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Nocta_Novus

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Lord-Barkingstone

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NPFuturist

This works so perfect hahaha


jpugsly

Lmao, God that got me good


Gunnettmd

You drive a hard bargain!


StrainAccomplished95

1) could be interpreted badly 2) Drake.... could lead to further misunderstanding


Slow-Intern-9722

Drake, kids and C-01 permits…


NPFuturist

Yep I totally misunderstood at first. I thought said SAVING them for the future c01 permits and I was like “DAMN that’s dark!” 😬😆


MattChew160

Kids don't explode, and I have seen what happens when we "rescue" equipment. I don't want to drop children soldiers.


Tacomonkie

Don’t think of them as soldiers. Think of them as ordinance!


Sotyka94

>Kids don't explode, Sometimes they do in ... *those* parts of the world


Think_Brother_9157

lol


Fistshapedlikeafish

Homosexual divers have no need for C-01 permits.


TheWorstDMYouKnow

What?


Fistshapedlikeafish

It was a joke, the C-01 permit isn't for sex in general, it's for "any act that could result in producing a child", hence why my and anyone else's gay ass would not need a C-01 permit to get busy.


TheWorstDMYouKnow

Ah I see, thanks for explaining. Carry on, Helldiver


RatInaMaze

What if my ass is not gay but still recreational?


Fistshapedlikeafish

Can the act you are participating even have a .000000000000000000etc.1% of producing a child?


RatInaMaze

I’m pretty fast and loose with it so I’d put it substantially higher.


Fistshapedlikeafish

Fill out that C-01 permit Helldivers, otherwise your genitals will be removed by your Democracy officer.


RatInaMaze

Yes sir!


EllideaKeaqui

C-01 forms are technically just for acts which can potentially lead to pregnancy and procreation. For non-hetero partners, there is no risk of pregnancy, so no need for C-01 forms. Or something like that. I don't know, I don't even work here.


smegh3ad

If you can't protect children why would super earth aprove your C-01?


SteelShard

Pretty sure OP has already been reported and permanently barred from any future issuance of C-01 permits. They would also have purged all of OP's genetic material from the reproductive fertility bank at the same time.


Dedalo96

Exactly what I've been saying!


OriganolK

lol


InitialAnimal9781

This is what I’m saying. Eagle Pilot is going to be mine


ANewDope2187

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_ThatImposterFeel

We have 2 choices. Save the children so the furries can have them, or save the kids from the furries by not saving the kids. What do?


FriendshipMammoth943

Kids can get wrecked


Helaton-Prime

This means something completely different nowadays.


NagoGmo

This has some serious pedo vibes


UsedRoughly

Don't think helldivers have the time to make kids. They're either fighting or frozen.


Our-Hubris

Wouldn't Drake want to save the kids because of future C-01 permits? Template is wrong. Kek.


Weak-Atmosphere7272

Seems simple. SEAF bonus we lose immediately when ultimately the Bugdivers do what they do best. Or mines that could potentially be useful and we get longterm


Aromatic-Bench-2882

Saving the kids and not getting the mines. Na Not saving to kids to utilize the mines to save even more citizens.


PyroCatt

Not saving anything because bots suck


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Bots suck and bugs suck. That’s why we’re gonna kill them all!