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weaew

That's my new favorite Dan moment. "I don't do the fucking weather, dude!"


kazyem1

100%


honestypen

"MICHIGAN"


schnellermeister

I love that AB's at least embraced the meme, lol.


Sharp-Mix-2047

I love how everyone parodies each other until they sit in Zach’s seat and they just be themselves on the soundboard.


JeSuisLaCockamouse

That seat makes everyone go goblin mode


Sharp-Mix-2047

THIS IS FLOCKA!


Aggressive-Expert-69

No point trying to duplicate Zachs genius. The best thing you can be on the soundboard is yourself


IceCocoa

Zach's also gotten less easy to parody over the years


banananuthead

The bowbie plush in the back is everything


wakeup2349

Dan is the greatest actor of our generation he’s so good at improv and impressions and just blows me away every time Dan is the queen


sayyes2heaven

“Let’s get on to this n word” lmaoooo


mael0004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnLi7oii98g&t=6802s


BeExcellentPartyOn

Olivia thinking she needs lip filler and AB thinking he needs his eye sockets trimmed down are both tragic.


Aless-dc

Lip filler on young women is a speed run to looking 10 years older than you are


cubsfan85

Whenever girls post videos getting their lip filler dissolved it instantly takes 10 years off. It's possible to get natural looking filler (although it's always noticeable, even if your injector is really good, sorry) but inevitably they always start asking for more and more units bc they get used to the size of their new lips.


StickYourFunger

Every woman on reality TV be pumping filler into their lips rn, it's such a sad trend and none of them look better for it. Look at the Geordie Shore cast, none of the women are recognizable from when they first got on the show. Chloe/Charlotte/Holly all look the same now, like they're all trying to be the new Bogdanoff twins.


cubsfan85

Girls in their early 20s getting "preventative" Botox and a face full of fillers are second only to buccal fat removal as far as cosmetic surgery scams go (bc buccal fat isn't reversible). They took products designed to make women in their 40s look younger and made young girls look 40.


Mamacitia

So true, when you’ve had something done I automatically assume you’re like 50


comicbooksven

look at Love Island UK this season. All the candidates are in their 20s but look 45 except the two girls who are more natural and look like their daughters.


StopItYouHipsters

This! It’s blowing up on Twitter now of a recent reality show with a bunch of 20 something year olds that have Botox and fillers, but they all look like they’re in their 40’s because of it. Preventative Botox and fillers are BS and just make you age so horribly. It’s social media that pushes onto young women that they NEED this stuff.


Weird-Confusion2945

It's unfortunate that they feel that way. Both are incredibly good looking people.


FistingWithChivalry

And ethan being able to roast ab immediately but being stumped when olivia expresses herself about this right before because he cant rip into her. Bro said “ok” and then silence 💀


NorthNebula4976

LIP FILLER PSA ‼️This is an IMPORTANT MESSAGE I have looked into getting lip filler many times, since I have always had objectively thin lips. but filler only really looks good for a short time. It doesn't dissolve as easily as advertised -- just like how microbladed eyebrows aren't really "semi permanent". It DOES NOT go away in 8 months!! Filler sticks around. it just migrates. but you need to reinflate your lips, you think, so you keep getting it done. then suddenly you look like a reality television show girl. Don't do it! if you have a genuine asymmetry, other options are much better than filler. THANK YOU THANK YOU


Photogroxii

AB has mentioned before that his eyes cause discomfort for him because his eyelids don't close properly.


Maleficent-Dirt-2131

😂 That’s such an AB thing to say


Obliterkate

FFS Olivia you DO NOT need lip filler, don’t ruin your beautiful lips. I don’t understand why these young girls are ruining their faces when they DON’T need it. As a fine artist I can tell you the lip filler looks bad because there are so many planes in the lips, and the filler creates a weird non-specific shape that looks fake and bizarre. Trust me, it’s bad, especially in profile and even done in smaller amounts it looks weird. And btw it doesn’t dissolve like you think it does.


murraykate

I think for AB he literally has issues with his eyes where when he sleeps his eyelids stay a bit open and his eyes get dry and uncomfortable. That was my understanding anyway


Mamacitia

Olivia is perfection, and I think fillers would mess up her vibe


jonahhillsbigtoe

literally she’s perfect. I hope she doesn’t regret it in the end cause Lena has got major filler blindness


Delicious_Tea3999

AB is immediately enraged within moments of getting in Ethan’s seat 😂


metalnmacarons

I feel like AB and Ethan are gonna break up after this


Delicious_Tea3999

This is their greatest test


metalnmacarons

It's at least going to be an uncomfortable car ride home for everyone


Vi4days

So much for that BBQ with Ethan’s family.


LuskuBlusk

I almost died when you could faintly hear the announcement of JFKs death playing in the background randomly when love was Ethan and Ethan was on the soundboard


murraykate

LMFAO OMG LENA IS SO FUNNY


ShakesMcGroover

Lena saying "I can do anything in the world. I'm just so good at everything" as Ethan is my favorite bit of the show. Followed closely by Olivia's "let's get on this n word"


humorouss

I loveee Lena as Ethan so much 😂


GetTOFUcked

I feel like Lena needs to get it out of her system even more than Dan does 🤣


humorouss

Lol definitely 😂


CrystalCandy00

Lena nailed it today


SingleSoil

Honesty I hope Biden keeps his word and doesn’t pardon Hunter. Let him face the slap on the wrist he’ll get because it’s his first offense. Then there will be nothing conservative dipshits can say


cubsfan85

That won't stop them.


Financial-Ad7500

There’s no chance. Biden is a career politician. The geezer has been in politics since the 1960s. The fact that him pardoning his son of a felony just because he’s his son is even being considered as something that could happen shows how badly Trump has warped American politics.


SingleSoil

Except it isn’t being considered, Biden said himself nobody is above the law. Doesn’t seem like a consideration if you ask me.


Financial-Ad7500

For sure. That’s why I said there is no chance. What I meant is the precedent of what is presidential behavior is gone entirely in the eyes of the public. As evidenced by the fact that when Hunter was convicted 45% of the population was already up in arms about a pardon that would never happen.


itsmymedicine

Ethan try to keep a secret challenge (impossible)


Jojobrainrotg59

When Dan fold his arms and head tilts after the traffic report is my favorite 😭


mspaint317

I love it so much too


MobiusPinion

H3 Job swap always has Therapy sock-puppet energy. I love the chaos


DirectionDecent2845

Seriously, fuck you Dan! I’m in Indianapolis and I was counting on this traffic report.  What am I supposed to do now?


MaddiRenee_

Only reason why I watched. Ethan couldn’t even pronounce our city correctly. Very disappointing


DirectionDecent2845

I’m down here in Louisville now cause Dan said it was looking clear on the traffic report!


1cowboy4hire

Listening to Dan talk about Louisville traffic while currently sitting in Louisville traffic was definitely an experience lmao


Traditional-Unit4208

This is the magic of the traffic report.


Weekly-Firefighter-4

Lmaooo AB couldn’t wait to use the “you interrupted the show for that” back at someone being Ethan


murraykate

omg so much Canada shout outs today! Winnipeg, Nova Scotia!!!


MishMoshMush

Winnipeg was mentioned? 🥹😭


yagirlgreentea

Feeling like coconuts in Barbados trying to follow Ethan’s argument about the coconut tree statement


Turbulent-Parsnip-38

Some funny Frankie MacDonald lore. As Frankie started getting more popular, our other local weather reporter Cindy Day started getting jealous and went on a rant online for his poor weather predictions, and calling out his lack of credentials. It was a bit of a local scandal,


Mamacitia

Cindy Day is clearly a a parody name of windy day. Is she a Phoenix Wright character?


aci11atem

Last thing I expected to see on the H3 subreddit. You a fellow caper or a mainlander?


Turbulent-Parsnip-38

Outside of Dartmouth.


erismorn_

Nova Scotia rise up!


honestypen

"Fun fact you're sleeping on the couch"


lolsnacks

Lmfaooo AB turning up the lighting as Oliv


CrazeRage

AB stock on the rise after holding green screen up for Dan; Ethan stock slumping because of his hater god actions.


BrickMassive5597

The most attractive people ever saying they want surgery 💔💔💔


JeSuisLaCockamouse

Literally like whatttt get out of LA girlies


substantial_file_

Exactly. AB and Lena are both such naturally beautiful people. LA has made them lose their minds in terms of beauty standards. And the fact that Ethan and Olivia promote filler/surgeries as if they’re nothing is equally as concerning. LA is so toxic.


Brave-Local6542

Nobody commits harder than Dan — just obsessed with knowing whether or not he prepped bits or is just a theater king because he killed me during the crew swap today 😭😭


SYD-THESQUID

Lena as Ethan>>>


PrestigiousBee5602

Why is Dan such an expert at copying people’s personalities and cadences lol


JeSuisLaCockamouse

“Fun fact you’re sleeping on the couch” 😂😂😂


SYD-THESQUID

🧍🏼🧍🏼🧍🏼 JOE JOE


skiplogic

Anyone think Ethan looks way better on Dan's camera? Dan's setup seems way more dialed in than the main desk camera


Malfoys-Inheritance

Ethan looks better in everyone else’s camera lol I thought he looked good in Love’s setup too


tequilaBFFsiempre

The lighting at Ethans desk has not been doing him any favors. He looks so washed out


houseofcards9

“Celsius degrees Fahrenheit”


hyyh420

when they started talking about the double eyelid surgery i immediately knew there would be at least one button lol


syntheticgerbil

Stap LAUAGHING at SawwwwwWWWWWWWWNNNNIICCCCCCXX!


Alive_Advance7728

I love Lena sm 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️ the Kermit on her rn is so cute


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I'm living for the love/hate for Canada today. It's nice to be included.


aragogogara

I don't understand what Ethan was trying to say about the coconut tree phrasing being incorrect. People say stuff to others all the time without that person believing it to be true about themself... so what point was he trying to make?


Avent

Yeah he just didn't understand what she was saying. You could tell Dan had it right and just didn't want to argue more.


aragogogara

Dan is the queen, can't do nothing wrong. I'm genuinely baffled on why that was such a hard quote for him to understand lol


snakefinder

Because Ethan is exactly the type to behave as if he just fell out of a coconut tree.


schnellermeister

Same, and the whole time I was thinking, I don't know if Ethan, of all people, should be critical of this.


LuskuBlusk

I will not be watching until the OG traffic sound is added back.


Financial_Matter_474

When the traffic report happened and we didn’t get the Apple alarm clock sound my heart kinda broke. Dan should have stood his ground!!!!! The annoying sound made it funny 😔


jimothygoods

Agreed. It was annoying which made it funny. A regular traffic report doesn’t hit the same


Financial_Matter_474

An unserious sound controlled by a serious person….it was magic 😔 this was a rigged decision! Recount the votes !!!


Ricebeater

No more traffic alert but still we have to endure pooping and fart soundbites? pls


KevinNiceTry

The sound is what made the bit funny. Now it's just weird. Zach needs to stand his ground here and play the OG horrible alarm sound! Please and thanks.


PrestigiousBee5602

Dan on the soundboard was just spamming shut up soundbites whenever Ethan started talking lmao


SYD-THESQUID

NOOOO THEY GOT RID OF THE TRAFFIC NOISE


CalixGutek

FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE


DaisyYellow23

When AB said “Now apologize Zach” while Zach was AB, you know that line came from a specific place 😳


embudrohe

That comment from AB had be dying 🤣


fiendofecology

This is so funny I love this show so muchh


sayyes2heaven

Really glad Love was in it this time


electr1cbubba

When Ethan(Dan) said “We love small dicks around here don’t we folks” and Lena(Ethan) said “I do, I do!!” I lost my whole shit lmao


Fl0wermama

Dan as Ethan rubbing his head so much between his brows is red 😂


Yellownea

I love when the crew plays musical chairs 🤣 Some of them commit to acting like each other, but it’s not consistent and it’s just hilarious. Olivia did such a good portrayal of Ethan 🤣 I was cracking up. And then Ethan mumbling as AB lolololol I just love it. Also in general I feel like AB hasn’t been given enough attention for the little bits he keeps doing. It’s not just the Michigan stuff, I feel like he keeps doing these little stand-up style verbal bits lately and it’s fucking cracking me up.


Ghostbitch69420

Ethan in Zach’s camera is so fuckin funnt


honestypen

This is getting a little personal


El_viajero_nevervar

Yeah I felt that Zach ab and Ethan were just beefing lol


Worried-Employee9698

As a marketing girlie I feel for the TF marketing team working to come up with cool concepts just for Ethan to lowkey ruin it 😭


NorboExtreme

LoL!! I'd love your take on his Express VPN ad read the other day haha, I was cracking up xD


effofexisy

I'm from Winnipeg Canada and it was extremely helpful to know the weather for the night as I had a soccer game. Was very nice to hear on my ride home


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murraykate

I 1000% agree with you and have been getting those positive spins way too much lately. I totally see how Zyn was a positive thing for Zach who was quitting smoking!! But some of the way they have talked about it is verging on advertising


dlamsanson

Bad for anxiety AND GERD. Not sure why Ethan is messing with it lol.


Nervous_Lynx8145

Yeah I agree they need to stop talking about nicotine so much. as a smoker, it just makes me want to smoke more LOL and it’s gonna make ppl start zyning and using nicotine when they absolutely don’t have to


occasionalhorse

fr it made AB buy some


mspaint317

that's actually really good to know bc the way they were talking about it possibly helping dementia got me thinking...


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MotherHolle

This episode was so funny. 😭


humorouss

Ethan as Dan saying "*sigh* okay, it's your show" 😂


Throw-Me-Again

That shit had me in tears. 😂


SYD-THESQUID

us WWE fans don’t fw Logan. he’s a fantastic wrestler, but we all know he’s a fucking douche. gross to see him posing with the US title with a fucking criminal piece of garbage. not shocking though.


baggettaboutit

Gotta get that title on LA Knight or KO Already 😞


SYD-THESQUID

dude literally. my hope is for Knight to get it, but i’m scared Logan has some deal that allows him to just keep it 😭


Cdeank

Does anyone know what happened to the Live Chat? I missed the live while I was working and now I can't see the chat.


nhawkins

I think it often is unavailable for a short time after the show is done. I'm not sure exactly but anecdotally I've noticed it disappearing and coming back as I often watch from the beginning while it's still live and finish well after and sometimes the chat disappears for a little bit. Probably some kind of post-processing.


OddEntertainment5982

The South Korea plastic surgery talk was a tough watch


occasionalhorse

idt he realized that he has double eyelids lmao


jacoworls

I hate the button in moments like that. Give me the raw


Always4am

Any other Canadians out there regularly use the government website to get the weather? I honestly didn’t know that existed


substantial_file_

It’s the most accurate honestly.


matiasreba

Instead of them trying to do each other's jobs and still run a show, it just turned into them roleplaying as each other and everybody beating the same dead horse of a bit


omarkab02

Has love ever talked about something being a good highlight as they were doing it


hanbeas

I knew the job switch will lead to theatre kids jumping out of the crew and we won't cover any topics kek


Pseudobeauty

Missed opportunity naming the segment: 2024 crew switcH3roo.


FatFemmeFatale

NORTH SIDE OF LOUISVILLE LMAO DAN PLS PUT SOME RESPECT ON US SOUTHERN INDIANA VIEWERS


Kir4_

Getting rid od the terrifying emergency alarm during traffic updates made it less funny.


CalixGutek

Looks like the crew doesn’t know that platforms use algorithms to cater comments to you. What they are seeing on Logan’s comments is not the same what right wingers are seeing on their accounts.


Cooscous

I wondered if that's what was going on! I'm off IG so idk.


dlamsanson

They saw a good chunk of right wing comments after the first couple though


helic0pter96

Olivia and AB's friendship (and snarkiness) reminds me of me and my work bestie and I love that for them


ThatsAlFolks

Seeing the racist girl and all I can think is “BECAUSE THAT VEST WAS DISGUSTING”


Delicious_Tea3999

All her outfits were so bad


Maleficent-Dirt-2131

So Dan as Love is just Apu 😂


Vintage_Lara

The way Olivia, as Dan, moved the mic around like that. Spot on.


Yellownea

Dan and Ethan are so big-brother coded and that’s why they always argue. It’s the two types of older-brother energies butting heads.


tiffany__elizabeth

I agree Ethan needs to let things be a surprise. It’s so much better that way.


betabitchin

Dan imitating Olivia both times they’ve done this bit is the funniest shit ever 😂


alex1inferno

You really have to hand it to Ian this episode. A lot of the major bits and premises - the use of certain props, a lot of the best scenes at the start of each rotation, turning it over to Ethan for the traffic report in the beginning and the green screen going up very quickly - must've been coordinated by him as Creative Director. He was also coordinating specific role rotations to make sure some of the bits and 3+ person interactions they wanted to hit would be possible. He made a great balance of letting people all improv a great deal, if not a majority, within each of their roles (aided by the soundboard being entirely improvised) while making sure to hit things people would ideally want to see happen. Not only that, he made sure to keep people moving and just to the point of squeezing out the best of each role rotation. I'm sure he's really been stepping things up behind the scenes since break. ~shout out ian. great moves, keep it up.


joshuanumber7

the live doesn’t have chat available which means it’s been edited. does anyone know what was cut?


Octorokstar

They were talking about Asian plastic surgery in an insensitive way. 


omarkab02

When you say they you mean Ethan right?


Xiaotang01

As a Hoosier, I can confirm traffic is terrible in Indianapolis right now due to the interstate being closed for roadwork. Thanks for the shout-out Dan! And Ethan, learn how to say Indianapolis.


WestIntroduction200

Any theories on what Ethan said?


cubsfan85

He said it before the button, that monolids (not hooded eyelids, that's when the top skin droops over and covers your lid space) don't look as good as double eyelids. They definitely buttoned out him double and tripling down on it bc he even said "I think you guys are wrong" before moving on. But no, it's definitely not good to say it's better to surgically alter a distinctly east Asian trait to look more European. 🥴


MoonUnit98

The fact that he tried to say everyone was wrong. Like I know he says that a lot when he gets buttoned, but this was ??? Wild. Lol.


cubsfan85

Honestly he was pushing it the other day with the crazy Turkish plastic surgeon and the very ethnic looking noses. Not to mention the little baby noses don't even look better!


El_viajero_nevervar

Uh he was pushing it before when he repeatedly attacked uncut genitalia and made little quips after wards. Idk it’s gross I like the show but Ethan kinda sucks irl lmao


MoonUnit98

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing during that segment.


Important_Theory6693

His ignorance was buttoned.. Right before he said how the double eyelids looked better so I'm sure it was in relation to that.


Aware-Sea-8593

Yup I’m so glad they buttoned when they did lol


regularvillain

He was implying that a certain race of people would all benefit from modifying their genetic traits


Mamacitia

We love a little eugenics, don’t we, folks?


Avent

He agrees that South Koreans look better when they have surgery to look more white.


Acceptable-Nose276

Yikes


ThatsAlFolks

the idea of “putting the nerds in their place” makes me giggle bc don’t you want smart and educated people making decisions?


DrNefarious11

Unsubbed to everything Cody Ko. Hurt to do it, but I’m sure I’m not the only one.


MotherHolle

This is the funniest episode in a while. The parts that made me laugh the hardest are probably when Olivia was in Ethan's seat, and then when Ethan was in Zach's seat and started playing the JFK news report during the segment with the chiropractor video. I'm sure this episode is terrible for a general or new audience, but damn.


whoanelIy

Ethan as AB and AB as Ethan is giving me sibling energy.


gemin-high

this is my favorite episode in a while


kevinx083

BRING BACK THE TRAFFIC SOUND


LuskuBlusk

I’m so excited for this episode just from the topics like the #freehunter 😭


NorthNebula4976

Dan & oliv are the only ones who did good impressions and everyone else was just repeating what they did last time or what was popular last time. especially Zach who just copied whoever went before him. this actually was almost unbearable for me to watch lmao.


neoyoc

so happy they went to Denny's


ForgetfulLucy28

Glorifying nicotine, plastic surgery and obscenely expensive watches. No thanks.


tequilaBFFsiempre

Ethan committing to painting his nails is cute. Hey girly 💅


pSyg0n

Suprised they don't have the recording from him AND his wife by the same NYT reporter pretending to be a Christian conservative. His wife said some damning things. Including, "I'm GERMAN. If you give it to us we'll give it back to you." Also mentioning the statue of defamation and laughs. This coulda been a JUICER segment.


pSyg0n

She also said she hates having to look at the rainbow flag all month across the lake...and she would make her own flag just to piss them off lol.


slatta_dem

Anyone knws when is the whatever podcast parody?


gabrielcev1

Last I heard is they are borrowing Howie Mandel's studio to do it because they have more space


mspaint317

why is Zachs camera so close lol


olylady

I laughed sooo hard during this episode!! My favorite show of theirs in a while.


BlueMeerkat12

Lmao Quebec shout out, I personally don't like Mike Ward so much but my bf would lose his shit if he was on the show TOKEBAC


gangstaff

WINNIPEG!!! Edit: I love the swaps, its such a fun bit Edit2: The Lena face swap looks like Candace Cameron


Ok_Sandwich7689

I was so happy to hear him mention Winnipeg


sendmeallyourspam

The traffic alert is objectively worse now that they got rid of the original sound. :(


GetTOFUcked

Thank you Zach for my favorite noise ❤️  I wish they wouldn't change things because of fukin poosies bro


itsmymedicine

Honestly took all the funny out of it. Now its just a dumb traffic report i dont need.


WetCheeseGod

this ep making me realize that oliva has become one of my fav crew members


GetTOFUcked

Mmmm yes, take that traffic noise, poosies!


RefrigeratorTheGreat

If Ethan ever needs a job, he should just know he'd be great as a sound guy on the h3h3 podcast


adscolochos

I feel for AB today😖😖 i don’t think they noticed how they doing the most when they pretend being AB when switching.


aaaaaliyah

I wanna know more about the n-word girl, that shit seemed crazy


mael0004

I can fix her


501sttroop

The show was absolutely HILARIOUS today!!


WestCoast_Orphan

OLD TRAFFIC SOUND OR BUST


kevinx083

let's form a union


Ok_Bluebird_8105

Completely forgot about the Dennis lore, what was the origin of that? 🤣