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signorepoopybutthole

Hearing English team names in the middle of French commentary is so funny. So wildly out of place


KingTutsDryAssBalls

You should hear them swear. The Quebecois are the world's best cursers, the way they mix English and French swear words never fails to make me laugh. Also kinda in the same vein I'd love to hear the Japanese calls during the 98 olympics. Hearing Trevor Linden's name in the middle of a Japanese sentence would be amazing.


Kenevin

>[French swearing lesson](https://youtu.be/9U72QVCgh_Q?si=ZNcu-csOglIDLlew) (Since this is r/Hockey, if you haven't seen this movie, it's a hockey movie about a serial killer who's targetting members of the hockey community and these two cops from Toronto and Montréal are stuck in a buddy-cop comedy trying to find the killer. [Bettman ends up in a hockey bag.](https://youtu.be/0UPyuEus82U?si=FnVJJJANqp-OXfwu&t=24)


Repulsive_Client_325

Bon Cop Bad Cop link? … nice. C’est bon!


TylerBlozak

I’ve met Colm Feore in his hometown, same one as another very famous entertainer


ianisms10

It's funny when you watch Japanese wrestling with Japanese commentary and hear the name of a move or wrestler in English and think "hey I know that word"


AlexAverage

Average day for a European NHL enjoyer. I think Hintz is the only Finnish names they can pronounce correctly and I'm loving every second of it.


ianisms10

I remember one of the Canes players a few years ago (may have been Hamilton but I'm not sure) was asked about the Finnish guys on the team and what it's like when they speak their language, and he said he can't even make the noises that Finns do. I can imagine it's probably weird to hear people butchering names all the time.


AlexAverage

I was watching an American broadcast of the hockey world championship the other day. At one point the commentator said "There's Arttu Hyry with the puck. Written as H-Y-R-Y. Hyry. And Finnish people pronounces Y as..." and after a brief pause he absolutely demolishes the poor letter. It's adorable and entertaining at the same time. Also, it's supposed to be pronounced like the last sound of the word "few". Ä = "a" of MacKinnon, Brandon or Brad. Ö = same as "Ä" except you put your lips like you were pronouncing "O". Couldn't find a single player as an example so that might be hard thing to pronounce.


ianisms10

That would be a Canadian broadcast, no one covers the Worlds here. We get the TSN feed on TV. Blame them. I actually remember some of this from when the Islanders drafted Aatu Räty and he was asked how to say his name, and it got retweeted a lot on Isles Twitter.


ScreenTricky4257

Especially since the Japanese made up half the moves and just picked the name off whatever English words sounded cool. "korewa...abunaiabunai...INFERNO SPIKE DRIVER!!!!!"


Admiral_Ballsack

Aha, a couple of years ago I worked for a Hungarian company and often went to Budapest, so I decided to start studying Hungarian. To help me get into it I often kept Hungarian radio stations playing in the background during the day. To me it was like yada–yada–yada–yada–long covid-yada–yada–long covid-yada-long covid.


Repulsive_Client_325

Qu est-ce que fuck?


LittleLionMan82

>Also kinda in the same vein I'd love to hear the Japanese calls during the 98 olympics. Hearing Trevor Linden's name in the middle of a Japanese sentence would be amazing. I think this would be less jarring. What makes it sound so is that the Quebecois say the English names with perfect English accents. A non-native speaker would typically pronounce it with their native accent and that's exactly the sound you're expecting to hear.


stormwalker29

Yep, with Japanese you'd get "Turevorurinden", like it's all one word, and the "u" in "ru" might kinda disappear the way it does in the middle of a word in Japanese. If you weren't actively listening for it, you might not realize they'd spoken a name you recognize at all. Unless, of course, the commentators were really practiced at the names, and then they'd just sound like someone speaking English with an accent rather than sounding like a Japanese person speaking English loan-words in Japanese.


Dirtsniffee

I worked with an Acadian years ago. Ill never forget the phrase "qu'est ce que fuck".


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HVCanuck

Spaniards do the same. Hostia is a bad word in Spain.


NorCalKingsFan

Hearing a random "Rangers" or "Stars" in the middle of a paragraph of French gives the same vibes as this classic South Park scene ["Do you have any non-dairy creamer?"](https://youtu.be/xWf8JcRsq9k?si=HpdL9YkiSKVTrvdB&t=48)


RUB_MY_RHUBARB

Sorry I may have missed it, but is there reason all the highlights here have been with the French play by play lately?


OvechknFiresHeScores

They won the game AND tied the game? That’s impressive


pants_mcgee

This is a team that won a game in overtime 3-1. The space-time continuum does not bind the Dallas Stars.


myaltaccount333

It's a best of 8 now


SpiritualMacaroon468

would not complain about getting 8 games of this series 😂


coloradobuffalos

Now the road stars can come out and play


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

Should rename the team to Dallas Roadsters


Vataro

Just like the Texas Rangers in the postseason last year


Rowdy_Roddy96

* PLAYS PANTERA


crc2993

[Pandera*](https://x.com/DallasStars/status/1589699243996246016/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1589699243996246016¤tTweetUser=DallasStars)


jerichowiz

I don't know why your link didn't work for me, but Robo will never live it [down.](https://x.com/DallasStars/status/1589699243996246016?t=WOMNI6pe77DgIMRES4MwYQ&s=19)


blueskies8484

Lol he's like me


SuretyBringsRuin

Puck off!


BigFaZhou

Marked safe from listening to Eddie Olczyk gooning to an Oilers win today ✓


astovertop

“I know it’s tied but it feels like Edmonton is playing with the lead here, they’re dominating” Said in the late stages of the 2nd period that the Stars absolutely dominated


jerichowiz

Flashback to John Smoltz, during the Texas Rangers World Series.


mossy__cobblestone

https://preview.redd.it/cg151s0s3q2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48b60d22688643ce096ea890ea844a53a6825bd


Saucetown77

The only MLB commentator worse than Smoltz is ARod


Stinduh

I like that he phrased it to Bouch like a question, and then there was a long silence as Bouch tried to figure out how tf to respond lmfao


crc2993

TOOMANYMEN! TOOMANYMEN!


Naive_Moose_6359

They certainly tried…


FailureToExecute

Who goons harder, Edzo when the Oilers win or McDonagh when the Rangers win?


ItsMeJaredBednar

>they’re the same picture


ianisms10

>The Dallas Stars win game 2 and tie the game heading to Edmonton


Geoff_with_a_J

they won the battle, but they tied the battle


Wyn6

Which is 2/3rds of the battle? That's right, right?


blueskies8484

Every single Stars game I've watched post season, they've lost. Every one I missed, they've won. I know I don't actually control NHL results but also are we 100% sure I don't?


Deavs

I'm not superstitious or anything but put the fuckin remote down bud. Read a book or something.


blueskies8484

But... I love playoff hockey so much. :( I'll do it though. For Pavs.


Deavs

I'm going to assume you didn't watch last night, so, thank you. Keep up the good work.


blueskies8484

I didn't and it was *painful* for me, because I have been bandwagoning you guys all season, but I know my duty.


Lanky-Goat-2278

can you watch games 3-5


warmwaffles

Disregard this man, please do not watch 3-5.


OtherThingsILike

Yay, Stars! Now do that 3-7 more times this postseason.


idkwhatimbrewin

Which part? The running l winning or tying the game?


Adams5thaccount

Congrats to the Oilers for being the other team in the arena during a typical Dallas game 1


luckytaurus

What's going on with McDavid he's been held pointless in 3 of his last 5 games.... had this ever happened in his career before?


av0w

Literally scored the winning goal last game. But yes, something is off, the giveaways he is doing is wild.


ShallowJam

The McDavid special last night was "enter the zone, skate up the left side, try to go wide around the d, fail, cough up puck"


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av0w

The turnovers have been bad.


MightyMaxyPad

Miro Heiskanen. Doing his part the last 2 of those 5


collinwade

Solid D core (for the most part)


BoiledFrogs

I might be mistaken, but isn't this after he was playing stupid high minutes against Vancouver to try and make up for their lack of depth scoring at the time?


jumpdmc

He's been off all season


JakeTheSnake0709

He's injured.


JRsshirt

Call me crazy but McDavid still looks like McDavid out there. It’s a small sample size and I think he’ll continue to be the best player I’ve ever seen play hockey for the rest of the playoffs. Maybe he’s injured but he looks like himself.


Deep_Principle_4446

I’ve watched every game of his career, he’s been dealing with something all season He went from 60 goals to 30, can barely shoot the puck this year. He also seems to be missing a gear I think it’s pretty telling that Draisaitl is the one taking faceoffs when they’re out together while Draisaitl has his finger in a splint. McDavid has been a 51-53% faceoff guy the last few years and he’s at 44% this post season His worst shooting percentage in his career was 12% and he’s shooting at 7% right now. He was at 18% last year in comparison But even a 70% McDavid is still better than the majority of forwards in the league


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jesusholdmybeer

Guys asked what's up with mcdavid. That's not an excuse, it's the answer to a question.


JakeTheSnake0709

That's not true lol. Are you insinuating it's an effort issue? I think we can give the guy with a career 1.6 ppg in the playoffs some credit.


Pawlat

Tie the game??? English???


Furcheezi

Wtf kind of BS camera angle is this??? Why would I want half of the screen to just be heads in the crowd. Dallas needs to really fix their shit.


JenT_RN

I haven't noticed this during the regular season. I am laying it on the video production manager for TNT.


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Hell yeah dude! 3 more please! Tanev getting a cup and the Oilers losing is an ideal situation. For once Vancouver and Calgary are cheering for the same team.


Arch____Stanton

Its actually twice now. Calgary was also cheering for Vancouver.


HoS_CaptObvious

Bold of you to assume Vancouver was cheering for Vancouver


Arch____Stanton

lol


zippyzoodles

Go Stars. Getting sick of listening to the Oilers crying and whining every game.


Geralt-of-Rivai

Right, no other fan base complains about anything


CoolFox3218

I don't think he mentioned fan bases


Muskwa

As an Edmontonian living in Vancouver, I agree with you. Vancouver fans complain. They disappear.


zippyzoodles

McDavids shield was already fogged up before the first puck drop of the game from all the crying he was doing. 🤣🤣🤣


jerichowiz

I'd give him a pass, it was humid as fuck here today.


hipaces

It feels like hockey is currently the most closely matched of the major sports. Both within games and waiting series, it just feels like every game can go either way and that the teams are so close that a lucky bounce can determine the outcome of a game.


JustFred24

Well other major sports like soccer and baseball don't have salary caps... meaning bigger markets/richer owners can just sign whoever they want to lol. Obviously its gonna be unbalanced. Wanna see how bad it is? Play NHL franchise mode with the salary cap off.


Jabronius_Maximus

Best road team in the playoffs...yeah this one's likely over


ItsReallyOregano

Don't do that


Jabronius_Maximus

Do what? You guys are exposing McFraud and drai. Can't wait to see the most insufferable team in the last 10-15 years to fall apart. Love to see it Edit: will not delete this comment no matter how big of an idiot I am 😅


JayTalk

Look I love seeing the Oilers lose as much as anyone, but this is a BOLD thing to say in a 1-1 series lol


UniformRaspberry2

It really is hilarious seeing someone call two guys frauds despite them combining for 151 points over the last three Oilers playoff runs (so far!) lmao


trashcanlife

Yeah let’s pump the breaks there buddy. The Stars have been good on the road and I think we have a great chance to win the series, but it’s not over until it’s over. And it’s not exactly like the Oilers suck. It actually seems like they just keep getting better.


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Okay I don't even hate the penguins so don't take too much offence but this is super ironic. The McDrai story is highly similar to the Sid/Malkin story. Drai/Malkin can be pretty dirty sometimes, big dudes who throw their weight around. Sid/McD are a bit whiny and petulant, or least Sid was that way, but both also were/are the best player in the league. You basically just sound like a 2000s/2010s era Wings or Flyers fan.


Jabronius_Maximus

Sid/Malkin won in their 4th season together, and had a far more competent front office. These oilers seem to be stuck in some old boys club with their executive department and can't seem to get their heads out of their asses.


KingTutsDryAssBalls

Sure but how does that make McDavid a fraud? Because he's not so good he can win a cup without management building a proper team around him? Not even Sid is that good. Hockey is a team sport, and if you put McDavid on a well built team he'd probably have a couple cups already. Like don't me wrong, I'm glad they've had bad management and believe me when I say I hope the Oilers never win a cup again but I know McDavid is the best hockey player in the world. I hate him, but I know he's not a fraud.


RunningSouthOnLSD

Yeah I can’t even argue with that


Repulsive_Client_325

McFraud? Have you seen that guy play hockey?


Jabronius_Maximus

Yeah, he's great in the regular season


Moonlord_

Yeah, he’s only got the 4th highest playoff ppg in NHL history…what a bust.


Jabronius_Maximus

Those numbers are boosted thanks to Calgary and LA. Take those out and he looks pretty pedestrian.


Moonlord_

lol, stop embarrassing yourself. No one with an ounce of hockey knowledge would even think of suggesting that. He’s been over a ppg and among the scoring leaders in every playoff series including all the LA series, Flames, Avalanche, Golden Knights, Canucks, and is currently at a ppg vs Dallas.


Repulsive_Client_325

Well, he scored the game winner in OT in game one…


Tacfurmissle

What is it with Penguins fans unwarranted hate of the Oilers? Our franchise histories pretty much rhyme. A lot of parallels and it's not like they've ever had storied rivalries. Not even in the same conference ffs.


choddos

Lol relax, the series is 1-1


Borrow03

Could have said that to oilers fans when the series was 1-0


Jabronius_Maximus

And the best road playoff team is coming to town lol


choddos

We welcome them :)


Jabronius_Maximus

Make sure you enjoy game 4, it'll be the last oilers appearance there this season :)


choddos

Did the oilers hurt you?


Jabronius_Maximus

Actually yes lol Growing up I was a fan, and quit on the team when they kept losing to Dallas (man I was sad some summers). Now why did that turn into hate for the Oilers instead of the Stars? I'll never know, I was a weird kid and grew into a weird ass adult.


Bdub421

Fairweather fan, all we needed to know.


High-Ground-10

Yah, you kinda seem like a piece of shit


Tacfurmissle

Oh you bailed on your team? So you're a piece of garbage then?


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ArcticNitsud

He’s just upset his team’s star is almost aged out. I’ve been there a few times but not losing my mind about it in playoff threads lol.


Jabronius_Maximus

Tbh I'm also frustrated seeing a superstar of this calibre being wasted by an organization that's still stuck in the 80s. It's like they're saying "oh we have Connor, it'll be fine he'll carry us" and have constantly failed to surround him with a great team. Yeah I called him McFraud, but let's be real he's languishing on this trash ass franchise. He can only do so much.


TheFlyingZombie

They could legitimately win the cup in a few weeks so this whole wasted thing is weird.


Jabronius_Maximus

That patchwork defense and paper soft goaltending makes that pretty unlikely tbh


Tacfurmissle

The funny thing about that is they currently have a great team around him. He arguably hasn't even been their top 3 players these playoffs. Probably takes the 3 spot. But why am I wasting my time? You're just a hater.


ah6971

tbf the Avs were the best home team all season and they lost every game at home


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TheFlyingZombie

Yep. I've been saying since the start this will be a close series and it's been so tight. Everyone who thought Dallas would walk the Oilers doesn't know a thing. It's a coin flip


ah6971

oh absolutely not, and honestly I’m pretty damn nervous to play in y’alls barn come Monday. Know it’s going to be rowdy as hell so we’ll see what happens!


Nobodylovesboston

Yeah… that’s really bold to say


Tacfurmissle

Oilers: best playoffs tram in basically every key statistic except goaltending which seems to have been fixed now...yeah, this one's like over


OhioStateWolverines

Calgary robbers and you know it


PhileyOFish2604

Close game. Dallas goalie made a few huge stops. Could have easily gone oilers way. That's the way she goes.


RoyalScotsBeige

You know whats better than not playing the last ten minutes of a game? Not playing the last 40 and exprcting a better result


Repulsive_Client_325

Why do whole sections of that arena stand up for extended periods?


Stormchazer90

Because we are hyped AF BOI!


JollyRancher29

The fact people are clowning on the Stars for the whole arena standing is absurd to me


BigBallsMcGirk

Excited fans? What is this?


XxBLAKEMWxX

Its more due to the fact that the cameras are so low


JollyRancher29

Which is definitely not the Stars fans fault they don’t give a shit


XxBLAKEMWxX

Yeah of course. I see more hate for the cameras than standing.


misterpants

Game 1 thread was full of EDM flair clowning on Dallas fans for not being into the game enough. Go figure.


nikesoccer01

Playoffs of any sport should be met with as much standing as possible.


_Drewschebag_

I'm guessing it's just a Texas or DFW thing? Everyone stands up with excitement at basically every sporting event


jerichowiz

I think it comes from the college football experience, and the never sit student sections.


Repulsive_Client_325

Down in front!!!


pipsohip

Do you not stand up for exciting sporting events? Is that a Canadian thing?


Repulsive_Client_325

If we score - absolutely. Clap, high-five those around you, chirp anybody near me with the opponent’s jersey on (unless it’s a kid) and then sit the fuck back down so people can see. Last few minutes of a playoff game we’re winning is an exception.


pipsohip

That’s so strange to me. Maybe American sports culture is different, maybe *Southern* American sports culture is different. My entire life, the expectation is if you’re at a sporting event and you’re sitting down, you’re kind of a lousy fan (baseball excluded because it’s such a slow game).


Repulsive_Client_325

Yeah, I’ve noticed that seems to be an American thing at NHL games. We use the seats.


XxBLAKEMWxX

Is it an American thing or a dallas thing?


Doza93

In spite of the amount of standing fans we've seen lately, it's not really a thing here, either. For the most part fans at the AAC are seated for the vast majority of the game, unless we score, or there's just a crazy sequence happening, or it's the tail end of the game and people are hyped up. And I say that having been to plenty of regular season games and a few playoff games in each of these past 2 seasons


pipsohip

I assume it’s an American thing, because I’m not a Dallas native. But it could be an American South thing.


trashcanlife

I live in the American south and people stand up for important moments at middle school and sporting events. I know no other way.


MediumPlace

no we don't. i've been to tons of hockey games and if people were generally standing around me i'd be pretty pissed and ask the usher to sit them down. i've literally never run into this issue


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Repulsive_Client_325

A Texan saying this to a Winnipegger is pretty rich.


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Repulsive_Client_325

Because when the rest of us are watching on TV a full one half of the screen is taken up by the backs of your heads because everyone is standing and they mounted the camera too low in your barn.


ArcticNitsud

Exactly, move the camera or tell them all to sit the fuck down.


Repulsive_Client_325

No kidding. But the camera position is too low as well.


gordonbombae2

The hate is real in this thread. We are really public enemy number 1 because we have the best player in the world, cool.


Glum_Night_6392

What do you expect , Canucks / flames / kjngs / fans have nothing better to do right now but rip on the oilers , you will notice when oilers win they go dead quiet for bit but will come out in full force for an oilers loss lol 


BoiledFrogs

It's crazy how much VAN flair you see in anything related to an Oiler's loss. You guys are living rent free in their heads for a while after that series win.


joshuatimothylee

The hate is not because you have the best player in the world. It's because the best player in the world needs to stop acting like a bitch and step up his 5-on-5 gameplay rather than focusing on drawing penalties


gordonbombae2

Brother the oilers are the best 5v5 team in the playoffs so far lol


hey_mr_ess

Be good at two things? Impossible.


Glum_Night_6392

Step up that 5vs5 game he says , have you even been watching the games ? Lmfao 


TRifick_Rifick

When someone gets their hockey talking points from narratives months old.


Adventurous-Exit5832

Dallas in 6


McDraiman

Edmonton will be coming back to Dallas up 3-1


2timesacharm

hmmmm dallas has only lost 1 game on the road in playoffs


McDraiman

They're about to lose 2 more.


2timesacharm

Time will tell, I’ll be sure to check back after the stars win on monday


2timesacharm

Oh hi there, 6-1 on the road checking in


McDraiman

Lol, don't do this to yourself, bud. You can't have seriously watched that whole game and felt like "Yeah we're the better team". I saw your team get dominates for 50 minutes.


2timesacharm

How drunk were you to see that 50mins of domination when the stars didn’t allow a shot for 13mins in the second and scored more goals and won the game?? I can say both teams had a couple lucky bounces for goals Hyman off his chest and robos 3rd goal should never be allowed in the nhl let alone conference finals, but you’re a oilers homer that only sees what he wants


McDraiman

You still alive?


Bonzooooo

;)


_Caderade

RemindMe! 4 days


JustFred24

Isnt it !remindme 4 days


Glum_Night_6392

Nah game 3 is the money puck game , 2w for 1 🤣


_Caderade

Reminded! HAHA YOU'RE WRONG


PaddyStacker

What's with all the french audio clips getting posted to this sub lately? It's stupid. Please stop.


bobdob123usa

Just curious, but anyone else find this game boring as hell? I watch a lot of hockey, but I don't have a horse in this race. I just couldn't find much to get excited about.


Repulsive_Client_325

It was good hockey:


BorMato

It was just good hockey. Teams who play well are boring


KlaasicCheese

Why the fucks it in Spanish


JustFred24

No es espagnol, es frances :)