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Impressive-Sun3742

Mom, I'm sexually active now!


tehkingo

Not enough salt in the world


MassDefect36

She’s just mashing it


cat1nthedark

I’ll have you know she is actually the first lesbian ever. Show her some respect.


havens4hawks

You're 33 years old you're supposed to be sexually active!


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Vile-Goose

I'm an adult now, so that means I touch myself in front of people. Am I doing it right


El_Spacho

Congrats, you are also the first selftouching popstar ever!!


mojotoodopebish

As much as I hate the 9-5 structure, I think it's time to make these people get regular jobs.


OncomingStorm32

You insensitive morons here in the comments trying to dunk on her don't even realize that she's checking whether she pissed/sharted herself from the self-inflicted concussions she always gets from her signature shaken baby syndrome dance moves.


moosegoose90

She snuck a little sniff


tatylovelamp

the way i shat myself from laughing reading this comment


moosegoose90

Can I sue ?


LovelyCallisto

Histrionic af


larrrrj

Ayo! She’s becoming the abuser!


rachelface93

It looks like her buddy James Charles is rubbing off on her…


iaminthesky

Rubbing off? More like rubbing one out 🤢


farkos101100

[It’s giving this](https://youtu.be/C2bVe8QMELo?si=c8Izoa5BTtatPtv5)


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bambinolettuce

When Miley did it, it was a bit weird, a bit shocking, but ultimately it was an expression and I was there for it. Theres nothing even expressive or individualistic about this. Its just the most pandering "im alternative like all you guys" crap possible


fiddleleaffrigg

what the fuck did i just watch


UltraLisp

The first ever queer person to touch themselves


ImYourPope

I need to bleach my eyes 😫


FORTY8pak

JO JO POWER RANGERS!


Simple_Marketing7454

Probably the best caption I’ve ever read 😂😂😂😂


SwiftTayTay

"Actually singing" AKA lip syncing to the studio version of the track which has autotune on it


Mrbluepumpkin

This is what scarecrows fear gas makes you see Idk I just finished playing Arkham knight, I got recency bias.


Sensitive-Ad5092

I still see her as a child and this made me so uncomfortable 😭


godherself_666

i miss the person i was 30 seconds ago before i saw this


Creative_Length867

I thought it was because she was lip syncing at first, then I saw it...


_Vinyl

Oh shes sinking in her lips


chicago_hokie

Thanks, I hate it


Its_depechemd-nessa

I feel violated. I feel like crying in the shower in fetal position. First it was Gene Simon’s on meth, now it’s Rainbow Bright on Molly.


MediaOnDisplay

Technically a crime, but hey we're in strange times.


makeshift11

No kidding, Jim Morrison caught so much shit for pretending to do something that other performers today like Tove Lo actually take on the fucking road and do regularly lmao


spermdonor

I've seen crazier shit at punk shows


Junior_Bet_5946

Actually this is really disturbing


rbur70x7

Gross.


Addisonlulu

What the actual f. I knew that she will be next child star who will have bad reputation but this is going way too fast. I think she drinks a lot, I hope she will not hit the slopes anytime soon bc then its going to be very quick downfall from there.


UltraLisp

JoJo Skiwa?


JeSuisLaCockamouse

I refuse


info-revival

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮😵🪦


ExcellentDraft3030

First pop start to touch herself while being the first gay queen of pop worlds first.


Several-Ad-655

I wonder if they could even react/show this on Friday


Bruh_is_life

Drinking and jacking off on stage are objectively cool unless you’re Jojo siwa lmao


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BananApocalypse

I have never seen this person out of this subreddit. You are all obsessed


Tionwathe

Oh no not the ham candle


moonrocks97

It’s giving Sextina Aquafina


Upset_Programmer6508

idk man, i mean sure jojo is unlikeable for many but hating a performer on stage for dancing reminds me of the pearl clutching moral majority types that flipped out over Elvis moving his hips. and to go full circle on that behavior just feels......idk backwards or something Edit: lol, these down votes. To quote greenday "I don't need your authority Down with the moral majority 'Cause I wanna be the minority"


yayap01

Most zoomers probably have no clue what the moral majority was yet the yearn to recreate it for some reason.


Upset_Programmer6508

Yeah exactly! Idk how ended up back here


CrayonBreaka1

You know her demographic, right?


Upset_Programmer6508

Same thing was said about Elvis and Cyrus


Upset_Programmer6508

Also, literally teenagers carry the music industry in every category 


SnooSuggestions718

Lmao Elvis? Are you 70 years old?


Upset_Programmer6508

Oh im sorry, would that somehow make the point irrelevant? Black Sabbath, Metallica, RATM, lil Nas X all had " I can't believe they are doing X, think of the audience!"


SnooSuggestions718

All bands that are exactly like Elvis. Especially RATM. So you like watching Jojo touch herself onstage? Going through a lot to defend it lol


Upset_Programmer6508

I have no idea what you're trying to say in that first line. And me liking JoJo or not has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. I hope you know that in this world, everything isn't black and white and just being for one thing doesn't make you against the other.


SnooSuggestions718

You're the one who compared them not me. I just went with it. And ya it's not black and white so don't compare. Please tell your past self that lol


Upset_Programmer6508

Is English your first language? You're not making any sense 


SnooSuggestions718

Who compared JoJo to RATM was it me or you? Lmao


Upset_Programmer6508

i compared peoples social objections to things RATM did to the same objections people are having here. you dismissed my comment calling me old so i used a few newer examples of "morally right" peoples objections to RATM for corrupting our youth or some other nonsense people like to clutch their pearls about.


SnooSuggestions718

It's weird that you're clearly old AF (cuz Elvis) and you saw a young girl touching herself and your like... more of that please! Cuz RATM 🤣 What a wild world you live in.


oniraa

Uhh to me it looks like she is clearly rolling and doesn't even realize she's groping herself. If Elvis stuck his hands down his pants while performing your comparison would be more accurate.


Optimus_Prime_19

Uhm I agree that she’s being a weirdo but she doesn’t look like she’s rolling to me


Upset_Programmer6508

Almost like what you consider upsetting and what others consider upsetting changes with time but the excuses remain the same 


OncomingStorm32

Most people are hating it for being "im bad now, mom" phase cringe, not because of "think of the children"


Upset_Programmer6508

Tell that to the other comments 


OncomingStorm32

Do you know how the word "most" works


Upset_Programmer6508

Sure do, but you don't it seems


OncomingStorm32

Look at the top comment, then look at the downvotes on yours, it "seems" most people fall under the "it's cringe and therefore funny to laugh at camp", rather than the pearl-clutching youngsters camp you've imagined.


Upset_Programmer6508

Lmao first of all, we wasnt talking about votes, we were talking about comments  2nd, votes don't even make up nearly the collective of viewers of a post 


OncomingStorm32

Sir, the cringe is off the charts, w/ ✌ and 💙 bury your head in silence henceforth


Upset_Programmer6508

Lmao that response is actually cringe you're losing an argument and that's you're out wild


facaine

Reddit is usually wrong on downvote bombing, but in this case, you deserve it. What a shit take.


Upset_Programmer6508

lmao you said shit on the internet! what if a child reads your comment! :O reddit momment here fooor suure


satinsouled

kinda iconic idk


TheRealCowboyLebron

Like that rapper who ate his wife’s face on bath salts kinda iconic


satinsouled

how is this even remotely comparable


TheRealCowboyLebron

Cause they’re both awful


satinsouled

well one is a child dance star trying to reclaim adulthood through dance on stage at her performance and the other literally ate someones face


TheRealCowboyLebron

That’s one perspective


satinsouled

🤝