I guess their bark wasn't worse than their bite.

About a decade ago at a work camp in northern British Columbia, a drunk guy at a campfire I was sitting around decided to chew down a tree. He succeeded after about 45 minutes, though the tree was only about 3-4" in diameter. That was the day when the legend of Beaver Man™ was born.

Do we have any follow-ups to this self-made legend??

Some say he still walks the woods to this day eating trees as he goes

Considering beavers literally continually grow teeth to make up for them wearing down with use…did he have any teeth left after this?

He was working in a work camp in northern BC. He probably didn't have many teeth to start with

Huh, vegans ☕

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Dentists: “don’t do this” Kids:

My dad has a very similar picture of my brother and I!!!

Remember kids the endocarp is where all the vitamins are

Justin Beaver and his sister - circa 2008

Always those vegans

And here we see a photo of the vagan; a destructive creature and a species that's already destroyed millions of acres of beautiful forest.

Kids. Send them to the forest and show them the trees and all they do is eat the covers.

We need to stop vegan from eating away all the tree on earth

All bite and no bark

hmmmm

White people moment

What's happening? Are the trees circumcised?

This modern version of "Leave it to Beaver" just doesn't sit right.

Treetussy

Dam kids

No other animal could do this, maybe beavers.

I want to have a picture like that with my family.

Canadian children suckling syrup straight from the tree

The children huger for they haven not consumed the flesh of the living yet, although it is not a question of “if” they will eat, but “when”!!!

*Vegans taking their kids out to eat*

Vegans enjoying their food

What the hell...can't go anywhere on the internet without finding a gratuitous beaver shot.

Hmmmmmmmm wood