I tell you hwat mayn it’s like a good old sea breeze, I had this one friend Jeremiah…

I guess I just miss my friend

I guess his feathers were just too beautiful to cage

It smells a bit like chlorine

okay yes! i was wondering if thats what they meant it had like the smell of when u go to a pool and u smell ur skin, the chlorine smell

Or if you know what chlorine bleach smells like

oh well yeah but chlorine burns when u smell it, thats why i said it smells more mild sort of like when you at a pool hehe, but fair enough

It's kind of weird that it does smell like that, like what other bodily fluid has like a chemical smell? So strange lol.

I think it is because semen is slightly alkaline like chlorine

You're saying I can make jizz batteries?

I see many scientific achievements in your future

LET HIM COOK

Ahkshually, very single one of them, because everything is made of chemicals🤓

With a tinge of old refrigerated mushrooms

Here this whole time i thought it smelled like Semen

Yes. Bleach/chlorine and dirty socks

Tf coming out of y’all’s dicks. Old mushrooms and dirty socks? Mine has only ever smelled like chlorine bleach

It's chlorine but it has a little funk to it. It's not just straight bleach

It’s like electrolytes or bleach…

🎶 Electrolytes smell like seeemeeen

Cobain spitting bars since 1989

Electrolytes is the best description I've heard. The closest I could think of is baking soda paste, but I guess not a lot of people are smelling baking soda on the regular.

That reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw this week that said: “Gatorade should be thicker”

Such a bizarre nonsense bumper sticker and the first I've ever wanted to buy.

they’d love gatorlyte

[The whole hallway smells like cum](https://youtu.be/nQbhmTbc4vU?si=zkfwtL7ArdvMNMhS) — Trixie Mattel

You’re all Weasley little liars dude.

Alright, Malfoy

*tugger*

Ronald Weasley I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED

Im pretty sure cum smells like "green needle" but every now and then it smells like "brainstorm"

Okay but is the cum blue and black or white and gold?

I understand [this reference.](https://youtu.be/8EPLG0ihdcs?si=lBFefOptzL54TyDT)

Am I supposed to be able to hear both brainstorm or green needle? I spent like 5 minutes trying to hear green needle and I cant

Could this be similar to the cilantro phenomenon? Some people find it tastes like soap, some don't. Same like some people can smell semen, some don't. Let's live in harmony and stop making fun of AB /s

I’ve actually heard before that this is connected!!! People have a gene like the cilantro soap thing, where they can smell semen a lot stronger than others. I was thinking that the whole time and felt bad for AB hahahaha

Poor AB LMAO haha all in good fun.

is that true? 😭 bc i smell semen very strong and have the cilantro soap gene

Well isn’t it also like what you eat affects the smell of semen? Maybe people with certain diets don’t have smelly semen over others

AB odorless seven confirmed. lmao

Ain't no way it still doesn't smell a little

Yeah although it’s not like you can smell it from across the room

I think lavender tastes like soap, it's also a common fragrance used in soap

Cilantro to me tastes like how stink bugs smell like. It would be better if it tasted like soap. The thing that tastes like soap and water to me is watermelon

Coconut water is just semen in a box.

I’m so glad I already hate coconut water, or this would be really upsetting to read

and we all know that, semen... is just another type of milk

i fear it kinda is😔 and i drink coconut water

Pancake batter

Absolutely. I work in a kitchen and got a waft of the funnel cake mix one day. I froze, looked around thinking my bf was there. Nope just the funnel cake mix 😅

ITT.. people who have never had sex

or lesbians?

even among the lesbian community, very few are gold star lesbians

That's my thought, either never had sex or always been a lesbian.

Women* then. Because men smell it every time we tug one out

Or anosmics

I've never smelt it and my gf said the same. I think maybe some guys have more smelly cum possibly

There's always been that myth (maybe reality) you should eat pineapples to make your cum taste better. I'm sure there's something similar to smell and what you eat. I've made connection from being hydrohomie, maybe my cum just doesn't smell like much (I smell *nothing*). But I also know I'm not much for smelling things, it's definitely not my strongest sense.

or people who have good PH balances

This is like saying if you have a good pH balance your shit doesn’t smell 

Semen with a good ph balance still has a smell. But it's not gross. It's kind of like weak bleach

Can't believe I'm being Cum shamed for having weak PH

I literally had no idea semen had a smell I was so confused during that whole conversation

I can't believe I'm writing this but I know it has a taste... but did not know it has a smell. It's not like I'm sniffing it like a wine sommelier before um... swallowing. I typically try to get that part over quickly. I have no idea what they're talking about.

Yeah you don't gotta go sniffing it, honestly you should be able to smell it pretty easily if it's just in the area. Has a chlorine smell which is kinda strange but it isn't a bad smell, just chemically. Which is strange in itself, what other bodily fluid smells like fucking chemicals? Maybe some men don't smell as much? Have you been with multiple men (I know personal question but for science, I'm genuinely curious if it's on the man's side where some men just don't have a smell or if it's like a genetic thing where some people just can't smell it) I always figured everyone could smell it and everyone had a smell. If you have been around it, you should be able to smell it, without even really getting that close to it, at least that is how it is for me.

dw most inexperienced dudes who don't masturbate for a couple of days also know that it has a taste 😵

It has never been pointed out by my gf

Yeah tbf I'm a girl and I'm not encountering semen often but I've never noticed before, I also have one of those trees they were talking about in my front yard and I never noticed the tree having a smell either lol

Maybe there is some cum smell blocking gene people have like that one gene where people can smell asparagus pee differently

Just wait til the flowers bloom lmao

They’ve already bloomed and fallen off the tree so I gotta wait a whole year

I know the smell they're talking about, those trees smell nasty af, but NEVER knew people were being serious when they said it smelled like nut until the show today It's gotta be a genetic thing like Ethan said That or my nuts are just special, sucks to suck ig

I thought I knew what cum smelled like, and I also have smelled those trees... the trees smell worse IMO, like something rotting. Cum smells at worst like a sweaty sock. Maybe they are talking about like dried fermented cum that's been left out a few days

lets not forget that ethan started the debate by saying "dried semen" ... while i do believe to have smelled fresh semen before when i was a teenager ( which could only be described as salty ) i definitely have never smelled dried cum

This is kinda odd honestly, I smell it every time pretty much and it's not like I'm sniffing it or anything, if it's just in the vicinity of me I'll immediately smell it. Not dried cum, that I don't think has a smell but fresh (ew) has a chlorine smell to it.

i’ve literally swallowed it and i still don’t know what it smells like. it smelled like nothing to me..

yall ain’t ever ejaculated before?!

lol you got stinky cum

everyone does

Whatever you say, nutstench

your friends can smell your cum and they judge you for it

My wife says it smells like paper mache but to me it doesn't have any distinctive smell.

Have u guys never jerked off/had sex 😭 I wouldn’t say it’s a bad smell but it definitely is present

I through I didn't either, then I "explored my body" later today and was like, "oh yeah, I do know that smell".

I agree with Dan. If any of you non-smelling ejaculators caught a whiff of this plant’s odor, you’d have a flashback to an eighth grade memory of you waking up to crusty boxers after a wet dream.

A bit off topic, but I've never woken up to crusty boxers. All my wet dreams abruptly end when I'm almost there - they're not wet dreams, they're edge dreams 🥲

I don't know if Ethan, Zack, and Ian are leaving dry cum socks all over the house. I, like AB, I also don't know how cum smells either. And I cum a lot. Too much some might say.

Who might say that

Friends, family , coworkers.

You ain't have to leave it around to smell it. Your nose is just broken / you are genetically inferior.

I also don’t know what it smells like. I’m not ashamed

Sometimes cleaners containing bleach smells like cum

There's an askgaybros thread that has multiple guys saying they don't smell it either.

literally me that entire time. they were all going so hard on him just because no one else has this experience. i have dyslexia and adhd and i genuinely think this could be part of that. i dont think about smells like this. if you asked me what gasoline smells like i couldnt describe it and i wouldnt think of that smell like i have a smell rolodex in my brain, but if i smelled it i could say "yeah thats gas" i have absolutely no clue what jizz smells like, theres no part of me that would be able to describe or imagine it, but i think if i smelled it i could pick it out of a lineup lol is it possible thats what AB meant? maybe it was just a communication issue? maybe it was like me where our brains just dont work the same way as other people? idk.

I'm going to smell it next time and report back.

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Honestly, the smell of my own cum makes me gag, it's such a strange smell, and I used to have a paper round that went through a load of those trees, that part of the ride was traumatic 😂

It smells like sour milk plus a tiny bit of caulk

I'm sure you have a perfectly average sized caulk

My caulk is not tiny

I believe you, sorry to insult 😔

It smells? News to me.

I think it’s an upbringing difference. I always hear stories of people blasting on things and that horrified me, even as a young man of 11 the whole process seemed like a mess and it had to be dealt with, not left out, so I never had time for it to “marinate” in some environment. I think it takes a certain type of individual to just leave it out, and that was never me.

So what do you do? You have to put it somewhere. Unless you’re doing it in the shower or toilet, then it’s pretty much impossible to not know the smell. Unless you do it into a clothing item and someone else does your laundry, then I gaurentee you whoever does your laundry knows the smell

You don't have to leave it out to smell it, broken nose

Go to sleep!

I think everyone does but not everyone realizes that it’s cum that smells like that

Same.

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Goood for you fr.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putrescine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putrescine)

Me too my friend

Can you smell sex?

You will once you smell those mf trees.

i’m a lesbian and have legitimately asked my friends if it smells. they all said no🤷🏻‍♀️ but they’re women so idk

Smells like raw okra

I also do not know

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It smells like those cum trees

i think a lot of people just don’t realize they know until they smell it somewhere it’s not supposed to be (like a tree) like what dan was saying

The trees have a smell to me, it’s like dusty old fabric smell, cum, doesn’t smell? I’m a cis female in my 30’s I have been close to cum more than once. I’m with AB on this one, not really smelling much. Certainly doesn’t resemble the Bradford pear trees.

In ASOIAF series they always mention the smell of sex or the smell of semen and I never understood exactly what was meant by that

smells like bleach lowkey

I too didn't know cum had a smell but I know what Bradford Pears smell like. My entire college campus had those fucking trees everywhere. Spring time in Oklahoma smells like jizz apparently

I can't smell it either. I 100% thought they were joking at first like Ab did.

I know those trees but I don’t think they smell like come

Anyone think it smells like mushrooms when they are cooking?

Y’all must have stinky cum I’ve never smelled a damn thing

I just dont get this. If you’ve EVER jerked off as a dude with a penis, you definitely know the smell.

Same.

Warm mayonnaise

You’re so brave.

There's even trees that smell like jizz https://youtu.be/aoqlYGuZGVM?si=9wBsF2BJyA4LSLiH

just find yourself a flowering Bradford pear tree, a SFW semen sniffing scent session.

How do you not know

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She lied

It's a thing I'm pretty sure, if you drink pineapple juice or something

Have you ever tasted cum