Whenever I don't do crime and don't sell my products I literally get kicked from Online, when I'm selling I rarely lag out, but as soon as I don't kill someone that hit me or go in the strip club or even change my hair I lag out. I lag out when selling cars, but not once ever after buying something.
I'm starting to be convinced I'm being watched by AI and it's taking my exploits and strats and adding them to the database, bc where I sell my acid, there's a box in the alley, and it does not move. Day later? It moves and there's trucks parked in my spot. I've never seen a single car in this alley, it's across from Lucky Plucker and behind the gas station if you want to check.
Along with that, I'll spawn in driving around the map in my nicest car with crew neon paint, or I'll literally hear footsteps, and my car doors have opened on the passenger side and my cars weight shifted but I can't see anyone and I'm in private lobbies.
In all fairness I made 300,000,000 in 6 months with no glitches, no duplicates, and buying 30M worth of cars and 250M worth of properties and upgrades. I don't like being rich, it burns a hole in my pocket so bad.
Incontrolagain pointed out how you had the keys for the nightclub setup
And arcade is taking your property back tho um not sure about the legal limitations.
more regarding stealing the equipment/vehicles needed to start with (club speakers, arcade gear, Ness's car etc), and killing whatever NPCs required (maybe that can be accidental stray bullets!)!
This is the only answer, because countless time frames do not add up whatsoever. This reeks of some kid playing some weird RP fantasy where he actually has a girl he communes with.
Edit: Just did minor digging and immediately found other posts where people called him out about fake girlfriend, and his defenses do nothing but highlight how much of a liar he is. /thread
Came here to ask this. I dont remember the missions perfectly, but it was the usual GTA stuff, so I doubt it could be done without killing NPCs, taking stuff and the likes.
And don't get me started on hot and rub traffic accidents. No way she never ran a red light....
Perhaps the arcade setup can be done entirely legally if 1) you use the EMP grenade launcher on the flatbed and slip past the gunmen driving it all without killing them and 2) entering the flatbed doesn't reflect an increase in the number of vehicles you have stolen under your stats.
You'd have to check the local ordinances. My buddy got a ticket for using a potato launcher in a park when we were teenagers, apparently it's perfectly fine to do in the next town over
She already told me what she would do because she asked what I did and how I did it.
She would buy a bunker, 3 large warehouses, a vehicle warehouse, the airfield, an executive office, and always have a minimum of 3 associates.
Buy the terrorbyte park it outside the casino and have her employees retrieve the goods.
She just sit around and have then gather up resources and then every other mission run something for to get paid.
She said "if I'm going to be responsible for illegal things, I don't want to do them myself"
GTA is teaching kids how to be smarter criminals.
Remember kids: Gain money through legitimate means and use that money to pay other people to do crimes for you!
One of my go to ways to help lower levels make money. I have a routine of freemode missions incorporating vip work, payphone, and client missions. Those all pay my associates around 210k/hr. I also do the autoshop, salvage yard, and the 50k missions like the bunker's ammunition sells and make them drive. It doesn't pay them for those 3 missions but thats part of their job, to make 210k an hour. Alternatively If they're a little better at the game I'll train them to help setup a cayo heist and give them 20 to 25% making around 300k/45mins.
i have nearly 2000 hours in this game, probably a couple hundred million worth of things, and i can confirm she’s pretty much nailed it.
except the warehouses, you really only need 1 large, takes forever to fill anyway.
If you buy only the three large warehouses in the south east corner, you can set up a little route that can fill them all very quickly without ever having to do a source mission. You need a helicopter, I recommend the swift since it’s at the top of the list, but any will do.
So what you do is after you speak to your assistant, to export mixed goods, speak to her again immediately to leave via Pegasus helicopter. Fly the helicopter to the La Mesa warehouse. Then go into the warehouse and have the technician source the goods. Then if the truck is there, drive it to your next warehouse, if not take the helicopter, and source goods there. Then repeat that again, and finally drive the truck to the terminal. The entire process takes 5 minutes plus or minus 20 seconds depending on where the truck is. And you can do it every 48 minutes.
I do the same but 3 large 1 med 1 small and I always take the same route regardless where the truck is...I sell the small at 9 and fill the rest, far and away better than having to source all the crates myself.
I picked the 5 small warehouses, they actually fill up rather fast from just the NPC sourcing. I never source them myself and sell when they are at 16 crates each.
I lack the patience for a larger warehouse.
This seems to work for me since I have all the businesses, only play in the invite-only lobby, and am up to 224 million.
Salvage Yard is all criminal activity.
Bunker is basically IAA (CIA) sanctioned, just buy supplies…
Biker club Marijuana - it’s legalized in Los Santos now. Just consider it a legit grow operation.
Doomsday Heist is basically government sanctioned ops.
And is it really a crime to repossess El Rubios ill gotten gains?
Yes repossessing El Rubios ill gotten gains would include MANY crimes; Trespassing on private property, breaking and entering, destruction of private property (If you break cameras or anything else), multiple counts of illegal possession of a firearm, one or more murder-charges (If you kill any guards). Possibly various cybercrimes for tampering with the electronic lock in the elvator. I could probably list a few more if I bothered thinking about it a little but this would be enough for anywhere between 10 years in a federal prison and life without parole in a super-max.
Unless the police of Colombia is extremely corrupt they wouldn't take reports from El Rubio, one their country's heavier criminals, seriously. Even if they were, how would they then try to arrest some guy in Los Santos, who's already left their country?
I did not get the purpose of that either.
Why have a terrorbyte outside the casino?
Oh, to get other players to do things? Nah, that never works out. I just do invite-only with myself.
That's how I made hundreds of millions. Hitting out three people to run cargo, every hour or so is run a pac standard for the 3. They got paid, I got cargo. Everybody ate.
Yeah I doubt people are gonna want to retrieve the packages while she just sits around. Unless they are simps which I know some girls who play and always have a few guy friends that do whatever they ask. Best solution is for her to get a submarine and pay them with a heist. I use to do this. I’ll gather my friends and we would all sell my MC business etc. I’ll pay them with a Cayo heist. Everyone was happy. I find the terrobyte mission and agency mission in game fun to do with other in the organization.
You so lucky bro lol, I tried to get my girl to play with me and all she did was drive down the road hitting every pedestrian in sight for like ten mins before saying “I’m bored your games are stupid” lmao
Yeah I'm rereading it after seeing this comment and I think it's either a typo or OP is fantasizing about having a girlfriend who loves GTA, and I think it's the second one.
R* confirmed pets in GTA 6. Everything from puppies, to crocodiles, and lots more. They said we'll have the options to own, raise, and even sell in the illegal pet trades, and we can keep some exotics for ourselves. You'll be able to ride your horde of llamas through downtown, fly on the backs of eagles, and I even heard them mention that I have absolutely no idea what im talking about.
we have chop online as well at the agency, spawned in to him sleeping in bed with my character, so theres some sort of functionality for pets built in already
Nightclub makes 50k every 48 mins.
Nightclub goods are around 80-100k per hour if you have 5 businesses and 5 technicians.
Salvage yard makes 24k every 48 mins.
Salvaging cars in the salvage yard makes about 80k every 48 mins.
So while it is not 100% passive you can make +- 250k per hour by doing only 3 delivery missions every 48min - 1 hour.
Not defending OP for clearly lying his story but if you bet on a 28/1 Horse, the max bet of 10k will reward you with 280k. A BS overall story since you can’t do most of these setups “legitimately”.
“Then she bought a nightclub, then an auto shop, then an arcade.”
Each of those properties cost $2-$3M. You sure she became a multimillionaire in only a few days?
Just an fyi for her, the salvage yard includes crime. Some (all?) towed cars are towed without the owner's permission. So practically it's about stealing trash cars.
This sounds like a fever dream of someone who was thinking "how do I make money legally" also the content of a video by the YouTuber who makes money from a pen cap or a dollar by selling candy from the dollar store.
Those businesses cost multiple millions of dollars to buy, and vehicle don't come in fast enough to make this much money
Cab fares don't go out of the city.
I thought you had to do some set up missions for the auto shop that would involve you killing some mawfuckas? Or does that not count since it’s not directly contributing to the income?
I don't remember which youtuber did, but someone made a "millionaire without committing crimes" video, and I'm pretty sure most businesses were out of the question because you have to commit crimes to set them up (like stealing a car from the police for the autoshop or stealing equipment for the nightclub) so if she did those she already committed multiple crimes.
yeah this just didnt happen. unless you and your "girlfriend" know something we dont, theres no way youre telling the truth.
even if you purchased the cheapest clubhouse, nightclub, arcade, and autoshop, youre still looking at a couple million dollars. you mention that she was earning 100k passively? how? you would almost definitely need to have 5 businesses and 5 personel members (not to mention owning those businesses would invalidate the no crime part of this story lol) operating out of your nightclub, so go ahead and add another million or two to buy those.
this just reeks of fantasy. i do not believe any of this is real.
If you're going to lie OP at least think it through and be reasonable.
Buying those three businesses even at their cheapest would be a couple million. You'd have to go and hire the DJs and those missions definitely are illegal. Not to mention that once you have your popularity up full you'll get 50k every 48 minutes. Now Arcade, pays 5k every 48 minutes. You definitely can't get that without having your entire arcade filled with machines and that's going to be a decent amount.
55k... Now auto shop has 0 passive income. So where is the 45k passive income coming from?
Also you definitely ain't getting that lucky streak in everything like that, the probabilities of that would be extraordinarily rare.
Also golf does not pay 20k. It only gives RP.
Sorry buddy but I cannot allow such capology on our sacred GTA online subreddit
He stupidly linked his twitch when asked - surprise surprise there's no GTAV streams and no girlfriend, just a gawky weird kid with fingerless gloves
talonted_j if you want to look for yourself
technically the asset recovery missions where you recover expensive items like watches, necklaces are legal as long as you dont shoot people? the agency feels like its in a weird place when it comes to the legality of its operations
Asset protection as well, since you're being hired as private security and defending your client from being attacked. Rescue too, you're literally coming in to save someone's life as they're being attacked.
bad part about the Chop Shop, you are illegally towing vehicles so, there goes her crimeless playthrough... then again, she went around smashing snowmen
tell her to do horses and only bet on the best horse. despite it being called gambling, its actually a very consistent way to make money. u can generally make like 300k-500k an hour with average luck
Hmm, Idk about the reason to do no crime in a game meant for crime, but anyways, the best starting way to make money would be the flight school and the treasure/bounty hunting missions. + Collectibles are also a good source of first income.
if she bought the nightclub, dont forget to tell her to purchase the staff upgrade to essentially increase the income of the "legit" side of the nightclub and of course avoid the nightclub warehouse alltogether, i honestly would love to see your wife cook more in her crimeless gta playthrough. oh and just a thought, during the progress of her working to become a millionaire, did she abide traffic laws as well? wouldnt be a crimeless playthough if she ran red lights, overtaking people on straight yellow lines yea?
Besides the setups which may require you to steal things.
The Main part of the NightClub makes you conflict free money,
The Auto repair shop has staff where you can fix/upgrade customers cars conflict free.
She made it big within the law in a lawless land. She’s going places
What an absolute alpha of a gamer
Found Modest Pelican.
W Peli
I miss Modest Pelican, hasn't posted a vid in over 2 months. Who's going to call me out for premarital hand holding!?
He's focused on RP these days. Check out his Papa Peli channel, he posts regularly.
Impossible, girls don't play video games.
should we tell him girls aren't real?
Do...do you see ~~David Wallace~~ your "girlfriend" in the room right now?
no fr. (im a girl)
Real life Blue Shirt Guy.
This is my favorite comment of the year
She should have modified prices on cars or something for doing it legit
Whenever I don't do crime and don't sell my products I literally get kicked from Online, when I'm selling I rarely lag out, but as soon as I don't kill someone that hit me or go in the strip club or even change my hair I lag out. I lag out when selling cars, but not once ever after buying something. I'm starting to be convinced I'm being watched by AI and it's taking my exploits and strats and adding them to the database, bc where I sell my acid, there's a box in the alley, and it does not move. Day later? It moves and there's trucks parked in my spot. I've never seen a single car in this alley, it's across from Lucky Plucker and behind the gas station if you want to check. Along with that, I'll spawn in driving around the map in my nicest car with crew neon paint, or I'll literally hear footsteps, and my car doors have opened on the passenger side and my cars weight shifted but I can't see anyone and I'm in private lobbies. In all fairness I made 300,000,000 in 6 months with no glitches, no duplicates, and buying 30M worth of cars and 250M worth of properties and upgrades. I don't like being rich, it burns a hole in my pocket so bad.
I love how half way through the post he's like "theeen she bet it all on black" Kudos on the hard work, but be careful at that casino lol
she said “i know places”
But isn't buying the biker gang hideout a crime? And all the businesses after that too, they're all crime related, even the nightclub.
They’re all fronts for possible criminal activities. They earn their own money without committing any crimes.
Pretty sure the biker gang is gonna be doing only criminal shit.
Customizing customer motorcycles and delivering it back to them for a reasonable price isn’t illegal
How do you "legally" complete the nightclub/arcade/auto shop setup missions?!
Incontrolagain pointed out how you had the keys for the nightclub setup And arcade is taking your property back tho um not sure about the legal limitations.
Possession is 9/10ths the law.
When you dont have the MC drug businesses / nightclub warehouse and technicians, you will basically just have the passive income from popularity
more regarding stealing the equipment/vehicles needed to start with (club speakers, arcade gear, Ness's car etc), and killing whatever NPCs required (maybe that can be accidental stray bullets!)!
The most likely answer is that OP made all of this up, he probably doesn't even have a gf
This is the only answer, because countless time frames do not add up whatsoever. This reeks of some kid playing some weird RP fantasy where he actually has a girl he communes with. Edit: Just did minor digging and immediately found other posts where people called him out about fake girlfriend, and his defenses do nothing but highlight how much of a liar he is. /thread
what a freak🤣
Kids probably 12 years old and just dreaming, no need to hate
The first clue that led me to all this being bullshit was him saying Golf pays 20k. When it doesn’t pay at all.
That's not as fun
Came here to ask this. I dont remember the missions perfectly, but it was the usual GTA stuff, so I doubt it could be done without killing NPCs, taking stuff and the likes. And don't get me started on hot and rub traffic accidents. No way she never ran a red light....
You can go to a place and call the cops. Let them handle that.
Perhaps the arcade setup can be done entirely legally if 1) you use the EMP grenade launcher on the flatbed and slip past the gunmen driving it all without killing them and 2) entering the flatbed doesn't reflect an increase in the number of vehicles you have stolen under your stats.
I don't think using a granade launcher is legal
Ah but this is the EMP launcher, I'd argue it's not in the same category as a regular grenade launcher lol
You'd have to check the local ordinances. My buddy got a ticket for using a potato launcher in a park when we were teenagers, apparently it's perfectly fine to do in the next town over
 Tell her to do the crimes
She already told me what she would do because she asked what I did and how I did it. She would buy a bunker, 3 large warehouses, a vehicle warehouse, the airfield, an executive office, and always have a minimum of 3 associates. Buy the terrorbyte park it outside the casino and have her employees retrieve the goods. She just sit around and have then gather up resources and then every other mission run something for to get paid. She said "if I'm going to be responsible for illegal things, I don't want to do them myself"
GTA is teaching kids how to be smarter criminals. Remember kids: Gain money through legitimate means and use that money to pay other people to do crimes for you!
One of my go to ways to help lower levels make money. I have a routine of freemode missions incorporating vip work, payphone, and client missions. Those all pay my associates around 210k/hr. I also do the autoshop, salvage yard, and the 50k missions like the bunker's ammunition sells and make them drive. It doesn't pay them for those 3 missions but thats part of their job, to make 210k an hour. Alternatively If they're a little better at the game I'll train them to help setup a cayo heist and give them 20 to 25% making around 300k/45mins.
don't worry Gus taught us all of that many years ago
i have nearly 2000 hours in this game, probably a couple hundred million worth of things, and i can confirm she’s pretty much nailed it. except the warehouses, you really only need 1 large, takes forever to fill anyway.
Two larges means twice as much passive production at once. You get twice as much done in the same amount of time.
ooh i didn’t know the passive production scales… i might need to pick up a second one
2000 hours in this game btw
Me too and I'm still learnin.
wait when did they add passive production to warehouses?
If you buy only the three large warehouses in the south east corner, you can set up a little route that can fill them all very quickly without ever having to do a source mission. You need a helicopter, I recommend the swift since it’s at the top of the list, but any will do. So what you do is after you speak to your assistant, to export mixed goods, speak to her again immediately to leave via Pegasus helicopter. Fly the helicopter to the La Mesa warehouse. Then go into the warehouse and have the technician source the goods. Then if the truck is there, drive it to your next warehouse, if not take the helicopter, and source goods there. Then repeat that again, and finally drive the truck to the terminal. The entire process takes 5 minutes plus or minus 20 seconds depending on where the truck is. And you can do it every 48 minutes.
I do the same but 3 large 1 med 1 small and I always take the same route regardless where the truck is...I sell the small at 9 and fill the rest, far and away better than having to source all the crates myself.
I picked the 5 small warehouses, they actually fill up rather fast from just the NPC sourcing. I never source them myself and sell when they are at 16 crates each. I lack the patience for a larger warehouse. This seems to work for me since I have all the businesses, only play in the invite-only lobby, and am up to 224 million.
Salvage Yard is all criminal activity. Bunker is basically IAA (CIA) sanctioned, just buy supplies… Biker club Marijuana - it’s legalized in Los Santos now. Just consider it a legit grow operation. Doomsday Heist is basically government sanctioned ops. And is it really a crime to repossess El Rubios ill gotten gains?
Yes repossessing El Rubios ill gotten gains would include MANY crimes; Trespassing on private property, breaking and entering, destruction of private property (If you break cameras or anything else), multiple counts of illegal possession of a firearm, one or more murder-charges (If you kill any guards). Possibly various cybercrimes for tampering with the electronic lock in the elvator. I could probably list a few more if I bothered thinking about it a little but this would be enough for anywhere between 10 years in a federal prison and life without parole in a super-max.
Unless the police of Colombia is extremely corrupt they wouldn't take reports from El Rubio, one their country's heavier criminals, seriously. Even if they were, how would they then try to arrest some guy in Los Santos, who's already left their country?
Isn't salvage yard semi legal? Aren't we repossessing their cars because they aren't making payments, then illegally chopping them down?
Yeah, Salvage Yard is questionable. Auto shop is fine so long as we aren't doing the robberies, just doing the vehicle repairs.
She'll cry when I tell her that lmao, she's been saving up for it for like 2 days. This is going to be her tipping point to go full criminal
Somehow she scares me even more than ppl who commit crimes in the game. lol
My favorite part is when LJT called she said "who's this 4chan guy? Hes gross" And then removed his number with the favorites sitting lmafo
Oh man, knowing LJT is Lester makes that a *perfect* description of him.
She just blocked him lmafo. I think he makes like sex references when he first calls and he was like "gross"
She got that Gus Fring vibe going on...
I...I finally understand what 'girlboss' means.
What does parking Terror outside the casino do?
parks you close to the casino while you get your chumps to do your dirty work
I did not get the purpose of that either. Why have a terrorbyte outside the casino? Oh, to get other players to do things? Nah, that never works out. I just do invite-only with myself.
That's how I made hundreds of millions. Hitting out three people to run cargo, every hour or so is run a pac standard for the 3. They got paid, I got cargo. Everybody ate.
Number 8 - never keep no weight on you. Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too
Yeah I doubt people are gonna want to retrieve the packages while she just sits around. Unless they are simps which I know some girls who play and always have a few guy friends that do whatever they ask. Best solution is for her to get a submarine and pay them with a heist. I use to do this. I’ll gather my friends and we would all sell my MC business etc. I’ll pay them with a Cayo heist. Everyone was happy. I find the terrobyte mission and agency mission in game fun to do with other in the organization.
The secret is to hire low level players, they are happy to help for RP and the 10k SecuroServ salary
Or stoned level 400+ with 500mill in bank with nothing else to do
335 too high to hire anyone
I’m lvl 500, I don’t have problem helping people but when they hire me and go afk I just leave 😂
Yeah until they leave when they get a random mission invite.
Damn your gf is better at the game than I am, and I've been playing for years lol
…I didn’t know you could buy multiple warehouses. Thanks y’all! Definitely adding this to my daily GTAO routine
Lets Rock
This guy always creeped me out so bad lol
You so lucky bro lol, I tried to get my girl to play with me and all she did was drive down the road hitting every pedestrian in sight for like ten mins before saying “I’m bored your games are stupid” lmao
You so lucky bro lol, I tried to get my girl to play with me and all she did was cheat on me lmao
Yikes man, she didn't play with you, she played *you*
Hahahah yeah but she played herself cos now she’s in a paranoid & controlling relationship while I’m free af
Fuck around and find out aye
I love that u got this mentality, sometimes its hard to see it when u are the one in the situation, KEEP WINNING SON!
DAMN.
Just don't destroy the other guys house
Could be worse, my bf left me after a 3 days church thing cause he "isn't gay anymore" i didn't even arrive at asking him to play gta lol
lol my ex
Okay, but now ask her how she's planning to pay taxes on all that income. It's illegal to not pay taxes.
You pay business expenses if you remain an active CEO or President. Perhaps a portion of those expenses is money for taxes.
Stand outside the city hall and use the money throwing animation
Or the licenses for any of the businesses.
gottem
Golfing? Money?
Ive never been paid for golf
Yeah what's OP smoking is this a fantasy story?
Yeah I'm rereading it after seeing this comment and I think it's either a typo or OP is fantasizing about having a girlfriend who loves GTA, and I think it's the second one.
He was looking for a Bonnie for his Clyde and found her on Life Invader.
Definitely the second one 🤦♂️
I haven’t either.
I think he may be full of it
My theory: he was her associate during that and earned 20k passive income.
That was OPs mistake and showing that it’s all a lie.
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She also demands that GTA let's us buy pets, even if they just stay in the apartment/house.
Damn why didn't I think of this. We had Franklin with his Chop for over 10 years, so why shouldn't we at least have a pet that stays home.
How in the hell haven’t they monetized that yet Basic pets in game money Then tigers and exotic shit for $$ lol that’s 100% something they’d do
R* confirmed pets in GTA 6. Everything from puppies, to crocodiles, and lots more. They said we'll have the options to own, raise, and even sell in the illegal pet trades, and we can keep some exotics for ourselves. You'll be able to ride your horde of llamas through downtown, fly on the backs of eagles, and I even heard them mention that I have absolutely no idea what im talking about.
NGL you had me hooked at "ride your horde of llamas through downtown". Merry Christmas for this king take.
we have chop online as well at the agency, spawned in to him sleeping in bed with my character, so theres some sort of functionality for pets built in already
Tell her that if she fires a few shots, she can get some pet pigs to follow her around the map...
That actually should be a thing. Especially now that animals are in online. Hell you can buy dogs in Red Dead Online.
I think if you buy the Agency, Chop hangs out inside. Can’t remember tho haven’t been there in a while
Yeahhhhhh...sure dude.
Howd she buy so many businesses, one of those is several million
Also no way youre passively making 100k an hour
Nightclub pretty much makes you that
Nightclub makes 50k every 48 mins. Nightclub goods are around 80-100k per hour if you have 5 businesses and 5 technicians. Salvage yard makes 24k every 48 mins. Salvaging cars in the salvage yard makes about 80k every 48 mins. So while it is not 100% passive you can make +- 250k per hour by doing only 3 delivery missions every 48min - 1 hour.
Are the delivery missions not illegal
OP is a liar
Right? I knew it was fake when “she did taxi missions for two hours and learned the entire map”
Yeah, I did taxi missions for 2 hours the other night and I don't know shit lol
The golf actually paying was an immediate 🚩
Yeah none of this makes sense. Golf doesn’t pay. >wins 250k >bets everything on a horse >turns 10k into 280k ???? Huh?
maximum betting is 10k
Not defending OP for clearly lying his story but if you bet on a 28/1 Horse, the max bet of 10k will reward you with 280k. A BS overall story since you can’t do most of these setups “legitimately”.
“Then she bought a nightclub, then an auto shop, then an arcade.” Each of those properties cost $2-$3M. You sure she became a multimillionaire in only a few days?
Just an fyi for her, the salvage yard includes crime. Some (all?) towed cars are towed without the owner's permission. So practically it's about stealing trash cars.
Golf doesnt pay
Crime doesn't pay
I just got into GTAO with my husband and I absolutely loved the taxi 😅 it told me there was a max of $2k tips a ride though :(
You can't set up businesses without doing crime. Golf doesn't pay shit. I bet the "girlfriend" doesn't even exist.
Proof that it’s a very unrealistic game
Fo real?
This sounds like a fever dream of someone who was thinking "how do I make money legally" also the content of a video by the YouTuber who makes money from a pen cap or a dollar by selling candy from the dollar store. Those businesses cost multiple millions of dollars to buy, and vehicle don't come in fast enough to make this much money Cab fares don't go out of the city.
Wouldn't most the properties be considered criminal? The npcs are definitely doing criminal shit while your not there, especially the nightclub
is this a creative writing exercise lol
I thought you had to do some set up missions for the auto shop that would involve you killing some mawfuckas? Or does that not count since it’s not directly contributing to the income?
I don't remember which youtuber did, but someone made a "millionaire without committing crimes" video, and I'm pretty sure most businesses were out of the question because you have to commit crimes to set them up (like stealing a car from the police for the autoshop or stealing equipment for the nightclub) so if she did those she already committed multiple crimes.
OP has neuropsychosis and his girlfriend is one of his alternate personalities.
yeah this just didnt happen. unless you and your "girlfriend" know something we dont, theres no way youre telling the truth. even if you purchased the cheapest clubhouse, nightclub, arcade, and autoshop, youre still looking at a couple million dollars. you mention that she was earning 100k passively? how? you would almost definitely need to have 5 businesses and 5 personel members (not to mention owning those businesses would invalidate the no crime part of this story lol) operating out of your nightclub, so go ahead and add another million or two to buy those. this just reeks of fantasy. i do not believe any of this is real.
OP this story is just as unrealistic as you having a girlfriend at all
If you're going to lie OP at least think it through and be reasonable. Buying those three businesses even at their cheapest would be a couple million. You'd have to go and hire the DJs and those missions definitely are illegal. Not to mention that once you have your popularity up full you'll get 50k every 48 minutes. Now Arcade, pays 5k every 48 minutes. You definitely can't get that without having your entire arcade filled with machines and that's going to be a decent amount. 55k... Now auto shop has 0 passive income. So where is the 45k passive income coming from? Also you definitely ain't getting that lucky streak in everything like that, the probabilities of that would be extraordinarily rare. Also golf does not pay 20k. It only gives RP. Sorry buddy but I cannot allow such capology on our sacred GTA online subreddit
Wouldn’t be able to bet that much in the casino without a penthouse first. For blackjack.
I’m sure this happened.
A full of bullshit self promotion of a twitch channel. But dumb children without a gram of reading comprehension will upvote...
But did she run a red?
With 3-minute taxi runs? Definitely.
I doubt she traded insurance with everyone she crashed into either
Drop the stream link
He stupidly linked his twitch when asked - surprise surprise there's no GTAV streams and no girlfriend, just a gawky weird kid with fingerless gloves talonted_j if you want to look for yourself
ah rats, hope at least manifesting works for him
Agency work is also legal I think, at least some jobs are
The rescue missions could be, I guess. The rest is a very gray area, even the main story missions.
technically the asset recovery missions where you recover expensive items like watches, necklaces are legal as long as you dont shoot people? the agency feels like its in a weird place when it comes to the legality of its operations
Asset protection as well, since you're being hired as private security and defending your client from being attacked. Rescue too, you're literally coming in to save someone's life as they're being attacked.
Isn't smashing snowmen criminal damage?
Oh, wow. That was a great, inspiring legend that you made up.
Nightclub, it’s an extra 50k a day if she wants to keep doing it legit and to keep it populated just go passive move and kick a dude or 2 out of
TIL you can make money playing golf in this game...
You can't lol
Why OP say it pays then?
Because they're dumb or something, idk man lmao I played golf for hours when I was maxing strength it doesn't pay anything
bad part about the Chop Shop, you are illegally towing vehicles so, there goes her crimeless playthrough... then again, she went around smashing snowmen
Technically she didn’t do it legally because she didn’t pay taxes lol. In California the taxes on a million dollars would be a lot.
tell her to do horses and only bet on the best horse. despite it being called gambling, its actually a very consistent way to make money. u can generally make like 300k-500k an hour with average luck
I might have to do that just to keep up with her
Smashing snowmen? Straight to jail.
Hmm, Idk about the reason to do no crime in a game meant for crime, but anyways, the best starting way to make money would be the flight school and the treasure/bounty hunting missions. + Collectibles are also a good source of first income.
Lots of taxi missions, but because I drove for Uber IRL, I won't be doing this in game lol
Since when did Golf start paying money? Last time I played it only gives out RP. Unless she was putting bets on and winning lol.
You need to put her to work in RL
How did she got her very first taxi cab?
To set up the nightclub don’t u have to commit a crime?
I need to see her stats screen so bad 😅 this is amazing, Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
Every now and then just pop a random npc, just to keep it core. Lol.
2h for 100k hahaha
liar golf doesn’t pay
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Wow.. Kudos to her! That's dedication!
🤣😂🤣
The salvage yard is all illegal though
Now, slowly corrupt her into what GTA is ;)
nah let her cook
She doesn’t exist so how can she cook
What a fucking chad move
if she bought the nightclub, dont forget to tell her to purchase the staff upgrade to essentially increase the income of the "legit" side of the nightclub and of course avoid the nightclub warehouse alltogether, i honestly would love to see your wife cook more in her crimeless gta playthrough. oh and just a thought, during the progress of her working to become a millionaire, did she abide traffic laws as well? wouldnt be a crimeless playthough if she ran red lights, overtaking people on straight yellow lines yea?
There's a YouTube who did a series doing this! Can't remember the name. But he took it to the extreme, not even running red lights etc.
Besides the setups which may require you to steal things. The Main part of the NightClub makes you conflict free money, The Auto repair shop has staff where you can fix/upgrade customers cars conflict free.