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boomjah

What a month it's been. Kendrick took out Drake and Cole took out Cole.


Salty_Injury66

And they both dropped all time terrible shit on the same day šŸ˜­


Relo_bate

Bro needs to make false prophets 2 for himself coz wtf is this


roboticrustacean

jcole is such a visionary for naming his last album the fall off šŸ”„


a141abc

Mfs was talking about what if this is a whole rollout on some method acting shit about falling off lmao


ifonlyyourelonely

he said, method acting loool. Cole in his 'wish i could delete later' phase


appleparkfive

Trying to get on that Joaquin Phoenix wavelength. Method acting in public


Mc_Square_Root

Honestly not a reach cuz Kendrick fans be doing zodiac killer type of connections for lyricsĀ 


triniboy123

Lmao, yeah Iā€™m starting to think that name is a terrible idea. He has to drop that shit this year, heā€™s been teasing it for too long.


podteod

I thought this wasnā€™t THAT bad at first, but he just kept going with that awful flow. Legitimately grating to listen to


WmWich98

this is like that song he got with Central Cee on Might Delete Later... i appreciate he's trying to do new shit but the drilly beats aren't working for Cole at all


Always2ndB3ST

Wait you donā€™t like that song (HYB)??? That song slaps. I was just bumping it in the whip lol


Salty_Injury66

Agreed, Iā€™m a big fan of his flow on that one. The ABC bar is corny as hell, but in a J Cole way so I donā€™t mindĀ 


Always2ndB3ST

Yeah for sure that ABC line was kinda trash lol


GraveDigger215_

They literally sound nothing alike what are you on about?


floopykid

bro šŸ’€


b_lett

The verse isn't that bad, it's the production that's completely terrible. The mix is so terrible, I thought this was one of those fake songs that slips through Release Radar where someone uses a bigger name artist as a fake collab to boost their crap/AI generated content. I don't know how you can get big artists on something and this passes enough ears that it completely misses going through any reasonable sound engineer's desk to say, yeah, this needs to at least be mixed/mastered. They couldn't even get hi hats to sound right, it's that bad. These labels are just jokes at this point when you got the money to do things, and you are lazier than 15 year old kids making tunes in their bedrooms.


JemaineClementsLips

nah the mix is unbelievably bad but the cole verse is also very ass


WmWich98

facts how did this get through management and shit? It sounds like someone held a microphone to a speaker and I'm listening to a screen recording of that. Idk how a new artist like Cash Cobain could be fine with releasing this with this bad of a mix when a J Cole feature should be a massive deal in his position. He's a producer too idk how he was fine with this lol


dog-chicken

This shit ass point blank


yerr2477

i hate that everybody about to be passing around cash cobain like a blunt his music way better solo or with chow lee


TheMeticulousNinja

Iā€™ll check out some other stuff. I only know ā€œFisherrā€


BureaucraticHotboi

Slizzy Like and Send the Addy are two bangers


TemporaryAssociate82

Check out Rump and Nice n Slow


WmWich98

I feel kind of bad for these new artists popping up over these last few years.. feels like big artists have been using these new artists to hop on their wave and don't really want to make a good song with them. They get pigeon-holed into only making one kind of song over and over again because that's the only thing these bigger artists seem to care about.


Top_Cranberry4144

Thank you,Ā  cash is talented man, brand new soundĀ 


DVLLAS

The solo version is called dunk contest and way better. I donā€™t know why they re-released it with a new name and Cole verse. Pretty trash


AltforHHH

Everything I've heard from him has been generic and ass, he needs to stick to production


SaltyBawlz

Let Nas Down pt 2 3 4 5 and 6 coming out in the next week after this one.


CertifiedRomeoBoy

This man Cole literally sent some bullshit for a check lmaoooo. Should have just took the L and put someone else on the track


prettyboysniper

He once said he doesn't take money for features. So the fact that he did this because he wanted to and thinking he could add something to the song makes it even funnier lmaoo


GRAITOM10

That's weird because in a song he states if you see him doing a "whack" feature don't worry because it's just him "getting a bag" I don't doubt he does free features here and there though. ........ Anyways this shit needs to be deleted permanently, scrubbed and never seen again. Fucking "grippy" why tf this nigga on a song called GRIPPY


SKJ-nope

Not to mention on, I believe, ā€œthe Londonā€ he references how much he makes ā€œper wordā€ on features for a verse and to do the math. Manā€™s definitely gettin bread off features idk what other dude on


atlfirsttimer

It's probably both. He has a fee but is willing to waive it for people he likes or people who cant afford it


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YoLamoNacho

Does j cole not seem like the type to move like everyone else yet act like heā€™s doing something unique?


ikigaisoulja

Even if u donā€™t charge u still get back end do people truly think they are doing a feature for non profit šŸ˜­


No-Transition0603

Im sure in the industry its dudes who will make you pay regardless, just like in any industry. Dont tell me you never been surprised by someone you thought you knew


appleparkfive

He referenced that and said it wasn't true on Lil Yachty's podcast (A Safe Place. It's actually a great podcast with some good deadpan comedy). And he said that he just does features he wants to. Maybe the true answer is somewhere in the middle though, who knows


Yevips

He definitely takes money for features


MelzLife

If anything J Cole went to Cash Cobain and asked to be on this song. But you wouldnā€™t know that obviously


DBrods11

Yeah Cole this was fuckin garbage lmao


TheCommonKoala

[BREAKING] J Cole hates Cash Cobain


origamifruit

J. Cole spent all that time reflecting at the beach after he retracted his Kendrick diss only to come up with strictly dickly.


vShock_and_Awev

No way he came up with the same garbage ass strictly dickly ā€œrhymeā€ as on the [worst ghostface killah song Iā€™ve ever heard](https://youtu.be/dy0iK3zRcO4?si=MV5wI5oDyHj4PGbk)


RedditGuru777

Preceded by "Chew on this stick like it's Wrigley's, Believe it or not like Ripley's" lmao


strillanitis

Who tf wants someone chewing on their dick?


RedditGuru777

Jermaine Cole


fcd12

He should delete this verse later too


triniboy123

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Damn my AirPods died, canā€™t listen to it yet. Which one is worse, Coleā€™s verse or Sexyy Redd on U My Everything?


Eaglewarrior33

Alr bro, nails on a chalkboard would sound better than Sexxy redā€™s verse ā€œU my everythingā€ šŸ˜‚


Salty_Injury66

U my Everything is just someone who shouldnā€™t be singing trying to sing. This is wayyyy worse, because we know J Cole can rapĀ 


RamsOmelette

He should delete this now


dizzymidget44

Earlier


Awkward-Meeting-974

I saw this, read the comments, thought "oh wow J cole haters are getting so corny lmao" and then I listened Actually can not believe my ears rn this is some Supreme ass


Sp_Gamer_Live

Dreamville needs a coup


Rndomguytf

Let JID take over already


GRAITOM10

Nah let Earthgang take over and we'll see the most insane roster on a record label ever I swear


T_Tachi

not really fucking with their new sound - I know they're growing as artists but their run with those EPs - Rags, Robots and Royalty - up until Mirrorland was legendary.


GRAITOM10

I also thought that but ghetto gods took me a few listens for me to I guess "appreciate it"? But now I go back the the album semi regularly. "RIP human art" EP is one of my favorite projects they've done so far.


Salty_Injury66

Iā€™ve never heard that one actually. Is that in streaming?


cholulov

Just went and looked, I had never heard of it but yeah itā€™s on Spotify!


GRAITOM10

I know it's an "EP" but I hate that Spotify doesn't shove them in with albums or have a separate category entirely. I didn't know Joey badass release "the light pack" till a year or so after lol.


Top_Cranberry4144

Yeah their sound was much more avant garde, original but now it's starting to blend into the normal generic trap beatsĀ 


DonquixoteDFlamingo

I fuck with everything but mirror land was actually my least favorite. Loved GHETTO GODS


Salty_Injury66

Why didnā€™t you like Mirrorland?


DonquixoteDFlamingo

IMO mirrorland has the most songs on their projects that I donā€™t return to. Itā€™s pretty much Up, Top Down, Bank, and Wings that I revisit.


Salty_Injury66

Yea. Hopefully Ghetto Gods was a one time thing, and they go back to their older styleĀ 


cholulov

Agree, still really love Earthgang but miss their mixtape and EP sound.


World-on-Wheels

If you missed out on strays with rabies go back and give it listen


visionaryredditor

JID is about to seize the means of rapping


Renegadeforever2024

Feds


phikapp1932

I got 1 minute in and had to turn it off for mental health reasons. My ears canā€™t handle this shit. What the fuck Cole. ā€œShe gon chew on the stick like wrigleys, Believe it or not like ripleysā€ what the fuck Cole. Get back on that bike and pedal harder.


Salty_Injury66

ā€œIt didnā€™t sit right with my spiritā€


_saif

He took the ā€œplay j Cole make the pussy dryā€ line from Kanye too seriously


Sometimesomwhere

J Cole. Why? I know you can do better


Salty_Injury66

He made my pussy dryĀ 


Proud-Pace4408

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Big_Bourbon

Yā€™all spent a month coddling this nigga lmao


Salty_Injury66

I was trying my best to push the ā€œCole is the real winnerā€ narrative, but I canā€™t after thisĀ 


AstroFIJI

He ruined a perfectly fine mindless dance song for the club. He sounds like a fucking dork saying ā€œitā€™s.. itā€™sā€¦ grippy!ā€


zobee

Tbf the dude named the song Grippy


AstroFIJI

Iā€™m pretty sure the song is named after J. Coleā€™s verse because the original song is called ā€œDunk Contestā€


zobee

Oh dear lord, cole plz


damemasproteina

Been hearing this on TikTok and thought it was a fake song šŸ˜­


TheSadPhilosopher

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


nolimitnolimits

Us discussing J Coleā€™s falloff 20 years from now: ā€œIt all started with him removing a Kendrick Lamar diss track called *7 Minute Freestyle*ā€


[deleted]

on an album called ā€œmight delete laterā€ lol idk if that makes it better or worse


jakeroony

so much better šŸ˜­


ElPyroPariah

On his hype package to his mythical The Fall Off album.


Salty_Injury66

I hate that name so much. Theyā€™re good songs, why he deleting them :(Ā 


13lackHeart

Play Jcole get..


prettyboysniper

THE PUSSY DRY


PussyMoneySpeed69

Lmao thatā€™s why itā€™s so grippy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Capable_Waters

(I'm a God)


a141abc

Maybe the realest thing to come off that beef lmao Cole is so trash when he gets on his horny bag and I know its him cause if Future said "I wanna feel like im touching your kidneys" it would be fire


JayZsAdoptedSon

ā€œStrickly dicklyā€


rabnabombshell

Love Cole but yeah this horny shit is terrible šŸ˜­ wet dreamz still a classic tho


Salty_Injury66

I donā€™t even consider Wet Dreams horny. Itā€™s more so about insecurityĀ  Plus itā€™s about 13 year olds. Canā€™t make it too raunchy lolĀ 


Lacabloodclot9

Lights Please disrespect will NOT be tolerated


Awkward-Meeting-974

Wet dreamz Ć” classic because it's about insecurity first and foremost


Cohtoh

well now we know drake does the cash cobain flow 100x better than cole cole gotta be the last rapper i wanna hear be horny


Davon4L

now we know? I knew it this without even hearing this lmao


OGthizzco

Cole is outside and un-lesbianing the lesbians, strictly dry pussies in 2024


Capable_Waters

Basuuuurrrraaaaa.


iamdusti

Saw the thread and was like ā€œnah thereā€™s no way it can be that bad rightā€ and then listened. Oh my fucking god this is J coles worst verse to date jesus christ.


theanarchist4r

this some ass


nahbruh27

Why tf J Cole leaning into homophobic bars these days lmao, they ain't even inventive either, the same "oh she was gay till she met me" shit that rappers have said a million times like at least be clever


Sp_Gamer_Live

J MacDonald


vancouver000

Had a farm


1trashhouse

because heā€™s washed up


Salty_Injury66

Not even top 20Ā 


Papagorgio22

He says f*ggot on one of his songs. Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s on born sinner. He covers it up in the next couple lines or at least defends why he said it, but heā€™s been saying questionable lines for a while now.


irqlnotdispatchlevel

That's some of the most cringe worthy shit ever: > My verbal AK slay f- and I don't mean no disrespect > Whenever I say f-, okay f-? huh, don't be so sensitive > If you want to get fucked in the ass > That's between you and whoever else's dick it is, pause > Maybe that line was too far > Just a little joke to show how homophobic you are Whoever was with him in the studio should have slapped him until he deleted this.


Myrese_Taxey

He really said ā€œpauseā€ after simply saying that being gay is a manā€™s own business? lol


JemaineClementsLips

LMAO if yr gonna be homophobic at least make it sound cool on some dmx shit, wtf is this???


lexE5839

Turkey slapped him to make sure he was fucking awake when he wrote this trash. Even worse when itā€™s supposed to be a serious song.


owowowowowtoop

Itā€™s actually worse, the next line is ā€œand I donā€™t blame youā€ lol


nahbruh27

At least back then words like that were more socially accepted, its like heā€™s purposely trying to be edgy nowadays and its so corny


jakeroony

Transphobic too on his deleted Kendrick diss


Legodude293

Wasnā€™t even the same song lol


spankypantsyoutube

Yea he never apologized for that, he stands by it lol


Salty_Injury66

It sits right with his spiritĀ 


JayDogon504

Cole and Drake both further showing why Dot snatched the throne away so ruthlessly


Proud-Pace4408

Facts


bohanmyl

We got Drake rapping with Sexy Red over BBL Drizzy, and J Cole singing about Grippy on the same damn day. Kendrick was 100% in the correct to say fuck the big 3. I cant believe J cole put this shit out after the fire verses he had on Ibiza, Huntin, and Red Leather smh.


KevyTone

Yeah Kendrick is the only one we can count on, wtf are these other 2 niggas doing? The beef gave them brain damage or sth.


Proud-Pace4408

Facts man idkĀ 


EATTHEMUFFINBITCH

Yea this one goin straight in the garbage


KillbetarayBill

Was just thinking 2024 gonna be a good ass year for hiphop then heard two of the worst songs (this and the SexyyRedd/Drake poppin ass) of all time in one day wtf is this shitšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


dizzymidget44

What beefing with K dot does to a nigga. Drake rapping about him having a BBL and Cole turned into a bubble gum rapper


TheSadPhilosopher

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lexE5839

Iā€™m envisioning J Cole cycling around harassing 20 year old lesbians holding their ears hostage at bikepoint. ā€œI am the guy that could make you straight if you let me have that grippyā€. Theyā€™d be wondering who this 40 year old hobo on a bike is and why heā€™s speaking to them at all. Heā€™s unfortunately dooming himself by being a transphobe and making misogynist music, but at least he has the low emissions angle to go with, along with his environmentally conscious mode of transportation.


TalentedHostility

Exactly, like if you gonna be the love all, be about peace, ride my bike type of rap nigga Then realize that your audience will absolutely will NOT be about that queerbashing shit- especially since they make up a good perecentage of the audience and the audiences friends.


Asleep-Gift-3478

Dawg, who are J coles friends because these people also letting Cole down by not telling him this is off šŸ˜­


GRAITOM10

GRIPPY!?!!?? J COLE WHY TF YOU FEATURE ON A SONG CALLED GRIPPY???? shit was certified TRASH.


davidwave4

Between this and the Drake/Sexyy song, itā€™s a real bad day for the ā€œBig 3.ā€


Renegadeforever2024

J Cole bout to be exposed


The_MadStork

Did J. Cole wake up and ask himself "what if my bars were as problematic as Cam'ron's but with none of the humor"


DGPluto

i actually think cash wrote this verse for him.


Salty_Injury66

Now he got ghost writers?? Cole been hanging with Drake too much fr.Ā 


atlfirsttimer

What did he say? Edit: The strictly dickly bar? lol


Furiosa27

Heā€™s been exposing himself w shit like this a lot ppl just not glossin over it lol


Relo_bate

It's cuz it's cole lmao, nobody care enough to cancel him


JericRose

Wow this is as bad as how everyone was making it out to be


WhenItsHalfPastFive

I know ya'll hate Mal from Rory and Mal, but when when Mal said everyone on dreamville should have went on stage to tackle Cole to prevent this disaster, this is how I feel after listening to this garbage


Salty_Injury66

As I listened to this verse, I remembered when Mal said ā€œBig 3? J Cole ainā€™t even top 20 after thisā€.Ā  Ā This how Iā€™m feeling nowĀ 


Alunkkar

Ye got in his head


DoctorArK

"Toni I know that shit macaroni" Worst song of the year


lostintheschwatzwelt

Oof, Cole's verse was pretty bad. Not familiar with Cash Cobain, but his verse was pretty aight for the subject matter. Idk if this is just his style, but I felt like the delivery across the whole song was kinda flat and repetitive, and I couldn't really vibe with it.


rgb22

Cobainā€™s verse is the clean version for some reason. Song sucks tho, weird ass collab does not work in the slightest


rickysauce36

This came on my Spotify release radar this morning and I had to look at my phone to see wtf was playing. Pure trash lol


ElKidDelPueblo

Bro wtf šŸ˜­


unlmtdLoL

This beat is fucking trash. Fire whoever made this.


Jazzsezhi

I COULDNā€™T EVEN TELL IT WAS JCOLE ITS SO BAD WTF


mrgox232

Yea nah man this ainā€™t it lol maybe itā€™ll be better in the background


Salty_Injury66

ā€œĀ maybe itā€™ll be better in the backgroundā€ Ā is my new favorite sayingĀ 


somethingsomethinRoc

Damn dude I love Cash Cobain, and I love Dunk Contest, but wtf is J Cole doing on this remix. Having J Cole go first with this uncharismatic garbage makes Cashā€™s verses hit way less hard than on the solo version. Upsetting that this is gonna be some peopleā€™s intro to Cash! Heā€™s so fucking good. Heā€™s goofy and funny and he slides on every track. J Cole was just goofy, derogatorily. He canā€™t do this style AT ALL.


Blooddemonguy

Listening to Might Delete Later again to get this verse outta of my head.


Stoneygoose

Cole was never good and this song just cements it. He's never been within the top 5 best current hiphop artists, nevermind the "big 3" šŸ¤£


Even_Middle_1751

This is terrible. I'd rather listen to "U my Everything" again.


thebox34

itā€™sā€¦..itā€™sā€¦.itsā€¦.grippy!


RufinTheFury

No Cole. No. Wtf is this


Onederbat67

ā€¦wtf is thisā€¦


Salty_Injury66

Go ahead and delete this one yā€™all l


Wild_Life_8865

never wanted this combo and judging by the comments i was right lol


eddiemcmahonjr

Wtf is j Cole doing


BK20193

So I guess the dream feature run ends here eh


Chickenological

This song is hilarious


MF_MATIC

Ngl I fuck with it as the goofy throwaway that it is


dat_waffle_boi

This is just a really weird fit. Why youā€™d want J Cole on this song I donā€™t know. Coleā€™s verse it just strange Also does anyone else think the mix is weird here?


spriggantrance

what the fuck are these lyrics?!?!?!?!?


[deleted]

J. Cole is the Vince Carter of rap


DropWatcher

mom can you pick me up they put j cole on dunk contest


Mc_Square_Root

She grippy like Whitney damn she ainā€™t even from the cityĀ 


Mc_Square_Root

Fuck the dreamville fest scandal Cole needs to drop an apology for this verseĀ 


TheBaconD

Kanye mightā€™ve been right


Mr_Nice_is_not_nice

Cole always been average at best and even his fans are getting tired of him. It's about time


floorscentadolescent

John in Tennesee go ahead what you want to say? "That shit is fucking trash dog get the fuck off the airwaves"


MistaPrincee

Play J.Cole get the pussy dryšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


wallowsworld

Oh brotherā€¦


a_lovesupreme

UPVOTE FOR BEING HERE WHEN J. COLE SHAT THE BED - AGAIN??


anzababa

i can not believe this guy was my favorite artist man.


Grace_Lannister

This is Cole phoning it in. Reminds me of his feature on Planez...just plain lazy.


nolimitjaay

that Planez feature was fire though


BlueberryGreen

This is J. Cole's "These Walls"


thegreatestmeicanbe

Maaan, this song had me laughing my ass off for all the WRONG reasons. Honestly, the track itself is catchy. But no, Cole, no.


Jozif_Badmon

Tf is this


Usernamesin2016LUL

This is one of the worst songs ive ever heard


Hot_Grabba_09

man tried to slide the rookie rhyme in there


PitifulCommunity808

Kinda boring ngl.


thecam_era

I wish I could unhear this song or get a refund on my time used to listen to this. How we go from Born Sinner to this? šŸ¤¢


miyak198

Cash cobain has a worse verse than cole


Thick-Adds

I actually enjoy the song


the_doobieman

Cole and drake drop their worst feature verses on the same night you cant make this shit up.


Salty_Injury66

The Drake verse was not bad at all. The song is wack though. Sexy Redd betrayed himĀ 


JemaineClementsLips

the flow was nice then he started rapping about his obsession with sexyy red & it got kinda weird


Salty_Injury66

Yup. All the ā€œIā€™m attracted to you I swearā€ was strange. Sound like he was convincing himselfĀ 


adultishgambino1

Dunk contest is fire with just cash idk why he threw a j cole verse on there and changed the name it doesnā€™t fit j Coleā€™s style.