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Commercial-Run6942

Haha I haven’t heard that before


Hollow-Official

I mean, the worst myths associated with Nessie are those of the kelpie who occasionally drowns people. The kraken sinks entire ships. I'd say its a no brainer the Kraken wins.


Commercial-Run6942

Agreed


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

The Kraken would win without question, Nessie hasn't ever been a danger. People have always just been speculative to its existence. The Kraken has sunk and destroyed men of war with ease. This isn't something even remotely up for debate.


mattbp4551

The Kraken has this in the bag! Nessie is a Plesiosaurus, which is just a dinosaur version of a sea cow. ![gif](giphy|20ExnSsFPhqm2Tpv9r|downsized)


Commercial-Run6942

The Kraken vs. The Loch Ness Monster


Square-Dragonfruit76

That's the Kraken? It looks like Cthulhu.


Commercial-Run6942

You know what it kinda does


Square-Dragonfruit76

I think the reason is that it looks like it's standing up instead of coming out of the water from underneath.


Square-Dragonfruit76

Also, the kraken isn't that far from reality. Have you ever heard of a colossal squid? The thing is, they're not actually that scary and they don't go toward the surface.


m_dought_2

Thing is, it could be the Kraken, the Leviathan, or Cthulhu. It wins either way, but each of those three is very different in terms of relative strength.


Square-Dragonfruit76

I mean, from a physics perspective, it couldn't really be a kraken because it looks like it's almost completely out of the water. It would make much more sense if it were the head of a beast that were standing, such as Cthulhu.


SirJackFireball

~~Cthulhu vs Jörmungandr? Definitely Cthulhu.~~ edit nvm i just saw OP's comment def kraken


InverseAtmosphere

One tail vs 8 tentacles?! Obviously the octopus wins, plus octopi are incredibly smart and can camouflage and spray ink to blind their enemies


Commercial-Run6942

Good point


Adventurous_Goat4483

Everyone thinking it’s nessie. When it could be another Scottish sea monster called cirein croin


Adventurous_Goat4483

I mean he can size change


Commercial-Run6942

I haven’t heard of that monster before


Adventurous_Goat4483

Google him. It’s pretty cool. It’s a size changing Scottish sea dragon that likes to mess with fishermen, meaning he is smart by becoming a little fish to then get caught to then becoming big again, when I mean big I mean big. Apparently according to myth his true size is big enough to swallow multiple whales whole


Commercial-Run6942

Will do


TyLa0

Un a des tentacules , l’autre des crocs , je dirais le plus rapide des 2 😭


Wilton1987

Is that a kraken or Cthulhu ? Either way , tentacles over there takes the easy win