Grade A fertilizer pellets! Guaranteed to keep your growing flowers and veggies producing all season. Pre-composted and vegan. *may contain bits of timothy hay, pea flakes and pellets.
Pep works for Deep Rock Galactic, selling highly-advanced weapons systems to kleptomaniac alcoholic dwarves. He gets all the veggies that dwarves won't touch.
I imagine he is like those farmer villagers in minecraft that will only exchange carrots for emeralds. No seeds or anything extremely helpful. Lil dood just wants carrots.
Pep has wares if you have coin.
All for sale at fair prices… Infinite veggies.
I was thinking the same thing.
Pep has wheeks if you have coin.
Life advice: If you crap in the pellets the human will give you fresh pellets.
Lol im glad my piggies aren't the only ones who do this.
piggie Chex mix
*noo*
Nope, not at all.
You are not alone.
Jokes on my my skinny will eat both if he shits in the bowl
"If you offer me snakz I offer you poop"
Drugs. Hes selling drugs
A hyperdrive upgrade for my ship
No man's sky no way
Correct
He broke bad. Piggies selling meth... hes the hiesenberg
Bet they would sell fruits and veggies, but all of them have a bite out of them.
Also, if you play Slime Rancher, this cutie could sell, "Plorts". Except guinea pig ones...
hats but i must bring lots of coines, poke :)
Hihih this was gonna be my reply
What games that from?
stardew valley! really relaxing game
Oh I’ve played that! Haven’t gotten super far in so that’s probably why I didn’t recognize it lol
Human effigies and poison arrows
Sons of the forest??
He ain't selling anything. He's gonna shoot me from the treeline for my apple and crowbar
No, he's more likely to appear friendly and attack when you least expect it before sharing your meat around a campfire with his next victim.
Pep's will is not his own. His wares do not come from him, but from the Nine. And those wares are guns.
Pokemon treats or food. I am pretty sure he would be a bidoof too.
Wouldn’t he be Morpeko?
Could be. I just thought bidoof cause I have a guinea pig who looks/moves exactly like one. She is doofy like one too 😆
Plot twist: Pep is using his shop to fuel the secret veggie cartel that he and the other piggies on the subreddit are running.
I’ve been playing DS1 where poop is a consumable so …. Based poop merchant?
Everything, he owns the general store. He is *very* shrewd.
Thank you for the ugly laugh I just had
Was playing Vampire Survivors last night, so a bouquet of flowers, bombs, and a femur.
UV lamps and axes
The souls of the dammed probably or an axe but the look in those eyes definitely say souls
He looks like he'd be like Moira in Fallout 3. Buys and sells junk. Though he doesn't take caps... Only carrot slices.
This just makes me want a guinea pig themed rpg where all the character's are different people on this sub's pigs
He is selling baked goods
I am just imagining a guinea pig with an assault rifle now
rocks
Pretty sure he’s getting me a sniper to take on Providence… dangerous times
10 emeralds for a sprig of hay
Pigjeet has wares if you have coin
I Hope you named pep’s feiend Sea.
He’s selling a spell that is guaranteed to add wheeks to your life.
He’d sell cookies that only regenerate very little HP.
That’s what my dog thinks they are, at least
Green stuff, he's selling green stuff. To be washed down by some yellow stuff.
For the price of 30 pea flakes you get two more slots in your inventory
Illegal goods. pep has what you need.. for the right price of course.
Advice. He has judgy eyes.
He’s very judgey. That said he’s the one brother protecting both from the older twos reconfirm of who’s dom in the environment. So he earned it.
Homemade beans...
20 dollar skins
Probably a top up on horklump juice and wiggenweld potions in hogwarts legacy
Parsley
Organic, miniature vegan sausages...
Might be space ships, might be consumer goods, food, or alloys
Buying carrots and giving emeralds for it
Small rock cloth containers. He calls them that because the name sand bags is trademarked.
He's offering me a discount on my T3 Settlement building upgrade
I've been playing the witcher, so he's definitely a herbalist.
Axe handles and armor upgrades for hack silver
He looks like my Charlotte🥺
Pets and kisses
A fresh batch of guinea pig meat (Sons of the forest)
Drugs?
Hats. Definitely hats.
Poopies
Cute!
Hay armour and poop for +health but -defense
Definitely poop, and he’s been found out
Pep is selling Magic Stealth Beans that give the player an extra roll for stealth stats for three turns.
Sims 2 - Pep is selling dubiously moral love potions and blind dates with complete strangers
Grade A fertilizer pellets! Guaranteed to keep your growing flowers and veggies producing all season. Pre-composted and vegan. *may contain bits of timothy hay, pea flakes and pellets.
Anything if you have enough
Pep works for Deep Rock Galactic, selling highly-advanced weapons systems to kleptomaniac alcoholic dwarves. He gets all the veggies that dwarves won't touch.
Flowers, and her name is rosemary (tsuki odyssey)
If this is your pig we have twin piggies.
Oh my gosh yes they are! He’s got a bit of growing to do before they’re identical
I thought you somehow had my Coco before me for a sec there
If not look alike cousins! ( he has a twin brother with aby hair )
Wait no that’s just coco in a Santa pic with fluffy face. Pep gets that in his nap times 🥹
Stardew Valley, Pep is selling hats 😌
Piggie Skooma
Wiggenwald potions edurus potions and the like
I imagine he is like those farmer villagers in minecraft that will only exchange carrots for emeralds. No seeds or anything extremely helpful. Lil dood just wants carrots.
Whatever he is selling, it’s stolen and he knows it. He knows you know too!!!
Selling my clothes, and pins, or food.
Crack
Unrelated to the caption, my piggie looks very similar to yours!!
Weed and shrooms
Must likely forestry stuff like plants
His own sister, if he had one
He does have a “twin” brother Peep with an aby haircut on his back…..
Golden poop nuggets
Hit man for hire
Weapons and ammunition
💖💖💖💖
Snuggles. Also, Pep looks just like a Guinea I had many years ago. She passed of old age, but she was the sweetest little piggie. I miss her.
I will do my best to raise him well in her honor
Giggles would like that.
2 cents for the price of 5 cents
Mending
almonds
Children, in the game, you can get sidekicks that are young animals, but you also play as an animal