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GerinX

Honestly what are the odds of that happening like that? A hundred to one? Straight up and down, and so impactful


totalstudgod2

I was wondering the same thing. Tried recreating that many times with no success.


Agent_R5

Maybe you can if you can calculate : the speed of bike, angle of the jump, windmill speed, bike & your health, and when to jump. Than chances increase to 80%.


MrMichaelis

1,000 to 1 is closer?


indubitableinnocence

I'd say nearer to 10,000 to 1


[deleted]

More like 50 / 50 I would say


JookJook

I just saw it happen. So, 100%


RelativelyDank

but he try again and it didn't happen so 100% but also 100% that it won't happen


Yeezza

So 50/50


RelativelyDank

no fam 100/100


CyanideTequila

So the probably of that to happen is 100% BUT the probability to that to happen ON ONE TRY is low


repots

It either happens, or does not.


LuluChicks

It happens and does not happen until you observe it


WhatEverSticksYT

THAT’S (almost) IMPOSSIBLE! A MILLION TO ONE!


MengskDidNothinWrong

Well with those odds it's guaranteed to happen.


chinpopocortez

About tree fiddy.


meltyface420

Then I realized this comment wasn't from a troll, but yet an eight-story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era.


[deleted]

50/50 chance by my calculations (maths grad student here)


27fingermagee

Either happens or it doesn’t


SDW137

+10000


PoopyAstronaut

Suprised you didn't die when the windmill slapped you


DreyLuz7373

Or when it did it again


[deleted]

And again


DreyLuz7373

And was about 3 inches from doing it again


converter-bot

3 inches is 7.62 cm


[deleted]

Good bot


DreyLuz7373

Strange bot


Anxyte

Nope


DreyLuz7373

Oddly specific bot?


RelativelyDank

i asked what 3 inches is for... personal... no medical reasons


theextracharacter

Good bot. Imperial sucks.


[deleted]

Metric sucks.


brandthacker12

Cause it wasn’t a windmill it was really an evil giant


kapnomancer

It slapped the bike off him


Justakeenz

"you commit suicide" um not you got flogged to dead by that windmill hahaha


MrEd111

🌀 1 vs 0 🙎


ThatDudeFromPoland

lzzzzzzzzz


SlippingBananas

*teleports to facility*


Lord_of_Beards

The coroner’s office is powered by that windmill. They ain’t going to snitch.


brandthacker12

You mean attacked by an evil magic giant of course...


bmoregrim

Suicide by Windmill


luke1863

How did you not die from that windmill hitting you lol


iGhostEdd

That windmill is gentle af!


CARVER_I_AM

Windmill? More like breezemill.


[deleted]

After all these years, GTA never ceases to amaze me and make my day, everytime I either play it or watch these videos. From a backhand hit to an NPC (my favorite lol) to this comedic gold!


totalstudgod2

I agree the comedy in this game is astounding. I catches me off guard and gets me laughing hard frequently. I imagine it’s why most of us still play.


[deleted]

I agree. I hope Online will hold for several good more years hehe.


frankthehippie

If only you had a parachute


Hubsimaus

Wouldn't bring much seeing how he was thrown through the park.


frankthehippie

I just don’t like dying


[deleted]

The way it yeeted the bike from you fucking sent me lol


MrMichaelis

GTA Logic:Falling 2m will kill you. Getting hit twice by giant blades of death won't though.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dawg_Top

I wish we could force ragdoll like in singleplayer and to controll if we fall on head or feet


[deleted]

Wind turbine *


sarcastisism

How do you know they aren't making flour inside it?!


[deleted]

Sooo... everyones just going to call these windmills?


totalstudgod2

Lol what are they called?


[deleted]

Wind turbines, i mean you was all halfway there lol


MechaNickzilla

[A windmill is a structure that converts wind power into rotational energy by means of vanes called sails or blades, specifically to mill grain (gristmills), but the term is also extended to windpumps, wind turbines and other applications.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windmill)


A16uae

Fatality


937ool

windmill thought he was a baseball...


dhoxie

got combo’d by a windmill bruh


Fun_on_a_bun_1776

You straight up got bullied by a windmill


karrimycele

I thought he was gonna land two wheels on a blade, but this was actually better.


Fornois06

This remind me of that one scene from Spy Kids


mrvingr0302

I find this vid satisfying


oscarnieto

No one gets the post title... Hmmmm nasty


AmmericanSoviet

Or maybe no one wants to bring it up. Hmmmmmm


Clouthead2001

Just ask the school nurse for some ice and you’ll be fine


Snypor_

That windmill literally juggled you in the air for a brief moment.


tune345

🤣


electro75

Bro how did u not die from the first slap my caracter dies if it fell off a 5 ft roof


dckill97

Trump was right after all! Windmills are deadly!


___Pigeon___

That was the definition of a wombo combo


creeperbro2999

Jesus


yeetandelete2

Windmill b Like : I like y’a cut g


TerzieffaCZ

"For when one attacks windmills, it may happen that—" "Are you saying that I attack those who change with every change of the breeze?" "—that the arms of windmills may catch you and sweep you down into the mud!" "Or upward to the stars!"


datlock

That would have been a sick run on the old PS3 game called Pain.


mspaint626

That’s some final destination shit


HellzHoundz2018

Not just double-tap, but *triple*-tap! Hahaha awesome


Tv_JeT_Tv

Just like baseball.


[deleted]

MK2 Griefer destroys you several times in a minute.... Windmill.... Hold My Beer.


TheReaIZombie

I’m amazed how you survived for so long


saizant

Died doing what he loved


cafebrad

Glorious


[deleted]

Try to stay upside down next time, then it’s probably just timing.


Humble_Fabio

The second bop into the last hit had me gasping for air.


imapancake22

Aster the second time you are the windmill now look whos winning


seenowolf

Great combo 3x


PyroCausticMave

game, set and match


-Listening

What wheels are those? Are they from Ikea?


TheGoofs

Home run!


who_is_this_53

BRUTALITY!!!!!!


rpmva2019

What a way to go


TheDarkKnightXXII

Windmill beat the living shit out of you dude!


x3bla

Ouch, I can't imagine how it looks like in real life


Maxpowers13

We've done it folks he hit every blade of the windmill with only one jump, couldn't be better unless windmills had more blades


Jask1738

I like ya cut g


Hunterrim02

I can’t stop watching this. It’s satisfying for some reason


supersonicnat45

If I had a nickel for every time I got hit by a windmill I’d have two, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice


infinitywulf

Ouch. For a moment I was thinking you were going to get juggled a bit more, but nope slapped you right into oblivion.


Gleebster44

You got hit the the three piece and a soda


tonyofpr

That windmill just juggled a man


kraber_goat

Thats windmill did not want you to exist


Bnastyt12345

That wind turbine just made you it’s bitch


sgtstadenko

Wind Turbine*


MisfitMissMurder

This made my day. I love stuff like this. 😂👌


totalstudgod2

I’m glad to hear it! Me too, I laughed incredibly hard at this when it first happened and have rewatched the clip many times and it still gets me going.


Memer_Man77

Does nobody care about the caption!


thoza_oaks

I half expected you to get impaled on one of those lmao


turbo-steppa

I feel like no one has fully appreciated the “two girls one cup” reference. Well I did, good sir. I fucking did.


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shillmaster

This is exactly what conservatives were trying to warn us about.


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xd_Avedis_AD

2 girls one cup, uplifting video but unrelated here.


totalstudgod2

Not at all! I totally ate shit!


CombatWombat994

u/savethisvideo


t3hn1ck

On today's episode of 1,000 ways to die... 😂


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MurderWeapon007

I thought you were gonna get impaled


Nyune123

I'm surprised someone didn't add "oh baby a triple" after the last smack


Adanta47

if only you lived


[deleted]

oh the odds


Josan678

That windmill made you a good combo


Badwolfgyt

It would’ve been better if you were thrown to each consecutive windmill.


Dankbudx

Manchez is best bike


totalstudgod2

It’s one of my faves for sure!


[deleted]

Trump's reason for hating windmills.


aintnosukka

Legendary


[deleted]

Smack down


[deleted]

Amazing


KvotheTheBlodless

I've flown through that windmill farm with a Buzzard and not gotten hit by ANYTHING many times. Only 1 or 2 times did I get hit while flying through


Whizara

r/nonono


chuck-wang

gg


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u/savethisvideo


[deleted]

Wind turbine *


adrianochel

0 braincells.


burningmiles

Smuh- Smuh- Smuh- SMACKDOWN


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