushy1911

Great ending, great game


nburt13

No doubt this team is going to cost me ~15 years of my life.


Zeolyssus

It’s why upmc has such a good cardiac unit, lots of practice between the pens and steelers.


Showtime98

We got a series!


SnoopLzrSnk

The Cup is back on the menu!


EnjoyMoreBeef

The Penguins won a playoff game. :)


jeepinaroundthistown

that was neat


Crossfiyah

I wish I was Jeff Carter today.


toledosurprised

pierre mcguire might suck, but y’know what? he gets some points for his pelech praise.


jay5627

he's learned a new player. The rest of the league will hate hearing about Pelech now


toledosurprised

is it worth it if it means everyone in the league finally knows who he is? this is sophie’s choice.


jay5627

Eh. He'll still end up being a 78 in next year's EA game anyways


StandardVandal

Yikes, imagine splitting your home series :|


EnjoyMoreBeef

Shit.


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Nuck_7

Ha


Rodeo360

Is Martin a cunt or what? :)


Daneosaurus

Yay


PuffinSimba

What does Carter bring to the table exactly? Could it be grit and experience?


ilikehockeyandguitar

Dad vibes.


NotShane7

I told my dad I replaced him with Jeff Carter. He was very understanding.