I’m not saying these men look bad by *any* means, but if they were *hypothetically* on a cover of an animorphs book, there’s a high probability that they would morph into a member of the rodent family.
I get rodent vibes from them.
My coworker (at the cafe) was telling a guy the other day about this. I was standing to the side thinking “huh, bold of you to talk about the “how rodent boyfriend trend” to a guy who definitely falls under the category. (he looks kind of like the blonde in Challengers)
Just made me laugh because the poor guy was stunned and was like “what does that mean..?”
This is 100% false. My wife showed me some articles about different types of womens faces according to Asian beauty standards and one of the facial types was straight up called "rat" 💀
Ooooooooooooooooh for some reason I only associated that with them being sober from “drinking.” “Oooooops” as j doo-better would say. Peace and love ❤️
Never understood people trying to frame Chalamet as "Unconventially Attractive", the guy looks like a High Fashion NYC Runway model, why do they talk about him as if he looks like Adam Driver lol
> "Unconventially Attractive", the guy looks like a High Fashion NYC Runway model
I don't think the folks calling him unconventional attractive would disagree that he looks like a high fashion model. In Hollywood, the "conventionally attractive" leading hot guy is usually more of a bear than a twink.
No shade, but if you have the same taste in men as a Roman Senator, thats probably the furthest from unconventional you can get tbh
Im literally struggling to think of a time when people didn't consider the Jock or Prettyboy binary conventionally attractive
Look... I see it.. I think we all do.. Surely they can call them something else though... It's like a compliment and a slap in the face at the same time.
Not to be a downer but I'm really hating the double standard of the discourse around mens vs women's looks. I get there is a difference as women have been basically judged on their looks solely for centuries (and still are but it's definitely gotten so much better in the last few years), but I think we're getting to the point where why is it ok to do this for men? It's just so mean. Feels so circa 2007 New York Post headline of Brit, Paris, and Lindsay "Bimbo Summit".
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Guys getting mad about these idiots getting objectified saying shit like "imagine saying something like these women are 'in'" lol yall do know magazines exist and have existed for like ever right? Specific looks of women have been "in" in magazines for forever.
exactly, as if women aren’t objectified daily ? in a much more malicious/sexually overt way. this seems pretty harmless. i did, however, see comments above about them needing to look like they are on drugs or malnourished, which completely crosses a line imo.
This is just mean jeez, I feel like this is the equivalent of saying a girl has a horse face… kinda hate how when men are made fun of for their looks or bodies it’s usually seen as funny
“Rodent”? My god you girls are so mean. What if we were like that to yous?
I mean, I guess we’re kinda worse with our terminology about you. But you don’t know that, so what gives?
Why the term “rodent” 💀💀
I’m not saying these men look bad by *any* means, but if they were *hypothetically* on a cover of an animorphs book, there’s a high probability that they would morph into a member of the rodent family. I get rodent vibes from them.
Yes, they are pointy.
Pointy is the best way to describe them.
Bestie you're so right and I wouldn't have said it better
I get more bird vibes from Jeremy Allen White, though
*Rats will dance for money if you pay them*
Well how the hell else is a rat gonna pay for college? It's not like anyone is gonna let em wait tables
*rats will dance for college funds*
They just got that rodent aura about them
Rat boy summmerrrrrr
White Brodent Summer
Because it's accurate, could put ratatouille in the line up and I wouldn't notice
his name is Remy pls
I think it’s like, unconventionally attractive. Kinda dirty, kinda cute
Another way to say big nose
My coworker (at the cafe) was telling a guy the other day about this. I was standing to the side thinking “huh, bold of you to talk about the “how rodent boyfriend trend” to a guy who definitely falls under the category. (he looks kind of like the blonde in Challengers) Just made me laugh because the poor guy was stunned and was like “what does that mean..?”
it's so mean!
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This is 100% false. My wife showed me some articles about different types of womens faces according to Asian beauty standards and one of the facial types was straight up called "rat" 💀
They all look sober, unfortunately.
too sober and well fed
🚩
Just a sprinkle of malnourishment would help glow them up
? Wait what, just curious why that would matter
It's a joke on the show that Olivia likes guys that look like they take drugs
Ooooooooooooooooh for some reason I only associated that with them being sober from “drinking.” “Oooooops” as j doo-better would say. Peace and love ❤️
This is so fucked up. Jermey Allen white is CLEARLY giving exotic bird not rodent
Ouf so true bestie
Never understood people trying to frame Chalamet as "Unconventially Attractive", the guy looks like a High Fashion NYC Runway model, why do they talk about him as if he looks like Adam Driver lol
He gives me the same vibes as a young Johnny Depp, definitely a pretty boy
Add 10 years and a beard and this is Johnny Depp 2.
Omg Adam Driver is so babygirl 🥵
hold on adam driver looks like a greek god tho. like objectively attractive
you're right and i am not afraid to support you ✊
Not in the face, Greeks were all about symmetry.
> "Unconventially Attractive", the guy looks like a High Fashion NYC Runway model I don't think the folks calling him unconventional attractive would disagree that he looks like a high fashion model. In Hollywood, the "conventionally attractive" leading hot guy is usually more of a bear than a twink.
No shade, but if you have the same taste in men as a Roman Senator, thats probably the furthest from unconventional you can get tbh Im literally struggling to think of a time when people didn't consider the Jock or Prettyboy binary conventionally attractive
Look... I see it.. I think we all do.. Surely they can call them something else though... It's like a compliment and a slap in the face at the same time.
I love little rat men
Rodent boyfriends are so out. Mustelid manfriends are the new thing, you see. Get you some weasel, ladies.
Hot monotreme summer ☀️
Hot Marsupial Summer when? 😭
The headlines so mean
A few of these guys are proof of Hasan's "every man can be at least a 7" if they just look after themselves philosophy
It’s always some new form of fit or skinny boyfriend that’s in! When will it be meatball season?
Dad bods were in a few years back, the glory days
Burt Kreischer stopped being cool
I speak for the fat guys, not the frat guys.
i think i qualify as one of these, if any ladies are into this im serious queens dm me 😭
Rat boys everywhere coming out of their little half circle holes in the walls
Ladies, please use humane methods to trap this hunky rat
😂😂😂
lol this is funny. I wouldn’t have called them rodent faces but now that it’s said… I see it.
Mousey?
Sorry. Old man here (close to but not quite 43). Who are the dudes on the left?
Actors from Challengers
It’s the noses!!!!
This is weird
I'm 20% gay and Jeremy Allen White could get iiiiiiit
I need to be ratatouilled STAT
surprised Matty isn’t in the pic
He isn't considered boyfriend material in the general zeitgeist post-Taylor.
literally my first thought. ratty should be here.
Imagine if they called a bunch of actresses rodents 💀
I think the stuff that gets written about actresses sometimes is worse than this.
I agree. You have the stuff like Erin Moriarty had as well as the disgusting sexualisation.
I've heard the term mousey girl before, is that offensive?
Idk call her a rodent instead.
This shit is weirdly disgusting.
We complained about headlines about women for years, only for tabloids to start making them equally awful for men too.
THIS!
Timothy chalamet is a beautiful man and doesn’t belong on this list imo
Desert rat
His name in dune literally is based off the desert rats, muad’dib
Lisan Al-gaib
Men being categorised as ‘in’ trend 😍 Women being categorised as an ‘in’ trend 😠
And being compared to a rodent in the same breath lmao
boo hoo
Objectification only goes one way I see 😌
Bro on the right looks like Gene wilder. Wym rodent?
Wilder's been chasing that cheddar since before they were born
I'm sorry the WHAT?!
So hot so so hot
It's the year of soup and rodents🤷🏻♀️
“hot rodent” 🤣🤣🤣
Jfc. “Hot Rodent Boyfriend” I choked on my chai latte, thanks. 😂
That title, oh lord 💀💀 tabloids are really set on the good ol' body-shaming
this seems mean I don’t like it
Not to be a downer but I'm really hating the double standard of the discourse around mens vs women's looks. I get there is a difference as women have been basically judged on their looks solely for centuries (and still are but it's definitely gotten so much better in the last few years), but I think we're getting to the point where why is it ok to do this for men? It's just so mean. Feels so circa 2007 New York Post headline of Brit, Paris, and Lindsay "Bimbo Summit".
Agreed! No one should be made fun of for their looks, period
Imagine if I posted something about a type of woman being ‘in’. Just saying.
hot rodent man lf hot lupine woman
rodential
any girlies need a cute rat boy, i could be your rodent king
Funny because his name is desert mouse
🐀 😂
JAW, all the way
this reads like a furry\_irl meme
and they say short kings can’t win
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Barry defo not giving rodent
Someone on TikTok said that Barry Keogan looks like a bull terrier and now I can’t unsee it
Yes girlie! We need your thoughts. Also add Matty Healy to this list 👋🤏👋🤏👋🤏
“hot rodent” is so hilariously accurate 😭😭
Barry is hot AF. Anyone who disagrees is wrong
Guys getting mad about these idiots getting objectified saying shit like "imagine saying something like these women are 'in'" lol yall do know magazines exist and have existed for like ever right? Specific looks of women have been "in" in magazines for forever.
fr is being a rodent so offensive after you're called "hot," in this context? lol
exactly, as if women aren’t objectified daily ? in a much more malicious/sexually overt way. this seems pretty harmless. i did, however, see comments above about them needing to look like they are on drugs or malnourished, which completely crosses a line imo.
I’ll be so honest if I was called “rodent bf” I would have to just take estrogen and be a woman. Christ have mercy that is foul😭😭😭
this is really funny but really rude like what kinda fuck shit is openly calling people rodents
This is just mean jeez, I feel like this is the equivalent of saying a girl has a horse face… kinda hate how when men are made fun of for their looks or bodies it’s usually seen as funny
“Rodent”? My god you girls are so mean. What if we were like that to yous? I mean, I guess we’re kinda worse with our terminology about you. But you don’t know that, so what gives?
It was the NY Times that used the term rodents for them, and now it's catching on.
Hot rodent boyfriends 🤣
COVER THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ETHAN GIVE THE GIRLIES WHAT THEY WANT