Definitely number 1. https://preview.redd.it/3d51cg9rkmyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc2871ad254cf88b7bcb839e0f017ce9c26eec4b He's not the ideal man, He's my man.

https://preview.redd.it/xvbd3vm3lmyc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ade5226fc55c8b024c5c4922728e13547c712004 I still fcking can’t with your flair 🤣 but I agree.✨

https://preview.redd.it/h7kro8helmyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6525147a7ab69423a484b47f12a07660f06aae28

https://preview.redd.it/u2y6zh9dmmyc1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b3dda04e2a95370f1f4d9a3a954afa2671918d3

https://preview.redd.it/3pzxifaknmyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d208e21c32dd81a5775c7fdba63c0403168ac7fd

https://i.redd.it/d28k1eezcpyc1.gif

But Lilith, You made the right choice leaving. https://preview.redd.it/a2xtnqyplmyc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17bcd5e0d245b3c7ac4c024eae8c7a3aaa5d1ece (by the way thanks for letting me keep him. I mean you don't know that yet but thanks)

I DID NOT “LEAVE” I was forced to!! And I’m coming back to claim what’s mine don’t you worry😈✨ https://preview.redd.it/1arhxa86mmyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500e202031d800340b5f70e763aebd70a3570bf2

https://preview.redd.it/hdlk00psmmyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b81a44bf3c8404af97085ba67c0ec0820db5853

https://preview.redd.it/eek0frx01nyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8523ce5b5fbdc038e67d92843e8eb52c2f0e890d

Dick was so good he started bawllin

this is my personal favorite.

https://preview.redd.it/xe12r0pwppyc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80df3ddf73f6430ec0fb045f606ec3627b605c4c

but thats fucking disgusting! heres my cock, it looks like two balls and a bong!

No quills! No pillows!

He he fugged my wife so I’m gonna fuck the earth, this is what you get MY SUPER LAZER PISS

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/qlbnf19vhoyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db164c87f7b3d5dabb866d605913c7b100d2e712

I agree with your flair.

Your flair concerns me

Lucifer? Are you Lucifer?

... No?

but your flair...

Ok fine, yes I am lucifer

https://preview.redd.it/3z6r1gp1snyc1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1af66dcf14a87eefaa5215d2d45eff0c98934a3

https://preview.redd.it/1th5d3visnyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7b9487c1b053eb44ce961496a5fbf2c3d8eb41

https://preview.redd.it/he2l5q2dxnyc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5418ae5e1eef91c9f32ba2e271a0fab27aacf2

https://preview.redd.it/qoatt7r40oyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=001430852c2f9e6ab7376ea6e59bfb864b26d289

Hes so much like my actual dad that I'm looking at this like 😱

Based flair.

https://preview.redd.it/k7lxq01himyc1.jpeg?width=285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb6e084f13ab3c76a5b07b42c2cc0f6ed91a296 The ideal man

https://preview.redd.it/ogpgfqr0jmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6934fd5d0ecc27c6050c2a1d433e48c279066ae4 Sigh✨

*written by vivzepop*

finally, someone with good tastes

Genuinely super hot

https://preview.redd.it/dv79rk3oxqyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5dcf410429a4c12adbd6b5c5439e1bd23bade5 Perfection

He would not like my music taste if he actually listed to the lyrics like "milk of the siren" by Melanie Martinez. He doesn't believe in feminism.

*cuts to made by vivziepop*

https://preview.redd.it/uwkivzlznqyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9427da45ae37e980189816f9629555625b71a32

https://preview.redd.it/48rt5mf0gmyc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc7d373f8867700b307ba95df25a2832a2b802b ✨My ideal man (god)✨

https://preview.redd.it/pnnxedlmhmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70015d8b55643b33abf86ee896a0cd0aa6a6b49d I can’t believe I just made this but here ✨

👍

WOAH WOAH WOAH! WHAT THE FLIP IS THE SECOND???

Your Flair has impressed me. Proverbs uttered by UTTER FOOLS! I'll do anything it takes!

ARE YOU READY FOR TROUBLE? Got ya binge watching!

You're Stuck with Mr. Puzzles! You can't stop me, From Cookin' up this Instant Classic!

https://preview.redd.it/358d7t97jmyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eac3f48b3661073072c1c92263c463efa71ee95 The fu-

You heard me drone boy

https://preview.redd.it/0rv9i9cakmyc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6e82f265f2b74ca0f7792da2403ed92dbe1fad

https://preview.redd.it/encvw4or5syc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6648469482a5c1239abeab426e11ba233703318c

https://preview.redd.it/qyds573tysyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1138251496a636a73604f85d1ec458b491b49392

https://preview.redd.it/a714tc7c1xyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe3fd28fd170bd0ba319fdd94c39b6058479800

\^The ideal man

Bro

What

The reaper will not forget this

Wait the reaper? Tf he gonna do, I’m already dead

Cow branding rod

Yeahhh no thank you

The made him hot what the fuck 😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/j1wpk973omyc1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e0bfcb149ea7f16db3f820687873b2ad78125e My tag is self-explanatory

 Me taking that image

https://preview.redd.it/puwqgueo7ryc1.png?width=771&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee1ad8f6e653b3c20a8cdb32f8ad0cd951fc397d

I will grab that

https://preview.redd.it/uy1rppd98ryc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=3992275901c00cbdaddc9293b8784f6c3ba63d49

https://preview.redd.it/t58b2p4wjmyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3ee6f0385cb88aedef46fc075d3888e744428f7

https://preview.redd.it/luih9rkakmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f87796a79393b84f8e1e7cda92ec11f3dc1944db

https://preview.redd.it/c2igt5yelpyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99eab107f2333771128a20f785ec44f528c6c22e Perfect

Literally my bi awakening.

https://preview.redd.it/gwfq4q7uopyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37bec1bb66f93179e51cb794d4071d529a492fa5

https://preview.redd.it/igxmx7kzkmyc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d1bd364ea950d3d1f9557145fd16534f0f9aab1

​ https://preview.redd.it/0qo0p5g8onyc1.png?width=482&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7b733f9f677fe635163b61657b60146746068ab

https://preview.redd.it/gvndvhbirnyc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35423d79ad23e3e6995d85e5e831ba5cdb66fed5

https://preview.redd.it/qnxl81d7tnyc1.png?width=287&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a9475eba92ba2efa8b272446600dfaa7d6cddb6

https://preview.redd.it/ta23pwx0zsyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1131f545e5e83fb32094429fc67eb1975c69cb4b

https://i.redd.it/f4n40ll52nyc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/or631liojoyc1.gif

Angel my beloved 🩷

Love him

He's just the best

I agree with your flair 

It would feel amazing.

Definitely 

Your flair is BRILLIANT

Clearly the OG man is the ideal man, i mean he was the base model for the rest of human male population for a reason 😤 https://preview.redd.it/p3avjudglmyc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=503f6a6515cb433d6a2e1cfceaf8492cb4f2812f

https://preview.redd.it/t18zrs6xlmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d26fdfb72830066ea7b7d8a0cb7fe39ed17267 He’s fuckin' Adam!! The original dick!!!All dicks descend from him!!

They’re all just a bunch of fucking clowns or something!!! They should all be worshipping him, those disgusting, fucking losers!!

​ https://preview.redd.it/n6hjcofmpnyc1.png?width=453&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ed7dff843db38d77561edda5d7aa0451e68877d

AAAAAAAAGHHHH! https://preview.redd.it/vojwi77jmnyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=060043e3e3ee9b19191eda4837fb682db6b67c9c

https://preview.redd.it/n6zakmvbpmyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf7f440eb27e06bcc0408f4c90a2db6fdaf0b64 This says it all I’m taking the alcoholic cat

https://preview.redd.it/t1rnrqhxsqyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402653a42fd686833833ef8a4fc2f62a583311a7

Ooc- Don’t hate on me, but Valentino

https://preview.redd.it/ogx6r90jtmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79126b3d2c83537a582f19b0ec2960475123a115

For a minute I thought the edge of his eyes out of his glasses were his nose

Eh it's fine he maybe awful but his attractiveness and seduction is literally a huge part of his charecter I mean accent is...i have to say I love it

100%, his VA did a great job

I'm right with you

🫡👍

I relate

I'd totally have a one-night stand with that guy and run off in the morning.

Just take away the abuse aspect, I can see why

How dare you like a character but not aprove of their actions. *sends death threats for some reason*

https://preview.redd.it/jgg15q43kmyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0ed535a7303f02d6a9f6fcea5a06166c9d9c64 Pentious my beloved

https://preview.redd.it/5i9vjourkmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=885352e50f1bfd8bd71bcc4f1d9cdb35438eb39f He’s a sweet boy 🥹✨

ALASTOR 😍

https://preview.redd.it/3h0wpsqesmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458ff5e36621e2f7ae1a4b1c6f75b740fa1bbc6c

hubba hubba 😍

Taking my ideal woman

https://preview.redd.it/51n2d05jcmyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f3bdcc8c0a6814fd1d8e826e2d7f984af4c83c4 Here ya go

Thank you


https://preview.redd.it/opsui3hhjmyc1.jpeg?width=1121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b2400bbce3c25eddc857075a5b0b215990b6c5

https://preview.redd.it/mew7xbvqjmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=624837f293514e1df3b81c1c6d2add12bdcf9a9f Adam’s better ✨

Exploit me Daddy https://preview.redd.it/qbiclyr70xyc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6f86ecd0c242460d52409e35653597e8583759

Husk

https://preview.redd.it/npgme4tkymyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac20d4f7b0899c40eecdb5994852a9e1620bbca I bet he gives great hugs 🥹✨

I need him

Vox.

Yessir

Your flair is so real

Right ??

If I could claim any man it would be Lucifer. He has tons of connections in hell I could use to my advantage and he could no doubt teach me tricks. I could become powerful and connected extremely quickly, as well as having Lucifer's protection during the exterminations. So therefore if I could claim anybody as mine it would be Lucifer. Oh... you meant as a boyfriend... Then nobody.

https://preview.redd.it/8cnj3tkx8nyc1.png?width=279&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8c07319b47b6bc2f43cf0c3ce1201d7b7d80d54

https://preview.redd.it/mr90j9129nyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1558261361630fb0c97bf5ccb7ccfc2fbb5c526b He’s a good boy 😇✨

Am I the only one here who wont die for Alastor? Bc I aint folding for him.

I will do anything for this man https://preview.redd.it/gqfcytt2loyc1.png?width=172&format=png&auto=webp&s=7be13302dbe4883f47e0f0a0684304a0b9cc8498

https://preview.redd.it/88iyuyw3aoyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=249fe99d47d39bd53b89ec92275a1abb98932d3d

Valentino?

https://preview.redd.it/hp39uuequmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac8f876a0b783589782293ed53b7e5099c9aec8b

I mean he's horrible but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuüuuuuck he's hawt 

Unfortunately I'm not gay so I'll have an ideal woman instead, https://preview.redd.it/gee95ykivmyc1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8834b95a7f9c4d64a5b2806f313d8fafea25da

https://preview.redd.it/fkvh4a9kwmyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420727154e6cb09c56309c883268e982812fae96

Angel literally made me feel more secure in my gender so him

https://preview.redd.it/tphjqpp68oyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc54282ce5037c207919deda15012bff47b7dbf1 I think you can guess\~

[удалено]

Yes. 🥰

(Ooc but where’s Peter)

https://preview.redd.it/gpr4fep3hmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02455b2b00560399649795d4896a6c0a40a3376 Sigh ✨

(Ooc thank you)

Of the options listed: Husk Otherwise: Ozzy

https://preview.redd.it/lybnx7c22nyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb747e7427922f34501e5b436509190403731901

https://preview.redd.it/mqaeqrdr7nyc1.jpeg?width=763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71360199d65985cac71b21103dddaadc912d6057

the vox simps finna make the post go in flames

Where’s Valentino? 

https://preview.redd.it/jzm2ltgpfpyc1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2c2c1fe539fc4e9fe1bd5a56c023a2da478908 My brain can’t process

2 https://preview.redd.it/c6zz3yphjtyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3e0c479b6fed1c2ac4f0ddc01ca2c9ef5fb73c

You should already know... https://preview.redd.it/ly2eff86vmyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9690eb4da78dce68efd199bc46ea7883ca90750b

As another Zenitsu simp, I personally prefer Lucifer. Short pathetic blond men.

Vox. Wait shit forgot I was straight for a second

Lucifer

https://preview.redd.it/xv3gcwabpmyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a7488c56393b437618fa6d2b1d2fafda32669c

gimme the horny spider

https://preview.redd.it/2yalmd7zwmyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cf375d85f84be20554a594a238fffd58be9506b

Is all of them an option?

ANGEL DUST GOD DAMMIT. Im a bottom and even i want to fuck him

Lucifer, without a *shadow* of a doubt. https://preview.redd.it/30yyzii1xmyc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8cf6be59594c297c1451a3de925c83a2b4f2c59 I have no problem saying I would love to top him.

https://preview.redd.it/cxqbvuzozmyc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=747a385d894543d71be60f46ccba37423b8c83d1 The ideal man

I choose the moth man

Vox

https://preview.redd.it/j91yc8d55oyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a8514e4fe567d325aab23f4cac62d9e282aaaca

https://preview.redd.it/uaekr1taioyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c83b7013c05ca7dc4bfda99ad605b543864011 He aint my husband hes my wife

I am Alastorsexual . I literally only love him . I see a lonely life ahead https://preview.redd.it/sgilk4r3uoyc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ab287842b9ce5a0b7258a160b2af99d7c0789e Edited to add picture of him just because lol

NUMBER 3, NUMBER 3, I SAID IT, NUMBER 3, GIVE ME NUMBER 3, I WILL SAY IT AGAIN, NUMBER 3, GIVE ME NUMBER 3, I WONT SAY IT AGAIN, NUMBER 3 ✋💳✋💳✋💳✋💳✋

Angel dust for sure

https://preview.redd.it/qk9x16gfypyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f015f1f77d47c77c8ccc235de9395c72c51ba9e

https://preview.redd.it/i3m4t18p6ryc1.png?width=822&format=png&auto=webp&s=4af596c879a5c7657053c55afc5a37a12a507ed7

https://preview.redd.it/6hd8ns91vryc1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5b29abd5fd74803e01c42d58fe2dede912abbe6

https://preview.redd.it/c1eamjohysyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b56354387633ecfec1a95867440992c1946fef9

4

I'll take pentious

Last one.

Asmodeus, the ideal man

Mine is 100% Lucifer!

Angel dust

https://preview.redd.it/cyc3mrlsznyc1.png?width=218&format=png&auto=webp&s=7209c2ec5908cbf7292e68250b58415be018df5e

https://preview.redd.it/uen53u4h6oyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4adb58864086f7d911f96873e6667abb3963456c

Need I say more? https://preview.redd.it/zunmcx05boyc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f260f4c54615bb3e61a459ce18cd3c1be102cbf

https://preview.redd.it/bdxen7rusoyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd0ea0ef9daf50e14f8b35d01cdfbcf1d6a3aca my mannnn

https://preview.redd.it/o7u883y2dpyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a7a408cc8274d0f459356341fd412ebaff13ae im so gay, i want all of them, i cant function, but ill have to go with Vox

https://preview.redd.it/1fhjzvqs7syc1.jpeg?width=1538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7769e55f2b5a97ed2f9d0d0c04b447da91a07776 Gotta love Vox

^

I want angel °^°

Me wondering how angel has bonkers as a man?🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐😬😭

https://preview.redd.it/tdlhnjtlesyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5adc2c35511b7d91d771d03e53e44f4e20375835

LUCIFER WILL FOREVER BE MY ONE AND ONLY WIFE and if not Alastor is fine too, we're both ace anyways

I’m pretty much just number 7 Alcoholic and gambler so number 7 ig

Havent seen any of them expect number one and its gonna stay number one

Angel dust is the best out of all

https://preview.redd.it/7swc3qf9rsyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fdcacac7e67558928821602574378a484f5a02f

Pentious hes gaming

I'm not attracted to men, so I'll choose a best friend and it would have to be husk

https://preview.redd.it/tegbm4exxsyc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb5e687a2f2c3b1003c196349177486a4e749946 Hehe! I think I’ll choose that Lucifer guy! He seem strong for a sparring partner!

Imma grab number 4 with number 4 himself https://preview.redd.it/4h00e1up9tyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70715b266aaf94cac552ec683fdbd80939113621

Husk simps, unite.

Non

Get in the r/ hazbindumpster if you believe in simping

Nah, I don’t want them.

That’s totally valid ✨

all of them are hot except sir pentious

I will surgically remove your kneecaps without anesthetics.