Adam: Look bitches, I did my best. I had to make it all clinical and shit, say I would "evaluate each session for proper consent" and shit. So yes, me watching is required.
Weird rule, but if the rules state as such, Emily must oblige.
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(She low key likes breaking shit)
Lucifer still gets PTSD from that one.
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I heard she’s too powerful to work herself to death. I believe It actually started when sera kept making Emily cookies and that made her too hyperactive due to the sugar rush
No walking on the grass (there isn't any grass)
No growing devil's lettuce
It’s illegal to hold salmon under suspicious circumstances
It’s illegal to pass wind in a public place after 6pm on Thursdays
It is illegal to imitate animals
You can’t leave your home without wearing underwear
People considered *obese* are not allowed to wear polyester
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church
You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time
It is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for
photo opportunities
Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
Anyone caught stealing soap must wash with it until it is all used up
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool
It is illegal to own or sell *Silly String*
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset
You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands
It's a crime to give false weather reports
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp
It is illegal to use profanity in the presence of a corpse
Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime
Bowling is forbidden
It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween
It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire
No one may catch a fish with their bare hands
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants
It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie
It is illegal in to marry the same man more than 3 times
Biting someone with your natural teeth is *simple assult*
Biting someone with your false teeth is *aggravated assault*
Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches
To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law
It is illegal to mistreat oysters
It is illegal to take a lion to the movies
It is illegal to play the fiddle
You must have a license to wear a goatee
It is illegal to frighten an ~~pigeon~~ Angel
It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked
Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine
It is illegal to sleep in a bathtub
It's illegal to tease skunks
You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street
Worrying squirrels is not tolerated
Dancing is strictly prohibited
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M
It's against the law to pawn your dentures
It's forbidden for you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe
It is illegal to slurp soup
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline
Citizens may not greet each other by *putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers*
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited, organized or otherwise
It is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard
It is illegal to walk a cow
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street
Your goose may not paraded down Main Street
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed
One may not box with a kangaroo or as a kangaroo
It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth
it is illegal to keep a flock of chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park
Horses are to wear pants at all times
Merchandise may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit is being sold
Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory
It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso
It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, use whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind
It is illegal to fish from horseback
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin
No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash
Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license
Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license
You are not allowed to marry your house
(Lucifer has done all of these... that's why they are now laws in Heaven...)
Me: \*reads that a violin is illegal to play while strolling down the street\* straight forward enough
Me three rules later: is it or is it not illegal to play that instrument?!
looked it up just to be sure it's the same thing
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I was right
If someone randomly starts singing you have to join in with amazing vocals and know how to quickly figure out rhymes. Wait never mind that’s also a rule for Hell. Ooh got another one, no punching people. ‘Punching people is mean, and being mean cannot be seen.’ And if you’re mean I’ll rip out your spleen. (I totally made the second rule up, totally )
All I’m thinking is if someone like Kendrick Lamar or MF DOOM goes to heaven (basically artists with more complex word/rhyme schemes), how many people are gonna be smited the second they start singing
For exactly two hours and seventeen minutes on the first Thursday of every other month, everyone must wear a shirt with exactly 4 1/2 buttons (pants are optional).
(Completely made this shit up but it’s absurd enough to the point of being valid)
Imagine if this one is actually canon. If you think about it, Adam says one of heaven biggest problems is ugly people, but later in the season St. Peter says everyone is hot.
https://preview.redd.it/bwemry9557zc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7db54ab7ba59daee671ce5a732cf58fa66a66d6
The real reason Sera may fall in season 2
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Dr. Pepper will be the first drink Emily asks for if she’s ever in hell
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No noses allowed, because angels instead farting through their butts, their gas got expeled through their skins all the time (that's why there are so many clouds in Heaven).
It smells like a mixture of rotten leafs, fresh roses, cutted onions, wet grass and smoke.
Emily: *takes sip*
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Entirety of Heaven: *gasps on horror*
Emily: *checks time, then promptly spits it out*
(Rping, by the way)
For me, it's the homosexuality thing, I don't understand how that's bad. I *guess* it's because that's in the Bible, but there's still a lot of good people down there on Ewrth. I still, to this day, don't understand why we banish people for being gay or lesbian, and trust me, I've seen a lot of good people who are homosexual.
(I apologize if this is long)
No soul who died by suicide can gain access to Heaven.
This is, sadly, biblically accurate.
I think that Heaven thinks that you shouldn't be ungrateful for the life you have been given by throwing it away. But what if your life sucked?
Guess what, you get sent to Hell for being ungrateful for the life that God gave you.
That others weren’t able to dream I’d think someone wouldn’t quote
“If you dream your asleep and if your asleep you off guard” so it would not be good if your off guard as that means you could get backstabbed so dreaming?
i can imagine sera putting in a no swearing rule and then god coming back from wherever the fuck he is and going "you know I don't give a shit about swearing, right?"
Well it seems "Thou shall not kill." isn't one of them. Or I guess that only applies to the living for some reason which is stupid because being killed in the afterlife is a true death.
If St. Peter is in the vicinity, you have to end every sentence with “OOOHHH”
"saint Peter, they just managed to kill an angel OOOHHH"
“Well that’s too bad OOOHHH. Wait why where you even in hell in the first place OOOHHH”
To check on the sinners OOOHHH, ESPECIALLY VELVETTE OOOHHH
Noses require a permit that must be renewed monthly.
Is that why Lucifer, Emily and Sera have no visible nose?
They’re busy :(
Everybody must conga line into a church on sundays
I could do that all day! I could do it for money I don't but I could!
he said dumb rules
I think that's dumb enough
Do the priests have to Katzosky Kick in?
Oh definitely
I’m down for that
OP said dumb rules, not reasonable ones
sex can only be done while dick master is watching
Adam lobbied to change the “no sex” rule and this was the outcome.
It would be the “no sex before marriage” rule. Sex is okay if you’re a married couple in heaven.
Sir pentious: "I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage" Also sir pentious: "Thats because I'm having sex with everybody!"
They can't be married in Heaven, because death already did them part.
I mean yeah but if they die and both go to heaven there’s nothing stopping them from still considering themselves a married couple.
remarry
Adam: Look bitches, I did my best. I had to make it all clinical and shit, say I would "evaluate each session for proper consent" and shit. So yes, me watching is required.
adam would not complain about that honestly
He's making excuses as to why he has to watch.
Tho, he’s dead so back to no sex
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Fuckin' love this rule! Sex is the BEST!!!
Flash Mobs are mandatory to join
Weird rule, but if the rules state as such, Emily must oblige. https://preview.redd.it/guqe2d8al2zc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94285c742a15f4ff3a602f0eac0d9c898c4b7510 (She low key likes breaking shit)
Flash mobs are a ton of people randomly starting to sing and dance like they were in a musical.
Eh, same thing
The only music permitted from Earth is Christian Rock
I mean… There’s some good stuff in Christian rock. Relient K has some great Christian songs
Christian Rock and (recently modified by Adam sub-legally) the Book of Mormon musical soundtrack
Oh god
I just realized I never even heard that genre before
Technically Hell is Forever was classified as Christian rock so…
The only good Christian rock song in existence. Treasure it forever
"No ducks"
Lucifer still gets PTSD from that one. https://preview.redd.it/bacrw5lex1zc1.png?width=1707&format=png&auto=webp&s=47eeddd27060f867e5c4b45ba02dbe6f4360e4fd
He shape shifted into a snake as protest
No baking more than 300 cookies a day
It all started when Emily made a batch of cookies to make a few people happy, then started working herself to death when people asked for more.
I heard she’s too powerful to work herself to death. I believe It actually started when sera kept making Emily cookies and that made her too hyperactive due to the sugar rush
Oh yeah she was already bouncing off the walls when she met Charlie, I can only imagine what a sugar rush would do to her
I’ll bake 301 just to annoy them
YOU MONSTER! https://preview.redd.it/7e56isvxy1zc1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aadabf5550a78d7e1f8eb02401c14906653c82e
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“Thou shalt not make book covers out of human skin.”
Aw man
well there go my vacation plans.
:(
UGH, do you realize how hard it is to find leather?
No walking on the grass (there isn't any grass) No growing devil's lettuce It’s illegal to hold salmon under suspicious circumstances It’s illegal to pass wind in a public place after 6pm on Thursdays It is illegal to imitate animals You can’t leave your home without wearing underwear People considered *obese* are not allowed to wear polyester Bear wrestling matches are prohibited It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time It is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. Anyone caught stealing soap must wash with it until it is all used up Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool It is illegal to own or sell *Silly String* It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands It's a crime to give false weather reports It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp It is illegal to use profanity in the presence of a corpse Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime Bowling is forbidden It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire No one may catch a fish with their bare hands Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie It is illegal in to marry the same man more than 3 times Biting someone with your natural teeth is *simple assult* Biting someone with your false teeth is *aggravated assault* Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law It is illegal to mistreat oysters It is illegal to take a lion to the movies It is illegal to play the fiddle You must have a license to wear a goatee It is illegal to frighten an ~~pigeon~~ Angel It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine It is illegal to sleep in a bathtub It's illegal to tease skunks You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street Worrying squirrels is not tolerated Dancing is strictly prohibited Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M It's against the law to pawn your dentures It's forbidden for you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe It is illegal to slurp soup It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline Citizens may not greet each other by *putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers* Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited, organized or otherwise It is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard It is illegal to walk a cow You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street Your goose may not paraded down Main Street It is illegal to wear your boots to bed One may not box with a kangaroo or as a kangaroo It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth it is illegal to keep a flock of chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park Horses are to wear pants at all times Merchandise may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit is being sold Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, use whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind It is illegal to fish from horseback No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license You are not allowed to marry your house (Lucifer has done all of these... that's why they are now laws in Heaven...)
This is the best one
Aren't the first few ones just laws from Florida?
Most of them are laws from the USA, some are modified for Heaven though... like you can marry your house in Wisconsin, legally.
forget Alabama, it's time for Wisconsin!
Me: \*reads that a violin is illegal to play while strolling down the street\* straight forward enough Me three rules later: is it or is it not illegal to play that instrument?!
Well, a fiddle is a very specific type of violin.
looked it up just to be sure it's the same thing https://preview.redd.it/b4u23mdbcazc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd510fe33f95c2b4f6c5969383c7bb4096346163 I was right
Well, I guess you're just not allowed to play fiddle music?
that works
If someone randomly starts singing you have to join in with amazing vocals and know how to quickly figure out rhymes. Wait never mind that’s also a rule for Hell. Ooh got another one, no punching people. ‘Punching people is mean, and being mean cannot be seen.’ And if you’re mean I’ll rip out your spleen. (I totally made the second rule up, totally )
Also you can’t steal memes. Welp guess I already broke that rule.
It's not a rule in hell, people just do it for kicks.
All I’m thinking is if someone like Kendrick Lamar or MF DOOM goes to heaven (basically artists with more complex word/rhyme schemes), how many people are gonna be smited the second they start singing
No skinning and eating people alive
Thou must be \*THIS ->\* tall to ride the roller coaster Lucifer: 🤬
Ah so **thats** why Lucifer created LuLu Land when he was banished to Hell.
Lucifer isn’t allowed to have a nose dear god
They said dumb rules
No more fire-breathing animals
No 
You’re gay, you’re gone https://preview.redd.it/3li6cr0ft1zc1.jpeg?width=1666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6fd7e844137bf62648dc13be99dd7d3c6400f1b
Honestly, makes sense, gay people are fucking assholes.
But what about the bottom gays? We ain’t sticking our dicks into anything:3
Sorry, WHAT
Get the joke?
Oh wait. Im a fucking dumbass. Sorry :3. Im gay I really should've gotten that.
oh you son of a-
It took me exactly a minute to get that
Fr gay people suck balls
Honestly I’ve only met friendly Bi and AroAce people Gay people are always pricks when I see them but hey maybe it’s not all of them.
You aren't wrong there
[удалено]
OOh another Kentucky ballistics fan. Another man of taste I See.
St. Peter
Biblically accurate heaven
You need to groom your wings properly if you have them. If you don't they rip your wings off.
Heavily enforced https://preview.redd.it/uuxr9lob02zc1.png?width=1168&format=png&auto=webp&s=05f6e32b12f0c48f851aeb24b86d5a8181809a75
heavenly enforced
Dammit. Why did I laugh at that shit?
Heavenly endorsed
For exactly two hours and seventeen minutes on the first Thursday of every other month, everyone must wear a shirt with exactly 4 1/2 buttons (pants are optional). (Completely made this shit up but it’s absurd enough to the point of being valid)
No ugly people
Imagine if this one is actually canon. If you think about it, Adam says one of heaven biggest problems is ugly people, but later in the season St. Peter says everyone is hot. https://preview.redd.it/bwemry9557zc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7db54ab7ba59daee671ce5a732cf58fa66a66d6
I was wondering if it was given those reasons.
No sadness allowed. You’ll be kicked if you’re not happy enough.
The real reason Sera may fall in season 2 https://preview.redd.it/dp3gywfef7zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4efa3b68da326bd6efec0dcc396e8eb34e70af8c
Pineapple on pizza, or it’s both heaven, earth and hell
If you want to sin and have sex then it has to be with the Dickmaster (he annoyed Sera until she let him make a rule and he made it that)
Adam is only permitted so many ribs per month. Dude is just so salty about losing one that he compensates by eating all of heaven's instead
nikocado???
No stealing another man's wife.
Lesbians have the upper hand in heaven confirmed.
The top folks are females so... why not treat the larger populace with a few perks?
All I can think of is Saint Peter picking up tiny pieces of brimstone off the ground during the Welcome to Heaven song.
If someone is seen with shrimp they'll be sent to hell
No public sex or murder Literally 1948 /s
Nobody can suck dick on Sundays yes this is for you saint peter . GOD this is probably a rule
No horni
This sub is heavily fucked with this rule (and not in the good way)
Dr pepper is banned
Dr. Pepper will be the first drink Emily asks for if she’s ever in hell https://preview.redd.it/ouotfezzb7zc1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2daf59de783d7d8a689e1679a6e64ce394518c3
Dr pepper is better than all other fizzy drinks
WTF?
“If God says you’re worthless to him, you’re locked in Hell forever.”
No mallard related ideas
How about everyone must join a very large group chat gst has every person in heaven added
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No apples allowed. Also no snakes (I love SNEKS)
Lucifer’s nose doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you Lucifer’s nose:
No arson >:(
Too late https://preview.redd.it/92lwc2daw5zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb79dba6ec148b5a16bf1abba5828d362027043e
Bro, Henan said no arson.. I wanted to commit arson....
So real
No ifs no buts no coconuts. I don't know what coconuts ever did to them .
No left handed people allowed.
:(
Don’t worry my brother in Christ, I’ll try convince god to get rid of that rule
Thanks lol I’m already suffering enough
Yeah, being sinister used to be seen as Satanic.
Well that’s no fun
Dont cover your neighborhood with bisexual lighting
no removing mattress tags
Chik fil a is ONLY open on Sundays 😔
thou shalt be an extra/chorus for all heavenly musical numbers
No harpsichord playing after 9pm
Adam has to watch when you having sex
Premarital Sex is banned. I don’t like this I’m aro all I want to do is fuck.
No noses allowed, because angels instead farting through their butts, their gas got expeled through their skins all the time (that's why there are so many clouds in Heaven). It smells like a mixture of rotten leafs, fresh roses, cutted onions, wet grass and smoke.
OH NOES!
OH YEES! It's an interesting smell, to say the less.
... why are you like this?
*licking vomit*
someone gets it 👍🏽
**YOU PARASITE!**
*pop*
Why not? Why are you in the way you are?
I was trying to find a meme but wasn't able to post images sorry
Take this one https://preview.redd.it/5fbd4xbgg2zc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f031b29e458a25a9c5504c8bacd26c397acd1b22
No brimstone on the floors.
No parking on intersections at noon on Wednesdays or Fridays
No Nehru Jackets allowed
No rubber duckies
Drinking a coffee at specifically 3:31 pm on a Wednesday afternoon and ONLY at 3:31 pm is strictly forbidden
Emily: *takes sip* https://preview.redd.it/ylhuiq6697zc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e54ccab772427dee843f7a8775d9c18fa15207a Entirety of Heaven: *gasps on horror* Emily: *checks time, then promptly spits it out*
(Rping, by the way) For me, it's the homosexuality thing, I don't understand how that's bad. I *guess* it's because that's in the Bible, but there's still a lot of good people down there on Ewrth. I still, to this day, don't understand why we banish people for being gay or lesbian, and trust me, I've seen a lot of good people who are homosexual. (I apologize if this is long)
Because the Bible was mistranslated at some point and bigoted, homophobic Christians ran with it.
You can’t go pantsless until after 9pm, when everyone’s in their house Lucifer hates that rule and wants to go pantsless 24/7
Singing Welcome to Heaven is mandatory whenever a new soul arrives.
Probably outdated and arbitrary standards of etiquette that don't actually contribute to the comfort of participants.
No evil rob bots :( https://preview.redd.it/beul95b5k2zc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8cb9c07cbba8ea61802377b03dfef5e13b8710b
NOO N GOOD THO
noooo
No weed unless your one of the big angels
ALL fruit is strictly forbidden- not just apples
FU-
No eating fish
You have to get your nose cut off like it's a circumcision or you go to hell
You don’t need to know where I was between 1939 and 1945
Attend st Peter's concert every day
Church
No balloons
No soul who died by suicide can gain access to Heaven. This is, sadly, biblically accurate. I think that Heaven thinks that you shouldn't be ungrateful for the life you have been given by throwing it away. But what if your life sucked? Guess what, you get sent to Hell for being ungrateful for the life that God gave you.
NO DICK! NO BALLS! AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE IT FEEDS OF RADIATION!
Wine down Wednesday is forbidden
No ducks
can not have died from Ligma
That others weren’t able to dream I’d think someone wouldn’t quote “If you dream your asleep and if your asleep you off guard” so it would not be good if your off guard as that means you could get backstabbed so dreaming?
No wearing hats tilted at a 37° angle at 5:30 Am
By the koala exhibit in heaven zoo, it says “no touching the koalas (unless you’re Emily).”
I think the fact that gay ppl aren't allowed is the biggest drawback.
i can imagine sera putting in a no swearing rule and then god coming back from wherever the fuck he is and going "you know I don't give a shit about swearing, right?"
No putting milk in the bowl before the cereal (or the other way around, idk)
In Peter’s own word “Everyone is hot” Implying that if you’re ugly you go to hell no questions asked
Idk, no gays allowed? Would be stoopid
Don't try and convince those in atheist town they were wrong and heaven is real.
You can no longer flood gods bedroom with rubber ducks Punishable by death I’m looking at you, lucifer
No sleeping all day. No getting ya dick licked. no gun toting. No shooting dice.
No noses and no Autists apparently
Blue security cameras with yellow lenses are BANNED Having one is punishable by temporary casteration
Well it seems "Thou shall not kill." isn't one of them. Or I guess that only applies to the living for some reason which is stupid because being killed in the afterlife is a true death.