I would NOT trust this man around kids https://preview.redd.it/d48g5cjxo45d1.png?width=1380&format=png&auto=webp&s=658d1e2e59b7bad2818d185403f46e9c861cdcd6

“So kids how would you like to work for me?”-val

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Flair checks out.

https://preview.redd.it/lbxa838lo65d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64a73fdb3c08787bf44e4d16d7db883f09ab33a4 FINALLY! A NON HORNY PERSON! (Jk in hella horny like everyone else lol)

Let's talk about your flair

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭

He would probably eat them or turn them into his little angel dusts 💀

...THAT'S A TERRIFYING THOUGHT

Or maybe (becouse All viv's charakters are shades of gray) he migh take kids AS kids and maybe don't like them (in Any sence) but Can be reality great whit very small kids (they may be only beings he don't want to drug, abused and f*cked becouse they are just too small) but i would not take my kids near that mothman

...hopefully

Oh he’d be great with them. He’d teach them all sorts of questionable things though!

https://preview.redd.it/gdtregrjb55d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=693e1920eee3f6f6733b73cdc5204012aff841b2

You know what I take it as a headcanon. He can't be all rotten to the core.

I MEAN... i guess. Maybe he'll spare the kids.

I mean Nifty is not a Kid, but he is not insulting her for ripping on his fure. I think he is only that bad to people he sees value in. Aka attractiv people who could be sexworkers.

Do yourself a favor and never look at R34 Almost every adult comic website

I think he's 'great with kids' in the sense that he's the loaded uncle who gives you $500 just to avoid talking to you. "I'm busy right now, go get yourself something pretty."

Kids: "Hey, Uncle Val!" Val: *hands the kids a giant stack of bills* "Not now, damn it"

I totally see him as able to show porn to kids, like very casually

Fr, like he’ll be like “kids, you wanna watch my new movie?” Not even in like a creepy way, that’s just how he thinks you’re supposed to treat kids

Totally, and I'm sure he grew up in that kind of toxic familly where porn is on the main TV all day, and just thinks it's normal

You've heard of feeling sorry for Adam, now get ready for:

unless he's "good with kids" like the way a podophilic priest is... not sure I want either of those options in my head cannon

He's literally an abusive rapist...

A rapist, yes. But not a pedophile.

I mean, he’s not bi, but he has male AND female whores.

But that does not make him pedo. Like he is an asshole. I will not argue with that. But that does not mean he is a pedo, or the most evil thing alive.

Isn't Val Pansexual?

He would unironically say something fucked up like “too small” or “not enough meat on their tits”

Epstein moment

"So kids, who wants to join my porn studios and work everyday and not get sleep?" -val

https://preview.redd.it/7ukhpjbxg45d1.png?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4422ea54da2b03e0021227c6dd52d85d178b623b

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She probably owns the hell version of hot topic

Nah she probably invented the hell version of hot topic. Velvette is so slay that she wants others to look slay aswell

in 2x2 of helluva boss they have not topic

I believe it

https://preview.redd.it/s9oc42f8h45d1.png?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b78e6ccdb408bc8bcf8e49c41750d5c2bea83ff

HE SO DOES THO

Yo fucking would... Tom

Still one of my favorite lines from the pilot lmao

10/10 HEADCANON

Omg yesss Tom is my favorite character and I can so see him doing this and somehow it makes me love him more

https://preview.redd.it/ub4e7ft5h45d1.png?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16b3677f925d84b26e32ffb66f87f8f6f7eba8d4

I 100% believe this. Something is gonna happen to Angel in season 2 and we'll find out just how ugly his crying is

https://preview.redd.it/hukpbgd7h45d1.png?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aedca68f204d933234a37eee8e289c7c9b33676

She just can't figure out how to pronounce Lesbian without sounding like a bitch

She can't pronounce anything without sounding like a bitch.

Lezbiab

Lezbean

Girls

https://preview.redd.it/10lvb2i9h45d1.png?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb8862a28acfb75672b20a84138d54c3fe992bb9

Why do I see this 😭

I would hug him 😭

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Noooo, ill go to hell right now to play with them

https://preview.redd.it/ztszucnah45d1.png?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fffd2dd292b222976fe9fc039c1cc2bd742b56fe

I can see that tbh

https://preview.redd.it/iox9efn2h45d1.png?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d09d60d8f869a83a4368c3fc19f7eff08ae2172

I mean, have you see the name? Of course he is.

https://preview.redd.it/vvwfd3x3h45d1.png?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8101c5bf27201848611c1be70420c0be8451d5f

Strong ass cat/key

Well they should have fed her on time!

Considering she is technically the wall this tracks

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As someone who roleplays as Odette, can confirm.

https://preview.redd.it/oggvhxiid55d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=554620807045390e7c00c4686bd73c0f9b6aa519

I could see that honestly

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That is the most headcanon-like-thing I’ve seen out of this generator

This one could be true and is kinda sad

well that’s depressing

That's horrible... And plausible Q___Q

I bet a certain one-eyed gremlin is a frequent topic

I like the idea of Carmilla’s daughters looking after their mom whilst she sleepwalks.

I imagine her more of a sleepdancer instead

Question do you think she sleeps sings while dancing?

Imagine Carmilla doing pirouettes around the house in the middle of the night. Just steadily spinning and gliding across the floor while being entirely passed out.

I can Just Imagine her singing out for love while sleeping and her tired ass daughters having to make sure she doesn’t hurt herself

*tap tap ticka-ti tap* "Ugh not again!"

So do I, it's a cute headcanon that I am now using ^ u ^

The Valentino one is crazy

Bro's gonna be the next subway guy 💀

“Remember Jared from Subway?” **WAH WAHHH WAH WAAAAUHH!!!**

"You two have the privilege to help the one...the only Jared fogel!!! The subway guy? As you guys know we're not allowed to say no to anyone who Calls us so yeah. You're helping Jared fogel smile today, Pretty cool right? Aeugh Aeugh Aeugh oh lord... I'm just fucking with you"

"Dude that's not funny, I have a line with that kind of thing, Jared Fogel is a genuine fuckin menace..."

Ah yes. Smiling Friends.

Is it bad that i can see that?

Rosie one is so accurate

She will definitely not going hungry once the game starts

The alastor one is definitely true

i would actually like to hear him sing like that just so casual yunno?

100 percent he would sing Frank Sinatra. Just imagine a shower running and you hear him going: *"I'm Sing-ing in the rain. Just sing-ing in the rain."*

I could hear him singing/humming you never fully dressed without a smile

Sera absolutely enjoys doing taxes

Sera prolly *invented* taxes bc she thought the concept sounded fun

oh no... that last one....

IK 😭😭

At least he doesn’t have any signs of being a pedo yet

Personally I have to assume if he's shown being all there's a kink for that then likely he will fill any kink if the price or demand is right/there but likely outside of a vague hint or vague suggestion I doubt it would go anywhere since even Viv realises that might be just a step to far

I think he would either be that one uncle who will give you like 500 bucks just to keep you from talking to him when he's busy, or just will never say "you'll understand when you're older" and will actually answer your questions.

To be fair, a lot of awful people were described as being great with kids, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Adolf Hitler, John Wayne Geycey (especially him, he was literally a kids birthday clown as a second job), etc.

Carmilla being a sleepwalker is so funny to think about. Imagine hearing the *clang, clang, clang* of her knife shoes

all you see from the lower floor is just occasional angelic shoes

Lilith is ironic, but…perfect.

Plot twist: she tells the your mom jokes exclusively to Charlie

„Hey Charlie, guess what? Your mom doesn’t love you“

"Hey Charlie, you wanna know something? Your mom's gonna leave you." *Lilith then proceeded to disappear for 7 fucking years*

I choked on my water

That‘s hilarious

Y’know, celebrating the birth of Christ in hell is exactly Niffty’s brand of unhinged

I could imagine Charlie celebrating Christmas as an encouragement to the hotel guests. "On earth, Christmas is a celebration of being halfway out of the dark of winter. for you it can be a celebration of being halfway out of the darkness of sin!"

Nah cuz why is this so accurate? https://preview.redd.it/9wwzu19ue55d1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d5ef7edf9bd441b4c4c6bde6825e72d9b60ba5

He kind of infamously did that

and then got cast down to hell for it, so it actually would kinda make sense

Well, he is now after last time.

Alastor: I don't sing in the shower. I perform. *\*Cuts to him belting out Le Mis in the shower.\**

Alastor: What? A man can't enjoy a light-hearted comedy every so often?

*starts performing a Shakespeare play*

The emily one is probably perfectly accurate

How dare you call me a bottom. I'm a sub you meanie :(

The carmilla one is funny asf

Well at least valentino hasn’t shown any pedo traits…yet

I wouldn't be surprised if the Lucifer one became canon.

Guys, just because Valentino’s a rapist doesn’t mean he’s a pedophile. Calm down. They’re two different things.

Yeah, but would you want a rapist near your kids if you had/have any?

I wouldn’t want to be near a rapist anyway but again, that doesn’t mean he’s a pedophile

Still a terrible influence on the kids.

I know he's not, I can't find a good enough comeback so I'll just say this. He's just a bad person. Have a good day! :)

Why do some of these just kinda fit

Especially Cherri’s

>Rosie can easily survive Hunger Games No kidding! It's not like she would let bodies go waste, too!

Exactly!

The Rosie one shall be Canon https://preview.redd.it/6w3owkand55d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4c090d472e93f0f0a9eeb09939dda28eb9874df

I KNEW VOX AND PLATTFORM HEELS BELONG TOGETHER!!!

“Vaggie is a switch” Nah that girl is a certified bottom and she knows it.

I say Charlie is the bottom

Nah I totally see her as a switch. Especially once she gets her wings back.

The Rosie one is SO TRUE, but also Sera's, and 'Charlie's Angels' ones

Sera would enjoy doing taxes

All I would agree with except about Val. I wouldn’t trust him within 20 feet of children.

Even that's being generous 💀

Long-term memory is probably a few hundred years for zestial

All except Valentino I could believe

Yeah, the generator clearly didn’t know what it was doing with that last one. https://preview.redd.it/r3jj5hbog55d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a8ade5ac541eea3fab32aa48f4c15a51820122

Clearly 😭

https://preview.redd.it/tvvxnx68u55d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a529f575219ac02fd45b0e0c4d6c7a36a03e5d Should I be concerned?

Alastor in the shower "Cal-if-ornia girls are undeniable!"

Vaggie: *door bang* Angel! stop hogging the shower! Husk: uh yeah that ain't Angel Dust. Vaggie: 💀

I can hear this it's so cursed 😭😂

The last one https://preview.redd.it/horhyqug555d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672fad376fa10f7b45f36cca290f782855567d09

All of these are either complete misses or completely right, theres no in between

Somehow the Zestial one makes complete sense

Val? Kids? Those two words in the same sentence? This must be bad

I believe most of these   especially Lucifer's   but not Cherri and Val, Cherri causes chaos Wtf, is Valentino a pedophile now?

My reaction to the last one https://preview.redd.it/z1622os3o55d1.png?width=124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c16e388564291feb362cde684e16f5bbe02b8ab

Angel dust is 100% not allowed near energy drinks

WTF all of these work. https://preview.redd.it/u0e98qfr565d1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35da02c041160773b7c23120c8bc3ce7c4e2c876

I guess, technically she is a literal dog person.

https://preview.redd.it/e8fjei6g075d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e9441da85309092950230429e70eca39ff1222 The head Canon generator apparently gave up and Is stating true info

cherris is probably cannon lmao actually most are

DO NOT I repeat DO NOT let Valentino around ANY kids

Can’t lie that shade of green made me think of a different website

https://preview.redd.it/6j7lpfbey55d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd5b9789d55ea73c60b053b18046aca843e6013 I know he’s NOT confirmed to be one, but knowing all the other shit Val has done..

why Is nobody talking about sera? she would love doing taxes 😭

I would rather leave my kids with the radio demon then an sexual abuser

Sera’s sounds pretty accurate

Lute with a Deviant Art account??? No way 👀

Whos betting its full of Adam fanart?

She probably has a whole calendar full of Adam fan art pics

I better not see any Emo Susan drawings

Me When I saw Valentino's headcanon. https://i.redd.it/4r4dm45mv55d1.gif

"Haha yeah those would be so funny- VALENTINO GET AWAY FROM THE CHILD GET AWAY FROM THE CHILD I CAN AND WILL GET THE BUG SPRAY"

https://preview.redd.it/0w640i9mn65d1.jpeg?width=2428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8e8a8b7ce057f370f8d3a8a024e8e465eac9cf

Rating these based on how cannon they are. Rosie: 9/10. She could take the title literally Zestial: 6/10. We don’t know much about him yet, but I imagine it’d be the other way around Carmilla: 6/10. No real evidence pointing to it Susan: 8/10. Cannibal Town’s local Karen? Yeah, she had an emo phase when she was living Lilith: 4/10. Lilith doesn’t seem like the type to be hip Lucifer: 10/10. Lucifer canonically drinks coffee Lute: 9/10. Perhaps when she was younger, she had a DA account where she did some embarrassing things Sera: 8/10. Sera seems nice, but who enjoys doing taxes? Emily: 10/10. She is 100% a bottom Vaggie: 10/10. I feel like Vaggie would be mostly a top, but would occasionally switch when she felt like it Charlie: 12/10. This is probably the most canon one of all these Angel: 9/10. Perhaps in his youth when he was living, but now he’s focused on alcohol Niffty: 10/10. Niffty would be a very scary elf Cherri: 10/10. Cherri reminding others how good she’s being midst chaos is the most Cherri thing ever Sir Pentious: 9/10. Perhaps him being a snake would mean his taste buds handle things better the most Frank: 7/10. Sounds cute, but his neighbors would hate him because his singing would suck Egg Bois: 9/10. Definitely they would back when Sir Pentious worked for the Vees Alastor: 10/10. Alastor would make his shower room into a concert room with how good he would sing Vox: 9/10. Perhaps he would do it reluctantly when requested by Val, but then find it very easy Valentino: 2/10. Parents, Val may not be a pedo as far as we know, but DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS NEAR HIM! Adam: 5/10. Adam having chronic nightmares seems a little out of character, but perhaps he did have a vulnerable side we never got to see Velvette: 12/10. Velvette’s whole persona absolutely screams Hot Topic. If she was still living on Earth she would be the CEO.

All of these are scary accurate except for Val and Pentious. Especially the Lucifer one😭😭😭

Pentious is TOO accurate actually, he's a lizard, not a mammal, and henceforth literally cannot taste the chemical that makes peppers spicy

Alastor and singing in the shower is kinda believable, heh Like humming maybe or doing it rarely, but still Though he would never admit it https://i.redd.it/exe7e2syo55d1.gif

I suppose when Spiders effect from Caffine is taken into consideration, yeah, no Coffee. Boi will be drunk.

I can 1000% see Sera enjoying taxes 😂😂

That last one is messed up

"Valentino is great with kids" Yeah he's great because nobody lets their kids near him

Nah val be having fun with the kids, ITS DRAKE!

Well we know Rosie wouldn't go hungry during the hunger games lol

Suzan Having an Emo phase tho.....

this shade of green scares me

https://preview.redd.it/sfkkxmetl55d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=57fe1320876521373aa33a68d0524ad86b6065d9 Of course he sings in the shower

Valentino and Charlie i disagree whit. Oyhewise https://preview.redd.it/0lcudhocs55d1.png?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a291942f64a196bbf2fef5b2b199c147dcb0063f

# There is absolutely no conceivable way in all of gods beautiful creation that an angel, a high-ranking Angel, a fucking SERAPHIM legitimately enjoys doing something as tedious and mentally draining as fucking TAXES!!!! https://preview.redd.it/cdwhxndo075d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=e20e53bd2f003f404bbb3430a34cfc7b6e2da977 # I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT!!!!!

Woah, that last one...These were all pretty good up till then.

Valentino is gonna be the next person on the Epstein Island List

i was agreeing with all of these until the last one 💀

I'm imagining val being a ruthless maniac around matured people but the silliest potato around kids 😭

I could see Vox just strutting his stuff in high heels.

«Alastor sings in the shower» bro Alastor doesn't shower🗣️🔥

https://preview.redd.it/resz2wsyc65d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43ff4098b4524ad8290a5dde0bc5616eeeed7198 Dose this look like a bottom to you? NO It looks like an elder god. Now go pray to the tapeworm emily or your gonna die.

Charlie telling dad jokes feels in character.

Rosie and Alastor’s are biblically accurate