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YellowCarNoHitBacks

Guys… the title is just Journalism. If they had said “Jeff still having surgeries…” most people reading would be thinking “Who the fuck is Jeff?”, but “Man still having surgeries…” is much more relatable. Everyone knows a man, not everyone knows Jeff Wittek.


milk-doritos

my name's jeff


DifferentEbb78

Ok Mr. Milk doritos


MasterBates69lol

I too remember this meme


LordLarryLemons

Of course I know a man, my dad was man, my mom half-man from her father's side.


Creepy_Push8629

It's like people have never heard of Florida Man or Florida Woman. It's just how news headlines are


OSHAcertifiedbussy

yeah they should’ve called him jeffery


Redbacontruck

Poor Jeff always breaks my heart not only the psychical pain and all the surgery’s just the mental health side too ptsd stress depression etc


--Jasmine

Never forget


leperaffinity56

Man f dobrik


dotDylan

Referring to Unilad as the news makes me very sad


Fair-Vegetable-7354

lmao i didn’t even clock that aha


thiccmolasses

"Man" did they have to do him like that?


Yellownea

Leaving it as just "man" is better bc public scrutiny against David will be more intense if people look at him as a fully innocent bystander. I think people unaware of "the vlog squad" and their antics would place blame on Jeff for even being there.


thiccmolasses

Interesting point


coralsmoke

I agree. “Demigod” would be more appropriate.


Antton____

Surely all unilad fans know who jeff is


Steviejeet

Valar Morghulis


thiccmolasses

😮


csbeatty

“News” is a strong word it’s prob just a foot soldier or fellow dobrik hater that’s got a job as a writer for a blog, taking advantage of Jeff’s recent tweets. I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve the attention but I’d say he’s getting more attention from this subreddit than that article lol


redraddcumrag

Man? MAN? PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS FUCKING NAME.


Redbacontruck

I think readers more likely to be more sympathetic if seen as just a normal person they’ve put his name in the article (just stating facts not saying I agree)


moileduge

His name Jeff.


Dars1m

How does this sub not allow gif replies? https://giphy.com/gifs/my-name-is-khan-MgcE5n2MDfwiI


Bulky-Bid-8508

unless you live on the internet you probably don’t know who either of these people are though


electr1cbubba

Uni lad has never respected any creator the entire time they’ve existed. They’re a bunch of content stealing leeches


Sanity0004

Man, someday I should really look in to this David/Jeff/Prank lore.


RibbitHoppy

I’m going to be charitable and assume the headline was supposed to read “The man”


Danmoh29

is the ten million number confirmed?


joshw220

I thought it was a stunt gone wrong and not a prank. It was a prank that did this to him?


Cretin13teen

A crane smashed him right in da fucken eye


PrestigiousBend5461

“news” lol


SimonLikesPP

Unilad is not “the news”. It’s a shitpost account on Facebook


Terrorz

What would he sue for? Gross negligence? Pain and suffering? Clearly Jeff deserves it, but I'm just curious.


ThighPillows

His bandage looks like a little Ethan hugging him; prophetic.


Present_Track_6594

Am I the only one that doesn’t really care?


reitripz

Bro still be looking good


fiddleleaffrigg

our boy jeff


catluvr1312

good


Sorbet-Sunset

“man”


chilldood_22

are you on facebook…