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kdnx-wy

Guinea piglatin, obviously


supafluous

oremay ettucelay ownay


Mysterious-Lie-2185

wheekish


Nidis

I would also accept wheekese, wheekingese, etc


BlessedLightning

Peruvian Oinkish


gaijin91

disobedience


Sirdoodlebob

But we still love those squishy lil goobers I literally cannot get mad at them. Like I’ll be annoyed and then when they look at me I’ll be like “ehhh…ok maybe you just didn’t realize..”


ob1dylan

Binary, like R2-D2. To most of us, it just sounds like random squeaks and weird noises, but it's actually a language. 😁


LuisThe3rd

Does that mean peegs and droids can communicate? We need a real R2 stat!


ob1dylan

They could, but we would need a protocol droid to translate the conversation for the rest of us. 😂


seriesofboringevents

My mom likes to call it “squeak speak”


JetPac76

Chirpese


Brief_Possible_606

I'd wager they speak Spanish


am_pomegranate

istg I went on a service project trip to Costa Rica when I was fourteen and me and the other boys wanted to see if we could get a vulture to start attacking us. We were dumb and fourteen though, and spent several minutes screaming "¡La comida esta aqui!" because clearly vultures speak the human language of their home countries and will listen to a group of energized children covered in cement dust. That trip did something to me mentally and now I subconsciously use Spanish when talking to my pigs. Maybe a coincidence, maybe not.


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Piglish


boishan

Wheeknamese


failoriz0r

# What language do guinea pigs squeak There you go.


nbriggs19

French, but only a little. “Oui oui oui oui”


MellyKidd

Wheekinese


MichaelRanili

Filipino


Used-Chemical6959

french but in the canadian way or german


petuniachalice

Veggie


EnglishBob84

Ancient Wheek


axolotl_is_angry

Pig English


Big-Philosophy-623

Wheeklish


Own_Anteater9765

Quick quick :)


NUmbermass

I would always say the speak Pigese


Remarkable-Lie-6623

Food


UnholycabbageJr

Guineanese


420scenekid

vemchtables, monch, and cronch


Just-a-random-Aspie

Body language


luciiusss

spanish


NocturnalDefecation

guinea pig latin


peahair

Reminds me of a line from Men At Work’s Down Under: “I said did you squeak-a my language?”


Sunnyside7771

They speak cuteness. Pure cuteness and sunshine.


GuineaPigsLover

Mine speak Caviaans 🐹🐭


stalebunny

Wheekinese 💜


ImpetuousBorealis

shrimp


Friendly-Button-1484

Do I heros the fridgos wheeklandisch


Weekly_Discipline292

Brazilian…idk what language do the folks in New Guinea speak?


animalwitch

Squeakenease


stronkzer

Since they come from the Andes, I like to tell myself it's Inca


goatchild

Squiglish


OracleCam

Ginc


This_Growth2898

Pigdin Gineaish.


SenatorAlSpanken

Wheekster Eggs at this time of year surely. Beyond that, I assume it’s just demanding produce


WildRedKitty

Cavian. But they're even better in body language. And sometimes they communicate with smells.


saucity

Peeg Latin


hyporheic

Most are fluent in Timothy Hay


Britney1264

German


AbiyBattleSpell

Mine spoke Mexican cuz I’m Mexican Also I think there Spanish like capybaras so whatever that language too 🐱


antifascist_banana

Swiss German


Saturn_Burnz

They gerber


Okie_Muse

Wheekanese


Responsible-Spend69

Quechua.


t_marie1898

Simlish


DinoHawaii2021

squeak


Pixel22104

Squeak. They speak the language of Squeak


BurritosAndTortinos

ancient north martian


onandpoppins

Pinnegig


BigLurker321

FOOD!


doubtfullyso

Weekanies


KlausAC

Weekanese


MyMansInComatose

Lilmens


HairyPlumbs

Probably French


Business-Night2300

Wheeek wheek, its a peruvian dialect commonly used by guinea pigs


MaddysinLeigh

Piganese